Gou Zai Xiong Bing Company Plays Immortal Cultivation

Chapter 1 The beggar calling for help and his cat
"Help!"

"Damn it, save me!"

"Auntie police, help me!"

Qilin kicked the beggar, who was holding her thigh, was filthy and smelly all over, and was dressed in tatters three meters away.

I can bear it if it's dirty, smelly, or poorly dressed, but you, a man in your 20s, are being chased by cats all over the world and calling for help, are you ashamed?

Also, who should I call auntie?

Ben Jinghua is only 24 years old, 24 years old!
You are the aunt, and your whole family are aunts!
"Meow" a meow made Lu Qingyang, who was kicked three meters away without noticing it, tremble all over in fright.Turning his head to look, after just a moment of delay, the immemorial alien civet that was full of evil aura was already close at hand.

That's all, it's not right to lead this cat into the busy city for no reason, and you even want to ask the mortal police for help, Lu Qingyang, Lu Qingyang, you really are living and going back!

The cat in front of him is at least a cultivation base that is about to transform into a form. If it is not for cherishing the feathers and not wanting to kill, I am afraid that this bustling city will turn into a ghost today.

Thinking of this, Lu Qingyang straightened up like a carp, pulled out the treasured sword inherited from the master with a "choke", and shouted with a tragic expression: "Hey, you evil beast, today the poor will die with you, lest you slaughter the people in the future For the sake of disaster!"

Then. . .Then he was dumbfounded.

I saw the civet cat, which was still full of monsters and looks ferocious just now, "squeeze", directly jumped over Lu Qingyang who was about to risk his life, and jumped into Qilin's warm, wide and deep embrace, with its small head arched and rubbed The one is so cute and cute, almost knocking our No. [-] policewoman in Juxia City to the ground. . .

"Fuck?"

Lu Qingyang's eyes almost turned into light bulbs, what's going on?
Qilin stretched out her hand and scratched the cat's chin, so frightened that Lu Qingyang almost threw the knife and knelt down for her on the spot.Auntie, this is an ancient alien species, not a domestic pet. It's fine if you tickle it like this, but if it gets annoyed, tickle you. . .You are afraid that you will ascend to heaven in place!
However, the cat was not annoyed. Instead, it purred comfortably and licked Qilin's finger with its little pink tongue.

"Okay, okay," Qilin licked the cat's head again: "How about my sister taking you back to the game and buying you delicious dried fish?"

Now Qilin looks like an old cat slave who has been shoveling shit for decades - the main reason is that this cat is not only beautiful, but also very comfortable to rub.

"No, Qilin, look at his knife," Xiao Zhang, who was patrolling next to him, swallowed, and pulled out his gun: "It seems to be a real guy, with a knife!"

Qilin, who was obsessed with stroking cats, was taken aback for a moment, then finally turned her gaze to Lu Qingyang. . .Knife in hand.

I saw that the knife was six feet six inches long, more than one foot wide, and an inch thick on the back.
Qilin was startled, and hastily freed up one hand to pull out the gun pinned to her waist. The Gunslinger rubbed against the hip-wrapping skirt and loaded it with a "click". Suspect Lu Qingyang.

"Put down the knife and squat down on the spot with your head in your hands!"

At this time, Lu Qingyang was still staring at the cat in Qilin's arms as if he was facing an enemy. After all, the enemy is not scary if it is strong, but it is too scary if the enemy is powerful and will act coquettishly cute!

At first glance, the muzzles of two black holes were pointed at him, but this guy still looked dazed and didn't realize it - it seemed that I was the friendly army, why did he point the muzzles at me?
"Idiot, why don't you put down the knife quickly, do you really want to fight me here?"

When Lu Qingyang was in a daze, a sound transmission came into his ears: "Also, I am a civet cat, not a demon cat, and I have no interest in killing people at all!"

You're not interested in killing people, why are you still chasing Daoist this far?
Damn, didn't I just couldn't hold back and licked you twice?

As a senior excrement shoveler, isn't it a normal reaction to see a cat licking twice?

As for it? !
Lu Qingyang's angry head was almost smoking, what the hell is this!

"Come on, put the knife down!"

Qi Lin and Xiao Zhang had already raised their guns and approached Lu Qingyang: "If you don't put down the knife, I'm going to shoot!"

With a "clang", facing the black muzzle of the gun, Lu Qingyang had no choice but to choose to be cowardly for the time being.

It's not that he's afraid of guns, because guns can't hurt him, the main reason is that there are too many onlookers - I don't know the stink that has been passed down from that generation, the Chinese people's attribute of joining in the fun is almost breaking through the sky!

There are so many people watching at night, don't you have to go to work tomorrow?

Under the watchful eyes of the public, if I dare to "sacrifice the body protection formula, step on the precious sword, and fly away with the imperial sword", I guarantee that all Chinese people will know it tomorrow.

At that time, his master will have to beat his shit out!
It's better to follow the two policemen, and it's more appropriate to find an opportunity in the police station before running away.

With a "click", Xiao Zhang handcuffed the silver bracelet to Lu Qingyang, and directly sent him into the patrol car.

"It doesn't look like a madman," Xiao Zhang muttered after closing the car door and returning to get the knife again: "Why is he being chased by a cat all over the world... Eh? Damn it!"

"what happened?"

Qi Lin, who was happily stroking the cat and looking at Lu Qingyang, turned her head to see that Comrade Xiao Zhang was holding the knife with grinning teeth, but the knife did not move at all.

"This knife is heavy enough." Xiao Zhang let go of his hands and wiped his sweat, "It looks like it has grown roots, it can't be moved!"

"I think it's because you haven't exercised for a long time, and your body is weak?"

Qilin rolled her eyes violently, then walked over with the cat in one hand, and lightly lifted the knife handle with the other hand, and threw the knife into the trunk with one hand.

Comrade Xiao Zhang stared straight at this. . .Is Qilin strong or is he too weak?
"Okay, let's go!"

Qilin hugged the cat and sat in the back row, sitting side by side with Lu Qingyang: "We have to continue patrolling to send this thing back to the bureau, don't waste time!"

Lu Qingyang quickly let go of the sword formula in his hand, and heaved a sigh of relief.

This saber is a treasure passed down from his master's sect. If he doesn't use the Dao Jue, he might have to give up food if the Dragon Gate Crane arrives, let alone two ordinary people!
Xiao Zhang scratched his head vigorously, could it be that I am really stupid?
Forget it, let's strengthen the exercise in the future!

"It's gone, it's gone, there's nothing to see!"

Xiao Zhang casually dispersed the crowd, then hurriedly ran back to the patrol car.The patrol car turned around on the spot and drove into the bureau.

"That Liu Chuang during the day really pissed me off!"

Qilin stroked the cat with an angry look on her face.

Xiao Zhang said something in the interface, but Lu Qingyang didn't catch a word.

Liu, Liu Chuang?

Qilin?

Daoist here. . .Is this worn?
(End of this chapter)