I took the emperor

Chapter 23 You are more hateful than a robber!
Hearing Xie Lang's words, Li Tianba's face was completely blackened, but he didn't dare to refute, because he really couldn't afford to mess with this guy.

Think about it carefully, even a ladyboy is so powerful, let alone this lunatic in front of him?
"Brother, even though I'm a robber, I don't have the idea of ​​playing with other people's shoes... Can you be reasonable, or I can wear them if you don't give me a pair of shoes..."

In this weather of several degrees below zero, Li Tianba stood on the ground with bare feet, wearing only a pair of big underpants, and trembling all the time while talking, no wonder he wasn't cold.

However, Xie Lang would definitely not give it.

After all, the shoes that Xie Lang changed just now are the king-quality boots used by the Emperor, and they are called - Chasing Clouds and Chasing Lightning!

Endurance and agility, a full double plus 100!

It's just that Xie Lang's rank is not enough, so the attribute has no effect on him, and he doesn't even keep warm, so of course he won't give it.

Xie Lang shook the small fan of thorns with his left hand, and said slowly: "Brother, you are a robber, and a robber must have the spirit of a robber. Can you show the professionalism of a robber and resist?"

"Brother, you are the real big brother! I'm not stupid, I know I can't beat you, I swear, I will never dare to come out to rob again, please treat me as a fart, let me go." Li Tianba squatted Lowering down, Xie Lang's ears were almost twisted off.

If it weren't for the fact that there were so many younger brothers present, he would probably have knelt down and begged for mercy.

"Hey."

Xie Lang had a lot of resentment, "I also said that you can resist a little bit, then I took out my 40-meter long knife and prepared to let you run 39 meters first, but you all didn't follow the routine. Card?"

Xie Lang originally planned to show his personal strength and blind the eyes of this group of Glory Academy disciples, but he just refused to give him the chance. (I believe you ghost, you are a war scum, not relying on someone Tang Ziqi, can you pretend to be a tiger?)

Hearing Xie Lang's words, the bandits lay on the ground crying and howling.

If this scene were to be seen by some passers-by, they would definitely be dumbfounded on the spot. .

A man about 24 or [-] years old actually stopped a group of bandit leaders from robbing him, and he was so frightened that he cried before he even made a move.

If you didn't see it with your own eyes, who the hell would believe it?

After seeing the robber being subdued by Xie Lang, a junior sister from the Glory Academy took out the hemostatic medicine stored in the system space and applied it to the senior brother who had been shot.

"Two big brothers, thank you very much today." The junior sister stepped forward and thanked Xie Lang and Tang Ziqi successively.

Xie Lang ignored the other party, turned to the others with a contemptuous expression, and asked, "Are you all disciples of the Glory Academy?"

"Yes, brother, what can I do for you?"

"There are so many people, even a few bandits can't deal with them, and they still have the face to stay in the Glory Academy? They are all worthless!"

Xie Lang pointed at everyone and scolded, "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just flattering you when you say waste wood. At least waste wood can be used as firewood, but what about you? Seeing that your companion is injured, you don't even dare to fart. In the end, you A girl stood up, do you have any face? Answer me, where is your face?"

Being scolded by Xie Lang so much, those people felt very uncomfortable, and their faces were even more dull.

Although they are upset, what can they do?This is a fact.

"Hey, unfortunately, I also heard that your Glory Academy only accepts gifted students. I think it's a bunch of hot chickens!"

A group of spicy chickens! !

Spicy chicken! ! !

Xie Lang spoke in a particularly loud voice without showing any sympathy.

The phrase spicy chicken is very harsh.

Seeing that everyone at the scene was shocked by him, Xie Lang knew that the time was ripe!

That's right, it's time to show your real "strength"!

"Ahem, I'm sorry, I was a bit harsh just now, so I asked you, do you want to counterattack? Do you want to reach the pinnacle of life, improve your own strength, and marry sister Fairy? If you want, please join my big sword Lingpai, be my good junior brother, senior brother, I will teach you how to counterattack, and mother no longer has to worry about me being bullied by robbers."

"Ah? Really? Brother, do you need money to join the Sword Spirit Sect?"

"Brother, are you really willing to teach us how to counterattack and teach us how to fight?"

"Everyone listen to me first. If you want to join my Great Sword Spirit Sect, you must first have a church fee. Of course, the membership fee is not expensive, not ninety-nine thousand eight, nor nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight, only five thousand sky blue coins , Take home the title of Sword Spirit Disciple! 98 yuan, you can’t be fooled, and you can’t buy it to lose money, but you can be a disciple of our Sword Spirit Sect. Do you think it’s very profitable to have me, a good brother with the strongest platinum? "

"Pfft, hahahaha."

Tang Ziqi at the side couldn't hold back her laughter when she heard Xie Lang's words.

Can you dare to think of such a big move before, just to brainwash these people, and then poach the corner of Glory Academy? ?Bringing two sects into conflict?

This Xie Lang is really too funny.

Seeing that everyone was silent again, Xie Lang said earnestly: "

"Hey, you don't even look at it. You waste your parents' hard-earned money and go to the Glory Academy. After coming out to practice, you can't even deal with a few robbers. Why don't you take 5000 yuan to join our Sword Spirit Sect, and use the rest of the money to pick up girls? , doesn't the girl smell good?"

Xie Lang is brainwashing.

But when everyone heard that they had to pay the dues, no one asked any more.

"Fuck?"

"I'd rather spend hundreds of thousands to attend the Glory Academy than spend 5000 yuan for a counterattack? (Buy a lesson?)"

"Do you have to force me to come up with a trick?"

Seeing that he was too weak, Xie Lang simply walked over and ransacked all the treasures of the disciples of the Glory Academy.

"You... you dare to rob us?"

"Bastard, you are more hateful than a robber!"

As soon as this guy finished speaking, Xie Lang grabbed one of his hands and lifted the other's ear.

The disciple was so frightened that he cried and howled, "You...what do you want? Let me tell you... If you dare to kill me, our Glory Academy will definitely wipe out your Sword Spirit Sect!" Before he finished speaking, Xie Lang had already slapped him. past.

"I told you all the fuck, even if people from the Dungeon Mansion come and offend our Sword Spirit Sect, they will die."

Now, it was the gangsters' turn to be dumbfounded.

This... what's the situation?

Didn't this kid come to rescue them? Why did he even beat them together?

Li Tianba couldn't laugh or cry.

Xie Lang continued to speak, "I'm telling you, I'm not bragging. Last time, my senior brother did two tricks with Renhuang, and he beat Renhuang until he didn't even know his parents. With your mere Glory Academy, Want to level our Sword Spirit Sect? With all due respect, you are not worthy of hearing the farts of my brother Wei Wushuang, he can level your academy with a single fart."

"Hahahahaha, hiccup~~~" Tang Ziqi laughed out loud.

(End of this chapter)