Rebirth of Naihe is a fox

Chapter 2

Egg yolk cake is not God, so she will not know that the dark and very narrow place just now is an eggshell, and she also does not know that Wushenjun and Wushenfei are her parents in name now. Egg yolk cake does not even know that there were other With people present, those red phoenix eyes, which are too visible, have taken all her attention, and at this moment, the owner of these red phoenix eyes is leading her to ride the clouds and the wind at lightning speed.

This kind of lightning speed definitely surpasses the "70 yards" in the world. The first emotion of the egg yolk cake is not how cool it is to ride the clouds and fog, but - the transportation of the gods is so primitive that it doesn't even have a windshield!
The air flow in front of her can definitely be regarded as "wind, knife, frost, and sword". When the egg yolk cake finally arrived at Zichen Mansion, her fox fur, which was blown out of fear, stood up high, with a unique and unique shape!

"Master." Zi Shishi, who was in charge of guarding the mountain gate, stepped forward to pick him up. He looked at the egg yolk cake curiously: "Why did you bring back such an ugly ball of hair?"

so ugly...

hairball...

Egg yolk cakes look up 45 degrees and cry in the wind!
The emperor of Zifu reached out and dropped a chestnut on Zishi's head: "You have been with us for so long, why are you still so ignorant!"

As he said that, the emperor of the Zifu helped the egg yolk cake smooth the fox fur: "Ugly is a bit ugly, but it is a rare thing."

still ugly...

The egg yolk cake suddenly wanted to look in the mirror and see what he looked like now.

Zi Shiyi also stretched out his hand to smooth the fox fur of the egg yolk cake, and asked naively: "Master, what kind of rare thing is this?"

"You still can't see it now? How do we usually teach you!" The emperor of Zifu's eyes moved: "Go, run around Zichen Mansion for twenty laps."

Zi Shiyi withdrew his hands awkwardly, retracted his abdomen and raised his chest, raised his shoulders and clenched his fists, and ran away.

Egg Yolk Cake raised his chin gloatingly: "Yes!"

Of course, this "should" is completely meaningless Yiyi Yaya.

The emperor of the Zifu lowered his head and glanced at the egg yolk cake, still stroking the fox fur of the egg yolk cake, amused: "Hey, you can understand human language."

Cut, what are human words? She is also proficient in English, German, Japanese, and C++!
Egg Yolk Crisp squinted her eyes to enjoy the temperature in the palm of the Emperor Zifu.

——No wonder their family Ah Huang always likes her to touch it like this, it really is a very comfortable thing to be smoothed.

The emperor of the Zifu became more and more interested, and he teleported into the alchemy room with egg yolk crisps.

The so-called elixir room is similar to the pharmacy in the world, the difference is that the elixirs are not stored in small wooden cabinets, but gourds of various materials, large and small, such as jade, porcelain, crystal, log, and egg yolk pastry Can't tell what material it's made of.

There is a label on each gourd, but it is in traditional characters.

The egg yolk cake once again raised her head 45 degrees to face the wind and shed tears—how could she never think of learning ancient Chinese after learning so many languages!

The emperor of the Zifu walked up to a purple crystal gourd, poured out a pill the size of a longan, pinched it with two fingers and handed it to Egg Yolk Crisp's mouth: "Eat it."

Egg yolk crisp shut her mouth firmly.

Just kidding, she is now not much bigger than the palm of the Emperor Zifu, so it's no wonder that she doesn't choke to death after swallowing such a big pill!
Besides, who knows what kind of medicine it is, what if it is ecstasy!
Seeing that the egg yolk cakes were not cooperative, the emperor of Zifu narrowed his eyes slightly: "Why, you don't give me face for feeding it myself?"

Not to mention that I just feed it with my hands, even if I feed it with my mouth, I can't eat it!

The look in the eyes of the egg yolk cake is that Yi would rather die than surrender.

In some respects, egg yolk crisps are still very principled!

"So you don't want to talk." The emperor of Zifu raised his eyebrows regretfully, as if to put away the pill.

The egg yolk cake quickly stretched out its claws and held down the hand of Emperor Zifu.

It turns out that it is the medicine that can make people speak. This, even if there is a risk of choking to death, you must take it!Egg yolk crisps are afraid of death, but egg yolk crisps are even more afraid of being dumb.

Because egg yolk cakes are talkative!

After doing enough mental construction, the egg yolk cake sticks out its small pink tongue, and when it is rolled, the pill enters the stomach.

There is no imaginary warm current rising from the dantian and sliding to the limbs, and there is no gut-wrenching pain, just like taking medicine when I was sick before, I feel nothing.

The meringue was a bit disappointing.

"So that's what happened to the elixir!" Egg yolk cake sighed.

But the voice that came out was still meaningless Yiyi Yaya.

The egg yolk cake looked suspiciously at the emperor of Zifu——your pill has expired, right?
The emperor of Zifu thoughtfully rubbed the two fingers he had pinched the pill just now, as if he was reminiscing about the soft and creamy touch just now.After a pause, he clapped his palms and patted Egg Yolk Crisp's head: "Don't worry, this is Qizhi Pill, which is for you to enlighten your wisdom. After a while, you will be wise enough to speak."

Crispy egg yolk, isn't IQ120 high enough?
Then another teleportation, they arrived at the living room of Emperor Zifu.

Sweeping the egg yolk cakes around, I suddenly felt jealous, corrupt, too corrupt, how can a person be so corrupt!

The bed is made of white jade, the pillows are made of agate, the quilt is not known what kind of silk it is, it looks shiny, the table next to the bed is made of sandalwood, the coral on it is more than three feet long, and the footsteps beside the table are made of jasper , The clogs he stepped on were made of agarwood, and the carpet he stepped off was plush... The egg yolk cake couldn't help but jumped down from the palm of the emperor of Zifu, and rolled hard on the carpet.

Back then, she wanted to buy such a plush carpet in her dreams, but it was really expensive!
In addition, there are a thousand pieces of furniture and decorations in the room, all of which are noble and elegant, all of which are exquisite and prosperous, and all of them... burn money!
Is this the treatment of gods?
Egg Yolk Crisp looked enviously at Emperor Zifu.

The emperor of Zifu picked up the egg yolk cake from the carpet with a smile that was not a smile: "Why, do you like our carpet?"

"Yeah!" Egg Yolk Crisp nodded vigorously, looking expectantly at Emperor Zifu.

The emperor of the Zifu replied without losing face: "When you can talk, go and let Fairy Dieyi weave one for you."

Egg Yolk Crisp's face immediately collapsed.

Not to mention that she doesn't know when she will speak, even if she can speak, who is this fairy in butterfly clothes, why should people weave for her?
"Well, yes, it's interesting." The emperor of Zifu watched the expression of the egg yolk cake change with enjoyment: "It seems to be the right thing to bring you back, even if it's not a two-tailed fox, it can still raise Dou Lezi."

Dou Lezi... Is this guy a pervert?Egg Yolk Crisp looked at Emperor Zifu vigilantly, and seemed to see a tune~jiao~devil walking towards her with a whip and grinning.

The emperor of the Zifu saw her vigilance and smiled irresponsibly: "Don't be afraid, we won't play you to death on purpose. But we haven't raised any living things for thousands of years, so it depends on whether you can be fed or not." Look at the good fortune."

If this sentence can be regarded as consolation... Egg Yolk Crisp suddenly feels that the future is very sad.

"Well, I just gave birth, so I should be breastfeeding." The emperor of the Zifu muttered to himself while holding his chin, and suddenly teleported again.

The long grass, the eyes full of green, a group of albino black cows, healthy cows, and bright cows.

This is to show her around the dairy farm?Egg Yolk Crisp scratched his head with his front paw in puzzlement.

Just as she was thinking about it, the emperor of Zifu stuffed her under the belly of a cow, and said kindly: "Eat."

eat? !

Looking at the gigantic Niu Bobo dangling in front of her eyes, Egg Yolk Cake raised her head at 45 degrees for the third time today and wept against the wind—is she raising her?Isn't this punishing her?

Sure enough, whether he can survive or not depends on the good fortune!
However, no matter how hard she can't survive, she can't hold the cow's bobo to suckle without dignity!

Egg yolk cake closed her mouth tightly, even tighter than when Emperor Zifu wanted to feed her pills, and finally closed her eyes.

The emperor of the Zifu frowned, and strangely raised the tail of the egg yolk cake and shook her: "Don't pretend to be dead, eat milk."

"I won't eat it, and I won't eat it even if I'm beaten to death!" Egg Yolk Crisp shook her head angrily, danced and babbled.

"Don't eat milk..." The emperor of Zifu wrinkled his nose in trouble: "Do you want to eat chicken?"

As soon as the words fell, Egg Yolk Crisp found that they were already in a chicken farm.

It is still a long grassland, but the grass is very short, showing the yellow color of the earth, and roosters and hens roam freely on the grassland.

It is still a scientific chicken farm, not an assembly line chicken coop.

Egg yolk sigh.

However, this time she will no longer simply think that Emperor Zifu just brought her to visit the chicken farm.

Sure enough, Emperor Zifu personally caught a big rooster, put it in front of the egg yolk cake, and said gently: "Eat."

Egg Yolk Crisp loves chicken, but Egg Yolk Crisp only loves KFC. As for such a fresh and mighty chicken... Egg Yolk Crisp looked at the sharp beak of the chicken in horror, then at the strong chicken claws, and plunged into the purple mansion In the arms of the emperor.

"I'm so scared~~>_<~~" Egg Yolk Su burst into tears, and refused to pull her head out of the arms of the emperor of Zifu even if she was killed.

Egg yolk cakes have been afraid of these things with sharp beaks and strong claws since they were young.

The emperor of the Zifu didn't understand: "I don't eat milk, and I don't eat chicken. Is it a little fox who only eats vegetables?"

Therefore, the egg yolk cake was brought to the dairy farm again.

Emperor Zifu pulled a handful of grass and put it in front of her: "Eat!"

If the first "eat" can be said to be kind, the second "eat" can be said to be gentle, and the third "eat" can only be said to be peaceful.

The calm before the storm!

The egg yolk cake aggrievedly picked up a straw.

The emperor of the Zifu suddenly smiled: "It really is a little fox who only eats vegetables."

Even if you are a vegetarian, there are other options such as vegetables, tofu and gluten! ! ! ! ! !
The egg yolk crisp swallowed the straw with a faceless face, and finally deeply understood what Chopin is, even if it is awesome, it will not be able to express Lao Tzu's sadness!
The emperor of Zifu returned to his previous benevolent state: "Eat again, eat well, there are still many here."

"I'm full!" Egg Yolk Crisp pointed at his stomach with his front paw expressionlessly.

"One piece of grass can feed you." The emperor of the Zifu touched the head of the egg yolk cake with satisfaction: "Although your taste is a bit strange, it is really easy to raise."

The egg yolk crisp was speechless, and could only twitch the corners of his mouth, and then twitched the corners of his mouth.

Just when the egg yolk cake thought that everything had been dealt with, the emperor of the Zifu raised his chin again: "After feeding, how about some more fun?"

(End of this chapter)