Gou Zai Xiong Bing Company Plays Immortal Cultivation

Chapter 4

"you..."

Qilin grinds her teeth angrily at the sound of "police auntie", and starts to worry again after grinding her teeth.

This guy said he was going to the police station, but how dare Qilin take him back!

Where do you bring it back to the bureau?In the release number?Who will let it go?What if the person is unhappy after putting it in?Will the number room be demolished by him?
If you don't take it back, this guy got into the patrol car early, is she going to take Xiao Zhang and leave the patrol car and run away?

And this guy doesn't look like he's rich, what if he's hungry and thirsty and wants to change his clothes?
Will you go to eat Bawang meal?Will you go to grab a clothing store?Will you rob a bank?

Wouldn't that threaten the lives and property of the people?
Qilin glanced at her police badge, gritted her teeth and stomped her feet, and pulled Xiao Zhang back into the patrol car.

If you bring it back, you will take it back, at worst, you will accompany it yourself!

At most, I will be called "Auntie Police" a few more times, and there will be no more meat!
If it doesn't work, just put this guy with Liu Chuang. With Liu Chuang's broken mouth, he can piss off this guy [-]%. . .

By the time. . .Hehehe, it shouldn't be possible to be struck by lightning, but you shouldn't be able to escape after a fat beating, right?
The more Qilin thought about it, the happier she became, so she simply nodded heavily, um, that's it!
I, Qilin, do not seek public revenge, I am not that kind of person!

It's just that the number room in the bureau is nervous, nothing else!

"Auntie policeman, am I right?"

When Qilin YY was in high spirits, Lu Qingyang suddenly licked his face and leaned closer: "Look, I said that there is a bloody disaster, right? It's right that there are noble people, right?"

Qilin: "..."

I admit that you are right, but what should I do if I suddenly feel not beautiful?
Hugging the cat on her shoulders back into her arms bitterly, Qilin turned her head to look at the scenery outside the window.

Ignore your boss, okay?

"idiot!"

The civet who had been slapped twice rolled his eyes, "Auntie, I've provoked someone." . .

If it were an ordinary cat, just the strength of the cat's hand, I'm afraid it will make you bald!
Lu Qingyang was taken aback by Qilin's action of licking the cat. Sister, this is an ancient alien species that is about to transform into form. If you just lick it like this, are you really not afraid that it will come to you?

"No, can we be gentle on the action of stroking the cat?"

Lu Qingyang frightenedly made some comments, Qilin gave him a sideways glance and didn't say anything, but the movement of her hand finally changed from "squeeze hard" to "smooth with normal force". The "civet cat" has become a "bald cat". . .

Lu Qingyang raised his hands and moved forward, saying: "Sister Jinghua, you see, I am killing the enemy and doing meritorious service, and I am saving lives and healing the wounded, so why don't you just take this silver bracelet off?"

Qilin hesitated for a moment, then took out the key and opened the handcuffs for Lu Qingyang.

It's useless if you don't open it. Not to mention the combat effectiveness of this guy, he didn't wear handcuffs when he went out to kill enemies and save people just now. . .

Since it's the same as having or not, it's better to just open the handcuffs and leave such a good impression.

"How did you get that thunder just now?"

The handcuffs were opened, and Qi Lin's curiosity also came up, and the conversation started: "Is it some high-tech weapon?"

"Of course not!"

Without the handcuffs, Lu Qingyang rolled up his "sleeves" and tidied up the "cloth strips" on his body. Baoxiang said solemnly: "The poor Taoist is a practitioner, and what he used just now is the Taoist method!"

(It can’t really be called clothes. Except for some key parts that can be blocked, other places can only be called cloth strips.)
"Taoism?"

Qilin stared at the cloth strips on Lu Qingyang's body for a long time with some doubts, and finally she could tell that they were wearing Taoist robes.

"Is it the way of Taoism in movies and TV novels? The kind that can fly to the sky and escape from the ground?"

"It's too much to say omnipotent, but what Pindao uses is indeed Taoism, flying into the sky and escaping from the ground is no problem!"

Lu Qingyang straightened the cloth strips on his body again, realizing that he finally looked like some clothes.

It's a pity that what he doesn't know is that he has a bunch of "cloth strips" hanging on his body and looks serious, but in fact there are more funny elements. . .

"Then since you know how to fly into the sky and escape from the ground, why do you let this cat chase you so badly?"

Qilin curled her lips. This person is very powerful, but his mouth is not reliable, and his running on the train is a bit too much.

In her opinion, it is more likely that Lu Qingyang has supernatural powers or has black technology weapons in his hands, and Taoism is too unreliable.

"This cat..."

Lu Qingyang looked at the cat hesitantly, wondering if he should tell the details about it (her?).

The civet looked at Lu Qingyang, sighed softly, and then said, "Meow~"

Lu Qingyang looked confused, what are you talking about?I don't understand cat language!

"Uh, cough cough, I forgot to switch the language just now, sorry. Hey, I'll go!"

The cat in her arms spoke, Qilin was startled, and threw the cat out with a shake of her hand.Thanks to the fact that this cat is not ordinary, it twisted in mid-air and landed firmly on the back of the passenger seat.

Xiao Zhang, who was driving in front of him, was so frightened by this, he simply braked and parked the patrol car on the side of the road, shivering and squeezing towards the door, staring at him closely while pushing. Cat, I'm afraid that the cat will suddenly turn into some kind of monster and swallow him in one gulp.

"This, this, cat, why is the cat still talking?"

Xiao Zhang couldn't speak well, and frantically swiped with one hand on the car door, trying to open the door and run away, but he couldn't find the handle to open the door. . .

"I'm a civet cat and not a demon cat. Why are you so scared?"

The civet is very humane and covers its forehead with one paw, you are overreacting!

"Spirit, civet?"

Qilin asked cautiously.

"Yeah," the civet looked proud, patting its chest with its small paws: "The ancient white civet is talking about meow!"

That little appearance, don't mention how cute it is!

Qilin was overwhelmed by the cuteness, she threw all the shock into the trash can, and as soon as she stretched out her hand, she hugged the cat into her arms again for a good meal.

"The little cat is so cute!"

"Ben Meow has a name, don't always be called Kitty Kitty Kitty! From now on, I will call Ben Meow Xiaojiu!"

Xiaojiu, the civet, squinted her eyes to enjoy Qilin's "full body cat hair massage package", and said, "Also, my cat is not a domestic cat, so don't think about vaccinating me and finding a male cat!"

"Also, I have heard that humans have made cat food for a long time. I have wanted to try it for a long time. Remember to buy the best!"

"Then what, I heard that there are special shampoos for bathing cats, remember that I also want the best!"

Lu Qingyang looked at this tsundere cat while being slapped and raised conditions, his face turned green.

You are embarrassing the ancient alien species, boss!

It’s cat food and shampoo, do you really think you’re a domestic pet cat?

(End of this chapter)