Tang Dynasty

Chapter 48 Yuwen Chengdu
Chai Shao was very excited, he rushed forward with a bear hug, this moved Liu Lida, it was because Chai Shao was a reliable brother and never forgot to get close to him.As for Li Jing, Bai helped him pick up girls and Hong Fu, you look at him, he looks disapproving, don't say that he came up to get close to Liu Li, on the contrary, he wanted to draw a clear line with Liu Li.

"Hehe." Liu Li put his right hand on Chai Shao's shoulder, and wanted to say a few words of thanks, but Chai Shao's next words made him very uncomfortable.

"Liu Li, I didn't expect you to be so insidious, so vile, so shameless, so shameless, so thick-skinned..." Chai Shao's eyes widened, and he looked at Liu Lizai carefully, as if looking at a diorama.

"How do you talk?" Liu Li's fat face trembled, wishing he could give Chai Shao a punch, I know you for nothing, I drank with you for nothing, and I was moved.Are you still a brother?
"...But, I like it! Brother, you're good!" Chai Shao had a look of admiration on his face, as if Liu Li was a man as thick as a mountain.

"Well, that's not bad, like what brothers said." Liu Li nodded, greatly benefited, and took advantage of the opportunity to recruit Chai Shao to join the team, saying: "Our two brothers will form a shameless duo and sweep Chang'an."

"The shameless duo swept across the world." Chai Shao thought deeply, nodded his head heavily, his eyes lit up, and with a big wave of his hand, he was full of arrogance, and his domineering aura leaked out.Seeing him like this, I can't wait to do shameless things with Liu Li immediately.

After coming to this world for so long, I finally have a good brother!Liu Li is very happy.

Liu Li's appearance is too ugly, he is so ugly that no one dares to be friends with him, he will be laughed at to death.Now, Chai Shao doesn't care about these things, and has discovered Liu Li's great shameless character. If he wants to form a shameless duo with him, this is the courage of true brothers.

"Not bad, not bad." Li Jing took two steps forward, congratulated Liu Li, then stopped and did not move forward.Looking at him like that, it seemed that Liu Li might infect him with the great virtue of being shameless.

Hongfu and Wang Xihua looked at Liu Li with strange eyes.The second daughter has extraordinary knowledge and experience, but she has never seen such a shameless and thick-skinned person like Liu Li, today is an eye-opener.

"Young Master Yuwen, wake up." The manager of Zuixianglou rushed forward as if he had grown scuds, and yelled while hugging the fainted Yuwen Chengzhi.

"Get out of the way." Liu Li pushed the steward.

"What are you going to do? Let me tell you, you can't be unfavorable to Mr. Yuwen." Seeing Liu Li's eyeballs rolling around, the steward had a premonition that something was wrong.

"You Zuixianglou are really shameless." Liu Li took off his fat face, and said with a cold face, "Did you ask me when you signed the certificate of life and death just now? You are devoted to him. Now, you Also towards him, don’t you want the signboard of Zuixianglou?”

When the life and death certificate was just signed, the steward didn't even ask Liu Li, and he was completely helping Yu Wen Chengzhi. Now, he came to help Yu Wen Chengzhi again, and Liu Li was very upset.

The steward was a little speechless for a moment, he was stunned, and argued, saying: "This is Mr. Yuwen."

The implication is that Yuwen Chengzhi is the son of Yuwen's family, so he naturally wants to help. Who said that Liu Li has no power?
"Dogs look down on people." Liu Li was very upset, pushed the steward away, and squatted in front of Yu Wen Chengzhi.

"What are you going to do?" The steward saw Liu Li's eyes sparkling, like a pervert seeing a **** beauty.

"You want to take care of it?" Liu Li was very displeased with the manager wearing color-changing glasses, so he naturally had a bad face.

Li Jing naturally had a deep understanding of Liu Li's shamelessness, knowing that this guy was going to do bad things, he mourned for Yu Wen Chengzhi in his heart.

Hong Fu and Wang Xihua stared wide-eyed, staring at Liu Li, they wanted to know what Liu Li was going to do next.

Only Chai Shao came up and offered advice, saying: "Brother, let's rob him."

"Robbery?" The steward heard it in his ears and almost fainted.

This is the son of the Yuwen family, a well-known family in the Sui Dynasty. Who would dare to rob him?Isn't this going to break the sky?
"Brother Chai, you are a real person. How can you make it so ugly? We are all good citizens of the Sui Dynasty. How could we do such things that violate the law?" Liu Li shook his fat head, his face The fat on his body kept shaking, and he looked like Chai Shao was uneducated and uneducated.

"It's okay." The steward heard it in his ears, and felt relieved. Although this Liu Li was ugly and scum, he still had a good heart.However, as soon as his thought came up, his eyes widened and he stared at Liu Li with an expression of disbelief.

I saw Liu Li's fat hands constantly touching Yuwen Chengzhi's arms.

"what are you doing?"

"Quickly let go of the son."

"You have to think about it, you are offending the Yuwen family."

Yuwen Chengzhi's servants surrounded him and yelled loudly, some threatened, some talked about their interests, in a word, Yuwen Chengzhi couldn't move.

"What to do? What to do? Can't you afford to lose?" Chai Shao was shameless enough, stepped forward, stopped in front of these servants, stopped them, and shouted: "They have signed the certificate of life and death, it is the brother who took Yu Wen Cheng Zhi killed, and no one can complain for him."

Once the certificate of life and death was signed, they didn't even care about life or death, let alone other things. These servants were left speechless by Chai Shao's questioning.I want to deny it, but I can't find a reason.I want to admit that this is justified, but I am not reconciled.

"Wow, as expected of the young master of the Yuwen family, he is really rich, and this fine oriental bead is worth tens of thousands of taels of silver." Liu Li took out a fine oriental bead, amazed again and again.

Speaking of Dongzhu, Liu Li only got one from Yang Su, which is the best and the most valuable.Now this one is no worse than the one in Liu Li's hand. Liu Li can't help but marvel, this Yuwen family is too rich, and this son, Yuwen Chengzhi, is actually carrying a high-grade Dongzhu.

"Give it back to me." Yuwen Chengzhi woke up, just in time to see Dongzhu in Liu Li's hand, and wanted to get it back.

When it comes to the treasure in Liu Li's hands, there is no reason to hand it over.If you really want to hand it over, it will be thunderous.

"Yuwen Chengzhi, you are so ignorant." Liu Li twisted Yuwen Chengzhi's face with his right hand, pulled him so long, and scolded: "I want you to wake up, do you think the life and death certificate is signed for nothing? Signed Life and death, if you lose, I can kill you, but I am very kind, if I spare your life, are you not satisfied?"

"..." Yuwen Chengzhi was speechless.

The certificate of life and death was what he wanted to sign, and now it was all right, it became the best reason for Liu Li to control his life and death.

"Then you can't take Dongzhu either." Yuwen Chengzhi lacked confidence.

"You were the one who was looking for trouble and messed with me. If I fight with you, I have to pay some hard work, don't you think so?" Liu Li's eyes rolled wildly.

"It's mine to offend you, but you can't ask for a Dongzhu, it's very expensive." Yuwen Chengzhi's heart was bleeding, if he hadn't been obsessed with sex for a while, and he didn't make a fuss about the situation, he would have offended Li Jing , he wouldn't take Liu Li seriously.

"My appearance fee is very expensive." Liu Li said shamelessly: "Look at me, how much effort does it take to walk with this body of flesh? It takes even more effort to fight, can it be hard work?" Is it? Of course the hard work is expensive."

Li Jing, Hong Fu, Wang Xihua, Guan Shi, and Yu Wen Chengzhi's servants rolled their eyes when they heard this, feeling that this world is so fucked up, that being fat is an upright reason for extortion.

"That's right." Chai Shao echoed loudly, and extended his meaning: "You must know that the thin pig runs fast and effortlessly. The fat pig is different, not only runs slowly, but also keeps panting. It takes effort."

"Shut up." Liu Li stared at Chai Shao, "Can you talk?"

"Aren't I helping you?" Chai Shao was still yelling.

"Okay, this East Pearl is for you." Yuwen Chengzhi was now under the low eaves and had to bow his head.

However, before he could finish his sentence, he saw Liu Li's fat hand stretched into his arms again, took out a thick pile of bank notes, and said with a smile, "That's right, all of them are in large denominations, the smallest is 500 taels. The largest is 2000 taels, so there must be tens of thousands of taels?"

"Give it back to me." Yuwen Chengzhi shouted.

A good Dongzhu is gone, he is already in pain, and the current bank note will not belong to him, how can he not be in pain?

"Just now I was paid for hard work, but now I am paid for mental damage." Liu Li put the bank note into his arms without any politeness, and said as it should.

"Mental damage fee, what is that?" Yuwen Chengzhi was a little confused when he heard this modern vocabulary for the first time.

"Spiritual damage fee, of course it is spiritual damage fee." Liu Li's explanation was the same as before, saying: "I drank with brother Li and brother Chai, what a wonderful and pleasant thing, you came to disrupt the situation and disturb us Jiu Xing, tell me, should you lose money?"

Yuwen Chengzhi was at a loss for words again.

Liu Li, Li Jing, Chai Shao, and the others were having a great time drinking, but Yu Wen Chengzhi ruined the atmosphere, and no one was happy.If it were Yuwen Chengzhi, he would even have the desire to kill.

"That's not that much." Yu Wencheng said weakly.

"It's not enough." Liu Li was not satisfied at all, and said, "You don't even think about it, brother Li is from the Li family of Zhao County, how precious is that, how can it be measured by such vulgar things as money? There is Brother Chai, who is also from a big family, how can this status be low? Since you don’t have any treasures, I’ll help you out with money, of course it’s a lot of money.”

After talking for a long time, don't you just want Yuwen Chengzhi's money?Fortunately, he even gave a lot of reasons. Hearing him describe money as a vulgar thing, Yu Wen Chengzhi was almost moved. What a nice person, he is really noble enough to treat money like dung.However, after hearing what Liu Li said later, Yu Wen Chengzhi realized that he was touched in vain, and felt as uncomfortable as eating a dead fly.

Li Jing shook his head and smiled wryly. This Liu Li is good at everything, but he is too shameless.If you want to be shameless, be shameless, what's the matter with pulling me?

Only Chai Shao held his head high and his chest was high, which was very useful. Liu Li is really a good brother, and he didn't forget to give me a boost.

Clapping his hands, Liu Li stared at Yuwen Chengzhi with a pair of big and small eyes, his eyes sparkling.

"What are you going to do?" Yuwen Chengzhi was stared at by Liu Li and felt hairy.

"Yuwen Chengzhi, you are the Fourth Young Master of the capital. If I strip off your clothes and ask you to run naked, guess what will happen?" Liu Li clasped his fat hands on his chest, squeezing the fat on his chest. trembling.

"No." Yuwen Chengzhi was completely scared.

Although Dongzhu and money are good, his family has plenty of them, so there is no shortage of them.If Liu Li pulled out his clothes and forced him to run naked, where would he put his face?How can I meet people in the future?How can you hang out in Chang'an?
"Yu Wencheng is here! The brave thief hastened to take his life!" At this moment, a voice like thunder rang out.

"Boom!" Liu Li felt like a divine drum beating in his ears, making his eardrums buzz, and little stars appeared in front of his eyes.

(End of this chapter)