Douluo: I'm really a healing spirit master
Chapter 80 The Dead King 8 Stewed Soup 1 Bad Water in the Stomach
Chapter 80
"Anti-guests?"
There was confusion in everyone's eyes.
On the Douluo Continent, the status of women is relatively low, but that is for women who cannot become soul masters.
A female soul master of the same level, in the soul master world, has several times higher status than a male soul master of the same level.
I don't know why, every girl is a good player in reasoning, and it is already extremely difficult to be able to draw with them, and they are turning against customers?
"This method came from a friend of mine." Tang Yi nodded.
Hearing this, everyone stood upright.
Teacher Xiao Tang is amazing. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, things will definitely not be that simple once this versatile friend comes out.
"My girlfriend and mother fell into the water at the same time. My friend's answer is to save the girlfriend first." Tang Yi touched his nose, with a smile on his face as usual.
"Mother is kind and son is filial."
"Easy to fight, filial piety to be strong."
Everyone opened their mouths.
"Actually, this is the most correct answer, because my mother wasn't there at the time, so even if it's a lie, it's a white lie." Tang Yi shook his head and continued.
"After my friend answered, his girlfriend was very happy. Then my friend asked a question: Which one do you think loves me more, you or my mother?"
"Do you even need to ask? It must be your friend's girlfriend who loves you more. After all, mother and father need love." Ning Rongrong said.
Tang Yi nodded. "That was the case at the time. My friend's girlfriend said without any hesitation that she loved him more."
"Yeah yeah."
As if to win a victory, Ning Rongrong had a smile on his face.
"Then my friend also asked a hypothetical question, saying: If one day his eyes become blind, what will his girlfriend do?" Tang Yi said calmly.
"Ok?"
Everyone was stunned, not knowing what Tang Yi was going to say.
"His girlfriend still didn't hesitate at all, saying that she could take my friend to have his eyes healed, and find the best healing soul master in the whole empire and the best in the whole continent."
"Is this love?" Xiao Wu blinked, and the inside was filled with mist.
"Then my friend asked again, what if it can't be cured?" Tang Yi continued with a smile.
"His girlfriend answered resolutely, saying that I will take good care of you for the rest of my life."
"How can a husband ask for a wife? My friend was very moved, so he rubbed his girlfriend's head and said softly: Do you know how my mother answered?"
Speaking of this, Tang Yi's tone paused slightly, and his eyes fell on the seven figures in front of him.
"What the hell do you think the answer is?"
"How do we know?" Ning Rongrong rolled his eyes angrily.
Reminiscent of what Tang Yi said earlier, the words that his friend said were so filial, Ma Hongjun tilted his head and thought for a while. "Guess blindly, and my mother will serve you with sticks."
"Fucking mother said, wouldn't it mean that I will eat and drink for nothing for the rest of my life?" Oscar combined with himself to give the answer.
"You're making fun of me." Dai Mubai bumped Oscar's shoulder with his arms folded.
"neither."
Shaking his head, Tang Yi said in a heavy tone. "My friend's mother's answer was, if you go blind, I'll give you mine!"
Everyone: "."
Once again, there was a wave of expressions of choking on children, and the atmosphere on the scene took a turn for the worse.
Perhaps it was because of this that she thought of her own mother, Xiao Wu's eyes turned red instantly, and the surface of her huge eyes was covered with mist.
The others were also silent one after another. They didn't expect such an answer in the end.
A long time passed.
"I understand Mr. Tang."
Ma Hongjun suddenly realized. "You just want to tell us by saying that, it seems that those who can ask such questions are scumbags, and if they meet them, they will break up right away, right?"
As he spoke, he poohed to the side.
"What the hell, it deserves to fall into the river with my mother!"
Hearing this, Tang Yi looked at Ma Hongjun in a daze.
It won't work for him directly.
You are so smart!
"Mr. Tang, if you were the one to ask this question, what would you say?" Ning Rongrong asked with a smile as he rolled his eyes regardless of Ma Hongjun who was still single.
Tang Yi once said that following other people's path will make others have nowhere to go. Ning Rongrong felt that he was doing the opposite.
"What's the problem?" Tang Yi was distracted just now, but Tang Yi didn't hear clearly.
"It's the girlfriend and mother who fell into the water at the same time, who should be rescued first." Ning Rongrong said.
"Oh."
Nodding to show understanding, Tang Yi explained with a smile. "The way you asked just now was too pediatric, you should ask like this."
As he spoke, Tang Yi coughed and coughed.
"If your daughter-in-law is pregnant and has a difficult delivery, should you take care of the adult or the child? If you want to protect the adult, and your mother puts a knife on her neck to force you to take care of the child, what should you do?"
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Ning Rongrong is +29. 】
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Dai Mubai is +39. 】
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Oscar is +39. 】
Paul your sister, Paul.
It's no longer a question of who loves whom more, to protect a child to death, and to protect a pair of adults, both of them will have to eat.
"As expected of you." Ning Rongrong rubbed his forehead speechlessly.
"Brother Yi, you are really a bloody stew, full of bad water." Xiao Wu also had a face full of helplessness.
"No, what does this have to do with me? It was Rong Rong who asked first. Well, I admit that there is something wrong. Even if I am wrong, Rong Rong should at least bear half of the responsibility, right?" Tang Yi said righteously. road.
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Ning Rongrong is +29. 】
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Ning Rongrong is +29. 】
【Ding, from.
"You two are not the same, you are not good people." Dai Mubai snorted coldly.
Hearing this, Tang Yi was not angry either, he was not a good person in the first place.
How tiring it is to be a good person, and you don't live long.
As the saying goes, the way of man comes from the heart, not etiquette, righteousness and shame. If the heart thinks it is right, then it is right.
Having said that, Tang Yi felt that bad things should be done less.
He didn't know who said that if he did too many bad things, his old age would be unlucky, and his body would be covered with black hair.
Looking at the sun in the sky, the time has come to noon.
"The morning class is over here. There is still a little time at the end, how about we play a game of charades?" Tang Yi smiled and looked at the people in front of him.
"Okay, okay." Everyone nodded.
"Title Douluo hit a soul beast." Tang Yi asked the question directly.
Everyone blinked their eyes.
"Is there any title Douluo whose title is a soul beast?" Oscar scratched his head and thought hard.
"How does one guess?" Ma Hongjun didn't know who the Titled Douluo was, but he knew how many girls in Suotuo City could speak.
"Don't you know this?"
After a while, Tang Yi sighed softly when he saw that everyone still couldn't answer.
"You are the most stupid class of students I have ever led. Titled Douluo hit a soul beast, and the answer is that the soul beast was killed. You can't even figure it out. You are so stupid."
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Ning Rongrong is +29. 】
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Oscar is +39. 】
【Ding, from.
……
pa: The third update.
QQ book friend group: 502888811.Brothers and sisters, come and play (≧≦)/!
(End of this chapter)
"Anti-guests?"
There was confusion in everyone's eyes.
On the Douluo Continent, the status of women is relatively low, but that is for women who cannot become soul masters.
A female soul master of the same level, in the soul master world, has several times higher status than a male soul master of the same level.
I don't know why, every girl is a good player in reasoning, and it is already extremely difficult to be able to draw with them, and they are turning against customers?
"This method came from a friend of mine." Tang Yi nodded.
Hearing this, everyone stood upright.
Teacher Xiao Tang is amazing. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, things will definitely not be that simple once this versatile friend comes out.
"My girlfriend and mother fell into the water at the same time. My friend's answer is to save the girlfriend first." Tang Yi touched his nose, with a smile on his face as usual.
"Mother is kind and son is filial."
"Easy to fight, filial piety to be strong."
Everyone opened their mouths.
"Actually, this is the most correct answer, because my mother wasn't there at the time, so even if it's a lie, it's a white lie." Tang Yi shook his head and continued.
"After my friend answered, his girlfriend was very happy. Then my friend asked a question: Which one do you think loves me more, you or my mother?"
"Do you even need to ask? It must be your friend's girlfriend who loves you more. After all, mother and father need love." Ning Rongrong said.
Tang Yi nodded. "That was the case at the time. My friend's girlfriend said without any hesitation that she loved him more."
"Yeah yeah."
As if to win a victory, Ning Rongrong had a smile on his face.
"Then my friend also asked a hypothetical question, saying: If one day his eyes become blind, what will his girlfriend do?" Tang Yi said calmly.
"Ok?"
Everyone was stunned, not knowing what Tang Yi was going to say.
"His girlfriend still didn't hesitate at all, saying that she could take my friend to have his eyes healed, and find the best healing soul master in the whole empire and the best in the whole continent."
"Is this love?" Xiao Wu blinked, and the inside was filled with mist.
"Then my friend asked again, what if it can't be cured?" Tang Yi continued with a smile.
"His girlfriend answered resolutely, saying that I will take good care of you for the rest of my life."
"How can a husband ask for a wife? My friend was very moved, so he rubbed his girlfriend's head and said softly: Do you know how my mother answered?"
Speaking of this, Tang Yi's tone paused slightly, and his eyes fell on the seven figures in front of him.
"What the hell do you think the answer is?"
"How do we know?" Ning Rongrong rolled his eyes angrily.
Reminiscent of what Tang Yi said earlier, the words that his friend said were so filial, Ma Hongjun tilted his head and thought for a while. "Guess blindly, and my mother will serve you with sticks."
"Fucking mother said, wouldn't it mean that I will eat and drink for nothing for the rest of my life?" Oscar combined with himself to give the answer.
"You're making fun of me." Dai Mubai bumped Oscar's shoulder with his arms folded.
"neither."
Shaking his head, Tang Yi said in a heavy tone. "My friend's mother's answer was, if you go blind, I'll give you mine!"
Everyone: "."
Once again, there was a wave of expressions of choking on children, and the atmosphere on the scene took a turn for the worse.
Perhaps it was because of this that she thought of her own mother, Xiao Wu's eyes turned red instantly, and the surface of her huge eyes was covered with mist.
The others were also silent one after another. They didn't expect such an answer in the end.
A long time passed.
"I understand Mr. Tang."
Ma Hongjun suddenly realized. "You just want to tell us by saying that, it seems that those who can ask such questions are scumbags, and if they meet them, they will break up right away, right?"
As he spoke, he poohed to the side.
"What the hell, it deserves to fall into the river with my mother!"
Hearing this, Tang Yi looked at Ma Hongjun in a daze.
It won't work for him directly.
You are so smart!
"Mr. Tang, if you were the one to ask this question, what would you say?" Ning Rongrong asked with a smile as he rolled his eyes regardless of Ma Hongjun who was still single.
Tang Yi once said that following other people's path will make others have nowhere to go. Ning Rongrong felt that he was doing the opposite.
"What's the problem?" Tang Yi was distracted just now, but Tang Yi didn't hear clearly.
"It's the girlfriend and mother who fell into the water at the same time, who should be rescued first." Ning Rongrong said.
"Oh."
Nodding to show understanding, Tang Yi explained with a smile. "The way you asked just now was too pediatric, you should ask like this."
As he spoke, Tang Yi coughed and coughed.
"If your daughter-in-law is pregnant and has a difficult delivery, should you take care of the adult or the child? If you want to protect the adult, and your mother puts a knife on her neck to force you to take care of the child, what should you do?"
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Ning Rongrong is +29. 】
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Dai Mubai is +39. 】
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Oscar is +39. 】
Paul your sister, Paul.
It's no longer a question of who loves whom more, to protect a child to death, and to protect a pair of adults, both of them will have to eat.
"As expected of you." Ning Rongrong rubbed his forehead speechlessly.
"Brother Yi, you are really a bloody stew, full of bad water." Xiao Wu also had a face full of helplessness.
"No, what does this have to do with me? It was Rong Rong who asked first. Well, I admit that there is something wrong. Even if I am wrong, Rong Rong should at least bear half of the responsibility, right?" Tang Yi said righteously. road.
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Ning Rongrong is +29. 】
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Ning Rongrong is +29. 】
【Ding, from.
"You two are not the same, you are not good people." Dai Mubai snorted coldly.
Hearing this, Tang Yi was not angry either, he was not a good person in the first place.
How tiring it is to be a good person, and you don't live long.
As the saying goes, the way of man comes from the heart, not etiquette, righteousness and shame. If the heart thinks it is right, then it is right.
Having said that, Tang Yi felt that bad things should be done less.
He didn't know who said that if he did too many bad things, his old age would be unlucky, and his body would be covered with black hair.
Looking at the sun in the sky, the time has come to noon.
"The morning class is over here. There is still a little time at the end, how about we play a game of charades?" Tang Yi smiled and looked at the people in front of him.
"Okay, okay." Everyone nodded.
"Title Douluo hit a soul beast." Tang Yi asked the question directly.
Everyone blinked their eyes.
"Is there any title Douluo whose title is a soul beast?" Oscar scratched his head and thought hard.
"How does one guess?" Ma Hongjun didn't know who the Titled Douluo was, but he knew how many girls in Suotuo City could speak.
"Don't you know this?"
After a while, Tang Yi sighed softly when he saw that everyone still couldn't answer.
"You are the most stupid class of students I have ever led. Titled Douluo hit a soul beast, and the answer is that the soul beast was killed. You can't even figure it out. You are so stupid."
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Ning Rongrong is +29. 】
[Ding, the negative emotion value from Oscar is +39. 】
【Ding, from.
……
pa: The third update.
QQ book friend group: 502888811.Brothers and sisters, come and play (≧≦)/!
(End of this chapter)
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