I took the emperor

Chapter 79 Do You Want A Husband?

"What can I do, but you, didn't you pee your pants in fright?"

It seemed that Xie Lang was as stable as an old dog on the surface, but he was panicking inside.

"what?"

At this time, Tang Ziqimei's eyes suddenly widened, she pointed at Xie Lang's crotch, and said in shock, "Brother Lang, you...why did you pee your pants in fright?'
"You're talking nonsense... I... How can I have it?"

Xie Lang blushed and looked down at his crotch.

"Smelly woman, how dare you play tricks on me?" Xie Lang realized that it was Tang Ziqi who was playing tricks on him.

"Slightly slightly slightly... If you're scared, just say it, I won't laugh at you." Tang Ziqi made a face at Xie Lang, and stuck out her tongue.

It is undeniable that a girl who is both good-looking and cute is fatal to any man.

Especially girls like Tang Ziqi.

Family background, perfect!
Looks, perfect!
Personality, can be lolita, cute, sister-in-law, or mature.

It seems that apart from being a little stubborn and willful, there are no other shortcomings.

Xie Lang looked Tang Ziqi up and down, and suddenly praised: "Ziqi, you have a really good figure. If you wear black stockings and high heels, you will definitely be more beautiful."

"black stockings?"

"Yes, it's the kind worn on the legs."

Tang Ziqi snorted and said, "Take it as if I haven't worn it. I used to wear it often, but it felt uncomfortable on my legs, so I didn't wear it."

Depend on!
Wear it often.

Why didn't you wear it when you met Lao Tzu?
Xie Lang chuckled, and said again:

"Ziqi, let me tell you this. In our hometown, girls usually wear bikinis when they go to the beach; for example, when girls sleep, they will change into black lace suspenders; Girls are better developed in all aspects, you must remember that you must never wear pajamas and pajama pants, it is easy to sag."

When Tang Ziqi heard this, her face turned red for no reason, and she spat lightly: "Shameless, do you want me to talk about those clothes that are so transparent?"

"No way, I'm teaching you how to maintain your health! And those high heels, are you 168 now? Put on the high heels, this will support your figure and make your legs straighter!"

Xie Lang spoke nonsense in a serious manner.

After all, don't you want to see people wearing black stockings?
"Oh, brother Lang, I still say the same thing, as long as you can handle my dad, I'll take care of you."

"Hey, absolutely no problem, this matter is on me!"

Xie Lang patted himself on the stomach and assured him.

In order to see Tang Ziqi in modern clothes, Xie Lang decided to fight.

This place is hundreds of kilometers away from Junyang City, and there will be several post stations and two cities passing by.

When it was midnight, the two found a post and rested overnight.

Early the next morning, Xie Lang bought some supplies and two horses, and started to dawdle on his way again.

If Tang Ziqi hadn't said that she was too tired from walking, Xie Lang wouldn't even plan to buy a horse.

Of course, most people must not understand Xie Lang's dawdling behavior.

This is about whether a man will flirt with a girl.

For example, if you travel through time and meet a beautiful woman, they ask you to protect her and send her home.

Now there are two questions before you:
1: You get teleportation, send her home in one second, then go home and play Yasuo.

2: Take her home slowly with your feet, and then create some crises on the way, such as encountering some robbers, and come to a hero to save the beauty from time to time, and then slowly fall in love with each other and inherit her family property.

No need to ask, kids say Yasuo is fun, so I choose one and decide to teleport my girlfriend home and play Yasuo at home.

For an adult like Xie Lang, he has to choose the second one. Doesn't she look good with a beautiful woman?

"No, before going to Junyang City, I must be promoted to the gold rank, otherwise my strength will definitely be exposed."

Xie Lang was riding a horse, sitting on it and muttering.

"Ok?"

At this moment, a fly buzzed around in front of Xie Lang's eyes, which disturbed him very much.

The next moment, Xie Lang raised his hand and slapped the fly on his face, causing a cloud of blood to spurt out.

"Damn, it's disgusting!"

Xie Lang just finished cursing.

"Ding."

A system message is coming.

Congratulations to the player "Xie Lang" for killing bloodthirsty flies, experience reward 1 point!
Yo, a fly with a little experience? ?

Ok?
Xie Lang had an idea, and seemed to think of something:
In this way, if I find a place where there are many monsters, I will consume another 1000 experience points and use the shaking fruit ability to force a wave of mobs?

In case of encountering a BOSS, let alone whether it will explode or not, wouldn't the experience increase wildly?

No no no!

If there are warriors practicing there, wouldn't those people also suffer?
Bah, these people dare to practice in the wild, they must have the strength to stand by them, and they will not die for a while.

That's right!

Friends who die poor and never die, Amitabha!
If I was accidentally injured by Lao Tzu, fellow Taoists, I'm sorry!
After getting off the horse, Xie Lang handed the rope to Tang Ziqi, laughed and said:

"Ziqi... Do you want a husband or not... As long as you open a golden mouth, I will send it to you later."

"What do you want??"

"Are you going to give your father some dowry?"

When Tang Ziqi heard it, she was overjoyed instantly, "Really?"

"Yes, wait for me for 5 minutes!"

"call!"

Immediately, Xie Lang took a deep breath, then searched for a large canyon in front of him, raised his right fist, and with a thought, he burst into anger - drink!

wow.

Suddenly, an unprecedented shock force spread directly from the air to the ground, to the Grand Canyon ahead.

Boom! !

With Tang Ziqi's stunned expression, the power of the shock spread all the way to the canyon ahead.

Immediately afterwards, the mountain body of the Grand Canyon began to shake continuously, and the entire mountain peak was crumbling.

The warriors who were training in the canyon immediately reacted.

"Damn it, is there an earthquake?"

"Isn't this a coincidence, I just came here to move bricks, beat monsters and exploded some equipment, and wanted to exchange some money for girls, but in the end there was an earthquake?"

"Mom, run, there's an earthquake."

"Damn it, the 8 people in my team fought for several hours, only to beat this boss with 500 blood points left, why did an earthquake happen? I'll fuck your mother."

The warriors who had experienced in the canyon used their swords one after another and fled.

Some guys even killed the monsters, and didn't dare to pick up the treasures if they exploded, and only cared about running for their lives.

And on Xie Lang's side.

ding~~
The voices of countless experience increases rang out one after another!
1 point, 10 points, 100, 500...

The experience continued to increase rapidly, and a large number of treasures burst out, blinding the eyes of those warriors.

Seeing this scene, there was only one question in the minds of those warriors:
Cao Nima, what's the matter?
How can the monsters killed by the earthquake explode their equipment?
Damn, if I'm not wrong, someone must be here to start a group method, to gain experience and treasure!
I'll do it, labor and management want to report, this forced the plug-in!
(End of this chapter)