Rebirth of Naihe is a fox

Chapter 18

The egg yolk cake was so innocent, it was sprayed with blood all over the face by the Emperor Zifu's nosebleed.

She was stunned, and following the line of sight of the Emperor of the Purple Mansion, she finally realized that... she hadn't pulled the quilt properly!

"Snapped!"

Egg Yolk Crisp calmly wiped the splattered nosebleed on his face, and then slapped him again.

This time, the emperor of the Zifu was not wronged, so he didn't say anything, but looked away guiltily, and silently took out a suit from Jiezi's space.

The egg yolk curled up under the blanket, quickly put on her clothes, and jumped out of bed with bare feet: "I'll go and boil an egg for you."

This sentence was like a stroke of genius, which completely puzzled the emperor of Zifu.

"We're not hungry." The emperor of Zifu murmured.

"It's for you to remove stasis and swelling." Egg Yolk Crisp explained in a deep voice.

The Emperor of the Zifu's new wounds and old pains piled up together, and his face was swollen enough to be half a finger thick. This kind of pain obviously cannot be eliminated by simply rubbing with hands, and egg yolk cakes have been read in countless novels. The injury seems to be relieved by rolling the egg.

But in fact, Egg Yolk Shortbread didn't know where there were eggs in Zichen Mansion, and he didn't know where to boil eggs.

In fact, the egg yolk cake just wanted to escape.

Egg Yolk Crisp fled to the Zifu Dijun's bathing pool in one breath - she was probably too familiar with this place, so she fled here without knowing it.

Egg Yolk Crisp squatted beside the Zifu Dijun's bathing pool, touching the pool water again and again, his face was hot and his mouth was dry, and his heart was in a mess.

Basically, you can't blame the Emperor Zifu for that kind of thing, and the one who can control her eyes in such a situation is either she looks too sorry or the other party is not a man, she thinks that even if she doesn't sink a wild goose and a wild goose, she can still get by, And the emperor of Zifu is of course a man, and a man who has thoughts about her.

You can only blame yourself for being undefended.

But, how could he be so undefended?In fact, Egg Yolk Crisp has always felt that she is vaguely resistant to men, and even to everyone around her (except her parents), so she has always been reluctant to live in the school dormitory and rented a room alone, and her behavior is even more indifferent and low-key. Therefore, although I am not bad looking and have lived for more than 20 years, I have not been pursued by anyone.

In a word, egg yolk cakes have always been very wary of people, but why not be wary of the emperor of the Zifu alone?
Egg Yolk Crisp no longer wants to deceive herself and say that Emperor Zifu is her daddy, because Emperor Zifu has clearly expressed his pursuit of her.

Do you think it's because you have always been a fox?There is always a certain distance between foxes and humans. Although such things as humans and animals exist, they are by no means common!
Or she should stop turning into a human, and continue to be a fox... The tortoise with egg yolk crisp has an unshakable physique for 100 years!
"Are you here to boil eggs for us?"

The emperor of the Zifu was a little worried when he saw that the egg yolk cake would not come back, not to mention that he couldn't think of where the egg yolk cake could find eggs to cook, so the emperor of the Zifu found it here.

The egg yolk crisp froze involuntarily when he heard the voice of the Emperor Zifu.It took her a while to turn around slowly: "I'm here to get some water for boiling eggs."

What to use?Emperor Zifu didn't see any tools to fetch water.

Even if she can fight without tools, but...

The emperor of Zifu flattened his mouth: "Do you want to use the bath water to boil eggs for us?"

"What's the matter, I drank it back then." Whenever I mentioned this egg yolk pastry, I would vomit, especially... with a deadpan expression on my face.

"Are you... angry?" The emperor of Zifu asked cautiously, "I apologize."

In fact, she wasn't angry because of that, but it's good that he can understand it this way.

Egg Yolk Crisp nodded: "Not allowed next time."

"Should peeking be forbidden or nosebleeds be forbidden?" Zifu Emperor asked seriously: "If it's the latter, we have to apologize first, because we can't control it."

Egg Yolk Crisp Black Line—Are you apologizing? Are you teasing me on purpose?
"Hey, you are here, so I can find it easily." A big colorful phoenix slowly descended from the sky.

The emperor of Zifu didn't want to see her, and said displeasedly, "What are you doing here?"

"Anyway, I'm not here to seduce you." Shangguan Yuru rolled her eyes: "I'm here to find egg yolk cakes, where did she go?"

Then Shangguan Yuru found the egg yolk cake that was shivering behind the Emperor Zifu because of her appearance: "Who is she?"

"Is your wife?" Shangguan Yuru became excited at the thought of this possibility.

"You..." The egg yolk cake trembled, "Can you become a human first?"

"Huh, are you afraid of me?" Shangguan Yuru tilted his head: "Could it be... you are egg yolk cake?"

Facing such a beautiful Phoenix like her, the only one who does not admire but fears is the egg yolk cake.

Egg Yolk Crisp swallowed, nodded: "Yes."

"So you're here!" Shangguan Yuru folded her wings and turned into a human form and rushed over, evading the emperor of the Zifu: "I heard from Zishi that your net is up again, and it's fun, take me go to play!"

"This..." The egg yolk cake was a bit awkward, and it seemed that Zisan was better at preaching and teaching.

Egg Yolk Crisp expressed his thoughts sincerely: "I think it might be more realistic for you to ask Zisan to teach you."

The emperor of the Zifu thinks so, there is no need for a third party between him and Egg Yolk Crisp, not Zisan, nor Shangguan Yuru!

However, Shangguan Yuru still followed them into the living room of the Emperor Zifu, and Zisan was also with him, so there was not only a third person, but also a fourth person, because there is only this one in Zichen Mansion. computer.

In fact, there is still a computer, but it is still in the meson space of Emperor Zifu.

Seeing Shangguan Yuru and Zisan meeting each other and chatting in front of the notebook, Egg Yolk Crisp finally remembered this matter, and at the same time, he also called home.

The egg yolk cake asked the Emperor Zifu: "The things I put in your meson's space..."

The Emperor of the Purple Mansion said right away: "You mean these?"

The emperor of the Zifu took out the things that he took out from the egg yolk cake nest yesterday.

As soon as the egg yolk cake pressed the phone...Of course it ran out of battery.

"Zi San..." the egg yolk crisp called out.

"Why are you looking for Zisan again?" The emperor of the Zifu was habitually jealous.

A layer of sweat broke out on Zisan's back, and he turned his head in surprise. He was afraid of these two people, and he really didn't want to go to another dimension.

In fact, we can’t blame the emperor of Zifu for always being so jealous of him. Who told him not to tell the emperor of Zichen to report all kinds of things in the world in the past 100 years when he returned to Zichen mansion? Long-eyed hooked up egg yolk cakes!
But the egg yolk crisp obviously didn't expect this.

She rolled her eyes unbearably, and raised the charger in her hand: "I just want him to help get some sockets out, I want to charge."

The emperor of the Zifu flattened his mouth, and he suffered because of the distance between him and the world for thousands of years.

The emperor of the Zifu secretly made up his mind that he must smooth out the gully of thousands of years in the shortest possible time. At the same time, the emperor of the Zifu decided to build more computers in the Zichen Mansion, so that the two eyesores in front of him would be wiped out. Drive people out of his sight!

Zi San was still waiting in a daze for the emperor of the Zi Mansion to show him, but Egg Yolk Crisp thought he would not.

"Are you still looking for Lei Gong and Dian Mu?" Egg Yolk Crisp frowned.

It is said that the network cables and wires in Zichen Mansion were handled by Lei Gongdian master belt, but they were so idealistic that she couldn't see where the wires were at all, let alone find the socket.

The emperor of the Zifu Xie Zisan: "What are you still doing?"

Zisan understood, and hurried to get a physical socket out. Because he saw the computer of Egg Yolk Crisp, he specially made another wiring board with more than N sockets. Turned on the mobile phone and dialed the number at home (it is said that it is dangerous to make a call while charging, so Wen Guiwen, please don’t make a call while charging).

It was Egg Mom who answered the phone.

Danma is a short-tempered person, and when she picked up the phone, she crackled and scolded like beans: "You son of a bitch, where did you die?! You know how to call home! Why don't you turn on your phone? Well, I'm missing!!!"

It’s been a long time since Master Mu’s roar of the Lion’s Lion, the Egg Yolk Crisp sighed for a moment, and there was nothing to answer except for the word “Mom”.

Egg mother interpreted this silence as another meaning.

"What's wrong?" Danma asked cautiously, "Did you break up in love?"

"You..." Egg Yolk Crisp twitched the corner of her mouth, "You can really think about it!"

"Why is that?" Danma asked suspiciously.

"Because..." Egg Yolk Crisp could only think of one reason: "The phone was stolen, and I bought a new one just now, and got the old number back."

"Why did it take you so long to buy your stolen mobile phone! You are dead! You are still blind, and you can't figure out where to open the mobile phone store?" Danma sighed in relief and began to swear. Halfway through the swearing, she suddenly remembered: "You Don’t you have no money? Just wait, I’ll transfer the money to you!”

As soon as the voice fell on the phone, there was only a blind tone left.

The egg yolk cake twitched the corners of her mouth. Her mother said that the wind is the rain!
However, after half a month, I finally got in touch with my family, so they shouldn't be worried.

Egg Yolk Crisp let out a sigh of relief and hung up the phone.

"Ahem." The Emperor Zifu cleared his throat to attract Egg Yolk Crisp's attention: "Your mother (the word he saw on Egg Yolk Crisp's phone screen just now)...is very energetic."

Emperor Zifu used a more euphemistic word.

Egg Yolk Crisp comprehended, and couldn't help but smile at the corner of his mouth: "Indeed."

Her mother is always crackling like this, but it is undeniable that her mother really cares about her, which can be seen from the rush to transfer money to her just now.

Of course, her mother is far from never treating her badly in matters of money, from studying and working to eating and dressing, otherwise she would not have scolded her just now.

So is dad, but dad often expresses it in a more indirect way.

In any case, she really has a pair of rare good parents!Egg yolk crisp smile, somewhat satisfied, somewhat proud.

(End of this chapter)