I collect rubbish in fairyland

Chapter 46 Dad, Mom Is Sick

The next day, Yuan Meng went to see Xia Nian.

When the two first met, the first thing that greeted them was the "Xia Nian-style" feeling of missing.

Xia Nian hugged Yuan Meng, "Little Yuan Yuan, I miss you so much, I miss you so much, ho ho ho ho!"

The four words in an infinite loop, every time it loops, Yuan Meng feels his back hurts once, and he was photographed.

Who was photographed, and made so much effort, if it doesn't hurt, I will obey him.

But no matter what, Yuan Meng doesn't suffer, does he?

There is a towering tower in front that allows him to rise into the clouds, and it is close to the warm and fragrant nephrite. Even if the back is painful, it is still a big deal, isn't it.

After the simple meeting ceremony, Xia Nian took Yuan Meng to meet the director.

The director's surname is Huang, and he is a middle-aged man of few words.

He just glanced at it lightly, "A cameo role?" Before Yuan Meng could give any answer, he took him to the studio. In the words of the director, "Audit first."

Yes, that's right, because you can only know if it is good or not by trying it.

You, Yuan Meng, are willing to come, and whether the director is willing to use it is another matter.

After trying two shots, the lines were very short, "Ah, blue sky. Ah white clouds."

Yuan Meng was extremely dissatisfied with such a fart-like line.

But if there is any way, everyone is here, so let’s do it.

After a scene, Yuan Meng changed several poses, and he recited the boring lines dozens of times.

The most hateful thing is the stinky director, "Reshoot, not focused enough."

No way, reshoot.

I have to say that the performance of this play is too frighteningly sad, without such torture.

Fortunately, the filming of this scene is over.

In the studio, Yuan Meng was panting and wiping his sweat. He wondered if he didn't read the almanac when he went out today. It was really unlucky to meet such a harsh director.

In fact, it's not because the director is harsh, it's because Yuan Meng's acting skills are so bad, even the worst actor in the world is better than him.

This guy is simply a face.

If pantomime can be filmed, then he must be popular, and he is very popular.

"How's it going, are you getting used to it?" Xia Nian came in from the outside at this time, greeting him and handing him a bottle of iced mineral water.

Adapting to his grandma with a Malaysian spoon, this is not a human life.

With such a director, even Kong Lao Er would probably not be able to bear it.

What the hell, quit, I'm leaving the pick.

"Yeah, he shoots pretty well. Generally speaking, for a newcomer, he can test the lens so quickly, which shows that he has a high level of understanding and talent in this area." Just when Yuan Meng was about to propose going home and not acting , the director came over and said with a smile.

What the hell!

Yuan Meng felt speechless.

Hey, hey, big brother, where's your morals?

Why did you look like a zombie just now that I fucked your daughter and didn't give you any money, and now you are smiling as happily as Sister Furong who is about to get married.

If there is one thing to describe the director's smile, it must be the June lotus, which is so brilliant.

Ah, no, no, how can this old thing compare to lotus.

Hum, popcorn is more or less the same.

Yes, popcorn, his smile is like popcorn popping out of a big pot in the countryside, crooked and cracked.

Hearing the director's high evaluation of Yuan Meng, Xia Nian pursed her lips and smiled, not to mention how proud she was.

On the other hand, Yuan Meng just smiled on the surface, hey, hey, can you be more hypocritical?

You obviously didn't say that just now.

Millions of mud horses galloped past Yuan Meng's mind.

Then the three chatted about when to film.

After drinking too much water, Yuan Meng felt a little urgent to urinate.

So he went to the toilet, and after he was relieved, Yuan Meng flushed the toilet habitually.

Then he saw a note pasted on the top of the urinal. The content of the note was as follows, "flush in time after using the toilet."

Yuan Meng thought for a while, took out a pen from his pocket, and added a sentence behind.

"Early death and early rebirth."

After finishing all this, Yuan Meng went back to continue talking with the director about when to start filming.

At this time, someone from the crew came to the bathroom.
"Fuck, who picked up the pen? It's a stroke of genius."

Afterwards, "Rush in time after going to the toilet, and die early and give birth early." This sentence caused a sensation in the crew, and everyone started to discuss it fiercely.

Discussing what kind of expert can write such exciting words and sentences.

The discussion of the crew shocked the director, who said calmly, "What are you discussing?"

"Ah, we saw a poem in the men's room just now, it's like this 'Rush in time after defecation, early death and early care'." Someone replied.

Gah!
The director was stunned, and after a while, he slapped his thigh, "You are talented, you are so talented."

Listening to their discussion, Yuan Meng felt a little ashamed.

I found an excuse and went out.

Xia Nian also came out, it was noon, and it was time to eat.

The two came to a small restaurant near the crew, ordered some dishes, and ate.

"Xiao Yuanyuan, the crew will be filming soon, you have to prepare well, maybe you can hit it, ah no, it will become popular in one shot." Xia Nian said while eating.

red?
That's necessary, Brother Meng will go out, one is worth two.

According to experience, as long as you Meng Ge has good looks and good acting skills, it's hard not to be popular.

Who is your dream brother, the manager of the husband of the world's most beautiful stars.

Cough cough, don't be foolish, the [-] million sailors can't beat you.

If you go on like this, you will definitely be outraged.

Yuan Meng answered casually, and at this moment, the phone in his pocket rang.

Taking out the phone, it turned out to be Ji Rong's, and he picked up the phone.

There was a lot of noise on the phone. It seemed to be in a crowded place, and sometimes I could hear the voice of "the patient's condition is critical".

How is this going.

"Dad, Mom is sick, where are you now?" It was Tongtong's voice.

Hearing that Ji Rong was sick, Yuan Meng was taken aback. Ji Rong was fine two days ago, why is he sick today.

"Don't worry, what's wrong with your mother?" Yuan Meng comforted Tongtong, and then asked.

"Mom has a high fever and just passed out at home." Tongtong was nervous and scared.

At this moment, Xia Nian frowned, "Father, mother?" What's going on? Could it be that Yuan Meng already had a child?
But thinking about it carefully, she felt that it was unlikely.

But she was too embarrassed to ask, so she just waited for him to finish calling.

After the phone call, Yuan Meng said, "I'm going back to the county first, there's something going on at home."

No need for him to say that Xia Nian knew what was going on, she heard everything clearly when Yuan Meng called just now.

"Okay, then you go back first, I'll talk to the crew." Xia Nian said.

[PS: As you wish, the writing is continued. I can’t guarantee anything, but the jokes will continue.Where are the tickets, where are the collections, and where are the rewards. 】

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