Tang Dynasty

Chapter 28
Liu Yu's release was a happy event, and Liu Xi should be happy, but this is not the case, and Liu Xi has a strange expression on his face, which is very attractive.Liu Li thought it was Yang Su who abolished Liu Yu to vent his anger, but he immediately denied this idea.Because if this were the case, Liu Xi would not have a strange face, but a face of grief and anger.

What happened?Liu Xi didn't want to say anything, Liu Li thought he might as well go and see for himself, and rushed towards the house like the wind.

"Haha!" Zheng Qianqian's laughter was heard from afar.

Zheng Qianqian is a very cultivated person who abides by etiquette, even if she laughs, she will not laugh so loudly, and she is so relaxed, which makes Liu Li even more curious.

"I'm dying of laughter! I'm dying of laughter!" Zheng Qianqian laughed intermittently, as if she was out of breath and was about to die.

Hearing this, Liu Li became even more curious. He stepped into the room and saw the situation clearly.

"Come on." Liu Li's chin hit the ground hard, and his eyeballs fell out.

Liu Yu didn't have any missing arms or legs, nor was he bruised all over his body. He was so healed that he was drinking water all the time.The image of him drinking water, if Liu Li hadn't seen it with his own eyes, even if he was killed, he would not believe that there are people in this world who have never drank water.

Liu Yu held a porcelain basin full of water, opened his mouth wide, and drank vigorously, looking at him, as if he had never drank water in his life, even a thirsty cow that had run hundreds of miles Can't compare to him.

His belly was already round, much larger than that of a pregnant woman with twins.

The weirdest thing was that there was a big wooden bucket beside Liu Yu, and there was still half a bucket of water in it.Liu Li drank all the water in the porcelain basin in a few sips, then poured a full basin from the wooden bucket, raised his neck, and poured it into his mouth, as if he couldn't get enough of it.

"..." Liu Li was a well-informed person in his second life, and he had never seen such a thing of drinking water, so he lost his voice.

Liu Li watched in a daze. Liu Yu drank all the water left in the barrel and shouted, "Come on! Fetch me water! Hurry up! I'm thirsty."

Only then did Liu Li wake up, and asked, "Father, what's wrong with you?"

"What's wrong? I'm thirsty!" Liu Yu answered very briefly.

"Father, I know you're thirsty, but you can't drink so much water." Liu Li said, "Father, do you know how much water you drank? Even a big cow can't drink so much. Is it okay? You are not afraid of bursting."

The wooden barrel was not small, and if it was full, even a big ox would not be able to drink it. Liu Yu actually drank it all, which is too shocking.

"If you eat so much salt, you can try it." Liu Yu was very angry.

"Eat salt?" Liu Limeng surrounded him and said, "Father, although salt is inseparable, you can't eat it indiscriminately. What are you doing with so much?"

"Why do I eat so much? I don't want to..." Liu Yu didn't finish his sentence, his old face turned red, like a monkey's butt, and said: "Li'er, it's okay, it's okay. "

Seeing it, he was embarrassed to say that something must have happened that made Liu Yu hard to talk about.

"Mother, what's going on?" Liu Yu didn't say anything, wasn't there Zheng Qianqian?Liu Li asked his old lady.

"Li'er, before your father was released, he was gulped down with salt water by the guards in the death row." Zheng Qianqian beamed with joy, shaking with laughter, and said, "As soon as your father came back, he screamed and died of thirst. , to drink water. Lier, do you know how many buckets of water your father drank?"

"Enough." Liu Yu shouted.

Zheng Qianqian was about to expose him, and he had to be annoyed.

Liu Li understood that this must be Yang Su's idea.In order to protect himself, he had to save Liu Yu, but Yang Su didn't want to take advantage of Liu Yu like this, and if he wanted to make him suffer, this happened.

Yang Su deserves to be Yang Su, so insidious, so vicious, so vicious, so shameless that he poured salt water on Liu Yu.However, I like it. In the future, if someone annoys me, I will also pour salt water on him to kill him from salt and thirst.

Liu Li, who had figured it out, finally understood why Liu Xi had a strange expression on his face. This kind of thing is really rare, making people dumbfounded.

"Father, how many barrels have you drank?" Liu Li had a smirk on his face, his big and small eyes crowded together, which was unspeakably ugly.

"Is this something you can ask?" Liu Yu scolded with a straight face, acting like a father.

"Father, how about I guess." Liu Li's smirk was even worse.

"Don't tell me." Liu Yu's old face turned even redder.

To others, this matter is a joke, so funny that it makes people laugh.For Liu Yu, the person involved, it was extremely embarrassing and unbearable for him.

"Father, have you drunk three barrels?" Liu Li squatted in front of Liu Yu with a smile, and said cheerfully.

"How do you know?" Liu Yu was taken aback and asked.

"Li'er, how do you know?" Zheng Qianqian was also surprised.

Damn it.Zheng Qianqian would have said it long ago if she drank a barrel.Therefore, it is impossible for Liu Yu to drink one bucket of water, but it is also possible to drink two buckets.Liu Li went to Dorrim again, and he got it right.

"Father, you are really good. Three buckets of water, even a big bull can't drink so much." Liu Li teased.

"You still say it." Liu Yu only felt that his face was burning.

"Father, you've eaten so much salt, so you've become a salt man? Are you about to become salty human flesh?" Liu Li smiled wickedly, his big and small eyes huddled together, as many thieves as he wanted.

"You...don't dare to say it again, I can't spare you." Liu Yu was so confused by Liu Li that he could only blow his beard and stare.

"Father, you are a bachelor after all, you won't force Yan out?" Liu Li was rather disappointed.

"If I were a general, with my current state, I would naturally be able to force the salt out. But I am a literati, so it is useless. If I am a sage, I can do it." Liu Yu was a little helpless.

The literati are weak in stature, and the physique of a bachelor is not as good as that of a general of the same level. Liu Yu is still unable to do this.If he is a general, he can do this.

Perhaps it was Yang Su who knew this and used this insidious method to deal with Liu Yu.

This insidious method made Liu Yu a laughing stock, but compared to being beheaded, it was much better to be wiped out.

"Anyway, it's a good thing that our family is reunited." Zheng Qianqian saw Liu Li's thieves, and seeing that he was determined to carry out the teasing to the end, she hurriedly smoothed things over.

Liu Yu was sent to death row, logically there was no hope at all, and with Yang Su's hatred for Liu Yu, he wished he could kill the entire Liu family.Now, Liu Yu can be released and the family of three can be reunited, which is a great joy.

"Nizi, you are so brave, you dare to beg that old thief Yang Su." However, unexpectedly, Liu Yu's face changed, his eyes widened, and he shouted at Liu Li.

Liu Li was a little dazed, how could this cheap old man sing?It’s hard to get a family reunion, you should be happy and happy, why are you angry?

"Master, why are you so angry?" Zheng Qianqian was also in a daze, and it took her a long time to come to her senses.

"Nizi, let me tell you, even if I die, I can't ask Yang Su, an old thief. He has harmed the country and the people, wronged the country and the king, and I, Liu Yu, will lose face if I accept his favor." Liu Yu said bitterly. .

Liu Yu was determined to be a loyal minister, and he thought that loyalty and traitor were incompatible. He hated Yang Su so much that his teeth were itchy, and he couldn't accept Yang Su's kindness to save his life.

Hearing this, Liu Li's anger suddenly jumped up.This cheap old man has too little memory, what kind of loyal minister are you?Last time, didn't I tell you that loyal ministers are worthless?You are a loyal servant of fart.

Okay, I will give you another "liberation of the mind", asking you to reflect deeply and realize your mistakes.

"You think I'm willing to go to Yang Su's mansion?" Liu Li said with a sullen face, "Do you know how dangerous Yang Su's mansion is? It's a dragon's pond and a tiger's den, which is no worse than the palace. How much did I risk to save you?" Do you know the risk? I have died several times, and entered the gate of hell several times, do you know?"

There are hidden dragons and crouching tigers in Yang Su's mansion, and the masters are like clouds, no worse than the palace.Liu Li went to Yang Su's mansion and persuaded Yang Su to save Liu Yu. The danger involved was no different from that of entering a dragon's pond or a tiger's lair.

"That's right." Zheng Qianqian also came to chime in and said, "Boss, Li'er risked his head to save you. If you don't say good things to him, it's fine. You still have to scold him. What kind of reasoning is this? You tell me clearly."

My old lady is so kind, she's really good at it.

"You two, don't do this to me." Liu Yu didn't back down, and he was angry, and said, "Yang Su is a traitor, and I am a loyal minister. Since ancient times, loyalty and villainy have always been incompatible. You are doing this to me." shame."

"Haha." Liu Yu was so angry that he roared loudly, but Liu Li raised his head to the sky as if he had heard a joke, and laughed so loudly that his fat body trembled.

"What are you laughing at?" Liu Yu and Zheng Qianqian asked in unison, a little confused.

"Dad, dad, I laugh at you for being ignorant, and your book is for nothing." Liu Li cracked the corner of his mouth, and the big mouth almost reached the ear.

"I don't understand the truth? Have I read my books for nothing?" Liu Yu refused, and sneered, "I don't read poetry and books. I don't understand the truth when I was listed in the first emperor's time? Please explain to me clearly."

Liu Yu's fame and future are based on his talent, not following others, he is really unconvinced.

"Yang Su is a treacherous official, but he is far inferior to Yang Jian. Let me tell you, Yang Jian is the biggest traitor!" Liu Li's face was serious, and he spoke surprisingly.

"What? Nizi, you are so brave. How dare you slander the late emperor? I will kill you!" Liu Yu jumped up and down like coals falling into his crotch, his eyes full of anger.

He was very convinced of Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty, but Liu Yu actually said that Emperor Wen of Sui Dynasty was the biggest treacherous official, he really couldn't accept it.

"Let me tell you, what I said is right!" Liu Li said in a deep voice, "Yang Jian was originally a minister of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, but because of his status as the head of the country, he seized power, became emperor, and established the Sui Dynasty. If he is a loyal minister, he should Recover the Northern Zhou Dynasty, not seize the Northern Zhou Dynasty. Tell me, am I wrong?"

"..." Liu Yu was speechless.

Liu Li was right. Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty was originally a minister of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, because his daughter Yang Lihua was the Queen of the Northern Zhou Dynasty.If Emperor Wen of the Sui Dynasty was a loyal minister, he should do his best to assist the Emperor of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, instead of taking over the Northern Zhou Dynasty and becoming the emperor himself.

"There are so many treacherous ministers in history who were beheaded, exterminated, and exterminated. It was because they were not traitorous enough! Who can do anything to Yang Jian if he becomes emperor himself? Who dares to do anything to him?" Liu Li sneered and said, "Father, let me tell you, if you want to be a traitor, don't be a loyal minister!"

(End of this chapter)