Rebirth of Naihe is a fox

Chapter 9

As soon as these words came out, even the egg yolk cake was struck by lightning. For a while, it was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, like a demon. From then on, she felt that whole grains and other grains were unacceptable to her.

Some things really can't be thought about, and once thought about, there is no hope of life.

Although Ao Ningyun and the emperor of the Zifu were also shocked, fortunately, one was born as a dragon princess, and the other was bigu for so long that he even forgot the time, so he recovered relatively quickly.

The emperor of the Zifu lifted the teapot and poured another cup, held it to the mouth of Egg Yolk Crisp, and coaxed: "Hey, open your mouth."

Prepare the egg yolk cake and slowly open your mouth.

The emperor of the Zifu said while feeding: "Don't spit anymore, one ambergris can squeeze out two cups of ambergris, no matter how big our old face is, it is impossible for Xiaobai to take out two ambergris in one go. Come."

"puff!"

This time the egg yolk crisp did not spit out, the egg yolk crisp was sprayed.

Ao Ningyun was inevitably sprayed in the face again.

"Reason, give me a reason!" Ao Ningyun said expressionlessly.

Egg yolk flirtatiously met his paws: "Actually, I can't blame me this time, I can only blame what he said just now for being too stupid."

"What?" The emperor of Zifu was puzzled.

Egg yolk cake, she poked the Emperor Zifu's face angrily: "If you hadn't insisted that such a pretty face is an old face, how could I have laughed! How could I have wasted this last glass of ambergris!"

The egg yolk crisp is so distressing!

The emperor of Zifu frowned: "Are you praising us?"

Is that the point of the sentence?
The egg yolk cake is speechless.

The emperor of the Zifu wiped off a little water stain hanging from the corner of the mouth of the egg yolk cake in a happy mood: "Don't be afraid, we will think of other ways to transform you."

"Is there any other way?" Egg Yolk Crisp asked.

"Naturally." The emperor of the Zifu said, "For example, in practice, you just need to slow down."

"Then you all go to practice slowly, so that you don't want to be sent away!" Ao Ningyun couldn't bear it and opened her mouth to push people away.

"Well, Xiaobai, let's go." The emperor of Zifu greeted and teleported.

So she went to the Dragon Palace and only heard a very bloody story, and everything went back to the far point. Egg Yolk Crisp looked at the infinitely cool bed of Emperor Zifu with infinite melancholy—they had already returned to Emperor Zifu's bed. living room.

"Practice, how to practice?" Egg Yolk Suqiang cheered up and asked the emperor of Zifu.

Although she originally thought it was Barr who sent her on the trip, she still had to be careful that Barr and Wang Xiaoming lived too happily and forgot that she had been left here.

Although being a fox is very new, after all, she still has a real life there. This time, the project was handed over through the network to deal with it, but she must not come to the scene to defend the thesis, not to mention she still has parents. She had to call her parents at least once a week, and it was time to call her parents in two days.

The egg yolk cake is a bit regretful, she should have brought her mobile phone here... However, even if the mobile phone has been out of power for two days, she doesn't think there is a place to charge it in Zichen Mansion.

This problem can be said to be imminent. It is very necessary for her to discuss with Zisan, and she almost forgot about the computerized teaching before being interrupted by the emperor of the Zifu!
"Where is Zisan?" Egg Yolk Crisp asked the emperor of Zifu.

The emperor of the Zifu was very hurt. When the egg yolk cake was wandering, he talked a lot about cultivation, but in the end he only waited for such an answer!

The emperor of the Zifu raised his eyebrows: "Why, do you think it is better to follow Zisan to practice than to follow us? We are Zisan's master!"

"Uh..." Egg Yolk Crisp explained: "Well, I didn't find him for cultivation."

"You asked us how to cultivate, and then you told us that we were not looking for Zisan for cultivation." The emperor of Zifu complained.

"This..." Egg yolk cake Waterfall Khan felt deeply guilty: "I apologize."

——It is indeed very impolite to be absent-minded when talking to others. Buttercup is a good boy who has the courage to admit his mistakes!It's just that her apology was interpreted by the Emperor Zifu as another meaning, and the Emperor Zifu was silent, and said: "Sure enough, you have taken a fancy to Zisan!"

Egg yolk cake Genghis Khan, egg yolk cake doesn't understand: "Why do you keep telling me that I like Zisan again and again?"

"Because you keep asking us Zisan once or twice." The emperor of the Zifu was aggrieved.

"This..." Egg Yolk Crisp said sincerely, "I really have something to do with Zisan."

"Is there anything you can't come to us?" The questioning of his ability also made the emperor of Zifu unhappy.
"You have lost thousands of years of knowledge about the human world." The egg yolk cake pointed out implicitly.

The implication is: you are out of date!

The emperor of Zifu was choked, but he regained his confidence in an instant: "So what, didn't we take you to the supermarket and computer mall today?"

You still have the face to say it!
The egg yolk cake looked at Emperor Zifu with contempt: "Did you pay for the shopping?"

Causing her to be a thief and robber for a while, she felt very guilty.

"No." The emperor of the Zifu said calmly, "But we left him a lucky star, and he will earn back double what we take."

"Lucky star?" Egg yolk cake doubted, "Why didn't I see any lucky star you left behind?"

"We are lucky stars." The emperor of the Zifu said solemnly: "We are the Lord of the Earth Immortal, and the Lord of the Earth Immortal will definitely leave a lucky star in the places where he has visited in the world, and the Lord of the Earth Immortal will definitely get double rewards—— It is the blessing of mana that the Three Immortals of Fu, Lu, and Shou put on us."

Too idealistic!

However, it cannot be denied.

"Okay, this problem has been solved, but I suggest that next time you spend in the world, it is better to pay directly. The money is equal to the goods, and the two are not owed." The egg yolk cake nodded reluctantly, and then said: "Then , do you know what electricity is, what is the Internet, what is information sharing, and what is mobile phone signal?"

"We..." The emperor of Zifu blinked: "You tell us and we will know."

The emperor of the Zifu is very proud of his flash of inspiration, the so-called closeness to the water, the so-called long-term love, the so-called bright future!
Emperor Zifu squinted his eyes.

The egg yolk cake suddenly felt calculated, and the fur of the fox stood on end.

She watched Zifu Emperor's meaningful expression vigilantly, and said, "I just asked Zisan to help teach you."

"If you want Zisan's help, you can do it!" The emperor of Zifu frowned. Although he didn't understand the so-called light bulbs, he could feel the wattage of Zisan sensitively. It must be more than 3000, hot and bright !
"But I have to ask him about some infrastructure matters." The egg yolk cake couldn't figure it out, why did the emperor of the Zifu not want to see Zisan so much, could it be that Zisan had offended him before?

After thinking through this section, Egg Yolk Crisp promised: "I promise, I just ask some questions, and I will never let him get in the way in front of you."

such……

The emperor of Zifu reluctantly replied: "Okay then, but we have to be present."

Hey, he doesn't want to see Zi San, why does he have to be there? !
Egg yolks habitually waited for the teleportation.

But this time it wasn't them who teleported, it was Zisan.

Zisan hid in his room holding a large bucket of KFC spicy chicken wings and was happily eating, when suddenly the scenery in front of him changed and he was in the living room of Emperor Zifu.

Zi San shook, the paper bucket in his hand, including the half-eaten chicken wings, shook to the ground, the golden chicken wings on the pure white plush carpet were shocking, and the golden oil and water were about to blur in the blink of an eye.

"Ah, my plush." ​​Egg yolk puffed over in distress.

destroyed!All ruined! ! !

Then the egg yolk cake realized that the plush didn't belong to her.

The emperor of the Zifu looked at Zisan dangerously: "Well, do you have meat in the Zichen Mansion?"

"Master..." Zi San's legs were weak, and he knelt tremblingly.

In fact, it is not a big deal to have meat in the Zichen Mansion, but the expression of the emperor of the Zi Mansion at the moment shows that this time is a big deal!

why?Zisan looked at the egg yolk crisp uncertainly.

Anyone who dares to peek at him!The emperor of Zifu was even more annoyed, he waved his sleeves: "We will let you eat!"

Immediately, those chicken wings and paper buckets threw themselves at Zisan.

Zisan was caught off guard, and didn't dare to hide at all. He had no choice but to be smashed to pieces. Those chicken wings were scattered on his head like decorations. On his body, the paper bucket became a ready-made big hat to hold him Oil stains slowly overflowed from his head.

The plush carpet has returned to its original spotless state, and the egg yolk pastry looked over and over again in amazement: "Nanotechnology?!"

"It's a time reversal technique." The Emperor Zifu looked at the egg yolk cake flatteringly: "How?"

"It's so economical and practical!" Tears welled up in the egg yolk cake holding the plush.

Zisan was speechless, just twitched the corners of his mouth silently, and then twitched again - if it was a time reversal spell, how could these chicken wings flow back on him!
But Zisan at least confirmed one thing: the emperor of the Zifu was angry because of this little fox!

Because this little fox seems to love this rug, which he just nearly destroyed.

So, in the future, he must flatter this little fox!

"Master, this little fox is so beautiful!" Zi San slandered without changing his expression.

But the face of the emperor of the Zifu changed, and the emperor of the Zifu said uncertainly: "Why, you like it very much?"

Could it be that the flattery is wrong? !

Zisan was sweating coldly, he didn't know whether to affirm or deny, the brain program was running rapidly, analyzing, re-analyzing...

"I'm just affirming the master's aesthetics." Zisan finally came up with a very safe answer.

Sure enough, the Emperor Zifu's face looked better.

Zisan let out a breath, and roughly knew the direction, that is—the little fox is the treasure of the Emperor Zifu, a treasure that no one can covet!
This is the first time I know that my master has such a strong possessive desire. I have never seen him be so precious to a certain animal before. Does it mean that people will have eccentricities when they are old?Zisan was a little puzzled, but staying away from the place of right and wrong should be the best choice at present.

Zisan asked: "If nothing happens, disciple..."

"It's okay, why did we invite you here?" The emperor of Zifu raised his eyebrows.

Zisan immediately fell silent.

The emperor of Zifu bowed and took the egg yolk cake into his arms: "Zisan is here, what's the matter, please ask."

Zi San trembled - he finally knew where his unreasonable disaster came from, the little fox hurt him!

Could it be that she is revenge for falling into the water?But it wasn't him who threw him into the water.

Zisan felt wronged.

(End of this chapter)