Lao Tzu is the Lord of the Land

Chapter 23 Beat Lin Jianjun
"Lin Xiaole, is this vegetable field yours?"

Lin Jianjun looked at Lin Xiaole's new vegetable variety and was in awe. He had never seen such a big vegetable.

"Yeah, this is my new vegetable variety. I developed it, isn't it good?" Lin Xiaole didn't push the matter on Grandpa Lin this time, and took it on himself.

After all, the incense burner is inside his body, no one can take it away, and the incense ashes are covered with water, as long as they are careful, they will not be discovered, even if someone is envious, they can't do anything to him.

"The new variety you developed? It's really a toad yawning... What a big breath, and I'm not afraid of the wind flashing my tongue!" Lin Jianjun sneered, glanced at Lin Xiaole contemptuously, walked towards the vegetable garden with his hands behind his back, and kicked one at will. Looking at a big vegetable, he curled his lips and said, "Just this thing, big and stupid... Do you think water will be sold? Idiots will buy it?"

Lin Xiaole's face became gloomy. He could ask Lin Guang to take away a few trees and go back to honor his parents, but Lin Jianjun dared to kick one, and Lin Xiaole didn't intend to let it go.

"Lin Jianjun, grow the vegetables back for me!" Lin Xiaole looked at Lin Jianjun gloomyly and said in a deep voice.

"What?" Lin Jianjun thought there was something wrong with his ears, how dare Lin Xiaole talk to him like that?
"I said you will grow the vegetables back for me immediately!" Lin Xiaole repeated again.

"Damn it, Lin Xiaole, how dare you talk to me like this? How dare you let me grow the vegetables back?" Lin Jianjun was furious, blushing and staring aggressively at Lin Xiaole, his saliva almost sprayed on Lin Xiaole's face.

Although Lin Xiaole was a little apprehensive, he was not afraid of Lin Jianjun anymore, "Lin Jianjun, you kicked my food, which is equivalent to destroying my property. If you don't grow it back for me, don't blame me for being rude!"

"Damn, what do you want? Bite me?" Lin Jianjun stared at Lin Xiaole with a smirk, and glanced contemptuously.

"I'll kill you!" Lin Xiaole's eyes turned red immediately, new hatred and old hatred erupted together, grabbed Lin Jianjun's neck and pulled him up from the ground, as if pulling out a carrot, and fell to the ground fiercely, Lin Jianjun, who fell directly, let out a muffled snort, his face turned pale immediately, his whole body was numb, his hands and feet couldn't be controlled, and he could hardly breathe out of his chest. His chest was so hot that he felt as if he was going to explode...

"Ahhhhhh..."

Lin Jianjun was paralyzed on the ground like a toad with his belly turned over, but he kept trembling, but he couldn't get up. Looking at Lin Xiaole, his eyes were full of horror, astonishment, resentment, and it was very complicated.

"What? You want to lie on the ground and pretend to be dead to blackmail me? Don't dream, there are no outsiders here, just the two of us, and no one can testify. You just go to the county to sue me, what the hell?"

Lin Xiaole squatted down, looked at Lin Jianjun coldly and said.

Oh...

Lin Jianjun finally came along in one breath, and opened his mouth to curse: "I'm a bitch, Lin Xiaole, if you dare to touch me, I'll kill you..."

Lin Jianjun stood up and grabbed Lin Xiaole's neck with both hands.

As soon as he stretched out his hand, Lin Xiaole grabbed it and twisted it hard. Lin Jianjun was like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered. Lin Xiaole twisted his arms and lay on the ground. There was a lot of dirt in his mouth, which made Lin Jianjun vomit non-stop, but he couldn't vomit cleanly.

"Lin Jianjun, you have the guts to kill me now!" Lin Xiaole said with a sneer, twisting Lin Jianjun's arm.

"Let go of me. I'm the village party secretary and the grassroots leader of Huaxia. If you dare to touch me, you know it's breaking the law?"

Lin Jianjun had no choice but to move out of Huaxia to frighten Lin Xiaole.

It's a pity that Lin Xiaole is not a brainless villager, so he is not easy to fool.

"What? Tell me now that you are a Huaxia cadre? When you numbly bullied me and Grandpa Lin, why did you forget that you are a Huaxia cadre?" Lin Xiaole exerted a little force on his arm, and Lin Jianjun screamed in pain, his whole body Breaking out in a cold sweat.

"Lin Xiaole, what on earth do you want to do?" At this time, Lin Jianjun didn't dare to pretend anymore, and felt that Lin Xiaole was really not afraid of him, didn't give him face, and he was not Lin Xiaole's opponent, so he decided to go first Let's talk about it after passing this level.

"What do I want to do? I want to ask you what you want to do? You kicked my vegetables, shouldn't you lose money?" Lin Xiaole sneered, looking at the fallen vegetables, feeling very unhappy.

"Okay, I'll accompany you, how much is it!" Lin Jianjun gritted his teeth, a hero doesn't want to suffer the immediate loss, let's go through this level first, there are countless ways to play Lin Xiaole to death later.

"I won't cheat you, 100 yuan!" Lin Xiaole offered a very reasonable price.

But Lin Jianjun yelled angrily: "What? Lin Xiaole, are you fucking poor and crazy? 100 yuan for a green vegetable? Why don't you grab it? How dare you say that you are not cheating me?"

"Don't talk nonsense, will you pay for it or not!" Lin Xiaole rolled his eyes, not wanting to let Lin Jianjun know how valuable his vegetables are, and sneered: "Am I cheating on you... Hurry up and accompany me, if you don't pay, I will pay you back today." The next one will push you to the ground and put on a posture of dog eating shit, so that everyone in the village can see you like a bear!"

"You... little bastard, if you count on you, one hundred is one hundred!" Lin Jianjun gritted his teeth, but had to give in, angrily took out 100 yuan from his pocket, slapped it on the ground and said; "Now you can let me go!" gone?"

Lin Xiaole did not continue to embarrass him, threw him away, picked up the money and said with a sneer, "Remember, don't bully young people and poor people. I, Lin Xiaole, are not something you can bully. In the future, you, Lin Jianjun, should be more honest with me! "

Lin Jianjun got up, wiped off the dirt from the corner of his mouth, stared at Lin Xiaole resentfully, and said ruthlessly as he walked: "Boy, you wait for me, I'll let you know how powerful I am..."

"I'm fucking waiting for you!" Lin Xiaole grabbed a rock and threw it at Lin Jianjun. Lin Jianjun turned to avoid it, but he didn't guard against a pit under his feet. He sprained his foot and fell a rolling gourd. , nose and mouth bleeding...

"Oh, it hurts me to death..." Lin Jianjun screamed and got up, wiping the blood on his face, screaming in pain.

"Why didn't you fall to your death!" Lin Xiaole not only did not sympathize, but laughed gloatingly.

Lin Jianjun touched the blood on his face, and turned his head to stare at Lin Xiaole resentfully: "Little bastard, you wait for me, and sooner or later I will let you know how powerful I am..."

"Amazing your sister!" Lin Xiaole smiled contemptuously, walked back, saw the remaining half barrel of incense ash water under the peach tree, Lin Xiaole felt worried.

The vegetables don't need to be watered, and the flat peaches have been watered, so where do we get the rest of the water?

You can't throw it away, can you?

Never spill it.

As soon as Lin Xiaole looked down and saw her hands, she suddenly remembered that she had completely abused Lin Jianjun just now, which was something she never dared to think about.

After all, although my previous self had a bit of strength and good health, compared with Lin Guang, he was much worse.

Now even Lin Guang, who is as strong as a bull, is willing to bow down, this is all thanks to the incense burner.

Since the incense burner can make you stronger, and the incense ash can ripen plants, what effect will drinking some of this incense ash water have?

Lin Xiaole became excited when he thought about it, but he didn't dare to use himself as an experiment.

At this moment, Rhubarb suddenly ran over, sticking out his tongue, wheezing, and wandering around Lin Xiaole.

Hey, can you try an experiment with rhubarb?

Just as Lin Xiaole thought of this idea, she hastily denied it. What if the rhubarb drank to death?

clap clap clap...

However, at this moment, Rhubarb stuck his head into the bucket and drank it.

"Damn it, do you want to die?" Lin Xiao exclaimed, and hurriedly pushed Rhubarb away, but Rhubarb had already drank several sips.

Rhubarb just turned around and ran away, but suddenly he groaned, squatted on the ground and began to have loose stools crackling, and the excrement he pulled out was black and smelly...

"It's broken, it's broken... Didn't you drink too much?" Lin Xiaole was terrified. He had lived with Grandpa Lin and Rhubarb for the past few years. Now that Grandpa Lin is gone, if Rhubarb is gone again, Lin Xiaole would be very nervous just thinking about it , rushed to Rhubarb to see if something happened to it...

But after seeing Rhubarb having loose stools, not only was he fine, but he seemed to be on a stimulant, and he suddenly became much more energetic. His eyes, which were a little tired, now glowed with the radiance of his youth...

Lin Xiaole was dumbfounded. Damn, there is such a miraculous effect?Not only does it have an effect on plants, but it also has this effect on dogs?Don't there be pairs of people?

Lin Xiaole was excited.

Damn, this incense ash water has such miraculous effects, can't it be sold as divine water?

Great……

"Rhubarb, come here, drink..." This time Lin Xiaole no longer blocked Dahuang, but called Dahuang to come and drink incense ash water.

Rhubarb was probably tired from running before, and after drinking a few sips of water, he was chased away by Lin Xiaole. At this time, hearing Lin Xiaole's call, he ran back immediately, wagging his tail and patting in the bucket.

clap clap clap...

After pattering for several minutes, Rhubarb stopped just now, but ran to the side with a groan, and then crackling and diarrhea again, much worse than before...

After rhubarb's diarrhea, the whole dog seemed to be rejuvenated all of a sudden, and the hair was glowing, from the original earthy yellow to golden yellow.

And a pair of dog eyes flickered, as if there was light shining. The skeleton of the whole dog seemed to be much larger, and the whole dog felt like it had been completely reborn.

Lin Xiaole's lips trembled with excitement.

"Shenshui, it really is Shenshui..." Lin Xiaole carefully put the remaining half bucket of water into the stove, then made himself a bowl of clean water, pinched a pinch of incense ash into it, waited until the incense ash dissolved, Lin Xiaole Take a deep breath, grit your teeth and drink it up...

The water was unexpectedly sweet and exuded a strange fragrance. After drinking it, the strange fragrance remained between his mouth and mouth, and it smelled very pleasant.

(End of this chapter)