Master in charge of the case: Our county magistrate has a black belly
Chapter 233 Stupid Thief
Chapter 233 Stupid Thief
Princess Zhaowu looked at the two sleeping babies standing in front of the cradle, and she didn't know what she was thinking. Princess Zhaowu couldn't help touching her belly. If it wasn't for that bitch, she might have a baby now. Her child must get the most delicious and fun food in the world, and he wants to become the most powerful person in the world, but now he was harmed and killed by a bitch woman, and the whereabouts of that bitch woman are unknown , making her even more angry.
"Have you found that woman?" Princess Zhaowu asked coldly.
Wang Momo shook her head respectfully, "Princess, I haven't found it yet."
"Haven't found it yet? How could she disappear?" A murderous intent flashed in Princess Zhaowu's eyes.
"Princess, she is out of thin air."
"Out of thin air? It's all a bunch of trash!" Princess Zhaowu yelled angrily, swept away the things on the table, and fell to the ground, "What use do I want you? Now the government has found me , I would have killed this cheap woman if I knew it earlier, it would be a disaster if I kept it."
The little maids next to her turned pale with fright, and knelt down with limp legs.
Wang Momo persuaded, "Princess, you are so angry that you are hurting yourself. Besides, that woman has been cut so much flesh that she will not be able to survive long ago. Even if she escapes, she will not survive for a few days."
"I want her to die now." Princess Zhaowu's eyes showed a fierce look.
Suddenly, with a bang, the two children burst into tears.
Seeing the children crying, Princess Zhaowu felt that it was very noisy. She walked up to the two children, pointed at them and yelled, "You two are evil, you know how to cry and cry, what else can you do besides crying? Just know how to cry and cry." , sooner or later, I will kill you with my own hands, evil, kind."
Wang Momo pulled Princess Zhaowu, "Princess, calm down, there are still so many people here."
"They all deserve to die." Princess Zhaowu said angrily.
A group of little maids kowtowed in fright, "Princess, please spare me, princess, please spare me."
All of a sudden, the crying started, and Wang Momo shouted sharply, "Why are you crying? Everyone is still alive. If you cry any more, your tongues will be cut off. If you dare to reveal what happened today."
"I don't dare." The little maids quickly shook their heads, agreeing to anything if they could live.
Wang Momo supported Princess Zhaowu, "Princess, it's late at night, go to bed earlier."
"En." Princess Zhaowu took a deep breath, shook her sleeves and left.
Wang Momo squinted and said, "Take good care of the two young masters."
"Yes."
The little maids watched the princess and Nanny Wang go away, wiped away their tears, stood up, and cleaned up as needed.
Hongye patted the two little guys lightly, "Good boy, don't cry, don't cry."
Hongye's gentle voice was like a lullaby, and the two little guys fell asleep quickly. Hongye wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, looked at the two little guys, and laughed, these two kids are so cute.
All this fell into the eyes of Han Quce and Lu Yu.
Just now, Han Quce thought that Princess Zhaowu wanted to harm the two little guys, and was about to rush forward, but was held back by Lu Yu. Fortunately, Princess Zhaowu didn't do anything bad to the two little guys, or Han Quce would have demolished the entire princess mansion. This may not be a difficult task, because there is still Lu Yu manipulating Han Quce.
Han Quce walked on the road unhappy, although Lu Yu told a lot of jokes, in fact, it was the first time that Lu Yu saw Han Quce so disappointed, Lu Yu pulled Han Quce, "A Qu, don't be unhappy."
"I haven't." Han Quce said.
"Still saying no? Then just show me a smile." Lu Yu blinked at Han Quce and said.
Han Quce shook his head, "I'm not in the mood."
"Then tell me a joke." Lu Yu continued.
"Not interested." Han Quce still shook his head.
"Then... what are you interested in?" Lu Yu blocked Han Quce, and tonight, he must make Han Quce happy.
"Hit you." Han Quce raised his eyelids.
Lu Yu opened his arms, "Fight, as long as you can be happy."
"Close your eyes."
Lu Yu closed his eyes obediently, Han Quce smiled slightly, pinched Lu Yu's face, "I won't hit you, your skin is so thick, it hurts my hands when I hit you."
Lu Yu covered his face, "Oh, then you still hit so hard, it hurts."
Lu Yu squatted on the ground covering his face, unable to get up, and kept crying for pain.
Han Quce looked at Lu Yu, who had a childish temper, and laughed, "Hahaha, you are really, you are really a rascal."
Lu Yu hugged Han Quce, "A rogue is a rogue, as long as you are happy."
"Hmph, who said I'm happy."
"I clearly saw you smiling."
"I didn't, that's not what I laughed at."
"Who laughed at that?"
"you guess."
"I guess my wife laughed." Lu Yu said slyly, "Isn't it?"
Han Quce glared at Lu Yu coquettishly, "I know it's nonsense."
The two were making a scene, when suddenly a man jumped out with a big knife in his hand and a bearded face, but his body was thin, although he looked vicious, but he looked...Not very fierce.
Lu Yu and Han Quce looked at each other, could it be that they were robbed?
I really told them right, there was a robbery in the middle of the night...what else can I do...By the way, you can still be strong, you know, so let's not talk about it.
"This mountain. No, I drove this road. I want to pass by here, and save money to buy roads. I am Blackbeard." Blackbeard pointed at Lu Yu and Han Quce with a big knife, "Hurry up, leave the money, or else . hum."
"What are you talking about? Tell me, what exactly do you want?" Han Quce seldom disdains this kind of robber who has no teeth, and can't even say a word, "Do you want to die?"
"I, I, I, I'm the one who robbed, okay?" Blackbeard pointed at himself.
"I know, you are robbing." Lu Yu sneered, he couldn't even look at this kind of guy, if it wasn't for A Qu, who wanted to tease him, he wouldn't talk nonsense with him.
Han Quce asked, "Why haven't I seen you before?"
"Because it's my first day." Blackbeard replied honestly.
Han Quce continued to ask, "Then why are you alone?"
Blackbeard continued to answer honestly, "I'm the only one in my family."
"Don't you have any friends? Rob with you."
"I, I told them, they don't want to."
"Can you grab money here? Is there anyone here?" Han Quce shook his head helplessly.
"I, I wanted to go to the officialdom, but, but I'm afraid." Blackbeard looked embarrassed.
"You are really a stupid thief. No, you should be a stupid robber." Han Quce looked at the black beard with a disgusted face. He didn't even know how to rob, but he was afraid of the dark? ? ?
Han Quce woke up Blackbeard with a single sentence, he was a robber, so why talk to them? "Hey, stop talking nonsense and hand over the money quickly."
Han Quce looked at Lu Yu, "I leave it to you."
"Lu Yu nodded, "Half move. "Before Lu Yu finished speaking, he subdued him.
When subduing, Blackbeard was still yelling, "I, this is my first robbery."
Han Quce shook his head in disgust, "It's also the first time I've seen such a stupid robber."
"I'm not stupid." Blackbeard shouted unconvinced.
Lu Yu directly clicked on the Ya point, "They were all arrested, and they still yelled like this."
The harvest was quite fruitful tonight, and Lu Yu directly threw him into the prison.
Blackbeard still regrets it now. If I had known, I would not have robbed tonight. Why did I have to meet these two people in the robbery, and I was tricked, and I have to go to jail. The key is that I didn’t even touch the money. Blackbeard Cry to death directly (;???Д??`)
Han Quce stretched his waist, "Finally I feel better."
"It seems that this black beard is still useful?" Lu Yu said with a smile, "You are so stupid."
"That's right." Han Quce shook his head, "Hey, it's really interesting."
Lu Yu nodded, "Let's go, I'll take you to have supper?"
"Supper? Or the wonton from last time?" Han Quce thought of the wonton that he and Lu Yu ate at the stall that time. It was delicious. Han Quce touched his stomach. He was indeed a little hungry. He hadn't had an appetite these days. For dinner, I was forced by Lu Yu to drink a bowl of millet porridge, but now I am hungry again.
"Well, do you still want to eat?"
Han Quce nodded, "If you want to eat, let's go."
Lu Yu and Han Quce walked to the wonton stall hand in hand. The wonton stall was as hot as ever, and there was a busy old man, and there was another man beside the old man who was also helping the old man.
"Old man." Lu Yu smiled, "Two bowls of wonton."
"Okay." The old man smiled and put the wontons in the pot, "Please sit down and wait a moment."
After a while, the young man put two bowls of wontons on the table.
In the evening, there were not many people coming and going. In fact, only Lu Yu and Han Quce sat at the table.
Han Quce was very full and happy, and the wonton dispelled the unhappiness in his heart.
"Eunuch, Yixiang, you haven't confiscated the stall yet." A woman came over with a vegetable basket.
The young man hurried forward to help, "Lady, why did you come out, you are pregnant and still running around."
The woman smiled and said, "I'm pregnant, but it's not that I can't leave. I'll bring you some food and wine. You can try it. You've been tired all night."
The old man stroked his beard, "Haha, Xunyu, don't come next time, Yixiang and I are hungry and we will eat some wontons."
Xun Yu smiled and shook his head, "How can there be food at home? I also prepared some hot wine."
"it is good."
Lu Yu and Han Quce gave the money to the old man and left.
From the corner of my eye, I can still see their family enjoying themselves happily.
"That's great." Han Quce and Lu Yu held hands.
"What's so good?"
"Everything is fine." Han Quce laughed, "It's always been fine."
"It's fine." Lu Yu kissed Han Quce, "If you are happy, I will be happy."
"Close your eyes." Han Quce said.
"Ah, close your eyes again." Lu Yu closed his eyes obediently, "You can pinch your face lightly, if you are really unhappy, then pinch hard."
Han Quce took off the jade pendant from his neck, hung it on Lu Yu's neck lightly, "I'll give it to you."
Lu Yu felt the coldness on his neck, and touched the jade on his chest, "This is it? This is on your neck? Every time you take off your clothes, you can see it, and I even licked it."
"Lu Yu." Han Quce lifted Lu Yu's calf mercilessly.
Lu Yu jumped up immediately, "It hurts, it hurts."
Han Quce stretched out his hand, "Give me back the jade pendant."
Lu Yu clutched the jade pendant and shook his head aggrievedly, "No, it's mine now."
"Do you still want face? This is mine."
"Obviously you gave it to me just now, and it's mine. If you don't say anything, you won't give it, hum." Lu Yu began to play a rogue, because this trick is the most effective for Han Quce.
Han Quce smiled and said, "Then close your eyes."
Lu Yu shook his head, "No."
"Shut up!"
Lu Yu had no choice but to close his eyes obediently.
Before Han Quce reached out, he was hugged and kissed all over his face, "Oh!!"
"Baby, you are so beautiful."
"Go away."
"Hey." Lu Yu lightly stroked the jade pendant on his neck, "A Qu, is this jade pendant?"
"My mother gave it to me. She said that if I meet someone I hate, I will give it to him."
"Really?" Lu Yu put his hand into Han Quce's waist, "You must tell the truth."
Han Quce knew that Lu Yu wanted to scratch his itch, so he immediately begged for mercy, because every time he was bullied, he was helpless, "Okay, it's the person I like the most."
"real."
"En." Han Quce blushed and buried his head in Lu Yu's arms.
Lu Yu took Han Quce's head out and kissed him, "I like the way you blush the most."
"Go away you. Hmph."
"I'm not leaving."
(End of this chapter)
Princess Zhaowu looked at the two sleeping babies standing in front of the cradle, and she didn't know what she was thinking. Princess Zhaowu couldn't help touching her belly. If it wasn't for that bitch, she might have a baby now. Her child must get the most delicious and fun food in the world, and he wants to become the most powerful person in the world, but now he was harmed and killed by a bitch woman, and the whereabouts of that bitch woman are unknown , making her even more angry.
"Have you found that woman?" Princess Zhaowu asked coldly.
Wang Momo shook her head respectfully, "Princess, I haven't found it yet."
"Haven't found it yet? How could she disappear?" A murderous intent flashed in Princess Zhaowu's eyes.
"Princess, she is out of thin air."
"Out of thin air? It's all a bunch of trash!" Princess Zhaowu yelled angrily, swept away the things on the table, and fell to the ground, "What use do I want you? Now the government has found me , I would have killed this cheap woman if I knew it earlier, it would be a disaster if I kept it."
The little maids next to her turned pale with fright, and knelt down with limp legs.
Wang Momo persuaded, "Princess, you are so angry that you are hurting yourself. Besides, that woman has been cut so much flesh that she will not be able to survive long ago. Even if she escapes, she will not survive for a few days."
"I want her to die now." Princess Zhaowu's eyes showed a fierce look.
Suddenly, with a bang, the two children burst into tears.
Seeing the children crying, Princess Zhaowu felt that it was very noisy. She walked up to the two children, pointed at them and yelled, "You two are evil, you know how to cry and cry, what else can you do besides crying? Just know how to cry and cry." , sooner or later, I will kill you with my own hands, evil, kind."
Wang Momo pulled Princess Zhaowu, "Princess, calm down, there are still so many people here."
"They all deserve to die." Princess Zhaowu said angrily.
A group of little maids kowtowed in fright, "Princess, please spare me, princess, please spare me."
All of a sudden, the crying started, and Wang Momo shouted sharply, "Why are you crying? Everyone is still alive. If you cry any more, your tongues will be cut off. If you dare to reveal what happened today."
"I don't dare." The little maids quickly shook their heads, agreeing to anything if they could live.
Wang Momo supported Princess Zhaowu, "Princess, it's late at night, go to bed earlier."
"En." Princess Zhaowu took a deep breath, shook her sleeves and left.
Wang Momo squinted and said, "Take good care of the two young masters."
"Yes."
The little maids watched the princess and Nanny Wang go away, wiped away their tears, stood up, and cleaned up as needed.
Hongye patted the two little guys lightly, "Good boy, don't cry, don't cry."
Hongye's gentle voice was like a lullaby, and the two little guys fell asleep quickly. Hongye wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, looked at the two little guys, and laughed, these two kids are so cute.
All this fell into the eyes of Han Quce and Lu Yu.
Just now, Han Quce thought that Princess Zhaowu wanted to harm the two little guys, and was about to rush forward, but was held back by Lu Yu. Fortunately, Princess Zhaowu didn't do anything bad to the two little guys, or Han Quce would have demolished the entire princess mansion. This may not be a difficult task, because there is still Lu Yu manipulating Han Quce.
Han Quce walked on the road unhappy, although Lu Yu told a lot of jokes, in fact, it was the first time that Lu Yu saw Han Quce so disappointed, Lu Yu pulled Han Quce, "A Qu, don't be unhappy."
"I haven't." Han Quce said.
"Still saying no? Then just show me a smile." Lu Yu blinked at Han Quce and said.
Han Quce shook his head, "I'm not in the mood."
"Then tell me a joke." Lu Yu continued.
"Not interested." Han Quce still shook his head.
"Then... what are you interested in?" Lu Yu blocked Han Quce, and tonight, he must make Han Quce happy.
"Hit you." Han Quce raised his eyelids.
Lu Yu opened his arms, "Fight, as long as you can be happy."
"Close your eyes."
Lu Yu closed his eyes obediently, Han Quce smiled slightly, pinched Lu Yu's face, "I won't hit you, your skin is so thick, it hurts my hands when I hit you."
Lu Yu covered his face, "Oh, then you still hit so hard, it hurts."
Lu Yu squatted on the ground covering his face, unable to get up, and kept crying for pain.
Han Quce looked at Lu Yu, who had a childish temper, and laughed, "Hahaha, you are really, you are really a rascal."
Lu Yu hugged Han Quce, "A rogue is a rogue, as long as you are happy."
"Hmph, who said I'm happy."
"I clearly saw you smiling."
"I didn't, that's not what I laughed at."
"Who laughed at that?"
"you guess."
"I guess my wife laughed." Lu Yu said slyly, "Isn't it?"
Han Quce glared at Lu Yu coquettishly, "I know it's nonsense."
The two were making a scene, when suddenly a man jumped out with a big knife in his hand and a bearded face, but his body was thin, although he looked vicious, but he looked...Not very fierce.
Lu Yu and Han Quce looked at each other, could it be that they were robbed?
I really told them right, there was a robbery in the middle of the night...what else can I do...By the way, you can still be strong, you know, so let's not talk about it.
"This mountain. No, I drove this road. I want to pass by here, and save money to buy roads. I am Blackbeard." Blackbeard pointed at Lu Yu and Han Quce with a big knife, "Hurry up, leave the money, or else . hum."
"What are you talking about? Tell me, what exactly do you want?" Han Quce seldom disdains this kind of robber who has no teeth, and can't even say a word, "Do you want to die?"
"I, I, I, I'm the one who robbed, okay?" Blackbeard pointed at himself.
"I know, you are robbing." Lu Yu sneered, he couldn't even look at this kind of guy, if it wasn't for A Qu, who wanted to tease him, he wouldn't talk nonsense with him.
Han Quce asked, "Why haven't I seen you before?"
"Because it's my first day." Blackbeard replied honestly.
Han Quce continued to ask, "Then why are you alone?"
Blackbeard continued to answer honestly, "I'm the only one in my family."
"Don't you have any friends? Rob with you."
"I, I told them, they don't want to."
"Can you grab money here? Is there anyone here?" Han Quce shook his head helplessly.
"I, I wanted to go to the officialdom, but, but I'm afraid." Blackbeard looked embarrassed.
"You are really a stupid thief. No, you should be a stupid robber." Han Quce looked at the black beard with a disgusted face. He didn't even know how to rob, but he was afraid of the dark? ? ?
Han Quce woke up Blackbeard with a single sentence, he was a robber, so why talk to them? "Hey, stop talking nonsense and hand over the money quickly."
Han Quce looked at Lu Yu, "I leave it to you."
"Lu Yu nodded, "Half move. "Before Lu Yu finished speaking, he subdued him.
When subduing, Blackbeard was still yelling, "I, this is my first robbery."
Han Quce shook his head in disgust, "It's also the first time I've seen such a stupid robber."
"I'm not stupid." Blackbeard shouted unconvinced.
Lu Yu directly clicked on the Ya point, "They were all arrested, and they still yelled like this."
The harvest was quite fruitful tonight, and Lu Yu directly threw him into the prison.
Blackbeard still regrets it now. If I had known, I would not have robbed tonight. Why did I have to meet these two people in the robbery, and I was tricked, and I have to go to jail. The key is that I didn’t even touch the money. Blackbeard Cry to death directly (;???Д??`)
Han Quce stretched his waist, "Finally I feel better."
"It seems that this black beard is still useful?" Lu Yu said with a smile, "You are so stupid."
"That's right." Han Quce shook his head, "Hey, it's really interesting."
Lu Yu nodded, "Let's go, I'll take you to have supper?"
"Supper? Or the wonton from last time?" Han Quce thought of the wonton that he and Lu Yu ate at the stall that time. It was delicious. Han Quce touched his stomach. He was indeed a little hungry. He hadn't had an appetite these days. For dinner, I was forced by Lu Yu to drink a bowl of millet porridge, but now I am hungry again.
"Well, do you still want to eat?"
Han Quce nodded, "If you want to eat, let's go."
Lu Yu and Han Quce walked to the wonton stall hand in hand. The wonton stall was as hot as ever, and there was a busy old man, and there was another man beside the old man who was also helping the old man.
"Old man." Lu Yu smiled, "Two bowls of wonton."
"Okay." The old man smiled and put the wontons in the pot, "Please sit down and wait a moment."
After a while, the young man put two bowls of wontons on the table.
In the evening, there were not many people coming and going. In fact, only Lu Yu and Han Quce sat at the table.
Han Quce was very full and happy, and the wonton dispelled the unhappiness in his heart.
"Eunuch, Yixiang, you haven't confiscated the stall yet." A woman came over with a vegetable basket.
The young man hurried forward to help, "Lady, why did you come out, you are pregnant and still running around."
The woman smiled and said, "I'm pregnant, but it's not that I can't leave. I'll bring you some food and wine. You can try it. You've been tired all night."
The old man stroked his beard, "Haha, Xunyu, don't come next time, Yixiang and I are hungry and we will eat some wontons."
Xun Yu smiled and shook his head, "How can there be food at home? I also prepared some hot wine."
"it is good."
Lu Yu and Han Quce gave the money to the old man and left.
From the corner of my eye, I can still see their family enjoying themselves happily.
"That's great." Han Quce and Lu Yu held hands.
"What's so good?"
"Everything is fine." Han Quce laughed, "It's always been fine."
"It's fine." Lu Yu kissed Han Quce, "If you are happy, I will be happy."
"Close your eyes." Han Quce said.
"Ah, close your eyes again." Lu Yu closed his eyes obediently, "You can pinch your face lightly, if you are really unhappy, then pinch hard."
Han Quce took off the jade pendant from his neck, hung it on Lu Yu's neck lightly, "I'll give it to you."
Lu Yu felt the coldness on his neck, and touched the jade on his chest, "This is it? This is on your neck? Every time you take off your clothes, you can see it, and I even licked it."
"Lu Yu." Han Quce lifted Lu Yu's calf mercilessly.
Lu Yu jumped up immediately, "It hurts, it hurts."
Han Quce stretched out his hand, "Give me back the jade pendant."
Lu Yu clutched the jade pendant and shook his head aggrievedly, "No, it's mine now."
"Do you still want face? This is mine."
"Obviously you gave it to me just now, and it's mine. If you don't say anything, you won't give it, hum." Lu Yu began to play a rogue, because this trick is the most effective for Han Quce.
Han Quce smiled and said, "Then close your eyes."
Lu Yu shook his head, "No."
"Shut up!"
Lu Yu had no choice but to close his eyes obediently.
Before Han Quce reached out, he was hugged and kissed all over his face, "Oh!!"
"Baby, you are so beautiful."
"Go away."
"Hey." Lu Yu lightly stroked the jade pendant on his neck, "A Qu, is this jade pendant?"
"My mother gave it to me. She said that if I meet someone I hate, I will give it to him."
"Really?" Lu Yu put his hand into Han Quce's waist, "You must tell the truth."
Han Quce knew that Lu Yu wanted to scratch his itch, so he immediately begged for mercy, because every time he was bullied, he was helpless, "Okay, it's the person I like the most."
"real."
"En." Han Quce blushed and buried his head in Lu Yu's arms.
Lu Yu took Han Quce's head out and kissed him, "I like the way you blush the most."
"Go away you. Hmph."
"I'm not leaving."
(End of this chapter)
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