I took the emperor

Chapter 98 This Moon Is Big and Round
At the beginning of the night, Nanzhou is full of people and traffic on the city roads.

In the sky, dungeon warriors riding colorful phoenixes patrolled past from time to time.

At the gate of the Lan Mansion, Xie Lang stood at the gate with a small fan in his hand, with a faint smile on his face, looking indescribably handsome.

The pretty girls passing by the door noticed Xie Lang in a fine attire, and cast their eyes on him one after another, and all kinds of whispers kept coming.

"Wow, this bald head is so handsome, even with a shaved head, he is so handsome..."

"Yeah, so handsome, a really handsome guy, no matter what hairstyle he has, he can't hide his handsomeness."

"Looking at this young man entering and exiting the Lan Mansion, surrounded by the young ladies of the Lan Family, he should be a cousin of the Lan Mansion, right?"

Beside Xie Lang, Tang Ziqi and Lan Ya's two daughters were holding his left and right arms at the same time.

When Tang Ziqi heard the women's comments at the door, she leaned on Xie Lang's shoulder decisively, raised her pretty face, as if announcing to the women passing by the door: This man's name is his own.

Cough!

Forgive me, someone bluntly said that in this situation, I should recite another poem to match my identity!
That's right!

Isn't that how it's written in novels?

Brother also try to see if there is such a feeling.

Xie Lang was very fond of poetry, waved his small fan, stood at the door and said, "Ziqi, Yameier, today I am very fond of poetry, and I want to write a poem for you all."

"What!? Cousin-in-law, you can also compose poetry?" Lan Ya thought Xie Lang was an ordinary man, never thought that he could compose poetry?
"listen!"

Xie Lang said catchily: "Look at this moon, it is big and round, just like the bowl at home, it is big and round!"

puff!
After hearing this, Tang Ziqi almost died on the spot!

This fucking deserves to be called poetry?

Calling poetry is an insult to poetry!

Lan Ya also didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said to herself, "It's better not to ask too much of my cousin-in-law, in fact, he is obviously very good."

Do you think this is over?
No, no, the real performance has just begun!
With a "wow", Xie Lang flicked his right hand, spread out the small fan in his hand, shook it twice, under the eyes of everyone, raised his head, and looked up at the bright moon in the sky:
"The moon is bright in the sky, and the beautiful woman is frost on the ground. Look up at the bright moon, and look down at the girl!"

Ok?
The moon in the sky is bright and the moon is shining, the beauty on the ground is like frost, you can see the moon when you look up, and think of women when you look down?

"It's so wet, no, it's such a poem."

Several men passing by at the scene were shocked when they heard Xie Langyin's poem.

Although this poem is a bit shameless, it sounds very poetic.

Most importantly, it rhymes!
"Bah, what kind of obscene poems, you still raise your head to look at the moon, and lower your head to think about the girl! Shameless." Tang Ziqi yelled from the side.

However, this poem surprised Lan Ya.

Because Xie Lang recited this moment, this scene, and this object in the poem, which is clearly an impromptu poem.

She could tell that Xie Lang should be full of knowledge and talent.

"Cousin-in-law, can I ask you the name of this poem?" Lan Ya asked for advice.

"Jingye...cough." Xie Lang raised the corner of his mouth again, and changed his tune, "This poem calls the moon big and round!"

Xie Lang almost blurted out the three words Jingyesi.

"Hey... After looking at this young master's appearance, I was looking at my own appearance, and I cried."

"I don't agree, why is there such a handsome man in the world? Even a shaved head is more handsome than me!!"

"Slip away, with this guy, the women's eyes and focus are all on him."

Originally there were several gifted scholars, but after hearing that Lan Ya had recovered, they were coming to Lan Ya to visit her.

As a result, seeing Xie Lang's handsome face, everyone's self-confidence was hit, and they all ran home crying.

I wipe?

My TM mentality has collapsed!

Seeing this scene, Xie Lang's mentality immediately collapsed.

Originally, Xie Lang shaved his head to deliberately tease other people's mentality, let them mock him, and gain ridicule experience.

As a result, what is the situation?

"Everyone is praising me for being handsome? My fucking bald head is LOW enough, and I'm handsome too?"

"Hey, it's so annoying, being woken up by Shuai every day, I'm very annoying!"

...

Boom boom boom!
At this moment, the sound of horseshoes came from the corner of the street.

After hearing that the eldest lady of the Lan family had recovered from her injuries, Shen Yumen came riding on his divine horse.

Accompanied by the clatter of horseshoes, Shen Yumen came down and handed a large bouquet of blue enchantresses to Lan Ya, saying, "Ya'er, I heard you like roses. This is the blue rose I found for you." Enchantress, give it to you."

The blue enchantress, also known as the blue rose, is a nobleman among flowers, coquettish and charming, implying commitment.

When Lan Ya heard this, she just gave Shen Yumen a blank look, and ignored him.

During the days when Lan Ya was poisoned, this guy never visited him, and now he heard that he had just recovered from a serious illness, so he came to court him again?

It's no wonder that Lan Ya would talk to him.

Xie Lang sneered at the sidelines, and thought to himself: It seems that the rich young men don't know how to pick up girls, do they?

Stunning and beautiful women like Lan Ya and Tang Ziqi are not short of money. How can you attract them no matter how good the beast you ride and the best things you give?

"So, what should I do?" (The majority of book friends enthusiastically ask questions)

"Today, I, Xie Lang, will show my real skills and teach everyone the best way to pick up girls."

"For example, Tang Ziqi is capable of martial arts. For a woman like this, you have to be strong and subdue her by force. Then create a crisis from time to time, and then step forward to save her, creating a unique sense of security for her , I feel like you can protect her."

"In this way, you can become strong in front of her, and make her feel that she is a weak woman who needs a man's protection. It will make her look at you with admiration, and then she will gradually be unable to leave you."

"Speaking of Lan Ya, from the moment I entered Lan Ya's boudoir, I knew that she was a talented woman who was proficient in everything! Does such a woman need to ask? Of course, in terms of talents in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, she conquered all kinds of talents. she!"

This is called prescribing the right medicine!
If Shen Yumen took out a rare landscape painting right now, it might still attract Lan Ya's attention.

It's a pity that the delivery is flowers!

There's a fart in sending flowers!
LOW's mess. .

At this time, after realizing that Lan Ya's hands were holding the arm of a guy who was more handsome than himself, bah, no, he was actually a monk?
Shen Yumen froze on the spot, of course he knew that Tang Ziqi was Lan Ya's cousin.

But what he never imagined was, how could this pair of beautiful cousins ​​hold the arm of a monk?

"That's not right. Shouldn't monks wear cassocks and chant scriptures to send off Buddha in temples?"

"Look at this kid's attire. He is dressed in white clothes that are more expensive than snow. He looks very valuable. Could it be that this guy has a lot of background?" Shen Yumen thought to himself.

(End of this chapter)