Chapter 55

Suddenly there was a sound of Sanskrit, and this dark and remote place was covered with a layer of holy light. The movements of Lantian and Lanyi became dull due to this layer of holy light, but the silver knife in Egg Yolk Crisp's hand did not hesitate at all. Seeing blood, the fox serum brightened and rolled into the bowl drop by drop.

A skillful hand who grasped flowers came suddenly, snatched the silver knife from Egg Yolk Crisp's hand, and wiped it, the wound healed instantly.

"Ami Tofu, little fox, you don't want to kill this old man in such a clean place as the Buddhist world." Following the words, a shriveled old man in white appeared next to Egg Yolk Crisp, with one spinning top after another on top of his head, it was obvious, He is a Buddha.

"Lengdeng Ancient Buddha?" The egg yolk cake remembers that the Dideng Ancient Buddha in "Journey to the West" roughly looks like this.

The Buddha smiled slightly: "The old man's dharma name is as follows."

Such a thin Tathagata... Well, the egg yolk cake admits that he is too deeply influenced by Chinese mythology.

Tathagata handed back the silver knife to the egg yolk cake, walked straight between the blue sky and the blue wings, clasped his hands together, and proclaimed the Buddha's name: "Ami Tofu, the benefactor came to my Buddhist world to steal the dark flame and disturb my dark abyss. Do you want to commit murder again?"

As he spoke, he split his hands, and Lan Tian and Lan Yi were each forced to take three steps back.

Lan Yi took advantage of the situation and sat on the ground, and the egg yolk cake quickly handed over the small jade bowl. There was only a little fox blood in it, but it was better than nothing.

Lan Yi glanced at the egg yolk cake, and poured it into his mouth unambiguously, with a half-smile: "So I can wait for this day too."

"Would you like some more?" The egg yolk cake was more concerned about this question.

"Do you want to die again?" Lan Yi asked without answering, slowly closed his eyes, and sat down cross-legged: "I don't think you can squeeze more blood from a little fox like you who has only been cultivated for more than 1000 years." .”

After being reminded by him, the egg yolk cake realized that her head was extremely dizzy.Even if she has inherited Lord Wushenjun's amazing innate supernatural powers, this bowl of blood is still a bit too much for her.She didn't dare to neglect, and quickly sat down cross-legged and adjusted her breath.

At this moment, the emperor of the Purple Mansion hadn't adjusted his breathing well yet, and Mom and Dad looked over one by one. Although they were full of questions to ask, they didn't dare to disturb them. It was very quiet here for a while.

Relatively speaking, the blue sky seems quite unsettled.

"How is it possible." Lan Tian looked at Tathagata in disbelief, even when the emperor of Zifu was in full condition, he was just slightly better than him, but the shriveled monk in front of him was only immobilized by his imposing aura.

"Are you thinking, why can't you behave like this in front of the old monk?" Tathagata's eyes were like torches.

"Ami Tofu." Tathagata proclaimed the Buddha's name: "Actually, the fighting spirit of this old monk is far inferior to that of Emperor Zifu, and it is even not enough compared to yours."

Far away, and... Lan Tian twitched in a very uncomfortable way.

Tathagata said again: "But this is the Buddhist world. The Buddhist world is a place of faith. I am the only one. At least in the Buddhist world, I am invincible, because I am supported by the beliefs of thousands of believers, and my strength is endless."

The power of faith, true cow B!

After the egg yolk cake has finished adjusting breath, open your eyes.

The emperor of the Zifu also finished adjusting his breath, patted his pants, and got up: "Tathagata, I'm very sorry, we broke your dark abyss."

Tathagata turned his head sadly: "Ami Tofu, once you come to the Buddhist world, you will destroy one of my magic treasures, and if you come twice, you will destroy two of them. Please, don't come again!"

"Have you ever been to the Buddhist world?" Egg Yolk Crisp asked curiously, "You guys knew each other well before?"

"That was when the Buddhist world was just built, we came to fight with him and damaged his pagoda." The emperor of Zifu said simply.

There were originally only four realms in heaven and earth, but one day, a bald monk built the fifth realm. This was something that even gods and demons could not tolerate. The emperor of the Zifu was indifferent by nature, so he didn't take this kind of territorial dispute to heart , but since this person can create a world by himself, it means that his strength should not be underestimated.

The sky was dark and the earth was dark, and the Tathagata's creation pagoda was also destroyed, but because of this fight, the two of them had the meaning of being a hero. Fu Dijun didn't do anything, so this matter just dragged on.The fairy world doesn't do anything, and the demon world doesn't dare to move rashly. After this, the Buddhist world has developed to the point where it is now.

"However, if a pagoda exists in another world, you won't lose." The emperor of Zifu said to Ru.

Tathagata continued to frown: "This is my own personal strength, I don't appreciate your favor."

"We didn't say you owed us anything, otherwise why would we bother to venture into the abyss of darkness by ourselves." How proud the emperor of Zifu was.

The Tathagata continued to clarify with a frowning face: "The reason I appear here is because I don't want to kill evil in this pure land of the Buddha world."

"I don't accept your favor either." The emperor of Zifu bowed and rolled the egg yolk to crisp up.

Tathagata was overjoyed, and looked at the blue sky with a smile: "Does the devil understand what I mean?"

At least the egg yolk cake understands, that is, this is my territory, you can't kill people here, and you can do whatever you like outside of my territory.

And now that Emperor Zifu's injuries have recovered, what can Demon King Lantian do!

Lan Tian smoked from his nostrils and went aggressively.

The emperor of the Zifu held the egg yolk crisp, and the egg yolk crisp held the egg mother and father, and Lan Yi got up from the ground precariously, and wanted to leave.

Tathagata proclaimed the Buddha's name again: "Ami Tofu, Master Lan, stay here."

Lan Yi was a little strange: "Why, the great monk still wants to pay off his father's debts."

"How can this old man be so unreasonable?" Tathagata said with a stern look, "This old man sees that you are full of holes in love, your body is like duckweed, and you have no place to stand, so I solemnly extend an invitation to you—— If you get that mortal mind, you will become a Buddha right away."

"Pfft!" The egg yolk cake couldn't help laughing.

How can there be such abducted people to become monks!
Tathagata still said sternly: "I cherish you as a talent, and I can't bear you to go farther and farther on that road, so I want to extend my hand to you, so, Lan Benefactor, you give up this body to serve my Buddha! "

Such words sound funny, but it is extremely desolate to taste carefully.

Lan Yi glanced at the egg yolk cake, then at the hands she held with the Emperor Zifu, her eyes darkened, she pursed her lips, and agreed to Tathagata: "Okay, I'll stay."

Egg Yolk Crisp opened his mouth to persuade him, but then he thought that he had no position at all. Besides, love affairs have never been the mainstream for immortals and demons. Since Tathagata valued him so much, maybe he, the son of the demon king who has fallen out of favor, can have a good time here. Not necessarily as.

………………

An hour later, Lan Yi was sitting in the computer center of the Buddha Realm with smoke coming out of his seven orifices, and the network administrator—this is the Tathagata's reuse of him! ! !
However, Lan Yi immediately smiled again. This Tathagata is really making the best use of everything and people. This is not what he is best at. At least in this field, no matter whether it is the emperor of the Zifu, Lan Tian, ​​or Tathagata, they all follow him. He is incomparable.

When Lan Yi was sitting in the computer center of the Buddha Realm, Egg Yolk Crisp and the others were already in Zichen Mansion.

The Emperor of the Zi Mansion asked Dan Mom and Dad: "It would be great for the second elder to live in our Zichen Mansion from now on, so we can take care of it."

Mom and Dad discussed for a while, and although their relatives and friends are all in the world, firstly, there are no old people above them; It's not good to involve the egg yolk pastry like this time.

So after discussing for a while, the two agreed to stay.

The emperor of the Zifu asked Zishi to arrange a small courtyard, and the egg yolk cakes hurriedly went to decorate their rooms, first went to the world to purchase, and then came back to pull the telephone line, pull the network cable, pull the cable TV line, and set up the kitchen. , buy toilets, in short, do everything possible according to the modernization of the world, so that the parents of the eggs can live comfortably.

Later, the number disciples with the surname Zi in Zichen Mansion arranged the rooms according to this pattern, of course, this is a later story.

It has been a few days since the egg yolk cakes have been settled properly. On this day, the egg yolk cakes returned to the living room of the emperor Zifu from the egg daddy and egg mother, and said to the emperor Zifu: "You can go to the house tomorrow. Look at that motherless concubine."

The emperor of the Zifu sent the finally prepared medicinal soup to the egg yolk cake: "No hurry, I will raise it for two days, and wait for you to recuperate your body."

Once the egg yolk crisp was warm, he enthusiastically brought the bowl of medicinal soup to his mouth and drank it down in one gulp.

It's not bad to drink, the sweet taste is quite different from the taste of traditional Chinese medicine as imagined.

"What is this?" Egg Yolk Crisp asked curiously.

"Medicine." Emperor Zifu blinked.

"I know it's medicine, but, what's it made of, why isn't it bad at all?" Egg Yolk Crisp asked wonderingly.

"Are you asking about raw materials?" The emperor of Zifu hesitated.

The egg yolk crisp asked inexplicably: "Then what else?"

"Really want to know?" Emperor Zifu asked for confirmation.

"Yeah." The egg yolk cake didn't care about the expression of the Emperor Zifu for a while, and urged: "What is it made of?"

The emperor of the Zifu waited for a while before answering: "Toads, lizards, centipedes, and the blood of the rooster and the golden crow."

The stomach of the egg yolk crisp suddenly turned upside down.

These are medicines, medicines, although they sound scary, but they are very nourishing, very nourishing! ! ! !

The egg yolk crisp has no color on its face, desperately trying to build a heart for itself.

The emperor of the Zifu looked at the egg yolk cake nervously, seeing that she didn't vomit, he finally felt relieved.

"We were afraid that you would vomit if you couldn't accept it." The emperor of Zifu was relieved.

"Boss!" Egg Yolk Cake struggled to force out words from between his teeth, "There is a kind of lie in this world called a white lie."

"We won't lie." The Emperor Zifu lowered his eyelids.

After a while, Emperor Zifu raised his eyes again: "But we will choose not to tell you if we encounter a similar situation again."

"Oh, you..." The egg yolk cake suddenly didn't feel uncomfortable at all, but felt very happy.

Happiness, what a hypocritical word!

(End of this chapter)

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