My identity as an ancient celestial master was exposed by yearning

Chapter 2 Really Old Ancestor

"elder?!"

Peng Yuchang was startled for a moment, then looked into the room.

"Mr. He, Mr. Huang, the police uncle said they brought back an old man."

"what?"

He Jiong and Huang Lei also walked over with doubts on their faces.

"Old man, can you take a look here?"

The policeman was about to turn around for questioning when he suddenly found that there was no one behind him.

"Ah! Ghost!"

The village chief in the house yelled and fell to the ground.

Everyone followed the prestige, only to see that there was an old man in the living room at some point.

"My mother! When did he enter the house?!"

"Am I dazzled?"

Everyone showed expressions of disbelief.

This scene was seen by the audience in the live broadcast room.

Netizens were also taken aback.

"How can there be one more person in one turn of the camera!"

"Who can see that it's time for him to appear?!"

"This old man is a man or a ghost!"

"This is too scary!"

Huang Lei swallowed, stepped forward and asked respectfully:
"Old man, how did you get in?"

With his back turned to him, Xiao Chen kept staring at the gossip chart on the wall, and slowly said:

"I haven't asked why you are in my house?"

"your home?"

Huang Lei was dumbfounded, and then looked at the village chief.

The village chief also had a confused expression on his face.

"Brother! Where is this your home? This is clearly our ancestor's house!"

Hearing this, Xiao Chen turned around and looked at him, frowned slightly, and suddenly laughed:

"So it's you, little brat."

Little kid? !

What is this called?
Village Chief Qi is 80 years old, looks older than him, okay?

"Brother, don't talk nonsense. When did I see you?"

The village chief asked suspiciously.

Xiao Chen stroked his white beard, and said calmly:

"I remember when you hid behind your parents, you didn't dare to look at me, and you often peed your pants. I remember, you seem to be called a dog, don't you?"

The village head was shocked when he heard the words.

That's right!

His nickname is Goudan!

And he did pee his pants until he was seven or eight years old!
The village head was ashamed and ashamed, and he didn't know how the person in front of him knew these things.

"Are you really from the village? Why don't I remember!"

"It's not your fault, you were still young."

"I'm young? Then how old are you!"

"I can't remember, but you are right to call me ancestor."

After Xiao Chen finished speaking, he raised his head and laughed.

Heck!

Where did such a smelly and shameless old man come from!

How dare you pretend to be the ancestor of the village chief!
At this time, Zhang Zifeng suddenly asked in a low voice:
"Could this old man be the one the village head mentioned just now?"

"Impossible! If the old man is still alive, he will be at least two hundred years old now!"

The village chief shook his head again and again.

"How do you know I won't live to be two hundred years old?"

Xiao Chen looked at him with interest.

"You wait here first!"

The village chief was stopped by his question, and ran out after leaving a sentence.

Soon after, he came back with several gray-haired old people.

These are all old antiques in the village, all around a hundred years old.

"Uncle, please take a look, is this one?"

Before the village chief finished speaking, several old people knelt down in front of Xiao Chen with a plop.

The old people burst into tears, crying like a few children!

"Old ancestor! You are still alive!"

"Old ancestor! I'm fat! I was the one who led people into the mountains to bury the corpses of the bandits! Do you remember?!"

"I am also honored to hang my shoulders over my ancestors! The heroic appearance of my ancestors will never be forgotten by my grandchildren!"

Look at these crying old people.

Not only the village chief was stunned.

Everyone in the program team also opened their mouths in surprise.

Is there really someone in the world who can live to nearly two hundred years old? !
"The current highest record in the world is an old man abroad who lived to be 147 years old. The old man in front of him seems to have broken this record!"

The director exclaimed.

"Old ancestor! It is the children and grandchildren who have no eyes! Please forgive me!"

The village chief hurriedly knelt down on the ground, and kowtowed heavily to Xiao Chen a few times.

"It's okay, you all get up."

Xiao Chen waved his hands calmly.

"Thank you ancestor for your generosity!"

The village head stood up, and then pulled everyone in the mushroom house to a corner.

"I'm sorry everyone, this is really my ancestor, so I can't rent the house to you."

"what?!"

Huang Lei and He Jiong's expressions changed.

The shows have already started.

The appearance of Xiao Chen also attracted the attention of netizens.

I'm afraid I will be sprayed if I change the place now!

"Village Chief, you are talking to this old ancestor."

He Jiong begged.

"I dare not."

The village chief was a little embarrassed.

I accidentally offended my ancestors just now.

If you go up to talk about these things now, I'm afraid it will anger him.

At that time, without Xiao Chen speaking, a few old people in the village will be able to remove him from the position of village chief!
At this moment.

Zhang Zifeng walked up to Xiao Chen's side, reached out to hold his arm, and said coquettishly:
"Grandpa, can you rent this place to us? We will make delicious food for you!"

Xiao Chen raised his head and laughed loudly, patted her head, and said loudly:

"The little girl is good at begging, so the old man will agree to you! But you are not allowed to mess around here!"

"Got it! Thank you, grandpa!"

Zhang Zifeng jumped up happily.

"Is that agreed?"

He Jiong was a little dumbfounded.

"It seems that the ancestors liked this little girl, Zifeng."

The village head said with emotion.

A smile appeared on Huang Lei's face.

I didn't expect this old man to be very talkative.

Xiao Chen glanced around the crowd, and said again:

"Only a few of you can live here, and the rest should not come near here."

The director naturally understood that he was talking about other staff members.

So he quickly responded:
"Understood! We will leave after installing the camera, and we will never disturb you!"

Xiao Chen nodded, then turned to face the bedroom.

I saw him lift his foot a little, and disappeared in the same place!
The audience was silent for a moment!

"I'm right! The ancestor is really not an ordinary person!"

After the village chief realized it, he knelt down in the direction of the bedroom.

The others opened their mouths wide and did not recover for a long time.

The live broadcast room also exploded.

"Fuck! He disappeared again!"

"This old man is a fairy, right?!"

"Is it my eyes, or is everyone blind?"

"This is too exaggerated!"

"I guess this is a deliberate booing by the show crew!"

"Yes! Otherwise, there is no way to explain it!"

"You can't say that. It's beyond the imagination of ordinary people to cut down more than 200 bandits by one person!"

"I agree! An old man who has lived almost two hundred years old must be a master!"

"You still have to be a master of Taoism? You think you are reading novels and looking stupid!"

With the heated discussions among netizens, the number of people in the live broadcast room also soared to 500 million!
(End of this chapter)