Bring a system to fight against Japan

Chapter 288
Li Erdan bent over and pouted to clean the battlefield, lowered his head and pouted Qiao Hei's cheeky gills, chattering in a low voice with his mouth curled up...

"The captain is becoming more and more unreasonable. He didn't ask me to fire the cannon. Now it's time to complain and I've turned the devil general into cannon fodder. Comrade Wang Qin is right. The captain is moody and moody. He is a dog who barks his teeth at every turn. bite..."

Holding the Devil General's knife in his hand, Wang Dahao swayed to the back of Li Erdan's buttocks. Seeing that the kid was scolding himself with his head down, he raised his leg and kicked his ass with all his strength. Followed the strength and rushed forward, plopped and fell to the ground, grinning and spitting out a few mouthfuls of dirt, hurriedly got up and shouted...

"Who the hell kicked me..." Li Erdan turned around and stared at Wang Dahao, and swallowed the words abruptly...

"Captain, why are you kicking my ass!"

"Hey, you kid has a good temper now, dare to scold me, it's been a long time since you've been tickled."

"Captain, if you lend me a hundred guts, I won't scold you!"

"I even caught you, but your mother-in-law refused to admit it."

"The captain will spare me this time! I will never dare to scold you again next time."

"Li Erdan, what kind of person are you kid? It’s not that I’m scolding Lao Tzu behind my back every day...” When Wang Dahao was cursing his face in a hurry, Fatty Zhao ran up the hillside with his back on his back, laughing out of breath and shouting...

"Captain, captain..."

"What are you panicking about, kid? The sky hasn't fallen."

"Captain, we captured two tanks from the devil just now."

"What? Tank, motherfucker, you are capable. When I go back, I will reward you with a catty of roasted sweet potatoes and two barrels of canned beef."

"Hey...Thank you Captain."

"Don't be so cheeky, hurry up and take me to see Devil Tank."

"Yes…"

Wang Dahao, Qiao Hei, with a round melon face, had a happy face, and followed Fatty Zhao's buttocks and walked down the hillside. A hundred or so people were bending over and poking their buttocks to clean the battlefield. When they heard that the two tanks of the Devils had been captured, they were all very happy and wanted to go and see them. Eye-opening, the hula-la crowd ran down the mountain, leaving Li Erdan alone, standing on the hillside with his head drooping, sighing and walking down the mountain with the team.

Two tanks stopped on the road one after the other, surrounded by hundreds of people, and some climbed on the roof of the tank. The big-armed, round-shaped lattice squeezed in from the crowd, and waved his palms to pat Tank's steel body grinned and said...

"Hey, this big guy is really a good thing. Our guerrillas are going to be equipped with tanks to fight, and we see the little devil walking sideways."

"Captain, even if we have tanks, no one will drive them."

"Yeah! The devil tank is in our hands, it's no different from scrap metal."

"Damn, what can't be driven away? I'll let you boys take a good look at it today. What's the little devil's tank?"

"Captain, can you drive a tank?"

"As the saying goes, if you haven't eaten pork, haven't you seen a pig go?"

"Get out of the way for me. I get in the cart and drive the donkey for the first time. Don't hurt the brothers again. Damn, don't watch and stay away." After Wang Dahao shouted a few times, hundreds of people Hulala stepped back tens of meters.

Wang Dahao rolled up his sleeves with both hands, clambered up to the roof of the tank, stared at the soldiers surrounding him and shouted...

"Get back and make way. If I can't stop the car, I will hit you again." Hundreds of people ran to the hillsides on both sides, staring at the tank with their heads up and their chests up. A word of chatter...

"Captain, can you do it?"

"I'll talk about it later, whether it's the mule or the horse that will be pulled out first."

After Wang Dahao yelled a few times at the top of his voice, he lifted the iron cover and jumped in. He came to the driver's seat of the tank and sat on his buttocks. Fatty Zhao and Liu Erlen also jumped off.

Wang Dahao pretended to start the fire, moved the operating lever back and forth, the tank rumbled and vibrated, and the turret turned back and forth for a few half circles. After a while, the tank did not move at all. He stared at the bridge with wide eyes, and did not study to understand why. Can't drive.

Liu Er Leng stepped forward with a playful smile and said, "Captain, you can't do it either! Why don't you let us try it?"

"Hey, I can't even drive away, you can do it with your stupid head, go and stand behind and watch, don't disturb me driving the tank." The two people looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes, standing It stopped behind.

Wang Dahao grinned his face in a hurry, waved his hand and tapped the button on the bridge, and when the fort outside was turning back and forth, a shell shot out, hitting an old tree on the hillside, booming With a loud bang, flames exploded, and the tree trunk snapped and fell down. The soldiers onlookers scattered in fright, each and every one was terrified. , the hula-la crowd ran hundreds of meters away to watch...

"The captain learned to fire the cannon before the tank drove away. It was only a dozen meters away from the suspension just now."

"Yeah! Didn't die on the battlefield, let the captain fire again."

"Let's stay away! I don't think the captain knows how to drive a tank at all. I don't know what noise it will make after a while."

"Your boy is right, the rest of us are still hiding at the back."

Sitting in front of the bridge, Wang Dahao grinned and said...

"Hey, it's so fucking cool! I learned how to fire a cannon, and it's only a small step away from this big guy."

Fatty Zhao and Liu Er stared blankly, and stood at the back timidly, with cold sweat dripping from their foreheads, wondering what the captain would come up with next.

Wang Dahao's round melon face showed a smug smile, he swung his hand down and touched a joystick, and moved his hand up and down a few times, the tank shook and moved forward slowly...

"Hey, I finally drove this big guy away." The two people behind them squeezed their palms and finally let out a sigh of relief.

"The captain is amazing, teach us how to drive tanks."

"Haha, driving a tank is not difficult, it's no different from driving a tractor."

"The captain is a tractor! Why haven't I heard of it before?"

"The earth tractor is similar to the devil's green pickup truck. They all run on the ground."

"Captain, you know a lot! Why didn't I find out before."

"I'm hiding it so I can let you bastards see it."

Wang dahao drove the tank dangling for several hundred years, and then he moved the operating lever in front of the seat and stopped slowly. La surrounded the past and shouted...

"Captain, you also teach us how to drive tanks."

"Brothers, don't worry, I will teach you how to drive tanks. Remember to learn it for me. Our military division guerrillas will set up a tank combat brigade in the future. Whoever can drive a tank well and shoot accurately, I will seal him as a Captain."

"Captain, we must learn how to drive tanks..."

Sitting on the roof of the tank with his buttocks, Wang Dahao moved his hands back and forth and began to shout in vain. Hundreds of people stood around the bottom, waving their hands and clapping their hands...

"Clap clap..."

(End of this chapter)