Hero League sword Hao Yasuo
Chapter 137 Jinx 3
Chapter 137 Jinx III
"If your original intention was good, you wouldn't be pointing the bazooka at me." Riven said speechlessly, looking at the Reaper missile in the bazooka, she really couldn't think of Jinx's good original intention.
Jinx didn't say anything, just smiled back, bringing the bazooka closer to Riven.
"Well, Mom, I have something to ask you..." Tang suddenly called out.
"Shut up if you have something to say, and let the fart go." Riven said angrily.
Tang looked at the Reaper missile in the bazooka and whispered, "Can I run first?"
Riven didn't say anything, just grabbed Tang and stuffed it back into her chest, then looked at Jinx and said disdainfully: "Fire, brat, I'm not afraid of you."
Jinx didn't speak, just smiled, and then retracted the bazooka, turned around and ran away with two pigtails, doing nothing to Riven.
"I'm crazy, I have a doctor's certificate!" Jinx laughed and disappeared into the street.
Riven really didn't understand, and said, "What exactly does she want to do?"
Tang seemed to understand, and said, "She just wants to scare you."
Riven said, "Why scare me?"
"What can children do if they are scary?"
Tang said: "Mom, why don't you understand the child's mind at all?"
Riven said unhappily: "I know you *Mom*, you don't even look at how old I am."
Tang said, "My mother is you."
Riven was not afraid of Tang's slip of the tongue, and said calmly: "So, I know myself very, very well. But you, you are only a few months old, and your mind is immature. You think about what Jinx wants to do?"
Tang said: "I'm a human being, and I'm a Poro. How could I possibly understand what you humans, such a complex creature, think? I just want to remind your mother, you must know how to put yourself in another place, and use a child's Think about it from a different angle.”
Riven thought for a while, then thought of something, and said, "I see."
Tang became interested and asked, "What is it?"
"perhaps……"
Riven watched Jinx leave that direction, and couldn't help but sigh: "Jinx just wants to play."
"Then mom, I want toys too, I want to play with bazookas."
"Your father only has a bazooka, I don't have it."
Tang was stunned, completely unable to understand what Riven said.
Riven didn't know how to explain, so she simply didn't explain, and chased after her with the broken sword.
……
Jinx rushed all the way, and the escape route was completely in accordance with the law, that is, to rush to the street that is pleasing to the eye, and how to define the street that is pleasing to the eye, Jinx does not know how to define it, Jinx only thinks that she does not need anything. reason.
Bombing all the way, Jinx didn't know that he came to a dead end. Jinx didn't know that he had entered a dead end until he was blocked by the iron wall in front of him.
But Jinx didn't panic, and she never knew what panic was. She looked at the iron wall and said, "Fishbone, do you know what we should do?"
The street was silent, not a single voice answered Jinx.
Instead, Jinx continued, "Hey Fishbone, should we detonate something?"
The street was still quiet.
"Oh... stupid Squib!"
Jinx couldn't help cursing, and then aimed at the iron wall in front of her with a burst of indiscriminate bombardment.
"I hate quiet, super boring, this is the sound I like." Jinx laughed wildly, and instantly accelerated the bombing. In less than two seconds, this seemingly very solid iron wall turned into a pile of scrap iron .
Jinx finally stopped, smiled smugly, and walked over.
"Hey, Fishbone, do you think we can be domineering forever?" Jinx asked suddenly.
Of course, the fishbone bazooka didn't answer.
"Maybe we should settle down and live a peaceful life. Buy a house first and save for retirement," Jinx said again, to the fishbone and to herself.
But Jinx just finished saying this, and immediately laughed and retorted: "Hahaha... I don't want to live such a life, and neither can you with fish bones, because for life, you are just a death machine."
As she said that, Jinx bombarded her indiscriminately again, and finally crossed the iron wall.
Just after passing the iron wall, Jinx felt a cold neck, and stopped immediately.
That piece of coldness came from a sword, no, to be precise, it came from the scabbard.
The scabbard wasn't sharp at all, but Jinx didn't doubt that it could cut off her head.
But Jinx was still smiling, not afraid at all, looked over to the scabbard, and immediately saw a man wearing a bone mask, scarlet light armor, and bloody hair.
The man's blood red eyes were also looking at her.
"Hahaha, your clothes are so ugly, even Ike is ugly." Jinx laughed at this, not caring that Yasuo's sword was still on her neck.
Seeing this, Yasuo said indifferently: "Aren't you afraid? As long as I move, you can go to see Karthus."
Jinx still didn't care so much, and laughed wildly: "There is no need to be afraid, and there is no need to live!"
Yasuo was silent for a while, and said lightly: "I don't have the need to kill you."
Jinx said: "Then what are you doing? Why don't you put down the sword quickly?"
Yasuo said; "Someone wants to catch you."
Jinx smiled unscrupulously: "And then? They will never catch me. No one can catch me, and you can't catch me either. Look at my ultra-extreme Reaper Missile!"
Before she finished speaking, Jinx pointed the bazooka at Yasuo's head.
"Your Reaper Missile has been released just now." Yasuo said lightly, not paying attention at all.
"That's right? The Reaper missile just now was just a fake bomb to scare the woman in the hat. I didn't expect that stupid woman in the hat to really believe it." Jinx laughed.
Then Yasuo still didn't care, and the hand holding the sword remained motionless.
Jinx was a little surprised when she saw this, and said threateningly: "Ha, aren't you afraid? I really fired, I really fired, I really fired..."
"You can't scare me, and I won't be afraid if you shoot. Because..."
Yasuo said calmly: "I am less afraid of death than you, and I have no need to live."
"Bragging you, ugly man." Jinx turned hard, and immediately pulled the trigger of the bazooka, and the shark-head-shaped missile shot out instantly with huge momentum.
Seeing this, Yasuo just raised his left hand. It seemed that the movement was very slow, but he firmly grasped the super-extreme level death missile, and then squeezed the missile hard with his fingers.
Jinx opened her eyes wide, obviously surprised but not frightened, and asked, "How did you do that?"
Yasuo didn't speak, and lightly tapped Jinx on the back of the head with his sword, knocking Jinx unconscious, then looked at the way Jinx came from, saw Riven from a distance, turned and left, and disappeared into the street in the blink of an eye.
……
Riven suddenly regretted doing it, because Jinx was indeed elusive.It's not that Riven is afraid of difficulties, it's just that Riven has business to do now, so she really doesn't have much time to waste.
It's just that Riven just wanted to give up on not being a bird again, when Riven suddenly saw a blue-haired girl lying on the ground in the distance.
"That's... Jinx?" Riven was a little surprised, and went to check and found that it was Jinx.
Riven didn't know why Jinx fainted here, but Riven knew this was a good chance to catch Jinx.
Riven didn't tie Jinx either, but put Jinx's light machine gun, bazooka, electromagnetic gun and those grenades into the crystal carrot.
Without these weapons, Jinx is just an ordinary girl at best, posing no threat and impossible to escape.
"Hey Jinx, wake up, wake up." Riven patted Jinx twice.
However, Jinx opened Riven's hand with her hand, then turned around, and muttered, "Don't bother me, Jinx is sleeping. If Jinx gets angry, the consequences will be serious."
Seeing this, Riven caught Tang out, put it on Jinx's face, and said, "Lick her face, lick her face hard."
"Okay, Mom." Don sticks out his tongue, but before he can lick it, Jinx stands up abruptly.
"Okay, you win, I admit defeat." Jinx threw Don back to Riven, and kept wiping her face, obviously frightened.
Riven didn't care, and asked, "Why are you sleeping here?"
"I love to sleep here, I sleep here, Jinx never needs a reason to do things, what can you do?" Jinx said disdainfully.
Riven didn't speak, just pulled Jinx up, and said, "I can't do anything, it's just that you're under arrest."
Jinx was silent.Although Riven didn't tie her up, she had no guns or cannons, so she couldn't escape.
"Ever heard the story of the tortoise and the hare?" Riven asked.
"Of course I have. I admit I was being careless, but what you mean by that is that you want to say..."
Jinx laughed, "Are you that turtle?"
"No. I'm the rabbit."
Riwen said: "I am careless, I don't really want to catch you, but I can catch you."
Jinx said disdainfully, "And then?"
Riven said: "The tortoise and the hare was won by the rabbit. And now I beat you, I caught you."
Jinx didn't want to argue with Riven about the fact that the tortoise won, but she was still so disdainful, and said, "And then? What do you want to say?"
"And then..."
Riven said lightly, "You are that turtle."
Jinx: "..."
(End of this chapter)
"If your original intention was good, you wouldn't be pointing the bazooka at me." Riven said speechlessly, looking at the Reaper missile in the bazooka, she really couldn't think of Jinx's good original intention.
Jinx didn't say anything, just smiled back, bringing the bazooka closer to Riven.
"Well, Mom, I have something to ask you..." Tang suddenly called out.
"Shut up if you have something to say, and let the fart go." Riven said angrily.
Tang looked at the Reaper missile in the bazooka and whispered, "Can I run first?"
Riven didn't say anything, just grabbed Tang and stuffed it back into her chest, then looked at Jinx and said disdainfully: "Fire, brat, I'm not afraid of you."
Jinx didn't speak, just smiled, and then retracted the bazooka, turned around and ran away with two pigtails, doing nothing to Riven.
"I'm crazy, I have a doctor's certificate!" Jinx laughed and disappeared into the street.
Riven really didn't understand, and said, "What exactly does she want to do?"
Tang seemed to understand, and said, "She just wants to scare you."
Riven said, "Why scare me?"
"What can children do if they are scary?"
Tang said: "Mom, why don't you understand the child's mind at all?"
Riven said unhappily: "I know you *Mom*, you don't even look at how old I am."
Tang said, "My mother is you."
Riven was not afraid of Tang's slip of the tongue, and said calmly: "So, I know myself very, very well. But you, you are only a few months old, and your mind is immature. You think about what Jinx wants to do?"
Tang said: "I'm a human being, and I'm a Poro. How could I possibly understand what you humans, such a complex creature, think? I just want to remind your mother, you must know how to put yourself in another place, and use a child's Think about it from a different angle.”
Riven thought for a while, then thought of something, and said, "I see."
Tang became interested and asked, "What is it?"
"perhaps……"
Riven watched Jinx leave that direction, and couldn't help but sigh: "Jinx just wants to play."
"Then mom, I want toys too, I want to play with bazookas."
"Your father only has a bazooka, I don't have it."
Tang was stunned, completely unable to understand what Riven said.
Riven didn't know how to explain, so she simply didn't explain, and chased after her with the broken sword.
……
Jinx rushed all the way, and the escape route was completely in accordance with the law, that is, to rush to the street that is pleasing to the eye, and how to define the street that is pleasing to the eye, Jinx does not know how to define it, Jinx only thinks that she does not need anything. reason.
Bombing all the way, Jinx didn't know that he came to a dead end. Jinx didn't know that he had entered a dead end until he was blocked by the iron wall in front of him.
But Jinx didn't panic, and she never knew what panic was. She looked at the iron wall and said, "Fishbone, do you know what we should do?"
The street was silent, not a single voice answered Jinx.
Instead, Jinx continued, "Hey Fishbone, should we detonate something?"
The street was still quiet.
"Oh... stupid Squib!"
Jinx couldn't help cursing, and then aimed at the iron wall in front of her with a burst of indiscriminate bombardment.
"I hate quiet, super boring, this is the sound I like." Jinx laughed wildly, and instantly accelerated the bombing. In less than two seconds, this seemingly very solid iron wall turned into a pile of scrap iron .
Jinx finally stopped, smiled smugly, and walked over.
"Hey, Fishbone, do you think we can be domineering forever?" Jinx asked suddenly.
Of course, the fishbone bazooka didn't answer.
"Maybe we should settle down and live a peaceful life. Buy a house first and save for retirement," Jinx said again, to the fishbone and to herself.
But Jinx just finished saying this, and immediately laughed and retorted: "Hahaha... I don't want to live such a life, and neither can you with fish bones, because for life, you are just a death machine."
As she said that, Jinx bombarded her indiscriminately again, and finally crossed the iron wall.
Just after passing the iron wall, Jinx felt a cold neck, and stopped immediately.
That piece of coldness came from a sword, no, to be precise, it came from the scabbard.
The scabbard wasn't sharp at all, but Jinx didn't doubt that it could cut off her head.
But Jinx was still smiling, not afraid at all, looked over to the scabbard, and immediately saw a man wearing a bone mask, scarlet light armor, and bloody hair.
The man's blood red eyes were also looking at her.
"Hahaha, your clothes are so ugly, even Ike is ugly." Jinx laughed at this, not caring that Yasuo's sword was still on her neck.
Seeing this, Yasuo said indifferently: "Aren't you afraid? As long as I move, you can go to see Karthus."
Jinx still didn't care so much, and laughed wildly: "There is no need to be afraid, and there is no need to live!"
Yasuo was silent for a while, and said lightly: "I don't have the need to kill you."
Jinx said: "Then what are you doing? Why don't you put down the sword quickly?"
Yasuo said; "Someone wants to catch you."
Jinx smiled unscrupulously: "And then? They will never catch me. No one can catch me, and you can't catch me either. Look at my ultra-extreme Reaper Missile!"
Before she finished speaking, Jinx pointed the bazooka at Yasuo's head.
"Your Reaper Missile has been released just now." Yasuo said lightly, not paying attention at all.
"That's right? The Reaper missile just now was just a fake bomb to scare the woman in the hat. I didn't expect that stupid woman in the hat to really believe it." Jinx laughed.
Then Yasuo still didn't care, and the hand holding the sword remained motionless.
Jinx was a little surprised when she saw this, and said threateningly: "Ha, aren't you afraid? I really fired, I really fired, I really fired..."
"You can't scare me, and I won't be afraid if you shoot. Because..."
Yasuo said calmly: "I am less afraid of death than you, and I have no need to live."
"Bragging you, ugly man." Jinx turned hard, and immediately pulled the trigger of the bazooka, and the shark-head-shaped missile shot out instantly with huge momentum.
Seeing this, Yasuo just raised his left hand. It seemed that the movement was very slow, but he firmly grasped the super-extreme level death missile, and then squeezed the missile hard with his fingers.
Jinx opened her eyes wide, obviously surprised but not frightened, and asked, "How did you do that?"
Yasuo didn't speak, and lightly tapped Jinx on the back of the head with his sword, knocking Jinx unconscious, then looked at the way Jinx came from, saw Riven from a distance, turned and left, and disappeared into the street in the blink of an eye.
……
Riven suddenly regretted doing it, because Jinx was indeed elusive.It's not that Riven is afraid of difficulties, it's just that Riven has business to do now, so she really doesn't have much time to waste.
It's just that Riven just wanted to give up on not being a bird again, when Riven suddenly saw a blue-haired girl lying on the ground in the distance.
"That's... Jinx?" Riven was a little surprised, and went to check and found that it was Jinx.
Riven didn't know why Jinx fainted here, but Riven knew this was a good chance to catch Jinx.
Riven didn't tie Jinx either, but put Jinx's light machine gun, bazooka, electromagnetic gun and those grenades into the crystal carrot.
Without these weapons, Jinx is just an ordinary girl at best, posing no threat and impossible to escape.
"Hey Jinx, wake up, wake up." Riven patted Jinx twice.
However, Jinx opened Riven's hand with her hand, then turned around, and muttered, "Don't bother me, Jinx is sleeping. If Jinx gets angry, the consequences will be serious."
Seeing this, Riven caught Tang out, put it on Jinx's face, and said, "Lick her face, lick her face hard."
"Okay, Mom." Don sticks out his tongue, but before he can lick it, Jinx stands up abruptly.
"Okay, you win, I admit defeat." Jinx threw Don back to Riven, and kept wiping her face, obviously frightened.
Riven didn't care, and asked, "Why are you sleeping here?"
"I love to sleep here, I sleep here, Jinx never needs a reason to do things, what can you do?" Jinx said disdainfully.
Riven didn't speak, just pulled Jinx up, and said, "I can't do anything, it's just that you're under arrest."
Jinx was silent.Although Riven didn't tie her up, she had no guns or cannons, so she couldn't escape.
"Ever heard the story of the tortoise and the hare?" Riven asked.
"Of course I have. I admit I was being careless, but what you mean by that is that you want to say..."
Jinx laughed, "Are you that turtle?"
"No. I'm the rabbit."
Riwen said: "I am careless, I don't really want to catch you, but I can catch you."
Jinx said disdainfully, "And then?"
Riven said: "The tortoise and the hare was won by the rabbit. And now I beat you, I caught you."
Jinx didn't want to argue with Riven about the fact that the tortoise won, but she was still so disdainful, and said, "And then? What do you want to say?"
"And then..."
Riven said lightly, "You are that turtle."
Jinx: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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