Nine-tiered fairy lotus

Chapter 51

After eating and drinking enough, it was more than four o'clock in the afternoon. They first rented an hourly room in the city, went in and cleaned it one by one, and then drove the car to a small forest with beautiful scenery.

Xu Qiuyu bought a car tent just to experience the feeling of camping outdoors. If you don't use it, it would be a waste.After setting up the tent, it was already evening. After a day of tossing, they were very sleepy. They only played poker for a while. After the sun went down, they went to rest according to the previous arrangement.

"Hu Tu, aren't you going to sleep?" Chen Guotao knocked on the window from the carriage and asked.

Hu Tu was still sitting in front, he turned his head and replied, "Go to bed first, I'm not tired yet."

Chen Guotao couldn't help yawning, and said, "You are so energetic, you can survive without sleep all day. You have to drive tomorrow, so go to bed early."

Hu Tu really didn't feel too tired. He took out his mobile phone, thought about it and then put it down, and took out the mobile phone in the space. "Golden muddleheaded" ignored Xu Qiuyu for several days, and she happened to be exhausted right now, chatting with her casually would greatly reduce the risk of being exposed.

Open the chat software, there is an additional friend application, the net name is Sankoujing, and the remarks are: riding a donkey to find a friend (super beautiful) of a donkey (Hutu).Hu Tu nodded in agreement, and smiled secretly: "This is Pinqiu, why did you choose such a name? Hehe, she also made a weird note. Doesn't she know that many people who say they are beautiful on the Internet are all Is it a big man who picks his feet! The rest of them don't look very good."

Hu Tu and Xu Qiuyu's chat records were frozen at the place where they ended last time, and she asked a bunch of questions.He thought for a while and replied, "You have so many questions? Which one should I answer?"

He secretly followed the movements in the tent of the two girls. After a while, a beautiful head stuck out from the tent, looked in his direction for a while, and then shrank back.After a while, Xu Qiuyu replied: "You can introduce yourself first, and tell me who you are?"

"I'm in a good mood today, so I'll tell you." Hu Tu replied, "Actually, I'm not human."

Xu Qiuyu replied in seconds: "Ah? Great God, you didn't drink alcohol today?" In fact, she really wanted to say, isn't it a human being or a pig?Thinking that the other party was always talking about strawberries, he held back.

Hu Tu said to himself, "Because I'm a god, hahaha." Then he answered her question, "I didn't drink alcohol, let alone how could a god be drunk?" He was inspired, pretending to be drunk is also a It's a good way to answer questions indiscriminately, and then deny it afterwards.

What Hu Tu said was not all lies, but more of a performance, and he played the role of "Hu Xiaolian".Hu Xiaolian is indeed not a human being, and it is not wrong to say that its power is a fairy,

Xu Qiuyu replied: "Haha, what kind of god are you? Why were you knocked down from the mortal world and reduced to farming crops." She seemed to be gloating, and she was very happy.

Hu Tu sneered, and replied: "Idiot, didn't I tell you, I'm confused Jin. And my real purpose is not to grow crops, but to save the world." Anyway, I have already said so many offensive words , I don't care about a little more, and it is acceptable to call "stupid" or something, as the saying goes, you don't have to worry about debts, that's what it is.

Xu Qiuyu asked like a curious baby: "Then how do you save the world?" Hu Tu was talking nonsense, so she cooperated with the random questions, maybe she could get the answer she wanted by asking.

Hu Tu made up these lies to hide his secrets, so naturally he wouldn't tell them easily, so he immediately stopped the topic and said, "This is my secret, I can't tell you."

"Okay, I have another question." Xu Qiuyu asked, "Why did you choose Hu Tu as your agent? Can he help you save the world?"

"Of course he can't." Hu Tu replied without hesitation. Even if he wanted to brag, he would not be so arrogant as to think that he could save the world.He explained, "I chose him because he didn't have so many problems. If he had too many problems like you, I would be at risk of being exposed. My identity is a secret and must not be discovered by others. .”

"Oh, it turns out that you chose him because he is relatively stupid. It seems that stupid people are lucky!" Xu Qiuyu concluded.

Hu Tu was taken aback by this conclusion. He didn't expect that the words he said would lead to such a result. He shook his head lightly and said to himself, "If you're stupid, be stupid. It's better than being a gangster."

Xu Qiuyu continued: "By the way, Great Immortal, you have told me your secret just now. Now that I have your secret, you should give me some compensation and let me keep the secret for you."

"Have you discovered it?" Hu Tu replied with a smile, "No, no, no, you don't have my secret because you don't believe it. You are too smart, so you won't believe what you can't understand. It’s called being clever and being misunderstood by cleverness.”

Xu Qiuyu sent a smiling face and said: "Hahaha, so you can also speak nice words. You are right, I am a very smart super invincible beautiful girl."

Hu Tu analyzed that passage for a while, and said, "Saury, you say you are smart, I admit it. You say you are beautiful, and I can make up my mind. But what the hell is a girl? Don't think I don't know, a girl is Refers to underage girls, the age range is 12 to 18 years old. Are you still underage?"

After a long time, Xu Qiuyu sent a series of blood-dripping knives, and said: "Can't you not be so annoying? I think I know why you were knocked down from the mortal world. It must be because your mouth is too stinky, and you have annoyed the gods in the sky." , they threw you down."

"Hahaha! You are wrong!" Hu Tu found it interesting, and followed her words, "The reason why gods are gods is because they have no temper and don't eat the fireworks of the world. If I can annoy them , then I’ve been promoted long ago.”

What he said was true, but she didn't believe it at all, so it was difficult to talk this day.Xu Qiuyu changed the subject: "Great God, since you are a fairy, there are still fruits in your fairy world, sell me more, I don't want more, like that flat peach, golden apple, don't want too much, just three to five tons each .Otherwise I don’t think about tea and food every day, and I’m hungry and thin.”

A woman who eats until she is full, actually says that she is hungry and thin, is she trying to treat others as blind?If you still want to eat flat peaches or golden apples, go dreaming!Hu Tu said directly: "Don't think about that good thing, the Immortal family has no food left now."

Xu Qiuyu asked: "If there are no fruits, vegetables are fine, and chicken, duck, and fish are also fine. I'm not picky about food, as long as it's organic."

"This great immortal has just descended to earth, and is very poor now." Hu Tu glanced at the space of the lotus platform, and saw the fish jumping around in the pond, but he could sell a little.He said, "There are a lot of fish and shrimp, and some garlic, do you want it?"

Xu Qiuyu replied again in seconds: "Yes, both."

Hu Tu replied: "Okay, I will send you some next time, you can try it first. If you are satisfied, we will cooperate again."

Since Xu Qiuyu was already very tired, Hu Tu didn't say any more, ended the conversation, and put the phone back in the lotus space.After the unpleasant questioning last time, Xu Qiuyu was also aware of the character of "Golden Confused", so he didn't ask any more questions.

(End of this chapter)