Lao Tzu is the Lord of the Land

Chapter 201
When Han Fujing was about to open his mouth to ask Lin Yuan to point out the location of the toilet, Lin Xiaole unexpectedly came back.

Han Fujing's heart is so sour!

Brother, can you come back from playing for a few more minutes?I've been waiting for so long, I don't care about these few minutes, but my large intestine can't stand it.

Han Fujing's stomach hurts when he gets up, and if he doesn't get up, Da Tiao will show his head.

But over there Lin Xiaole got closer and closer.

If he got up and went to the toilet, and gave Lin Xiaole an excuse to go for a walk, if he didn't come back after walking all night, wouldn't he have to squat all night?
Oh my God!

Han Fujing is really sour right now.

He wants shit!

"Boss Han, what's wrong with you?" Lin Yuan was not a roundworm in Han Fujing's stomach, so he didn't know what Lin Yuan was thinking at the moment, but seeing his ugly face, as if he couldn't hold back, he kindly cared for him.

Han Fujing grinned his teeth, nodded to Lin Yuan in sweat, and said, "Brother, I'm fine..."

Lin Yuan glanced at him suspiciously, didn't say anything, but looked up at Lin Xiaole, and said with a smile, "Oh, Party Secretary Lin is back... Party Secretary, Boss Han has been waiting for you for a long time, and I even ate two bowls of chicken." It's..."

puff……

When Han Fujing heard the chicken, he almost couldn't help but throw it out, gritted his teeth and squeezed it back, but couldn't help but fart!

"Who farts..."

"It stinks, let no one eat..."

"Yeah, it's too immoral, Lao Lin, can you plug the chrysanthemum?"

The surrounding villagers were not finished drinking at this time, and several people were still drinking vigorously. Han Fujing suddenly let out a stinky fart, which made them scream.

Lin Yuan's egg hurts, he said that I didn't put this fart, but if he said it wasn't him, he would sell Han Fujing, but selling Han Fujing would not be appropriate...

Lin Yuan was confused.

Fortunately, at this time, Lin Xiaole came over.

Lin Xiaole glanced at Han Fujing's constipated expression, glanced at Lin Yuan, frowned and said, "What are you talking about? He ate our two bowls of chicken?"

Lin Yuan didn't know what Lin Xiaole meant, so he nodded and said, "Yes, two bowls..."

Lin Xiaole looked at Han Fujing with a serious expression, and said, "You ate my two bowls of chicken?"

Han Fujing nodded in pain, his face turned livid, and said guiltily, "It's two bowls..."

"Ma Dan, dare to eat two bowls of chicken from me, one bowl costs 1000 yuan, pay quickly!" Lin Xiaole said bluntly.

Villagers can eat mother's legs, but you, Han Fujing, can't.

Lin Yuan and the nearby villagers were bullied, what does Party Secretary Lin mean?
Although they also wanted to kill Han Fujing in their hearts, who made Yaye rich?
But everyone accepted other people's Zhonghua cigarettes, so they felt embarrassed.

Hearing that Lin Xiaole sells a bowl of chicken for [-], everyone admires Lin Xiaole, don’t want it, the branch secretary is the branch secretary, the cow is dead, a bowl of chicken sells for [-], this is a sky-high price, it depends on Boss Han If you can't give it, who told you to eat it without asking the price?Tsk tsk, it deserves it.

They didn't know that Lin Xiaole's bowl of chicken was indeed not expensive at all in the county.

Instead, they thought that Lin Xiaole was deliberately killing Han Fujing.

So I deliberately said that a bowl of chicken is 1000 yuan.

Han Fujing shook his head hastily.

Lin Xiaole narrowed his eyes and said, "Why? Too expensive?"

Han Fujing shook his head, and said, "No, it's too cheap, how about one hundred thousand and one bowl?"

He was giving Lin Xiaole a gift in disguise, and wanted Lin Xiaole to give his son a break.

Han Fujing is very good at giving gifts in disguise.

No less work.

Suck……

The surrounding villagers were persecuted!

He stared blankly at Han Fujing.

Nima, are you out of your mind?
Lin Yuan also felt so uncomfortable that he almost jumped up, totally in awe.

Lin Xiaole squinted at Han Fujing and said, "Are you sure?"

When Han Fujing heard this, he was overjoyed and said hastily, "Yes, I'm sure, if I don't sell the [-] yuan, I can add more money!"

Suck……

The villagers gasped again.

The richest man in Ma Dan is the richest man, there is no comparison, we really can't understand their outlook on life.

It’s just a bowl of chicken, even [-] is too cheap...

Ma Dan, this is chicken, not human flesh, brother, your head was kicked by a donkey, right?
Lin Xiaole glanced at Han Fujing, and said lightly: "One hundred thousand is one hundred thousand, I'm not an unkind person!"

puff……

A villager couldn't hold back and sprayed, branch secretary, are you still being kind?A bowl of chicken sells for [-] yuan.

Oops, no, how much chicken did I spit out in one bite?Wouldn't it cost several hundred?Cheap mouth, cheap mouth, why didn't you lock the door properly?
No, this front tooth is not working, go back and change a set of porcelain ones.

As soon as Lin Xiaole finished speaking, Han Fujing was suddenly overjoyed, and he let go of his grip. He stood up excitedly and wanted to grab Lin Xiaole's hand.

But it feels like the back door is loose...

Han Fujing is Mondeo!

He turned around and ran with his hips between his legs, not forgetting to yell: "Secretary Lin, wait for me, I'll be back in a few minutes, you must wait for me..."

"It stinks when I go..."

"What's the matter? What's wrong with Boss Han? Pulled his crotch?"

"Ha, you really opened your mouth, I think Boss Han seems to have pulled his crotch..."

Lin Yuan watched in astonishment as Han Fujing went straight to the dense forest at the foot of the mountain in the distance, then looked back at Lin Xiaole and asked in astonishment, "Secretary, what's wrong with Boss Han?"

Lin Xiaole smiled and said, "Can't you see?"

Lin Yuan was forced, and stammered: "Really, did you really stretch your crotch?"

Lin Xiaole laughed and said, "Why, can't you?"

"It's not impossible, I just find it unbelievable, why is it like this?" Lin Yuan scratched his head and smiled awkwardly.

"Isn't it your credit? You have to let people eat two bowls. Isn't it enough to eat one bowl?" Lin Xiaole said jokingly.

Lin Yuan suddenly felt embarrassed, "How would I know, I just saw that he was very polite when he came here, and he gave a pack of Zhonghua to each of them, but you didn't let him wait in the house, I couldn't bear it..."

Lin Xiaole said lightly: "When he comes back later, tell him that a bowl of 10 yuan is not less than a penny. If you give the money, get out, don't be an eyesore here!"

After Lin Xiaole finished speaking, she turned and went back to the house.

Lin Yuan was sluggish!

Brother, what do you mean by this?

Do you have one like this?

How can this be done?

Can people be happy?

Lin Yuan stayed where he was, not knowing what to do.

"Old Lin, look at your future, the branch secretary has already said, you are afraid of a wool..."

"That's right. If the branch secretary said 20, then 20. Didn't you see that they didn't say anything? It's clear that they are here to send money, but you have no eyesight..."

"Our branch secretary is very good now, why can't you, old Lin, keep up with your thinking..."

A few waves of villagers who drank, drowsy from drinking, began to tease and run on Lin Yuan.

Lin Yuan's egg hurts.

"Go away, drinking and eating meat can't stop your crap!" Lin Yuan cursed angrily after being crushed.

At this time, after dealing with the back door problem, Han Fujing, who gritted his teeth and lost all his underwear, came back with his bare butt and pants on.

Seeing Lin Xiaole disappearing again, Han Fujing became anxious immediately.

I hate my stomach for not being up to date, and I hate myself for being gluttonous and not knowing how to control myself.

Seeing Lin Yuan poking at the side of the road, he hurriedly called out, "Oh, where's Party Secretary Lin? I haven't paid you yet, so why did you leave?"

Lin Yuan coughed and said, "The branch secretary said, 20 yuan, not a penny less, you can give it to me, and then you can go back..."

Lin Xiaole could say get out, but he couldn't, so he said he could go back.

Han Fujing breathed a sigh of relief, grabbed Lin Yuan's hand and said, "Brother, thank you for your hard work, you wait for 20, I'll go to the car and get it to you, it's all in cash..."

After finishing speaking, Han Fujing turned around and went straight to his Audi A6.

Lin Yuan stared blankly, but he still couldn't turn his head. What's wrong?
After a while, Han Fujing came back with two stacks of hundred-yuan bills, stuffed them directly into Lin Yuan's arms, and said with a smile, "Brother, count them, you're right..."

Lin Yuan looks like they are all bundled, so there is no need to do anything extra, the bank will not give you more money.

"There's no need to count." Lin Yuan said with a smile.

"Okay, then I'll go first." Han Fujing greeted Lin Yuan, then turned around and left, and at the same time, the villagers rushing to eat and drink also waved: "Everyone eat and drink well, I'll go first..."

"Boss Han, slow down on the road..."

"By the way, is there any paper in the car? I'll get you some..."

"Pfft... Ha, what kind of pot can't be opened and which pot you can't carry..."

Han Fujing didn't dare to pretend anymore, he turned his head and ran back into the car in a desperate manner, turned around and kicked the accelerator and ran away.

Shame!

What a shame!

This shit is even more embarrassing than being blackmailed by Lin Xiaole for 20 yuan!

In the future, Taohua Village will not come even if they are beaten to death.

Han Fujing cursed angrily in his heart.

After Lin Xiaole returned to the house, she notified Liutang and Dadu Liu, and asked them to cooperate and temporarily release Han Fujing and Han Tianming.

The two of them naturally have no problem.

After Han Fujing left Peach Blossom Village, he drove straight to the town police station. After waiting outside for a long time, the door of the police station finally opened, and Han Tianming and Han Guang walked out in desperation.

After leaving the gate of the police station, Han Tianming became agitated when he saw the Audi A6 parked at the door. He turned his head and glared at the police station and shouted: "Sister Caoni, if you dare to arrest me, you wait for me. I will never end with you. The bastards..."

"That's right, Brother Ming won't let you go, just wait, fuck..." Han Guang also cursed.

"Fuck!" Seeing this scene, Han Fujing was going crazy. He opened the car door and got out, kicking their butts one by one.

The two of them were suddenly kicked black, and they threw themselves on the ground, eating shit like a dog.

"Who the fuck am I..." Han Tianming was furious and cursed without turning his head. Han Fujing, who was already full of anger, couldn't bear it any longer. Scolding: "Damn it, you want to die, don't you? Why did I give birth to such a bastard like you, it's a scam, I kicked you to death..."

(End of this chapter)