Super little Taoist

Chapter 815 A Good Way to Make Money

Gu Tian rubbed his head, it is quite difficult to reach the Shattering Void Yuan Realm in his own world, but here, it seems to be an easy task, but it seems that you have to be rich and powerful to do it.

Jia Zongran moved his buttocks, stared at Gu Tian with his eyes and said, "Boy, tell me where you came from!"

Gu Tian shook his head, with a vague expression on his face, "I don't know, it's just here anyway!"

Even when Jia heard this, he was not happy, "Brother, I will confide in you, but you are pretending to me, this is not good!"

Gu Tian gave Jia Zongran a look of embarrassment, "It's not that I don't tell, the main reason is~~~~~~~"

"The main thing?"

"The main reason is that I don't have much motivation!" After finishing speaking, Gu Tian rubbed his index finger with his thumb, showing the face of a profiteer.

Jia Zhanran stared at him, "What the hell do you mean, you want me to give you money! Why didn't I take your money just now!"

Pa——Gu Tian snapped his fingers, "Let's go! Old man, don't say that, it's boring to say that! You say, I listen, I'm a listener! I say, you listen, you are a enjoyer. Besides, How can your information compare with mine? It’s not at the same level! If you don’t give it to me, don’t let me sleep!”

Jia Zongran looked at Gu Tian angrily. After a long time, he took out a bank note from his pocket and stuffed it in Gu Tian's hand.

Gu Tian glanced at the bank note, 100 taels!

"It's a long story! Our land is called Earth! There are nine continents and five oceans, known as the Nine-Five Supreme Land! The place where I live is called Huaxia. It is a country with outstanding people. The most important thing is the beautiful women Moreover, in summer, beauties wear very little clothes!"

Jia Zongran stared and blushed, "How many?"

Gu Tian swallowed, and the moving curves of his wives appeared in his mind.

"How much? Very little!" Gu Tian gestured in front of his chest, "That's all!"

Jia even looked stunned, "So few?"

Gu Tian snorted angrily, "That's quite a lot! We have one of the best products, called Lulu, I forgot, but the clothes are so shocking that you can't even imagine them. You can't wear them without her!"

Jia Zongran's Adam's apple rolled violently, "Say it, keep talking!"

Gu Tian opened his mouth, then closed it, and started rubbing his fingers again.

Jia Zongran gave him a bitter look, pulled out a bank note and stuffed it in his hand.

"Do we know what is the favorite means of transportation for men in summer?"

"What?" Jia even opened his mouth wide, "The bus! It's just a big iron sheet with four wheels on it, and then you can run!"

"I don't care how it runs, tell me why it's the man's favorite ~~~~~~ means of transportation!"

Gu Tian looked at Jia Zongran in surprise, this old villain has the potential to be a pervert!
Gu Tian poked Jia Zongran's head forcefully, with a look of hating iron but not steel, "Use your brain, there is a lot of space, and there will be more people pretending! There are so many people, so naturally there are men and women. Wearing less clothes, the car is swaying, it is inevitable that there will be skin-to-skin contact, and even, if you are lucky, you will encounter some places that you really want to touch, but you dare not touch! Hehe~~~~~ You understand!"

Jia Zongran's face was bewildered, as if he was thinking about the scene in Gu Tian's mouth, Gu Tian didn't make a sound, let him have a good look, after a long time, Jia Zongran's eyes lit up, "Go on, go on!"

Gu Tian stretched his neck and coughed a few times. Jia Zongran naturally knew what it meant, and quickly took out a bank note, "1000 taels of gold, I'll pay for it - it's late at night! Tell me enough tonight!"

"Uh~~~~~~"

Although Jia Zongran's words made Gu Tian very ambiguous and disgusted, but for 1000 taels of gold, he had no choice but to endure the humiliation!
Under Gu Tian's eloquence, Jia Zongran finally closed his eyes unwillingly. It's not that he couldn't stay up all night, but that he just vomited more than a catty of blood, and his body suffered backlash again, and he suffered a small internal injury. In addition, what Gu Tian said made him hurt even more, so he couldn't hold on anymore!

Gu Tian happily put away the banknotes, turned over the pillow, and soon fell asleep.

At dawn, several court ladies came in, and saw the old and the young standing together arranging their clothes, each with complicated expressions, obviously there are two bedrooms, why sleep in one?

Naturally, Gu Tian didn't know what the maids were thinking. After washing up and having breakfast, he lay down on the soft couch, looked at the ceiling, and started his boring day.

Even though Jia was in a good mood last night, the world Gu Tian talked about was so beautiful and attractive to him.Especially, when raising the "godfather" level, even though Jia felt like flying, he wished he could fly to that world immediately and become the legendary godfather!Of course, being a grandpa is not out of consideration.

Even though Jia looked at Gu Tian and looked up at the sky, he stretched his neck and looked up, "What are you looking at?"

Gu Tian said dejectedly, "Zen Ding!"

"why?"

"boring!"

"Get out of boredom!"

"The eighth woman won't let me!"

Jia Zongran frowned, "What does Ba Po mean!"

Gu Tian turned his head and glanced at him, then suddenly straightened his legs, spread them apart, and made a "eight" character.

Jia Zongran's eyes lit up, and he gave a thumbs up, "It's artistic! Admire, admire!"

Gu Tian glanced at Jia Zongran, and continued to look up at the sky.

"I'm leaving!"

"No delivery!"

"I'm still coming tonight!"

"Okay, but do you have any silver?"

Jia Zongran snorted, "Old man, no, it's not just a word, brother, I want money, as long as brother, I'll go up!" Jia Zongran stood on the chair and raised his arm, "I'm Jia Zongran of Shenjimen. , who wants to tell fortunes! Here comes the money! Hehe~~~~~~"

Gu Tian took a look at Jia Zongran and gave him a thumbs up, "I want to learn a craft these days! Go! Earn more and come back. Tonight I will tell you the story of the Three Kingdoms Xi Shi, no, Diao Chan!"

Jia Zhanran's face brightened, "What kind of story is that!"

Gu Tian coughed a few times, "It is said that among the Three Kingdoms, there is a Daughter Country, and there are four beauties in the Daughter Country, they are: Sister Feng, Fu Rong, Diao Chan and Ultraman. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. They~~~~~~"

Even though Jia was in a hurry, "Why don't you say it!"

Gu Tian glanced at him, and said indifferently, "If you want to know what will happen next, please listen to the dissection at night!"

Jia Zhanran swallowed his saliva, strode towards the door, and said as he walked, "I'm going to make money, and I've made a lot of money. I'll pay you tonight, just wait, wait!"

Gu Tian smiled darkly, flicked his wrist, opened the folding fan, and hummed a ditty, "If I want you to come, you have to come for me; if you don't come for me, I will build a fort. Let’s see if you dare—don’t come!”

"The emperor is here—!"

Liu Lu's chicken voice suddenly sounded, Gu Tian staggered and rolled off the couch, he just rolled over and knelt down.

"My minister joins the emperor, my emperor, long live, long live, long live!"

Ouyang Bingxin glanced at Gu Tian, ​​"Why did Tianshi Jia go out in such a panic?"

"Wei Chen doesn't know!"

The corner of Ouyang Bingxin's mouth twitched, "Follow me!"

Gu Tian was stunned, "Where are you going?"

"Morning morning! Listen in!"

Gu Tian's heart trembled, what's the matter?
(End of this chapter)