Anime Beauty Summons
Chapter 1 Play Time Travel with Your Phone
Chapter 1 Play Time Travel with Your Phone
"Gu Zun, your express delivery!"
"Here it is, I hope the stars and the moon finally have you here!" Gu Zun rushed to the door excitedly, grabbed the package after signing it, and opened it directly. He saw the rich gold mobile phone lying inside, Gu Zun suddenly felt that it was worth waiting for many days, and the boredom of these few days disappeared in smoke!Because what he was waiting for was not an ordinary mobile phone, but the latest Kidney [-] mobile phone, and it was a gold model of local tyrants!
As a poor nerd, Gu Zun is the type who feeds the whole family without hunger, and only needs to feed himself, so Gu Zun can actually buy a newest Kidney [-] mobile phone as a luxury.
However, it is precisely because one person is full and the whole family is not hungry, which made Gu Zun develop the habit of being diligent and thrifty in housekeeping. Do you want to eat?
It doesn't work. If that's the case, then why should I spend that waste of money to pretend to be Thirteen for others to see?Therefore, the mobile phone that Gu Zun wanted was a mobile phone with similar cost performance. Of course, it was the best with high quality and low price, and it was acceptable if it was worth the money. The biggest function of the mobile phone is to make calls to read novels and watch anime!
Of course, Gu Zun would not refuse to own a Kidney [-] mobile phone with Thirteen installed, and it is also fashionable to install Thirteen these days!Besides, even if you really don't like pretending, you can sell it for money, right?With this in mind, half a month ago when Gu Zun was bored, he participated in a one-yuan snap-up event. As a result, Gu Zun didn't know what kind of shit luck he had that day, so the current scene happened. !
The functions of the mobile phone are very good, and the performance is also very powerful. The only thing that makes Gu Zun quite resentful is that the delivery speed is too slow, and it took half a month to wait!It's a pity that this is a one-yuan snap-up activity, and it's not a purchase on a certain treasure, but Gu Zun will definitely give a big bad review, plus a hundred-word resentment message!
After Gu Zun happily unplugged the phone for a while, the phone rang unexpectedly. Looking at the unknown caller ID, Gu Zun was a little dazed. What's going on?Does this new mobile phone come with a phone card and mobile phone fee?Or is this mobile phone second-hand, it used to have an owner, brother, I was caught right away as soon as I turned it on?
Although he was very puzzled, Gu Zun still connected the phone. As soon as he connected the phone, Gu Zun heard a relaxed and pleasant voice, as if he was chatting with an old friend he hadn't seen for many years, not the voice of the customer service staff. A set of standard formulations!
"Thank you for using our mobile phone. I hope you can take a moment to cooperate with us in a questionnaire survey. Based on your answers, you may have a chance to get a big gift package. Do you have time?"
After working on it for a long time, it turned out to be a questionnaire survey. I was shocked, "Yes, you can ask!"
"Okay, question one, who are your favorite anime characters?"
This question is definitely related to the mobile phone questionnaire, are you sure?When did you switch jobs to anime series? Is this the rhythm of building an anime base?Although Gu Zun wanted to complain very much, he opened his mouth for a long time and didn't say anything. In the end, Gu Zun gave an answer, "My favorite anime characters are Icarus from "Heavenly Fallen" and "One Piece". The empress, Robin, Erza and Milaj from Fairy Tail, Kanzaki Kaori from "Magic Forbidden Book Catalogue", Diao Chan from Three Kingdoms, and Kaguya Hime from Naruto is pretty good too!"
"Uh..." The person on the other end of the phone was stunned for a long time before he said, "What you said just now, I found that they all have one thing in common, that is, they are all beauties with big breasts, do you like beauties with big breasts very much? "
"Of course!" Gu Zun admitted directly and frankly without being pretentious!
"why?"
"Because I'm a mammal!"
"SO?" Gu Zun's answer is really confusing. What does it have to do with mammals? As a result, Gu Zun used five words very vigorously to explain the connection between mammals and big breasts. Make people speechless for a long time!
"Big boobs have lots of milk!"
After a long silence, the phone rang again, "Last question, if one day you time-traveled and had a choice, which anime character would you like to become?"
"If there was a choice, it would be Kamijou Touma of course!!!"
"why?"
"Because Kamijou Touma's ability is fantasy killer, his ability is all on his right hand, so his battle is to touch, or scratch! What's more, there are many girls with big breasts who often take the initiative to fight on his right hand. Wet in front of his face, and even bumped his hand with his big breasts, the happiest thing in life is this, don't you think?"
"..." There was a long silence again, and I didn't know what the person on the phone was thinking after getting Gu Zun's answers, but he still insisted on making the final conclusion! "Thank you for your answer, your answer has been accepted, thank you for your participation, you will get a time travel gift bag, please go to the door to sign for it!"
"What, time travel gift bag, what is it?" Gu Zun is very skeptical now, this call is just to amuse himself, do you think this is an online novel, and time travel gift bag, do you have a cheat?Even if there is a big gift package, it is impossible to arrive at the door so quickly, even if it is the fastest express delivery, it is impossible to have a smooth journey, right?
But for some reason, Gu Zun opened the door half-believingly and took a look, and found that there was indeed something at the door of his house, but that thing didn't look like a gift bag, but looked like a legendary lightning ball!
That's right, it's a ball, it's a purple ball of light, exuding a purple halo, floating in mid-air like a naughty little elf!It seemed that he had noticed Gu Zun's gaze, and then the ball of light floated in front of Gu Zun, and then slid into Gu Zun's Kidney Six mobile phone that he just got!
Afterwards, the Kidney Six mobile phone burst into a radiance, covering Gu Zun who was at a loss. Before his consciousness completely disappeared, Gu Zun only heard this sentence, "Congratulations, you have obtained a gift package for traveling through time and space. Now travel through time and space." , for your safety, please do not turn off or discard the navigation system, thank you for your cooperation, and wish you a pleasant journey!"
Damn, does the Kidney [-] mobile phone still have navigation function? Bro, do I take the Kidney [-] mobile phone to play time travel?
(End of this chapter)
"Gu Zun, your express delivery!"
"Here it is, I hope the stars and the moon finally have you here!" Gu Zun rushed to the door excitedly, grabbed the package after signing it, and opened it directly. He saw the rich gold mobile phone lying inside, Gu Zun suddenly felt that it was worth waiting for many days, and the boredom of these few days disappeared in smoke!Because what he was waiting for was not an ordinary mobile phone, but the latest Kidney [-] mobile phone, and it was a gold model of local tyrants!
As a poor nerd, Gu Zun is the type who feeds the whole family without hunger, and only needs to feed himself, so Gu Zun can actually buy a newest Kidney [-] mobile phone as a luxury.
However, it is precisely because one person is full and the whole family is not hungry, which made Gu Zun develop the habit of being diligent and thrifty in housekeeping. Do you want to eat?
It doesn't work. If that's the case, then why should I spend that waste of money to pretend to be Thirteen for others to see?Therefore, the mobile phone that Gu Zun wanted was a mobile phone with similar cost performance. Of course, it was the best with high quality and low price, and it was acceptable if it was worth the money. The biggest function of the mobile phone is to make calls to read novels and watch anime!
Of course, Gu Zun would not refuse to own a Kidney [-] mobile phone with Thirteen installed, and it is also fashionable to install Thirteen these days!Besides, even if you really don't like pretending, you can sell it for money, right?With this in mind, half a month ago when Gu Zun was bored, he participated in a one-yuan snap-up event. As a result, Gu Zun didn't know what kind of shit luck he had that day, so the current scene happened. !
The functions of the mobile phone are very good, and the performance is also very powerful. The only thing that makes Gu Zun quite resentful is that the delivery speed is too slow, and it took half a month to wait!It's a pity that this is a one-yuan snap-up activity, and it's not a purchase on a certain treasure, but Gu Zun will definitely give a big bad review, plus a hundred-word resentment message!
After Gu Zun happily unplugged the phone for a while, the phone rang unexpectedly. Looking at the unknown caller ID, Gu Zun was a little dazed. What's going on?Does this new mobile phone come with a phone card and mobile phone fee?Or is this mobile phone second-hand, it used to have an owner, brother, I was caught right away as soon as I turned it on?
Although he was very puzzled, Gu Zun still connected the phone. As soon as he connected the phone, Gu Zun heard a relaxed and pleasant voice, as if he was chatting with an old friend he hadn't seen for many years, not the voice of the customer service staff. A set of standard formulations!
"Thank you for using our mobile phone. I hope you can take a moment to cooperate with us in a questionnaire survey. Based on your answers, you may have a chance to get a big gift package. Do you have time?"
After working on it for a long time, it turned out to be a questionnaire survey. I was shocked, "Yes, you can ask!"
"Okay, question one, who are your favorite anime characters?"
This question is definitely related to the mobile phone questionnaire, are you sure?When did you switch jobs to anime series? Is this the rhythm of building an anime base?Although Gu Zun wanted to complain very much, he opened his mouth for a long time and didn't say anything. In the end, Gu Zun gave an answer, "My favorite anime characters are Icarus from "Heavenly Fallen" and "One Piece". The empress, Robin, Erza and Milaj from Fairy Tail, Kanzaki Kaori from "Magic Forbidden Book Catalogue", Diao Chan from Three Kingdoms, and Kaguya Hime from Naruto is pretty good too!"
"Uh..." The person on the other end of the phone was stunned for a long time before he said, "What you said just now, I found that they all have one thing in common, that is, they are all beauties with big breasts, do you like beauties with big breasts very much? "
"Of course!" Gu Zun admitted directly and frankly without being pretentious!
"why?"
"Because I'm a mammal!"
"SO?" Gu Zun's answer is really confusing. What does it have to do with mammals? As a result, Gu Zun used five words very vigorously to explain the connection between mammals and big breasts. Make people speechless for a long time!
"Big boobs have lots of milk!"
After a long silence, the phone rang again, "Last question, if one day you time-traveled and had a choice, which anime character would you like to become?"
"If there was a choice, it would be Kamijou Touma of course!!!"
"why?"
"Because Kamijou Touma's ability is fantasy killer, his ability is all on his right hand, so his battle is to touch, or scratch! What's more, there are many girls with big breasts who often take the initiative to fight on his right hand. Wet in front of his face, and even bumped his hand with his big breasts, the happiest thing in life is this, don't you think?"
"..." There was a long silence again, and I didn't know what the person on the phone was thinking after getting Gu Zun's answers, but he still insisted on making the final conclusion! "Thank you for your answer, your answer has been accepted, thank you for your participation, you will get a time travel gift bag, please go to the door to sign for it!"
"What, time travel gift bag, what is it?" Gu Zun is very skeptical now, this call is just to amuse himself, do you think this is an online novel, and time travel gift bag, do you have a cheat?Even if there is a big gift package, it is impossible to arrive at the door so quickly, even if it is the fastest express delivery, it is impossible to have a smooth journey, right?
But for some reason, Gu Zun opened the door half-believingly and took a look, and found that there was indeed something at the door of his house, but that thing didn't look like a gift bag, but looked like a legendary lightning ball!
That's right, it's a ball, it's a purple ball of light, exuding a purple halo, floating in mid-air like a naughty little elf!It seemed that he had noticed Gu Zun's gaze, and then the ball of light floated in front of Gu Zun, and then slid into Gu Zun's Kidney Six mobile phone that he just got!
Afterwards, the Kidney Six mobile phone burst into a radiance, covering Gu Zun who was at a loss. Before his consciousness completely disappeared, Gu Zun only heard this sentence, "Congratulations, you have obtained a gift package for traveling through time and space. Now travel through time and space." , for your safety, please do not turn off or discard the navigation system, thank you for your cooperation, and wish you a pleasant journey!"
Damn, does the Kidney [-] mobile phone still have navigation function? Bro, do I take the Kidney [-] mobile phone to play time travel?
(End of this chapter)
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