I took the emperor

Chapter 83 Happy Pie!
After pushing his bald head, Xie Lang was escorted out of the barber shop surrounded by many beauties.

What is speechless is that before Xie Lang left, the beautiful barber actually confiscated his money?

That's right!

Not only confiscated the kid's money, but even posted thousands of dollars to Xie Lang, saying that he wanted to take a photo with him, get a photo of his head, put it on the signboard of the shop, and use his image to advertise their barbershop.

Xie Lang was naturally very happy to take photos with everyone and leave photos.

"Hey, if this person is handsome, you will know how active girls are."

"The protagonists in other people's novels are either mediocre or useless."

"After my time travelling, I came up as a high-ranking and powerful Emperor, and the most beautiful man in the Tianlan Continent~ It's really hard for me, even if I want to be ridiculed."

Standing at the gate of the barber shop, Xie Lang took out a cigarette and lit it for himself, sighing deeply.

As the sun set, the sun shone on Xie Lang's shiny bald head, like a mirror, blinding the eyes of every passerby.

Tang Ziqi on the side had an unlovely expression on her face.

Mainly it's too embarrassing.

She wished she could find a hole in the ground and get down, but Xie Lang's elbow held her arm tightly, preventing her from pulling it out.

"Hey, what kind of eyes does this girl have? Why did she follow a bald guy?"

"That's right, can monks find wives these days? I believe in love again."

"Drip~ Didi~~Cao Nima's dead bald head, it's okay to shave some bald head, almost blinded labor and management's eyes and crashed into a car!"

Xie Lang stood coquettishly at the gate of the barber shop, posing in a pose, which caused a lot of ridicule at the scene.

Ding.

"Taunt from Wu Neng, experience +100!"

"From Yang Bo's hundredfold taunt, experience +300!"

"From..."

Continuous improvement of experience.

"Player, player, your rank has been raised to——xuan-level shiny stainless steel!"

"Congratulations to the player "Xie Lang" for getting the reward from the rank, a mysterious gift bag, do you want to open it?"

Several voices of rewards sounded in Xie Lang's mind.

Yo, here comes a mysterious gift package?
"System Dad... I already have Devil Fruit, Jasper Sword, the mental method of stepping forward, Susano, invisible wings, and physical swordsmanship with fire. I beg System Dad to give me another mental method of Shenluo Tianzheng."

With Shenluo Tianzheng, this is not against the sky, is it?
"The player successfully opened the big gift bag!"

"Congratulations to the player "Xie Lang" for obtaining the strongest mind technique in the Glory Academy - [Invincible Shark Mouth Cannon]!
Xie Lang was slightly taken aback, feeling that the name of the mental skill sounded familiar.

"Congratulations to the player "Xie Lang" for obtaining the S-rank ninjutsu—[Thunder Dungeon Kirin]!"

"Congratulations to the player "Xie Lang" for obtaining the super mental technique—[Thundering Gossip]!"

【Thunder Dungeon·Kirin】

【Thunder gossip】

At first glance, Xie Lang was so shocked that he almost fell to the ground.

Xie Lang remembered that [Ray Dun·Kirin] could be Sasuke Uchiha, the S-level ninjutsu used to kill his brother.

[Ray Dun·Kirin]: An extremely powerful and fast ninjutsu, but it can only be used on rainy days and needs to conduct electricity.

"Fucking shit, you need a thunderstorm to use it?"

Looking at other skills, this [Invincible Shark Mouth Cannon]...

"what?"

Isn't this the skill of the short-legged Luban No. [-] in Glory of the King?

[Invincible Shark Mouth Cannon]: Players need to have a rocket launcher to release this skill.

Seeing the introduction of the mental method, Xie Lang immediately cursed, saying, "Fuck, if you didn't fire the bazooka, wouldn't you not be able to use the Invincible Shark Mouth Cannon?? Garbage skills, the appraisal is complete."

Xie Lang continued to look down - [Thundering Gossip]?
What the hell!

Isn't this the skill of Wang Lufei, who wants to become the Pirate King, bah, wants to be the Pirate King, Kaido kills him with a stick?

That's right!

Xie Lang continued to read the introduction:
[Thundering Gossip]: A weapon that needs a mace to activate. After holding a mace, swing a stick, its power is beyond imagination, ranging from splitting mountains and breaking rocks, to cutting the entire sea in half. Cause a huge tsunami!

"Fuck!"

After reading the introduction of the three skills presented in the big gift package, the corner of Xie Lang's mouth twitched fiercely.

The mental methods are all awesome, but all of them need weapons to activate.

Is this too pitiful?

"Brother Lang?"

At this time, Tang Ziqi suddenly whispered beside her: "Brother Lang, let's go quickly."

"Uh…"

Only then did Xie Lang react.

Many people on this pass were pointing at Xie Lang's bald head and discussing in private.

ding~~
All kinds of experience, constantly improving.

He can gain an experience for any unfamiliar face that taunts Xie Lang.

This is more comfortable than fighting monsters and earning experience.

It is comparable to opening a plug-in, automatically killing monsters to gain experience.

Ding!
"Player, player, your rank has been raised to—earth-level shiny stainless steel!"

"Player, player, your rank has been raised to - heaven-level shiny stainless steel, experience 10000/5500!"

With only 4500 experience short, Xie Lang can complete the breakthrough mission again.

Anyway, Xie Lang is shameless, let others ridicule, and earn Lao Tzu's experience!
Tang Ziqi was different, her face was red like a monkey's butt, and she followed closely behind Xie Lang.

Seeing Xie Lang calmly facing the ridicule from everyone, he thought to himself: "Brother Lang is indeed different from ordinary people, facing so much ridicule from everyone, can you bear this?"

This is what a strong psychological quality ah.

She couldn't help admiring Xie Lang again, thinking that she must be a shameless guy like Xie Lang in order to be invincible in the world!
...

Nanzhou City has a small overall area, only half of Yunzhou.

Walking on the road, Xie Lang could see disciples of various sects, collecting advertisements for disciples.

Black Tiger Gang: Possess the most powerful mentality, the black tiger digs out its heart, the crow takes a plane, and the tornado destroys the parking lot.

Goobou Gang: Motto - "Life and death are insignificant, if you don't accept it, do it."The top iron sect in the Sky Blue Continent recruits a lot of iron-headed children and stunned young disciples.Goutou helped disciples fight without asking why, but when?where?who?Fighting does not need to tell the brothers how many people there are, only the time and place are needed.Whether Nanzhou is chaotic or not, all you need to know is that the Gotou Gang has the final say.

Muay Thai: Fighting sect, famous for physical combat.

Iga Ninja School: dedicated and proficient in various ninjutsu.

Blast the Sky Gang!
Sanda pie!
Taekwondo gym!

At the gates of various sects, a few tall, burly warriors, as strong as bulls, were sitting, basking in their muscles and recruiting disciples from all over the world to join the sect.

"Brother bald, I think you look amazing, but you are a unique genius in the sky. Why don't you join my Great Joy faction, maintain peace in the Sky Blue Continent, and carry forward the joy of Landlord Fighting and card skills?"

An old man in a simple gray robe blocked Xie Lang's way and said with narrowed eyes.

"Ok?"

Hearing the old-fashioned introduction, Xie Lang asked, "Do you want money?"

(End of this chapter)