Dreaming back to the Qing Dynasty: Die Luo Chuchen

Chapter 1339
Okay, let's not talk about those annoying things. I haven't heard you tell a joke for a long time. Are there any funny jokes? Concubine Hui asked expectantly.

I racked my brains for a while, and finally remembered a little funny story. "Okay, then I'll tell you one."

When the girls outside the car heard that there was a joke to listen to, they all moved to the side of the car, and Chun'er even smiled and poked her head in.I happened to be right next to her, and I picked out a piece of candy from the food box and shook it in front of her: "Do you want to eat this, or do you want to hear a joke?"

Chun'er smiled and said, "It's best to have both."

Concubine Hui smiled and said greedy, and I also smiled and stuffed the candy into her mouth.

"Once upon a time, there was a beautiful woman who went back to her natal home. Because she was delayed for too long, it was already dark when she returned from her natal home. On the way home, she found a man following behind her trying to do something wrong. She was terrified. I was anxiously thinking about how to get rid of that man. Just passing by a cemetery at that time, she had an idea and said to the cemetery, "Daddy, I'm back, open the door. The man following behind got scared and thought it was a ghost." Well, she ran away screaming. The woman was relieved now, and was about to leave when a gloomy voice came from the tomb: "Daughter, you forgot to bring the key again."

As I was speaking, I emphasized my tone to create a gloomy effect. Sure enough, Concubine Hui and Chun'er both opened their eyes wide and worried, thinking it was some terrible story. "... When she heard movement in the tomb, the woman was shocked, her expression changed, and she fled in a hurry. As soon as she walked away, a grave robber came out of the tomb, and he said in a vicious voice, "Grandma's, you're delaying my work." , Scared you to death! The tomb robber just finished speaking, and found an old man next to him who was carving a tombstone with a chisel. He curiously asked what the old man was doing. Turning to the tomb robber, his expression changed and he ran away screaming. The old man sneered: Xiao Mian, you dare to compete with me for business, so be tender...

As I was talking, the chisel fell to the ground by accident, and the old man was about to pick it up. When he bent down, he found that the chisel was held in one hand in the grass. The old man was surprised, and suddenly a voice said: You are looking for death!Randomly change my house number! !

The old man was frightened and rolled all the way down the hillside.At this time, a beggar picking up tatters climbed up from the grass, and cursed angrily: "Damn it, it takes so much effort to get a piece of iron!"

(End of this chapter)