Martial arts fairy machine

Chapter 71
Dai Wu looked at Liu Yan's reserved expression, and felt amused in his heart!

"My name is Dai Wu. If someone dares to punish you, let him come to me!" Dai Wu's voice was sonorous and powerful, as if the Jade Emperor had issued an order, but anyone who disobeyed would offend Longwei!
After finishing speaking, Dai Wu lightly stroked Liu Yan's face, making Liu Yan fall asleep peacefully.

Put Liu Yan down on the bed, covered her with a quilt, and Dai Wu sat quietly on the stool, without thinking, quietly guarding this beauty, because Liu Yan's trust and attachment to him made Dai Wu intoxicated, but he He only regards Liu Yan as his younger sister.

Silent all night.

"Tell me honestly, what happened last night?" Hu Xiaoru asked, with an expression that could only be understood but could not be expressed in words.

"Nothing happened, just sat by the bed all night" Dai Wu replied honestly.

Hearing this, Hu Xiaoru knew that Dai Wu would not lie, and glanced back and forth at Dai Wu's body, as if expressing "Are you an eunuch!"

The two took a taxi back to the parking lot, but the phone rang.

Hu Xiaoru only heard a few words from the person opposite, and then quickly started the car, going to places without traffic lights and running wildly all the way!
"Uncle, someone has found something good, and it will make you look good!" Hu Xiaoru was very excited. Some of the bronze bells and other ancient artifacts in his grandfather Hu's room were filial to him. It's all good.

Until entering a residential area, Hu Xiaoru parked the car and jogged all the way, even the exhaustion from a night of indulgence seemed to disappear.

Standing in the unit building, taking the elevator to the fifth floor, Hu Xiaoru shouted loudly to the household on the left: "Hu Dapao, open the door!"

Then "Dangdangdang" kicked hard at the anti-theft door, the sound was loud, almost like the rhythm of demolishing the house.

The anti-theft door opened in response, and what Dai Wu saw was a little fat man with a pockmarked face and a funny face. It would be a pity not to be a comedian. It was the same as when Dai Wu didn't practice Xingyiquan. Someone described Dai Wu as "the land father!"

"Boss, the door is about to be kicked by you, lightly...lightly..." Hu Dapao touched the anti-theft door he had just replaced, with a painful face, the last anti-theft door was kicked to pieces by Hu Xiaoru, in this age Everything is flooded with water, even the anti-theft door is just a thin layer of iron, pretending to be!
After the three of them entered, Hu Xiaoru seemed to be very familiar with this place, so he walked directly to the bedroom, and Dai Wu followed.

I saw a big semi-fan-shaped iron block on the white bed sheet, with gold letters embedded on it, and it seemed to have traces of ancient times at a glance. When Dai Wu saw this thing, he laughed in his heart. This is not a gold medal for avoiding death, it is obviously Dan Shu Iron Coupon is still a fake!

There are often such TV dramas on TV. When you are about to kill your head, you take out a small golden sign that says "Don't die", and then everyone kneels, but TV is TV after all, and the gold medal for avoiding death is a private one. The name, the official name of this product is "Dan Shu Iron Coupon".

This thing is not a golden sign or a disc, but a semicircle, an iron plate similar to a tile. The words written on it are not exempt from death, but many words. There are various materials such as the person's name, official title, etc., and the emperor's oath is written at the end.

The emperor's swearing is not as boring as us ordinary people, such as "I will be good to you forever... I will not let you down...", that's how ordinary people swear, but it's just a joke.

And how does the emperor swear?
For example, the Danshu iron certificate that Hu Xiaoru is looking at now has Liu Bang's oath written on it, and he is working hard against the Yellow River and Mount Tai.

"May the Yellow River be like a belt, Mount Tai be as strong, and the country will last forever, and love the Miao people" means: Even if the Yellow River becomes a river as small as a belt, even if Mount Tai becomes as small as a whetstone, as long as the country exists forever, you The enfeoffed land will always be passed on to future generations.

This kind of oath is classy and weighty, even Dai Wu almost believed it!
The iron certificate of Danshu is divided into two parts, one half is stored in the imperial temple or the inner palace, and the other half is held by oneself. If you want to avoid death, you must put them together to get pardon, but if the emperor wants to kill you, it doesn’t matter if you have this thing or not nonsense!
Before you go to the Taimiao, the government will directly confiscate your house, so there is no chance for you to run around!

Seeing Hu Xiaoru holding up the Danshu Iron Coupon as if it were a treasure, Dai Wu didn't bother to tell him that it was a fake, anyway, a few million is not money in Hu Xiaoru's opinion, so it would be better for him to be careful.

People’s Danshu iron coupons are made of iron. Before the Tang Dynasty, cinnabar was used to engrave characters on it, so it was called "Danshu". After the Tang Dynasty, gold was used to inlay characters on it. If you use gold to inlay characters from the Han Dynasty, who are you kidding? !

Dai Wu quietly exited the room, sat on the sofa in the living room with his eyes closed, and the voices of Hu Xiaoru and Hu Dapao came from the bedroom.

"Hu Dapao, how did you get this thing?"

"My buddy, I just dug it out of the ground, and I spent 500 million to buy it. Boss, you have to reimburse me!"

"I'll transfer the money to your account. If you have other things, please contact me. As long as it's true, anyone who comes is welcome! If you dare to lie to me with parallel imports, you won't be killed! Find me a bag to put it in!"

"Got it!"

　.thank you.tipping
　　
　
(End of this chapter)