Rebirth of Naihe is a fox

Chapter 58

The imperial concubine of the Purple Mansion was pregnant, and as soon as Huo Nianli told her about it, all the gods and immortals outside the Zichen Mansion rushed to report it!
The heavens are not like the mortal world, men and women love each other, and then they will have offspring in secret. If this is the case, there will be only life but no death, the heaven will soon be full, and there will be an energy crisis tens of thousands of years earlier in the world.The birth of a fairy child in the heavens is mostly a kind of fairy chance, such as the ten thousand year fairy fruit or the holy weapon, which has accumulated enough aura, and is eaten by a female fairy by chance, so it becomes a fetal fruit. To become a fairy, this can be regarded as a kind of fairy seed borrowed from the belly; there is another kind, the fairy couple bound by the golden thread has been inseparable for thousands of years and finally married a fairy.

However, in view of the experience of having no concubine last time, none of the immortals dared to be sure whether the concubine of the Zifu was pregnant with a borrowed fairy seed or a fairy child from heaven, and the emperor of the Zifu was even more uneasy.

Therefore, on the day when the emperor and concubine of the Zi Mansion gave birth, a group of disciples with the surname Zi and a group of idle gods gathered in the Zichen Mansion, and the scene can be said to be spectacular.

The emperor of the Zifu was even more excited, he waited anxiously outside the delivery room, and walked a full 860 steps before waiting for the egg mother to come out of the delivery room with a small bag in her arms.

Before Mama Egg could open her mouth to congratulate, the emperor of Zifu asked impatiently, "Is it a man or a woman?"

The mother of the egg opened a corner of the package somewhat at a loss, and there was another egg!

The emperor of the Zifu didn't understand, but he wasn't too surprised by the number disciples of the Zi family, the Gods and Sanxian.

——The emperor of the Zifu has the body of a dog, and the concubine of the Zifu has the body of a fox. They were originally viviparous animals. Although it is beyond reason to give birth to an egg at this time, it does not matter whether the concubine of the Zifu gave birth to an egg or not. It was expected.

The heavens are boring, and the gods and gods have already set up a betting market for whether the imperial concubine of the Zifu will give birth to a boy or a daughter. Once the news that the imperial concubine of the Zifu gave birth to an egg, the banker suddenly suffered a loss. I made a lot of money, among which Wushenjun is the most.

Wushenjun has been waiting for this day since the imperial concubine of the Zifu was pregnant. At the beginning, he was full of hope but ended up being a fairy seed, which was laughed at by the emperor of the Zifu. Now he can finally laugh back.

Therefore, on the day of the baptism of the Three Dynasties, Wushen Juntete brought a group of gods and ministers to participate. , Zichen Mansion was extremely lively.

The emperor of the Zifu originally didn't want to hold any banquet, but he could lose the face of the god, but he couldn't disappoint the gods in the entire heaven, so he reluctantly ordered the number disciples surnamed Zi to come out with a buffet banquet, with only a few kinds of fruit wine. That's all.

Of course, everyone didn't come here for dinner, so they didn't care much about the brevity.

Everyone stared at the egg.

A really beautiful egg, all white and flawless, like a huge white pearl, looks even more extraordinary when placed on a jade tray covered with red velvet.

But from morning to night, the egg didn't move, and it stood firmly on the tray, like a fossil.

The emperor of Zifu was a little anxious, walked to the tray, and without saying anything else, stretched out his hand to hug the egg.

As soon as it reached the hand, the egg cracked a crack.

"Could it be that we have been waiting for this to fail?" The emperor of the Zifu was both surprised and delighted.

No one paid any attention to him, everyone just looked at the egg nervously.

The egg was trembling, the gap was getting bigger and bigger, and the top gradually showed signs of cracking, and finally a piece of the eggshell on the top broke.

At this time, not only the emperor and his wife of the Zifu, but every immortal or non-immortal present held their breath, for fear of being shocked like the unhatched ××—the reason why it is called ×× is because no one knows what will happen after a while. What would be the thing that came out of the shell.

Under the breath-holding gaze of all the eyes, a smooth, white, tender and fleshy little hand protruded from the egg, clearly a human little hand!

Everyone had mixed feelings at the moment.

The emperor of the Zifu was relieved. Although dogs and foxes also had a kind of offspring called dog foxes, they were gods, and although they could not be sure that they would be god-given fairy children if they gave birth to human-shaped fetuses, they would be [-]% or [-]% sure.

Lord Wushen is jealous, thinking that he and Concubine Wushen have worked so hard for tens of thousands of years to only have one immortal seed, and it has only been so long since Emperor Zifu married her daughter that he has given birth to a fairy boy bestowed by God!

The purple surname disciple Zhushen Sanxian was disappointed. They made all kinds of weird ideas, but they didn't expect such an ordinary result in the end.

The dealer thanked heaven, thanked the earth, and thanked the sun for shining on the earth. The last time he was in the dealership, he finally won back this time!

The eggshells slowly shattered piece by piece, slowly showing a whole appearance, first the arms, then the head, then the neck, the body, the legs, and the feet, obviously a fairy boy.

Seeing the wind, Xiantong grew up, and slowly stood up, revealing the small tail between his legs... Oh, it's not a tail, it's J×J, a J×J of a cucumber and two eggs.Look again, look again, it is still J×J, no tail means no tail, completely a humanoid BABY.

At this time, anyone can no longer take chances, the fairy boy is the fairy boy!

In any case, since the pot has already been opened, we are willing to bet and admit defeat, and no one can say anything else. Everyone packs up their broken glass hearts, goes back to their homes, and looks for their mothers.

At this moment, Xiantong said: "Fuck me, wear it!"

Extra:

About the name
long long ago
Young Egg Dad (surprised): Wife, what are you doing?
Young egg mother: (rolling eyes) Don't you have eyes, feed the egg yolk!

Young Egg Dad: (wiping sweat) Well, I can see it.But, my wife, didn't you say that the four-month-old baby only eats one egg yolk a day, I remember you already fed it in the morning.

Young egg mother: (grieved) You think I don't know!I just peeled myself to eat, but what should she do when she sees it? !

Young Egg Dad: (please) So it’s like this... Our baby loves egg yolk so much, so we’ll call her Little Egg Yolk from now on, and for her name, just find a homonym~
Therefore, the egg yolk cake has since been given an embarrassing and divine name-Sudanhuang.

It directly led to the fact that Egg Yolk Crisp was only willing to tell others that her name was Egg Yolk Crisp, but she refused to tell others that her name was actually Sudan Huang.

extra episode two
still about the name
a long time later
Egg Yolk Crisp: (poking) Why don't you let me call you by your name?
Emperor Zifu: (touching his chin) You mean Ziyu?
Egg Yolk Crisp: That's right, you are already married, and you still call you Emperor Zifu, how silly!

Emperor Zifu: (touching his chin) You are right, you can call us Ziyu from now on.

Emperor Zifu: (Additional) We don't call you Egg Yolk Crisp anymore, we call you Yingxi.

Egg Yolk Crisp: (==) Forget it, I'll continue to call you Emperor Zifu.

In conclusion, egg yolk crisps are not the only ones who can't accept names between A and C.

Part Three
about nanny
Not very front and not very back

Huo Nianli: So many people in Zichen Mansion asked me to be the nanny for that little devil because of Mao Fei!
Emperor Zifu: You are the only woman in Zichen Mansion.

Huo Nianli: (pointing to the egg yolk cake) Isn't she a woman!
Egg Yolk Crisp: (with a blank face) I can't accept a baby who wears clothes, even though I'm his own mother.

Huo Nianli: ...

Huo Nianli: What about the egg mother?

Zisan: (gloating) Mommy and Dad have fallen in love with traveling in the past two years, running back and forth between the fairyland, the Buddhist world, and the green mountains, how can they have time to take care of their children.

Huo Nianli: (stares) What about your wife?
Zisan: You mean Xiaoyu?

Huo Nianli: How many wives do you have?

Egg Yolk Crisp: (sympathetically) Don't you know, she's pregnant.

Huo Nianli: ...

Dan Sheng: (with a wicked smile) Just accept your fate, you are destined to be my man, you can't escape.

Huo Nianli: TT help!I don't like black belly! !I don't like Zhengtai nurturing! ! !
extra episode four
About BMW
Before giving birth, after the bridal chamber
Love pager: (pointing to Aobai who fell from the sky, terrified) You you you you you... who are you? !
Aobai: (with no expression on his face) Please sign for your BMW!
Love pager: You, you, you, you... you are not a BMW, you are obviously a gentleman, I will pay the bill!

Aobai, transformed into a white dragon horse.

The love pager, the eyeballs fell all over the place.

Love Pager: (deep breath, calmly) Tell the supplier for me, what I want is a BMW with four wheels.

Ao Bai: (with no expression on his face) There is no remark on the purchase order, and no replacement will be made.

Love Pager: Then I don’t want it anymore! ! !

Ao Bai: (with no expression on his face) The goods have been sold and will not be returned or exchanged.

Love Pager:  …

(End of this chapter)