Bachelor

Chapter 57 Make trouble
I have to admit that Mr. Storyteller is much more professional than Sun Dan in telling stories. This story is told from his mouth, from beginning to end, with appropriate facial expressions and intonation, the ups and downs.

The audience in the audience was also fascinated by it, and the room was so quiet that a needle could be heard, only the old man's unhurried voice spoke.

This section of Gao Laozhuang is the most essential part of Journey to the West, especially the description of Zhu Bajie, which is even more penetrating.When everyone heard the old man say: "Old Gao said: 'When I first came here, I was a black and fat man, but later I became a fool with a long mouth and big ears, and a mane on the back of his head. It looks like a pig. The intestines are huge, and you have to eat three to five buckets of rice for a meal, and a hundred or ten sesame cakes are enough for breakfast. I am so happy that I still eat vegetarian food. If I eat meat and wine, I will be old and clumsy. The family business and land property, etc., within the first half year, they will be eaten up!'" At that time, everyone burst into laughter, and someone said: "This idiot really can eat his mother, he is like a pig.

"It's just a pig." Someone answered, and then laughed again.

Jiang Ruoying was naturally very familiar with this story, but this time when he heard Mr. Shu tell it in the tea house, it had a different taste.She covered her mouth with a smile and said, "Sun Dan, your story is really good, it has actually spread to Jinan."

Sun Dan smiled slightly, and was about to be polite when he heard a roar from the audience: "Let's have something tasty, top it up, top it up."

The storyteller heard the strong voice of the audience, changed his tone, but told another story.

"Let's say, although this idiot's head and face have become like a pig, but the work in the field is very good. Not only does he take care of the one-third of an acre of land at home, he even plows the field on the bed well. The so-called: there is no plowed land, only exhausted cattle. But the cow of the idiot can stand the torture and endure it..."

"Ah!" Sun Dan, Sun Hao and Sun Gui all trembled, screaming inwardly.

"What's the matter?" Jiang Ruoying was at a loss. Seeing that the three of them didn't answer, she got angry and shouted: "This story is not right, it's not written like that in the book."

Her voice resounded crisply, causing everyone to look back.Even the storyteller paused, and couldn't continue.

The audience shouted at the same time: "Don't make trouble, listen to the book and listen to the book, it's wonderful!"

"Mr. Huang, the storyteller, don't pay attention to this troubled young man, just keep talking."

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Jiang Ruoying looked resentful: "It's really not written in the book."

Sun Gui: "Sister Ruoying, let's go out and stop listening."

"Why don't you listen? I just want to listen to what he said nonsense?" Jiang Ruoying stared wide-eyed, acting angry.

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The storyteller continued: "Although that idiot's head and face are hideous, but at night, when the light blows, he is no different from ordinary strong men. Miss Gao is happy every night, both frightened and afraid, worried and joyful, full of emotions Put your mind on..."

"This, this, this... what kind of mess is this!" Jiang Ruoying woke up and cried out angrily.

"Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss, it's exciting!" The audience screamed dissatisfied at the same time.

The storyteller was also a little dissatisfied with Jiang Ruoying's constant interruption of his narration. His dull eyes flickered, he held back his anger, and continued: "That night, that idiot touched the head of Miss Gao's bed, and pointed his hands towards Miss Gao. He snatched it from his chest, and said with a smile: "Kiss your heart, your brother is here too! Just watch me let you float in the clouds to be a living fairy."

"Si!" All the audience in the room gasped and listened.

"Shut up, shut up!" Jiang Ruoying was ashamed and angry, slapped the table and stood up, screaming angrily: "My brother Sun Dan's story was ruined by you in such a way, it's so nasty, it's so obscene! It's too nasty and obscene! Take him to the government."

The old storyteller's complexion changed drastically after she yelled at her, and he couldn't continue speaking.He stood up abruptly, saluted with the pipa in his arms, turned and left.

"It's disgusting, throw this kid out!" Jiang Ruoying kept making troubles, causing dissatisfaction among the crowd.

"Yes, blast this kid out."

Some people with good intentions rolled up their sleeves and tried to come to Jiang Ruoying to make a theory.

Jiang Ruoying was originally a little girl. When she saw such a scene, she screamed in fright. She stood up, and with a wave of her hand, she overturned a table.The cups and cups on the table poured hot soup and juice forward, causing the people in front of them to scream.

The audience who were booing just now didn't think they would do anything to these four children, but after this shower, several people who were recruited rushed forward at the same time, shouting: "Beat them to death!"

Jiang Ruoying missed just now, but she didn't expect such a bad result.Looking at the heads that kept coming, he was stunned.

Sun Gui trembled, while Sun Hao turned his head and shouted at Sun Dan: "Brother Dan, what should we do now?"

"What else can I do? Let's fight and retreat." Sun Dan knew that this matter must not be good, so he made a decisive decision, lifted the chair and threw it towards the crowd in front, grabbed Jiang Ruoying's hand, and rushed out of the door.

Sun Hao shouted: "Okay, let's fight, I like it!" He turned his shoulder and slammed forward hard, hitting one person's chest.

The man yelled in pain, only feeling a ferocious force coming, his body rushed back uncontrollably, knocking them over in one breath.

This caused a chain reaction, the tea house was in chaos, and there were fallen figures everywhere, with screams and the sound of broken cups, tables and chairs falling to the ground.

Sun Dan, who was running at the front, was also a little surprised when he saw this scene. He didn't expect Sun Hao's strength to be so great.

As for Sun Gui, he seemed frightened by the chaotic scene, standing there like a goose, motionless.

Although Sun Dan was very disgusted with this kid, it was just a quarrel between his brothers, and it was not a conflict between the enemy and ourselves.If he was left alone and caught by the group of idlers in the tea house, he might be beaten to death here.

Sun Dan yelled: "Sun Gui, you are stupid, run away if you don't want to die!"

"Ah, I'm running!" Sun Gui trembled, and shot out the door like a rabbit, running ahead of everyone.

Sun Dan didn't dare to delay, dragged Jiang Ruoying and rushed forward desperately.

And that kid Sun Hao picked up a chair and broke it behind him, fighting very bravely.

"Catch them!"

"Kill these four little bastards!"

More than twenty loafers with sticks followed, causing a commotion in the street.

As the chaos spread, more and more people chased Sun Dan and the others, and in the end there were as many as fifty people.

Run, run like hell.

Sun Dan only felt that his heart was about to jump out of his chest, and his mouth was full of gall.This body is really rubbish, I should have known that I should exercise more on weekdays.

Although he was dragging Jiang Ruoying to run, but after all, he was a young man of fourteen or fifteen years old, and he was well nourished during the day, so at the end of the run, the little girl ran to the front.Turning into Jiang Ruoying and dragging Sun Dan in front made him feel ashamed.

Behind him was the sound of rumbling footsteps, hitting like a tide, which made people's scalp tingle.

In a blink of an eye, Sun Dan and the others ran to the edge of Daming Lake.There was an open water in front of him, and there was no way out, but there were dark figures behind him.

It just so happened that there was a painting boat moored on the shore, and the sound of silk and bamboo came from inside.

Sun Gui stretched his neck and yelled at the painting boat: "Quickly release the wrench, help us get up, and give you money."

There was a man in his early thirties standing at the bow of the boat. It was dark and he couldn't see clearly. He shook his head and said, "We've already booked this boat. We won't let anyone aboard." Unbelievably soft.

"Help, let us go up!" Sun Gui jumped up anxiously: "You can have as much money as you want."

The man smiled and said loudly, "We are not short of money."

At this time, a long laugh suddenly came from inside the boat, followed by a strong Sichuan accent: "What's the matter?"

Only then did Sun Dan regain his breath, he was anxious, he took a breath, and shouted in a Sichuan accent: "What's the matter? We have messed with people who are not easy to mess with. If we don't let us on board, we will be punished by them." It’s like a turtle.” When he was in college, there were two Sichuan classmates in the dormitory who talked in dialect all day long. After four years of college, Sun Dan also learned Chengdu dialect fluently.

The person in the boat seemed to be taken aback: "Sichuan fellow, where are you from?"

Sun Dan: "It's in Shibantan, Chengdu."

"It turns out I'm from my hometown, and I'm from Xindu." The man on the boat laughed loudly: "Do you love the people from your hometown? You really are eating cowpeas with pimples -- hanging!"

"Yes, we are now cats catching rice cakes - we can't get rid of our claws." Sun Dan also replied loudly.

"Haha, put the springboard and let them come up."

"Yes, I'll pick them up right now." The man responded, and hurriedly ordered someone to set up the springboard.

When Sun Dan and the others jumped onto the boat, the pursuers just rushed to the shore.Seeing that the painting boat had set sail, everyone jumped on the shore and cursed, throwing over their belongings one after another.It's a pity that the boat has already traveled far, and only a few waves splashed.

Sun Dan and the others had no strength to yell back, they were all lying on the deck panting heavily.

After a long time, they burst out laughing.

Sun Hao yelled: "Zhi Niang, it's really interesting, this fight was very neat!"

(End of this chapter)