Mantra

Chapter 212 The Curse of Blood Tears

People like this, there are only three situations where the eyes will shed blood and tears.

First, suffering from eye disease, second, fundus shock, retinal rupture, third, under the "curse of tears of blood".

Xian Hongye obviously belongs to the third category, and this "curse" is the latest "black technology" of me, the abbot of the Red Project of Confucius Temple.

Last night, when I was discussing with Xian Hongye, I had already made it clear how to deal with the Great Sage of the Western Paradise.

We know that the best way to defeat the Great Sage of the Western Paradise is not to let the police arrest him, but to discredit him in front of the congregation and lose all his majesty, so that he can be rooted out without leaving any future troubles.

In order to achieve this goal, we obviously cannot rely on "persuasion and education" and "mass work", because these people have been deeply brainwashed, and they will not agree with other modes of thinking except the tricks of the devil.

Therefore, we can only "return to the other body with the way of the other".Also engage in some seemingly mysterious things to make people give in from the heart and agree with us.

This method of bleeding eyes is one of them, and this is also the "curse" I put on Xian Hongye.

The reason why Xian Hongye shed red tears was because I touched the turmeric solution collected by brothers A Mao and Gou last night on his face.

And turmeric, when it encounters a weakly alkaline person, the tears will gradually turn red, and at first glance, it is exactly the same as bleeding.

But having said that, even if Xian Hongye can smear turmeric on his face to make a person shed a lot of tears in an instant, it is not an easy task.

So, I let Xian Hongye put a kind of food called "oil skin bun" in his mouth, so that he could cry at any time.

Dupi buns are also very simple. In fact, they are "wasabi sacs" made with the dried tofu skin that I carry with me and added wasabi sauce.When Xian Hongye needs to cry, she just needs to bite the small oil sac under her tongue and let the mustard irritate her nose, and the tears will naturally flow continuously.

All the materials are wild vegetables and ingredients that can be found at hand, but if they are used in a different place, they can show a "scary" effect and achieve different purposes.

This is the power of the "curse-eating". Of course, it must have caused Xian Hongye a lot of grievances, especially the smell of mustard in his nose. I really dare not think about it.

Previously, Lin Shaosong wanted to take this punishment for Xian Hongye, but unfortunately he is not "psychic" and couldn't stand the "stimulation" of mixing turmeric and mustard, so he became a coward.

Through this incident, I suddenly felt that this Young Master Lin looked down on Chinese food to the point of "heart disease", so that even ordinary turmeric and tofu skin felt disgusting, almost to the point of "crazy".

Just such a person, and we came to the mountainous area of ​​Northwest Guizhou where the eating habits are weird and unpredictable, I really felt wronged him.

At this time, the villagers who saw Xian Hongye's eyes bleeding and tears dared to make a mistake. Before adding Hongye, he called God Buddha several times, knelt down and shouted at the sky. The people were stunned.Even Wang's uninformed roar was dumbfounded, and he couldn't react at all.

At this time, I hurried out to support Xian Hongye, turned around and said to the Great Sage of the Western Heaven: "See, my friend's eyes are bleeding and tears. This is the instruction of God and Buddha. If you are not convinced, you will also shed one for me!" "

The Great Sage of the Western Paradise obviously knows that we are playing tricks and tricks, but now his congregation believe it, even if it is fake, it has become real.

After looking at each other with Bald Dragon, the Great Sage of the Western Paradise waved his hand helplessly and said, "Since it is the instruction of God Buddha, then you go, hurry up!"

I nodded, and hurriedly helped Xian Hongye into the Hall of the King of Medicine.

As soon as the door was closed, Xian Hongye immediately restrained her "saint" expression, she opened her mouth wide, and kept fanning the wind inside.

"Water! Water!" Xian Hongye said, sweat overflowing from his face in an instant.

Looking at her, I felt very heartbroken. Holding a bowl in my hand, I hurriedly asked Sailiu Po ​​for water and sent it to Xian Hongye.

After the two Hongye were killed, they handed me the bowl, smiled brightly at me and said, "How is the performance?!"

I stretched out my thumb and praised without hesitation: "The actress! I want to kneel down for you!"

Hongye heard this, and said with a small mouth: "Then you reward me! I'm hungry, cook for me right away!"

I smiled slightly, and hurriedly took Sailiu Po ​​to the kitchen to cook.

In this way, we took advantage of the meal time and dawdled hard for more than an hour.

When Xian Hongye appeared in front of the Great Sage of the Western Paradise again, the group of people from the Devil's Cult had already collapsed under the scorching sun.Except for a few extremists who were still standing behind the Great Sage of the Western Paradise and carrying flags to support them, the rest of the people were escaping the summer heat under the eaves of the Yaowang Temple.

After "satisfied with wine and food", I looked at the laziness and hunger of those believers, and suddenly felt very satisfied.

The so-called "schadenfreude" I guess is such a meaning!

When I was happy, I shouted to the greasy and sweaty Xitian Great Sage: "Continue to compare! This time we will produce something, you will guess."

After all, the Great Sage of the Western Paradise is the leader of the Demon Cult, and his pretentiousness is top-notch, Xiao is hot as a water hyacinth, but he still stood up unhurriedly, and said to me confidently: "Let the horse come here! Let you experience the Taoism of the leader!"

"It's easy to say!" As I spoke, I took off my coat, and at the same time, I quietly stuffed an apple that I carried with me into it, and threw another bag on the ground.

I pointed to the bag that wrapped the apple and said, "There's something in here, guess what it is?!"

As the competition continued, the members of the Devil's Cult gathered together again, and both sides focused their eyes on the leader of the Devil's Cult, watching him nervously displaying his "seeing eye" ability.

The Great Sage of the Western Paradise suddenly gave a soft drink, and then pulled away his horse stance. His eyes widened, his whole body trembled slightly, and he stuttered like an electric shock. Take a look, and I'll return it to you after reading it."

Just like that, he chanted the mantra, trembling like a shofar wind for a minute or two, two streaks of green smoke suddenly appeared on his bald head, and as the smoke lingered, the Great Sage of the Western Paradise became a bit more immortal out of thin air. Concealed meaning, all the congregation was even more shocked and knelt down again, marveling at the great power of the Great Sage.

Another three to five minutes later, the Great Sage of the Western Paradise resigned, pointed at my coat that was on the ground, and said arrogantly: "I have already seen that there is an apple in it! I even took a bite and took it Come out and see!"

The Great Sage of the Western Paradise is impressive this time.

(End of this chapter)