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Chapter 10 Captain's Baked Potatoes

Chapter 10 Captain's Baked Potatoes
Wang Dahao swayed roughly, and led a dozen or so guerrillas. When he was running, shaking his head and kicking his knees, suddenly a sound came from his body, and the system couldn't make a sound...

"Watch... Congratulations to the host, you have completed the task of breaking out of the encirclement of the little devils, and you will be rewarded with [-] baked potatoes. Because the host performed well in the task, and the battle was also very beautiful, I will give you an extra ham sausage as a reward..."

As soon as the sound of the system's words fell, Wang Dahao stared at the big eyes, and suddenly felt that the pants were bulging and heavy in the pockets of his clothes, and he had to lift them every few steps. There was also hot air from inside that scalded the skin of the flesh, and the pain was so hot that Wang Dahao grinned his teeth, cursed and screamed...

"Damn it! It's such a cheating system! The little devil is robbing me behind my ass, and you fucking rewarded me with twenty baked potatoes to slow me down. You really want to play my king to death..."

"Master host completed the mission to explode the food. This system follows the basic rules and procedures. You are rewarded with twenty baked potatoes, and you are so anxious and unhappy. You are so fucking hard to serve, Mr. Wang. The system Very angry, the consequences will be serious, half of the reward will be confiscated..."

"Grandma Xiong is really here to cheat my father. I have a heavy potato in my pocket and lift up my trousers. I have been running for a long time next to the ironing. If you **** say confiscated, I will confiscate it. I tell you that the ham sausage must be given to me. Leave…"

"Thank you, Master Host, for reminding me that this system almost forgot that there is a ham sausage..."

"Don't touch me's ham sausages, you're a fucking idiot, I don't have time to deal with your cheating system now..."

"Hey... Master host, hurry up and run, don't let the little devil grab you and hit your ass, this noble food system will take a nap first, please..."

"It's so fucking annoying, I will unload your cheating system from your body one day..."

"Haha... the host is a gentleman, a word is hard to follow, remember not to talk like fart, the system is waiting for this day to come..."

"Damn it! This cheating system is really hateful. If it were in a TV novel, it would definitely not survive the second episode. Maybe the first episode would be killed by the main character..."

Wang Dahao wobbled around and ran into the woods with his trousers in his hands, while on the other side he was yelling and swearing. A dozen or so guerrillas followed closely behind Wang Dahao's buttocks. Floating over, there is a burst of smoky, smoky baked potato taste...

"The captain's head might have been blown out of his head by the little devil, and he started talking to himself again, yelling and cursing..."

"Liu Er is stunned, what do you mean, kid? I always want the captain to become a fool. If the captain is stupid, it's as if your kid can become the captain..."

"Pull your mother's bow-legged ass, I, Liu Erleng, care about the captain, when did you think that the captain would become a fool, you boy should not be in the middle of the mud, and provoke the relationship between me and the captain, I, Liu Erleng, belonged to the captain , Death is the captain's fault, in this life, I will be a little devil with Captain Ding..."

"Damn it, don't make any noise, do you smell a baked potato..."

"I've smelled it a long time ago, it's so fucking fragrant..."

"The smell of baked potatoes seems to come from the captain..."

A dozen or so members of the guerrilla team were running behind Wang Dahao's buttocks, sniffing the smell of baked potatoes, saliva swirling back and forth in their mouths, and their stomachs were gurgling non-stop. After the order from the organization, I didn't have enough food for a day and two nights, and I was so hungry that my chest was stuck to my back...

"Captain, why do you smell like baked potatoes..."

Wang Dahao stared at her big eyes, grinned and shouted in a low voice...

"Grandma bear! All of you guys are dog-nosed, you can smell baked potatoes panting in my pocket, and the little devil is following behind his ass, and you still want to eat them at any time, wait Get rid of the devils behind me, and I will distribute baked potatoes to my brothers..."

A dozen or so members of the guerrilla team, when they heard Wang Dahao say to get rid of the devils and distribute baked potatoes to eat, they jumped up and down with full horsepower, shaking their bodies back and forth and yelling, and they all overtook Wang who was at the forefront. large…

"Thank you captain baked potatoes..."

"Brothers, hurry up and run! Get rid of the devil captain and send us baked potatoes."

"Have baked potatoes..."

Wang Dahao swayed back and forth in a large grid, holding trousers in his hands and striding in all directions, running behind the buttocks of a dozen people, panting and cursing...

"Damn it! When you guys hear about eating, each of you runs faster than a rabbit, wait for me..."

"Da da da…"

Dozens of little devils bowed their waists and walked with short legs, stopping every few steps, holding guns and shooting into the woods. When the devils were about to rush into the woods, two devils behind them waved their hands and ran up. He jumped down, stretched his neck and shouted...

"The imperial army stopped and couldn't chase anymore, be careful of being ambushed by Tuba Road..."

Ono Kameda stopped in his tracks, turned his head and slapped his hand down, slapped the second devil Qiao Hei on the face, stretched his short and thick neck, and yelled a few times...

"Bagaya Road..."

"Why are you called the Imperial Army, stop chasing the Eight Routes..."

The second devil stared at his small eyeballs, rubbed his face with his hands and squeezed his nose tightly, looking aggrieved, and whispered back...

"Major Ono Kameda, the imperial army is not familiar with the terrain of the mountains and forests. If they pursue rashly, they will definitely be ambushed by the Tuba Route. Besides, the Eight Routes guerrillas are very good at fighting in the mountains and forests. Once they enter the mountains and forests, they feel like they are at home. Mu is very familiar with it like the palm of his hand..."

"Yoxi! You are very smart, and you are very loyal to the imperial army..."

"All stop chasing..."

Dozens of little devils held their guns in both hands, bowed their waists and stopped chasing immediately. They stood in a row by the edge of the woods, and fired indiscriminately towards the woods...

"Da da da…"

Wang Dahao led a dozen or so guerrillas through the small hills and woods, and ran for more than an hour. At this time, the sky was dimly lit. He hid in the dry grass on the hillside and observed for more than ten minutes. The devils behind him did not come after him. Only now did the dozen or so people breathe a sigh of relief, and each of them was weak, lying sprawled on the withered grass, and it took more than half an hour before they had any strength.

Wang Dahao leaned on an old tree, and took out ten baked potatoes from his trouser pocket. They were so hot that they burned the skin of the meat, but now they are icy cold, the size of a potato in the palm of his hand, which is only about as big as an egg. After a circle, I was nagging in a bad mood...

"Grandma bear! This system is really here to cheat the father. Rewarding such a small amount of potatoes is of no use. It's not enough for me to stop my teeth. As a result, I was chased by the little devil until dawn with my pants..."

A dozen or so members of the guerrilla team fell to the side, all staring at the baked potato in Wang Dahao's hand, without blinking their eyelids. Gollum can't stop...

"Captain, the little devils have been dumped, when will we distribute baked potatoes to the brothers!"

Wang Dahao stared at her big eyes, grinned and replied angrily...

"What are you guys so anxious about? I can still renege on my debts! They are all useless bears, thinking about eating in their heads, and they all sit there and wait for the fuck. I will count the people and report the number, press The heads have been allocated, and I'm sending them to you bastards..."

"Li Erdan, Zhao Fatty, Liu Erleng, Zhang San, Sun Xiaobao..."

"To..."

Wang Dahao stared at the big eyes, counted twelve people, and added thirteen of himself, a total of ten small potatoes is not enough, grinning and shouting...

"You crap, the system is still sleeping late. The sun is shining on your ass. Wake me up. Just ten fucking little potatoes are not enough for thirteen people. Quickly conjure up a few more for me. No matter what!" Each person has a potato!"

"Master host, you start stretching your neck and screaming early in the morning, so you can't stop and talk properly. You are a cheating system, you are really a mountain villager who can't be taught..."

"Damn it! What are you making a fuss about with the system? I just want three baked potatoes from you, so you can just tell me not to give it to you! Don't be a bitch, it's useless..."

"Master host, you call me father and mother and ask others to do things like this. If you want potatoes to give you, you have to apologize to the system first, and you are not allowed to call me a cheating system in the future, and you must respect the system when speaking to the system..."

Wang Dahao stared at her big eyes, blushing with anger and having a thick neck. In order to satisfy the brothers to eat a baked potato, she had to bow her head and apologize to the cheating system. The old saying is true, people have to live under the eaves bow...

"Hey... I apologize to you boy..."

"Master host, the first thing you say when you apologize to others is Lao Tzu! If you, Mr. Wang, don't apologize sincerely, the system won't force you. If you want baked potatoes, don't talk about it..."

"Why are you so impatient, old man... you've been talking about baldness again. I, Wang Dahao, sincerely apologize to you kid from the noble food system, and promise to stop calling you a cheating system, and stop calling you father and mother..."

"The host is very good, this system accepts your apology, rewards you sixteen baked potatoes, and gives two baked potatoes to the guerrilla brothers, and returns the confiscated ham sausage to the host..."

Wang Dahao stared at her big round eyes. When she saw a hot baked potato and a thick ham sausage in her arms, she was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth...

"Haha...Your boy is quite generous this time, it's interesting..."

"Li Erdan, you boy, come here and distribute baked potatoes to the brothers..."

"It's the captain..."

Li Erdan held the hot baked potatoes in his arms, drooling, and distributed the baked potatoes one by one...

A dozen or so members of the guerrilla team held baked potatoes in their hands, opened their mouths and took a bite of a small potato, chewed a few mouthfuls and swallowed it. Suddenly, there was a warm feeling in their stomachs, and their bodies also warmed up...

"Captain's baked potatoes are so fucking delicious, but they are too small to fit between the teeth. Are there any baked potatoes..."

"You've lost all your teeth, kid! There will be gaps between your teeth the size of potatoes. Besides, I'm not good at growing potatoes. It's enough to make you fat. If you still want to eat my baked potatoes, Just kill a few more little devils..."

"The captain rewards a baked potato for killing a devil..."

"Hey... You kid is not afraid of flashing your tongue when you speak big words, and the little devil is not an idiot. Standing and letting your kid hold the gun, don't keep thinking about eating in his mother's head, cheer up and pay attention to me. If there is any movement around, if the little devil touches it from the bottom of the hill, he won't know..."

"It's the captain..."

(End of this chapter)

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