My identity as an ancient celestial master was exposed by yearning

Chapter 129 One Punch

What the hell!

If you read it right.

It's a wild boar!
Still an adult wild boar.

Otherwise it wouldn't be so big.

"Old man, where did you get such a big wild boar?"

Wei Daxun came back to his senses as if he had discovered a new continent, he leaned over with a strange expression on his face, he still poked the wild boar with his hand, and asked Xiao Chen with his head tilted.

"Where else can I come from, on the mountain."

Xiao Chen replied angrily.

"But since I came here, I haven't seen any signs of wild boar life."

Wei Daxun scratched his head and said.

"Naturally there can't be any near here. They dare not approach here. There are many near the wonder I took you to last time. That's right, you and Xiao Yang weren't there at that time."

Only then did Xiao Chen wake up, Wei Daxun and Yang Mi hadn't come to the Mushroom House at that time.

"Grandpa, I think you didn't take anything, how did you hit the wild boar? You didn't hit it with bare hands, did you?"

Huang Lei looked Xiao Chen up and down, and found that the old man didn't bring any tools, so he asked with some uncertainty.

"What kind of tool do you use to hit a wild boar? It's just a punch."

Xiao Chen said disapprovingly.

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Everyone's eyes widened and they were stunned.

Looking at the wild boar's thick, long, exposed, and upward-turned sharp fangs, one knows that it must not be messed with.

If an ordinary person encounters it, he is afraid that he will be sent flying into the sky.

But such a beast was beaten to death by the old man with his bare hands.

It was just a punch.

The old man is too fierce.

"A few days ago I just read a piece of news that a foreign hunter set a trap and killed a wild boar weighing more than 1000 kilograms with a gun, and took a few photos. It was really big, bigger than a human standing Gao, the old man's end should be around two hundred to three hundred catties."

Wei Daxun lifted the wild boar leg and calculated.

"It's about three hundred catties. The largest one around here is only five hundred catties. I have also encountered wild boars weighing more than one thousand catties, but it was a long time ago."

Xiao Chen glanced at the wild boar in his hand, and recalled.

A wild boar weighing more than three hundred catties is considered an adult wild boar.

Can easily fly people.

The bigger ones are wild boars with a physique of five hundred catties.

It's not just people, cars can be turned over.

to a thousand catties of wild boar.

That's huge.

"If you encounter it in the wild, don't think about eating it, choose to run away quickly, and don't try to resist, otherwise it will anger it instead.

These beasts will spend a long time rubbing its sides on tree stumps, rocks and hard river banks, grinding the skin into a hard protective layer, and it is difficult to injure it without sharp tools.

And its running speed is also very fast. When escaping, try to run to a higher place. Remember not to run all the time, but to run on the S line. If you can climb trees, you can also choose to climb trees. Wild boars cannot tree climber. "

Xiao Chen was afraid that they would think that they could kill wild boars as easily as he did, so he opened his mouth to remind them.

But Xiao Chen was probably overthinking, the possibility of them encountering wild boars was very small, almost impossible, even if they did, they would only run away, let alone big wild boars, even small ones.

"Grandpa, have you ever met a wild boar weighing more than a thousand catties?"

Huang Lei said with some surprise.

"Yeah, I remember it weighed [-] catties."

Xiao Chen nodded, and said lightly.

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Gollum~
Everyone swallowed unconsciously.

Everyone was shocked by this giant wild boar.

This is too scary!
In a simple estimate, it would be equivalent to the combined size of six wild boars of this size.

Xiao Chen had a calm expression on his face.

Some of the wild boars now are still fat, unlike the wild boars in the past, they are full of strong muscles and have a very violent temper.

Even among the same kind, they often fight and fight, and they have developed extremely strong combat effectiveness. Their skin is rough and fleshy, and their lethality is huge.

Even the tiger and lion, the king of beasts, dare not provoke it.

"There is indeed a popular saying among the people of the Xia Kingdom: one pig, two bears and three tigers, which roughly means that the danger of encountering wild boars and black bears in the wild is higher than that of tigers. This is the price that many hunters used to pay with their lives. summed up experience."

Huang Lei, who is known as a know-it-all, said at this time: "An adult wild boar weighs at least three hundred catties. It has strong muscles and a fast running speed. Its body has been rubbed with thick soil and turpentine for many years to form a pair of armor. , coupled with a huge bite force and a pair of sharp fangs, some ferocious wild boars will not be a problem at all against tigers.”

Huang Lei's words!

Let everyone be dumbfounded.

This completely turned their worldview upside down.

In their impression, tigers are at the top of the food chain, and wild boars can only be eaten by tigers.

Unexpectedly, the fighting power of the wild boar would be stronger than that of the tiger.

The audience in the live broadcast room was also unbelievable.

"This is impossible."

"Is [-] catties still considered a pig?"

"Yeah, it's a lie."

"When we were three-year-olds."

"Can pigs still grow that big?"

"If it was true, it would have been spread long ago."

"Anyway, I believe in the old man. I believe whatever the old man says."

"plus one."

"..."

The barrage in the live broadcast room has all kinds of explanations.

But it all revolved around the [-]-jin wild boar king that the old man was talking about.

Everyone wanted to know how the old man dealt with it.

"Old man, how did you get rid of that wild boar king?"

Wei Daxun asked word by word.

"Same."

Xiao Chen said nonchalantly, "It's also a punch."

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What the hell!

Another punch.

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't bear it anymore.

"Grandpa, are you One Punch Man?"

"Everything is a punch."

"A boar of that size might have a foot twice bigger than my face."

"Old man, you are taking a big joke."

"How is it impossible, the old man can go to heaven, what is impossible."

"Yeah, a fly can be pierced with chopsticks, what is impossible."

……

The barrage in the live broadcast room was still being discussed.

Everyone in the mushroom house was a little distressed,

I don't know how to deal with this wild boar that the old man called.

They really have no experience in handling such raw ingredients.

"Old man, what should we do, we have never dealt with such a big wild boar."

Huang Lei smiled wryly at Xiao Chen.

This is a [-]-jin wild boar. It's not easy for non-professional butchers to handle it.

And there were only a few of them, so they couldn't eat a whole pig at all.

"Give the pigs to the people in the village, they will take care of it."

Xiao Chen said without hesitation: "After processing, just send us some meat and ribs, and leave the rest to them."

"Okay, I'll let the director send it over there."

After hearing this, Huang Lei's eyes lit up, and he nodded with a smile.

This is the best way. It not only saves a lot of time and effort, but also allows the villagers to have extra meals tonight.

Only one person is unhappy.

That is director Wang Zhenyu.

When he heard the news, he almost collapsed.

But nothing can be done.

Who told this to be called by the old man himself.

Fortunately, only take part,

Otherwise, this one wild boar would be enough for them to eat for a whole season.

How about that show?

(End of this chapter)