Hundred Ghosts Taboo

Chapter 262 Poor Fatty Wu

Bai Wuji was a little excited when he heard Chu Ling's decision.

In other words, man, even if you usually say you don’t like the loli version of girls, but if you put a very cute loli in front of you, close together, and say that you can have sex, basically this man’s preferences will definitely change of.

"Hey hey hey..."

So, for the whole morning, Bai Wuji just smirked non-stop.

Chu Ling looked at Bai Wuji like a fool, and despised him together with Mao Mao, the little pet god brought back from Thailand...

At noon, Bai Wuji left the company and went to the airport to pick up Fatty Wu.

Because there were so many people at the airport, Bai Wuji called Fatty Wu first, and asked the boy to reveal what exactly he would ask Chu Ling and him to do when he came to Yichuan this time. The sex is quite big.Especially before, the Jindu Hotel in Hengyang was almost trapped to death by Bai Wuji and the others.

"Fatty, where are you? I can't find you?" Bai Wuji called.

"Hey, I'm going, your call came. I swiped my phone a few days ago, and I didn't have your call. I left the airport early, and it's near the airport. Come here quickly! There's a small teahouse here, and I've got a copy of Jane Meals, no money."

Fatty Wu's speech still gave people an arrogant and outrageous feeling.

Bai Wuji sighed, hung up the phone, and came to the small teahouse where Fatty Wu was at the moment.

As a result, as soon as he arrived at the teahouse, Bai Wuji immediately became popular.

"What the hell do you want a simple meal?"

There are large and small dishes on the table. I know it is a teahouse, but I don’t know that it is a rice bowl stall.Fatty Wu has a thick skin, and he doesn't mind Bai Wuji's ridicule: "Hey, I'm hungry, why don't you eat some, I don't feel like eating by myself."

"Come on, I'm not hungry, so why pay the bill yourself, I've been poor for the past few days."

"I know that you are not mean enough, you don't even have the friendship of a landlord..."

"Okay, don't interrupt, hey, buddy, I want to ask you something." At this moment, Bai Wuji moved his head closer to Fatty Wu who was in the meal, and asked, "What are you doing here? Is the business big? Chu Ling has been short of money for the past two days, so it's best to work hard."

Upon hearing this, Fatty Wu was taken aback: "What big job?"

"What big job are you talking about? It must be catching ghosts. Didn't you come to connect the two of us?"

Fatty Wu was taken aback, and looked at Bai Wuji suspiciously: "Did I say that?"

"Then why are you here?" Bai Wuji wondered.

This time it was Fatty Wu who approached Bai Wuji, and he smiled: "There is really a big deal, oh yes, brother, you need to help with this matter!"

"Me? You are talking in a cloud, hurry up, explain it directly, why are you here?"

Fatty Wu smiled, picked up the half cup of black tea in his hand, poured it all into his mouth, and then said: "Brother, look, I'm a big brother, isn't it the end of the year again? The pursuit is too fierce. I came here this time for my lifelong event."

Lifetime event?Oh, a blind date is coming?
Although Fatty Wu didn't introduce business to him, he and Bai Wuji had a good relationship after all. Bai Wuji immediately smiled and asked, "Who introduced you? What does it look like? Have you met before? Here, take a picture." Let me see?"

"No, it's not considered a blind date, it's just my childhood sweetheart, you know."

"Huh? What do I know?"

"Are you pretending to be me? I said your boss, where is your master, Xiao Ling!"

As soon as he said this, Bai Wuji's face was instantly covered with black lines, wasn't he, this fat man wasn't joking, was he, Chu Ling?Oh no, Bai Wuji suddenly thought that no one except Shao Zun seemed to know about the change in his relationship with Chu Ling.

Fatty Wu couldn't see the embarrassment on Bai Wuji's face at all, and continued on his own: "Look, Xiaoling and I have known each other since we were young, and I have done my best to help Xiaoling these few times. She also sees it all, and has a strong feeling of dependence on me, but you understand, your master is arrogant! Yes, especially when you are next to her, she is even more embarrassed, so this I'll come next time..."

"Oh no, brother, listen to me to explain, in fact..."

"Listen to me first, here, 500 yuan!" As he said, Fatty Wu took out 500 yuan and put it on the table in the small teahouse.

Bai Wuji was taken aback, why?Give me 500 yuan to sell my wife to play?
"In the last two days, I stayed at Xiao Ling's house and told her about it. I think it's probably possible. But with you by my side, she's embarrassed, and I'm also embarrassed... What, 500 yuan will be paid to you , you go out to live for a few days."

Bai Wuji's face was immediately covered with black lines: "What, in fact, Chu Ling..."

Fatty Wu was all over his hands, and took a few more red soft sister coins!
"Another five hundred, don't talk nonsense, the rest of the money I have to treat Xiaoling to dinner and buy her something, you boy, don't talk like a lion, don't take advantage of others!"

"Stop! Dude can I have a word?"

Fatty Wu took a sip of tea: "Well, tell me."

"Chu Ling seems to have a crush..."

"Oh, there is..." Fatty Wu's words stopped abruptly, and he flipped through his bag, whoosh!Take out a small mafia jump knife, pop!Throwing the knife away, he put it on the table: "Damn! Who dares to poach the corner of Lao Tzu's wall?! Brother, tell me, let's find him! Is that the doctor named Jiang you mentioned before?!"

Bai Wuji wiped off his sweat, what the hell is going on.

"No, Jiang Yuze hasn't been discharged from the hospital due to his mental illness... Besides, Chu Ling's partner, um, is actually a pretty good character, a very outstanding young man. Hey, by the way, why did you bring this knife on the plane?"

"Don't interrupt, no, are you crawling around?!"

"What are you eating inside and outside, I mean..." Bai Wuji looked at Fatty Wu's excited bear, don't really stab him in this small teahouse, he will be protected by his high-strength girlfriend, Chu Ling, when the time comes talk later.So Bai Wuji changed his words in half: "What, can you go see Chu Ling first? Today we both get off work early, anyway, there is no business recently, and then I will treat you to dinner."

"No, who is Chu Ling interested in?"

"Then you ask yourself..."

……

About two hours later, Bai Wuji, Chu Ling, and Fatty Wu came to a Korean barbecue restaurant. Because Chu Ling was poor and crazy recently, he always thought that Fatty Wu was introducing business to her, so he was very enthusiastic about Fatty Wu this time. .At first, Fatty Wu wondered why Chu Ling had found someone without saying a word, but now that he saw it, he immediately rekindled his confidence.

After the three of them had dinner, they found a bar to hang out again. During this period, in order to show that he was not just being nice to Fatty Wu for money, Chu Ling never mentioned any business, and waited for Fatty Wu to open his mouth.As for Fatty Wu, he didn't know why, and he never asked about Chu Ling's boyfriend.

It's just a pain in the ass.

It wasn't until Fatty Wu went to the bathroom that Bai Wuji found an opportunity to tell Chu Ling, "Boss, Fatty Wu didn't introduce business to us."

Chu Ling was taken aback, and his face collapsed: "Ah? Why is this! Then why is he here?"

"Blind date..."

Snapped!Chu Ling slapped himself on the forehead, turned around and grabbed Bai Wuji's collar and shook it non-stop: "Silly X! Why are you so annoying! Why didn't you tell me earlier, then why should I treat him to dinner? money money..."

"It's not the boss, listen to me first, he's a blind date..."

"What are you talking about? Hey, nephew, look, you've offended your master again. Come on, Xiaoling, do me a favor and don't pinch me." Fatty Wu walked back.

Bai Wuji didn't finish the second half of the sentence, and Chu Ling was depressed now.

However, although this little girl is a bit arrogant and greedy for money, she is not an uninteresting person. She didn't change her face at that time because she didn't introduce business.A few people played in the bar until midnight, and then went home.Fatty Wu may have been drinking too much, and he kept playing with the knife in his hand.

Bai Wuji was depressed, how could he open his mouth...

When the three of them returned to their residence, Fatty Wu kept winking at Bai Wuji, and said, "Hey, that nephew, what did you just say, you have an appointment tonight, you have to go out?"

Chu Ling came out of the bathroom, looked at Bai Wuji suspiciously: "Why are you going?"

"I'm not going anywhere..." Bai Wuji turned dark, pointed upstairs, and patted Fatty Wu on the shoulder: "I packed it for you in the morning, go to bed quickly!"

When Fatty Wu heard it, he thought it was right!Quickly smiled and patted Bai Wuji's shoulder: "That's interesting!"

So, Fatty Wu, who dreamed of going to Chu Ling's room in the middle of the night to confess his love, getting it overnight, and getting the certificate in a week, went upstairs.And Chu Ling casually picked up a pillow from the sofa, and went back to the bedroom. After entering, he leaned his neck back and poked his head out: "What are you doing, come to sleep!"

Bai Wuji's heart started to ignite at that time, he will explain it to Fatty Wu tomorrow!There is something big going on tonight!
As a result, as soon as he entered the bedroom, Bai Wuji was instantly dumbfounded, why should there be a crib in the middle of the fur bed?
Take a closer look, that little penis, the spirit of God, is crawling around in it, screaming "mihamiha" in its mouth.

"No, boss, this..."

"Maomao won't be able to sleep in the same bed as me. It's okay. Anyway, the bed is big. Put it in the middle and it won't squeeze you."

"No, I mean, I can't sleep with it!"

"How could it be?" Chu Ling tilted her head, looking at Bai Wuji suspiciously, with such a cute expression, Bai Wuji couldn't bear to tell the truth in her heart, so she could only lie down in front of the crib angrily, staring Mao Mao: "Little Ding Dingjing! I hate you..."

puff!
Then got sprayed in the face.

In the middle of the night, Bai Wuji tossed and turned, he couldn't fall asleep.How to tell Fatty Wu?

As a result, Chu Ling also opened her eyes at this time, apparently she was not asleep, turned her head, and said softly, across the crib of God Mao Mao from Bai Wuji, "Hey, silly..."

"Huh? Why haven't you slept yet, boss, what time is it?"

"You didn't sleep either."

"I'm thinking about something."

"Hey, silly X... I'm sorry, I'm actually... a little shy, you're not in a bad mood, are you angry?"

shy?

Bai Wuji was taken aback.Quickly shook his head: "It's not the boss, and I'm not crazy. Why am I angry? I'm thinking of another thing."

Chu Ling thought for a while, walked around the crib, and poked Bai Wuji: "How about we put Mao Mao on the ground..."

So Bai Wuji immediately stopped thinking about another thing and nodded wildly!Chu Ling also chuckled, but at this moment, the sudden sound of footsteps outside the door stopped the two of them moving the crib.

Boom boom boom!
Knock on the door!

Bai Wuji instantly petrified.

"Wu Hao? Is that you? You haven't slept yet?" Chu Ling immediately became impatient.

Fatty Wu laughed when he heard it, and stood at the door YY, thinking that Xiao Ling was really excited and didn't fall asleep!
"Ah, I didn't sleep, what did I get excited about... Hey Xiaoling, you haven't slept yet? Shall we chat?"

Chu Ling's face was full of black lines. Is Fatty Wu sick? He's talking about ghosts in the middle of the night!

"I'm going to sleep, let's talk tomorrow."

"No, I have something to tell you..."

"What's the matter? Oh, I know. I'll teach you tomorrow. It's easy to go on a blind date." Chu Ling perfunctory Fatty Wu.

Fatty Wu was taken aback, what does this mean?Could it be that you have to teach me to chase after you?
Thinking of this, Fatty Wu subconsciously touched the handle of Chu Ling's door and found that it could be turned!The girl didn't lock the door, did she?Since he was a childhood sweetheart, and Fatty Wu had a big heart, he opened the door without any hassle.

Because Chu Ling is used to turning on the low light at the head of the bed, so Fatty Wu saw a man and a woman on the bed, and the baby carriage in the middle. At that time, he just said, "I...I'll go..."

(End of this chapter)