Chapter 25

Unknowingly, I did an all-night dissertation, egg yolk crisp stretched my waist, and considered taking a seat to rest. Teacher Lan Yi, who had been holding back all night, came again.

"I've already fasted, so I don't need to eat breakfast." Egg Yolk Crisp said this sentence before Lan Yi could speak.

"I want to eat, can't I?" Lan Yimian said without changing his expression.

"It's shameful to waste food." Egg Yolk Crisp persuaded sincerely.

Blue Wing: "..."

Lan Yi: "Actually, I just want to tell you that I'm going out, stay at home obediently, don't try to go out, and don't search for the emperor of the Zifu."

"Let's leave." Egg Yolk Crisp said quickly, successfully blocking Lan Yi's next long speech.

Lan Yi pursed her lips and left silently.

Egg yolk crisps didn't care about meditating, patted their faces and ears to cheer up their spirits, quickly opened the horizon of the devil world, registered and posted.

Just kidding, sitting still and waiting for death is a dead end, and being poor and thinking about change is the kingly way.And based on the reason why you can't decide on internal affairs and ask your wife if you can't decide on foreign affairs, you can ask Tianya if you can't decide on Baidu's intercourse. There are not a few people, of course, the title must be cowardly, so that it is easy to be noticed.

Subject: Ask for help, imprisoned by a perverted pervert, don't know how to escape (come in, get a JMS message and go out to meet peach blossoms)
Years are not going well, I was imprisoned by a perverted sex demon, there is no way to escape (the door is locked), the floor is estimated to be more than [-] floors, so it is not realistic to turn out the window.Knowing that there are many capable people in Tianya, I came here to ask for help to see how I can escape.Please JMS lend a helping hand, help the little girl, wait online!
Not long after, there was the first reply.

1L, look at the handsome guy opposite, reply time ××××
How does that perverted pervert look like, what is his ability, how many times a night, or else just follow suit.

2L, I am a technology emperor, reply time ××××

No picture no truth.

LZ last PP first, let me wait to study how a stunning beauty deserves such a big fight to put you under house arrest
Knowing that there are many capable people in Tianya, and there are many BTs, the egg yolk cake is not angry, so he quickly replied:
3L, LZ, reply time ××××

Going back to 1L, looks are not the distance, ability is not the problem, the little girl has her own heart, she really can't get along with this guy, please JMS dispel the idea that persuasion is worse than persuasion, this thief is an out-and-out villain, grabbing The flower picker of folk girls, the old hooligan who beats mandarin ducks

When I returned to 2L, my elder brother was trying to harm me. If I posted a photo, I would be raped, and even more so, if I was seen by that BT, it would be so ruined! !
4L, intimate sister, reply time ××××
Alas, that sounds pitiful.But one hundred floors is not considered a high level, if you don’t want to go through the window with him, it’s fine~~
The egg yolk crisp is full of beef.

5L, LZ, reply time ××××

The elder sister doesn't know something, but the younger sister has low mana, jumping off the [-]th floor will definitely kill her! !

6L, I just pretended to be B, the reply time is ××××

Life is precious, but love is more expensive. If it is for freedom, both can be thrown away.

So, LZ, please don't jump down carelessly.

Then there are a bunch of people downstairs who condemn 6L, or despise LZ.

In short, there are those who persuade peace, some who come up with bad ideas, and some who make jokes. When it reaches 109L, the eyes of egg yolk cakes suddenly light up.

109L, Lanshan School of Law, reply time ××××
I don't know if there is an enchantment in LZ's room?
If there is no enchantment, LZ has three options:

First, call the police, but this method is unrealistic, because there is no specific article in the Marriage Law that says it is illegal, and the magic police will basically not accept such things.

Second, find a strong stick, smash the window glass, and then take a long pole to poke the window of the downstairs resident, ask the downstairs resident to help you, and then use the long rope to fall downstairs, so that you can successfully escape up. (Theoretically, this is the most suitable for LZ who doesn't know any spells, but considering the indifference of the devil world, it is unlikely to be implemented)
Third, learn a spell that doesn't require much mana foundation, such as levitation, so that you can go out directly from the window.I don’t know what LZ’s real body is. I guess it’s not a bird race. If it’s a beast race and born without wings, you can try "Tiyun Zong". The mantra is! ◎#¥%……※× (a few words of the specific content are quoted)
最后

You are welcome to join the Lanshan Law School. You can learn a lot of practical skills here without any mana foundation. After graduating from the school, you can recommend colleges and universities for further study, and you can also introduce jobs.Bao Xue Bao Hui, half a month of trial learning, not satisfied with the refund.

For details, please telecommunication ×××× or send MAIL to ××××

Contact: ××××
24-hour customer service Q~Q: ××××

Although it is suspected of being an advertisement, but that technique can indeed be practiced, right? The egg yolk cake practiced the "Tiyun Zong", which was originally a Wudang unique skill but has now been pirated by the devil world, a few times according to the method mentioned in the reply. It's very simple, without any difficulty in operation. Then I went to the kitchen to find a stool, and smashed it hard at the target window... The expected sound of glass shattering did not appear, and the stool seemed to be hit by a huge bullet. It bounced her back hard like a ball.

This rebounding egg yolk crisp reminded her, in fact, she could use a gentler method, which she used yesterday, that is, to open the window in a normal way.

She was misled by 109L!

………………

After 10 minutes, the egg yolk cake cried, and those windows that could be opened yesterday seemed to grow to the wall, and they couldn't be opened no matter what.

Is this the so-called enchantment?

The heart of the egg yolk cake is cool, and the egg yolk cake climbed to the Internet and continued to leave a message.

113L, LZ, reply time ××××

I did it according to the method introduced in 109L, and learned the technique, but the TT window cannot be opened, what should I do~~~>_<~~~

114L, Lanshan School of Law, reply time ××××
Then LZ's room must have set up an enchantment, and LZ can only wait for foreign aid when he has no magic power.

Earlier, LZ said that because it was a crush, and he didn’t want to trouble the person you belonged to, and he didn’t know any capable friends, then LZ couldn’t help but turn to “Lanyishe” for help. As long as they can afford enough money, I think they will definitely help You escaped.

I have sent the contact information to LZ's message box.

最后

You are welcome to join the Lanshan Law School. You can learn a lot of practical skills here without any mana foundation. After graduating from the school, you can recommend colleges and universities for further study, and you can also introduce jobs.Bao Xue Bao Hui, half a month of trial learning, not satisfied with the refund.

For details, please telecommunication ×××× or send MAIL to ××××

Contact: ××××
24-hour customer service Q~Q: ××××

The egg yolk cake is full of cows, and she has nothing on her except for a few RMB and a bank card. Does she want to use the RMB to ask some blue clothes house to rescue her from trouble!

The egg yolk cake was in despair, and a comment like this suddenly popped up.

115L, Zisan is not my real name, the reply time is ××××

Haha, I didn't expect to have this benefit when I was exiled to Liang Prison Mountain, and I was connected to the net of the Demon Realm, but your Demon Realm is too shameful, these are all things about male robbers and female prostitutes! ! !
This reply was distorted as soon as it came out, and all the subsequent replies were for this one. The compatriots of the Demon Race united unprecedentedly, and began to attack this person one after another, and even asked the moderator to seal him. IDIP or even ICIQ.

Egg Yolk Crisp's heart beat wildly. Didn't Zisan just be dispatched to Liangyu Mountain by the emperor of Zifu? This Zisan is not my real name, it should be Zisan, otherwise there would be no such coincidence in the world.But the egg yolk cake is not sure whether to be alone with Zisan, just like before she didn't know whether to ask the emperor of the Zifu for help.

However, she really doesn't have any foreign aid, so she can't just sit around and besiege the city like this.

After thinking about it, she still sent a short message to Zisan, telling Zisan of her current situation, and even urged Zisan not to tell the Emperor Zifu, and asked if there was any solution.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the news came out, it was like a stone sinking into the sea, and then she went to check the message to find out that Zisan had been blocked from IDIP, so she missed Zisan.

Egg yolk cake was so sad that she silently cleared all traces of her surfing the Internet, and practiced that "Ti Yun Zong" several times.

When Lan Yi came back, the egg yolk cake was already obediently writing a thesis. Lan Yi looked at the egg yolk cake with satisfaction, then rolled up his sleeves and washed his hands to make soup.

Continue to cool a soup twice and heat it up three times, and carefully serve it in delicate bowls and dishes, which is pleasing to the eye.

If it were another person, for example, Emperor Zifu, she might twitch her index finger, but when she met this person, she would have no appetite at all. If things go on like this, she might get anorexia.

Egg Yolk Sitting reluctantly at the table, Egg Yolk felt that it was necessary to remind Lan Yi: "Well, old... Lan Yi..."

At the critical moment, the egg yolk cake turned the boss into Lan Yi very awkwardly: "I have already fasted the grain."

"But I think eating something every day is more lifelike." Lan Yi calmly said nothing.

"Actually, to cultivate..." Egg Yolk Crisp kindly persuaded: "It's really only suitable for games. In reality, the goodwill will not change just because of a few meals."

"Dozens if a few meals are not enough, hundreds of meals if dozens of meals are not enough." Lan Yi's face remained unchanged, expressing his determination to grind the iron pestle into needles.

The egg yolk cake twitched the corner of his mouth, and then twitched again: "It's been 20 years, aren't you tired of it?"

"Compared to the 1000 years of looking for you, these 20 years are only one-fiftieth." Lan Yi has the consciousness to spend another 1000 years.

In fact, it is not a matter of time at all, but the wrong person!
The egg yolk cake scratched its head annoyedly, even its ears came out, and the pointed ones were on the top of the head, moving a little: "I don't know what happened in the previous life, but when I die, I have started again, you Why can't you let me go!"

"It's you who refused to let me go." Lan Yi held the egg yolk crisp and pressed it to his chest: "Here."

The egg yolk crisp fox body shook, and took back his hand as if it was burning.

Egg Yolk Crisp raised her head 45 degrees and burst into tears: "Boss, you are actually Erkang! Right!! Right!!!"

(End of this chapter)

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