Rebirth of Naihe is a fox

Chapter 36

Facts have proved that Shangguan Yuru's face is really thick enough, but it is impossible to verify whether it is natural or acquired for saving people.

Shangguan Yuru opened her unique phoenix eyes, and led Zisan, Zishi, Huo Nianli, Mingfeng and Xieluan to the depths of the magic palace.

Shangguan Yuru said: "I heard that there is an underground palace in the Demon Palace?"

Lan Tian smiled awkwardly: "Hehe, it's purely a rumor, a rumor..."

Shangguan Yuru said: "I heard that this underground palace was built with great care."

Lan Tian smiled: "It's all rumors..."

Shangguan Yuru said: "I want to visit, Lord Demon King will not be so stingy and refuse to visit."

Lan Tian smiled: "..."

Lan Tian: "You're going the wrong way, this is the living room."

Shangguan Yuru: "Huh? I'm not going to the living room, what we're going to is the underground palace."

Shangguan Yuru: "It's the right way."

Lan Tian: "..."

Lan Tian: You have opened your phoenix eyes to see everything and you still ask me!

Lan Tian decided to be frank: "Actually, the underground palace is the prison of the devil world, and it is not convenient for the public to visit."

Shangguan Yuru: "Why, are you afraid that we will find out that you treat the prisoners inhumanely?"

Shangguan Yuru: "Don't worry, we'll just take a tour, and we won't report it to the outside world. If you're afraid, you can pay us a hush-hush fee. After paying the hush-hush fee, we'll absolutely keep our mouths shut!"

(Zi San: Look at me, look at me, these two sentences were prompted by me!)
Lan Tian: "..."

Lan Tian: "In fact, our prison management is very humane."

Shangguan Yuru: "...Sure enough."

Shangguan Yuru: "Sure enough, the demon world has degenerated, and they are on par with human beings."

Lan Tian: "..."

Lan Tian: Is TT humane or not?

Lan Tian: "Hey, that's all, it's the same inside."

Shangguan Yuru: "Isn't it possible that the prisons in the Demon Realm will be so stereotyped and featureless?"

Lan Tian: "..."

Lan Tian euphemistically said: "A prison is not a park."

Shangguan Yuru: "Could it be that there is some ulterior secret inside?"

Lan Tian: "Prison is a secret place. Is your prison in Heaven allowed to be visited by anyone?"

Shangguan Yuru: "There is no prison in Heaven."

Shangguan Yuru: "There are only two criminal laws in the Heavenly Court, death or death."

Lan Tian: "..."

Lan Tian: Sure enough, our Demon Realm has degenerated, it's so humane!
Lan Tian: "Hey, that's all."

Shangguan Yuru: "It is very unwise to lie in front of Fenghuang."

Lan Tian: "It's also very unwise to violate my bottom line!"

Shangguan Yuru: "Why, can't you fight?"

Lan Tian: "Just fight, there is no birthday celebration like you! You have other plans! Are you intending to steal the secrets of the demon world?"

Shangguan Yuru expressed contempt: "Have you ever seen such a blatant theft?"

Lan Tian: "..."

Lan Tian: "Stop, or I'll really lose my face!"

Shangguan Yuru: "If you turn your face, you will turn your face, I'm afraid you will fail! Zisan, let Lord Demon King see what we have brought here!"

Zi San tore open his robe with a "tear-pull".

Lan Tian: "..."

Lan Tian: You are ruthless!

Egg Yolk Crisp listened to this conversation clearly on the phone, Egg Yolk Crisp asked Zisan curiously: "What did you bring here?"

"It's nothing, it's just a dozen miniaturized nuclear bombs." Zisan said lightly.

Respect high technology!Egg yolk crisps are far away.

"We should have reached the end of the land." Zisan asked the egg yolk cake: "How is it going there?"

"Well, it seems that there is only the last layer of blood left." Egg Yolk Crisp suddenly became excited: "Hey, just wait, I'll grab the head! (Remarks)"

Zisan: "..."

Zisan: "You really think this is an online game!"

As soon as Zisan finished speaking, the head of the demon of the abyss fell, and the egg yolk cake grinned at the emperor of Zifu: "I haven't used these spells for thousands of years. I didn't expect to use them so easily."

The emperor of Zifu blinked: "It's too bad, I'll teach you some amazing things later."

Egg Yolk Crisp: "..."

Well, being despised by BT is not a shameful thing.

Egg Yolk Crisp asked: "And then? How to get out? Zisan and the others are already waiting for us at the exit."

"That's it." The emperor of the Zifu transformed into a human form, and with a wave of his hand, thousands of purple thunders fell from the sky, and the corpse of the demon of the abyss... turned into powder.

The surrounding blue flames trembled and squeezed together, making an exit for two people to pass through.

The emperor of Zifu stretched out a hand to the egg yolk cake: "Let's go out."

Egg Yolk Crisp looked at the hand, smiled, and put his hand in it.

One white and one yellow, the two walked in front of the crowd in such a calm manner.

Everyone's faces were pretty.

Lan Yi's face is very green, Lan Tian's face is very black, Shangguan Yuru, Zi San, Zi Shishi, Huo Nianli, Ming Feng and Xie Luan's face are very red.

Green is the green of the green hat, black is the black of the black pot, and red is undoubtedly the red of excitement. However, as followers, Zisan, Zishi, Huo Nianli, Mingfeng and Xieluan can only be excited no matter how excited they are. Keep silent, Shangguan Yuru doesn't need it, Shangguan Yuru greets Egg Yolk Crisp excitedly: "Egg Yolk Crisp!"

Egg Yolk Crisp grinned in embarrassment—is she now called Shangguan Yuru Shangguan Yuru or Auntie?

"Emperor Zifu!" Shangguan Yuru greeted Emperor Zifu again.

The emperor of Zifu was a little surprised, Shangguan Yuru had never given her a good face like this before.

"Didn't you suddenly fall in love with us again?" The emperor of Zifu was a little worried: "But we have egg yolk cakes."

"Cut!" Shangguan Yuru rolled her eyes: "It's just that I suddenly feel that you are not such a shameless face."

Little boy... The emperor of Zifu was injured.

The emperor of the Zifu looked at the egg yolk cake aggrievedly: "Are we so small and white-faced?"

"Even a little boy is the best looking boy!" Egg Yolk Crisp has now figured out how to appease the emperor of Zifu.

Sure enough, Emperor Zifu was comforted.

The performance of meeting old friends in a foreign land was very enjoyable, and the group of dead men who were hiding in the wall and preparing to attack the emperor of Zifu were a little at a loss.

"King, do you still want to make a move?" The leader of the dead men asked in secret.

Lan Tian is very upset!
He was already very upset to see the emperor of the Zifu coming out of the abyss of desire so quickly and unscathed, but he didn't expect that the emperor of the Zifu didn't even look at him after he came out.

How can I say that he is also the only opponent in the five realms except Tathagata Buddha who doesn't know how deep he is?

Lan Tian is quite upset!

And at this very uncomfortable time, the leader of the dead soldiers came to the door.

Lan Tian snorted coldly, flicked his index finger... the leader of the dead warrior led into a certain dimension.

"Ahem..." Lan Tian coughed to attract the attention of Emperor Zifu and the others.

"Hey, isn't this the Emperor of the Purple Mansion!" Lan Tian looked very surprised: "Didn't you say that he was resting in a hotel because of his health, why did he appear here suddenly?"

Everyone staggered.

Unexpectedly, although the Demon King is not that good at fighting, he is very good at pretending.

Shangguan Yuru blinked her eyes and pretended together: "He came to look for me, maybe I've been out for too long."

Saying that, Shangguan Yuru bid farewell to Lan Tian: "Thank you Lord Demon King for your hospitality, this one-day tour of the Demon Palace and Prison has been interrupted for a long time today, so we will not delay Lord Demon King."

Lan Tian: "...Let's stay and have a light meal before leaving."

He was not reconciled to letting the emperor of the Zifu go away like this! ! ! !
The emperor of Zifu raised his eyebrows: "We have been bigu for a long time, but fighting is commonplace."

Lan Tian: "..."

Lan Tian: TT This is a pervert! ! !

However, after being in the Abyss of Desire for so long, he should have consumed a lot of cultivation, or at this time, he could gain some advantage by fighting with him.

Even if you can't beat him to death, you can get back the face you lost last time if you win evenly!
Lan Tian was a little ready to move: "Then shall we entertain a light meal?"

"If you have something to do, the disciple will do his best!" Zi Sanxiong Jiu Jiu stood up and stood up.

Lan Tian glanced at the dozen or so miniaturized nuclear bombs strapped to Zi San's waist and suddenly weakened—ten magic palaces are not enough to blow up! ! ! !

Lan Tian saw off the guests with a blank expression: "I forgot, the price of pork in the Demon Realm has recently increased, so I won't keep you guys."

Shangguan Yuru didn't understand all kinds of things: "What does it have to do with the price increase of pork if we don't stay for dinner?"

"Because he knows that none of us are vegetarians." Zisan replied with some schadenfreude.

Lan Tian couldn't hold back anymore.

With a dark face, Lan Tian said gloomyly, "I'm not a vegetarian either."

If both parties are not vegetarians, it is inevitable that they will see meat, at least some blood or something.

She didn't want to see another battle between immortals and demons! ! !

Huo Nianli didn't care about his own identity any longer, and quickly jumped out to smooth things over: "Oh, it's too late today whether you eat meat or vegetarian, why don't you try another day!"

Another day... the egg yolk cake automatically thought of going in a direction that was not CJ.

Sometimes there will be sequelae after watching too many dirty jokes!Egg yolk blush.

During the whole process of this incident, Lan Yi didn't say a word from the beginning to the end, except when he saw Huo Nianli's epiphany "Oh", he didn't have any desire to speak. At this time, he saw the egg yolk face Suspiciously red, he naturally knows what's going on, after all, they have lived together in the world for more than [-] years, and he is also familiar with what she is familiar with.

At least on this point, the emperor of the Zifu is no match for the white dragon horse.

Blue Wing suddenly mustered up his courage.

Lan Yi looked at the egg yolk cake: "You stay, okay?"

what!what! !what! ! !

This person threw her into the abyss of desire, and then invited her to stay in the blink of an eye, the egg yolk crisp was surprised.

Egg Yolk Crisp asked Lan Yi puzzledly: "In your eyes, do I look like a Virgin Mary?"

Blue Wing doesn't understand.

"If it's not the Holy Mother," Egg Yolk asked, "what makes you think I'll stay after being hurt so much by you?"

"Once and again..." Lan Yi said sharply: "You remember?"

"I remembered it, I completely remembered it." Egg Yolk Crisp sighed, the truth was completely different from the version Lan Yi told, so she just said, how could she be such a virgin!

Remarks: In the game, in gang battles or on the battlefield, when someone kills the opponent with his last breath, he suddenly rushes up to kill the opponent, which is called head grabbing.

(End of this chapter)