golden fishing village.
Chapter 276
Chapter 276
Fang Ming was a little embarrassed, and said: "My problem is not eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. I will definitely not break the law. I just like to brag sometimes. Especially when I drink alcohol, I often brag without reason. You don't think you will mind?"
The fat woman laughed and said: "Look at what you said. We will be a family in the future, and it's okay to have a little problem. Besides, what's wrong with bragging... Wait, you just said bragging?"
The fat woman came to her senses immediately, and stared at Fang Ming with her eyes wide open, "Could it be that what you said before was all bragging?"
Fang Ming scratched his head, and said embarrassedly: "I drank some wine at noon, and I seem to be a little swollen again. What, fat aunt, did you just say that you would tolerate my bragging? I also think that Ah Zhen and I are very suitable. Let's pick a time to get married first."
"Who are you calling Auntie Fat! I have nothing to do with you."
The fat woman's face darkened unknowingly, she stared at Fang Ming and said, "What kind of marriage is it! Let me explain the matter clearly first. Let me ask you, were you bragging just now?"
Fang Ming said solemnly: "Of course not. I am very clear about this kind of principled issue."
The fat woman breathed a sigh of relief: "Scared me. I thought you were all bragging just now. So, you can really earn 10 yuan a month?"
Fang Ming scratched his head and smiled, "Well... I was just exaggerating a little bit."
The fat woman quickly asked, "What do you mean by one or two exaggerations?"
Fang Ming said, "That is to add two points to the one hundred thousand."
The fat woman thought for a while, then raised her voice suddenly: "Add two dots to one hundred thousand? Isn't that 1000? You earn 1000 yuan a month?"
Fang Ming hehe said: "Didn't my mother say that I am still starting a business at home. Auntie, you just said that you will tolerate me, and you will send my brother-in-law to fight with me. Don't worry, I will definitely let him be my deputy." Boss. But the salary of the vice president is a little lower than mine, only 100 yuan for the time being. But don’t worry, it will definitely increase in ten or eight years.”
"Bah! Who wants to fight with you!"
Ah Zhen also had a straight face, and said coldly: "Don't talk about 100 yuan, don't even think about 10000 yuan! Let me ask you, is buying a house or a car a bragging?"
Fang Ming quickly said: "The house is definitely not. After all, the haunted house where someone died is still very cheap. I can find it if I take the trouble to find it."
"boom!"
The fat woman slapped the table and stood up abruptly: "I figured it out, are you kidding us?"
Fang Ming grinned, and leaned on the sofa Youzai Youzai: "Oh, I finally figured it out? It's really boring, I want to play again."
The fat woman looked at Miao Xiuhua and said angrily, "Sister-in-law Xiuhua, what do you mean? We came all the way to go on a blind date, but your family treats us like a monkey? You are too bullying!"
Miao Xiuhua looked embarrassed.
She was about to speak, but saw Fang Mingchao shaking his head.Miao Xiuhua had no choice but to say: "That... Let A Ming talk about it."
Fang Ming laughed and said, "If Auntie Fat hadn't reminded me, I would have almost forgotten that you are here for a blind date. I thought you two were here for business."
The fat woman stared: "What kind of business!"
Fang Ming said seriously: "Of course it's selling my daughter. Auntie, didn't you already set the price just now. Isn't this selling your daughter or something?"
"Actually, Aunt Fat, you don't need to be angry. Since it's a business, there must be a bargain. Let me ask, if we meet your conditions. Will Ah Zhen be a member of our Fang family in the future? Whether it is life or death, it has nothing to do with your natal family?"
The fat woman said stiffly: "Who said that! We will have to provide for the elderly in the future. Ah Zhen also has a younger brother who is not married. Don't you want to help me!"
Fang Ming said "Oh": "Then you are not here for a blind date. You are here to find someone to take advantage of. Aunt Fat, do you really think your daughter is so valuable?"
Ah Zhen also stood up abruptly, staring at Fang Ming: "Who are you scolding!"
Fang Ming shook his head and said, "I didn't scold anyone. I'm serious. Since it's a business, you have to look like a business. Put it on the table and explain your respective bargaining chips clearly. Let me guess first." Let me tell you about your relationship history. Judging by your appearance, you should not have studied after graduating from high school, right? I guess, you had at least two boyfriends in high school. Maybe you talked about boyfriends in junior high school, right? That is Say, you should have lost your first one in middle or high school."
"After graduating from high school, you must go out to work. You should be about 23 years old this year. If you graduated from high school at the age of 18, you have been outside for at least 5 years. According to your personality, 5 boyfriends in 3 years is not too much Bar?"
Ah Zhen was startled.
The man in front of him seemed to have a kind of magical power, and he could actually understand his own situation.He guessed a lot about his emotional experience.
Fang Ming went on to say: "The boyfriends you get after you come out to work, at least they all have to live together. That is to say, you have lived with at least three men. Am I right?"
Ah Zhen's voice trembled, as if seeing a devil: "You...you fart!"
Fang Ming said slowly: "Don't worry, I haven't finished yet. I lived with three boyfriends in 5 years. For such a long time, if you say that you have never been pregnant, I don't think even your mother will believe it. Let's summarize, you I had the first time when I was in junior high school. Later, I lived with no less than 3 men, and finally had an abortion. I said Miss Azhen, your life experience is indeed very rich and colorful.”
"Humph!"
The fat woman pointed at Fang Ming with trembling fingers: "You...you stop talking nonsense! Believe it or not, I will sue you for defamation!"
Fang Ming laughed and said, "Don't worry, Aunt Fat, there will be more exciting things in the future. It's not too late for you to sue me for defamation after listening to it."
Fang Ming looked A-Zhen up and down, and said with a smile: "To be honest, Miss A-Zhen's dressing taste is pretty good. Is this Burberry's new shirt she's wearing? I saw it in the store some time ago. It seems to sell for more than 5000 yuan a piece."
"The pants are also from Burberry, and the price is at least 4000. The bag is an LV bucket bag, which should cost about 2 yuan. The shoes are from Gucci, and they should cost more than 4000."
Fang Ming walked around A Zhen and exclaimed, "Miss A Zhen, the watch and bracelet on your wrist are even more powerful. The watch is a Cartier blue balloon, right? If I remember correctly, it costs more than 4 yuan. Money. The bracelet is Bulgarit’s four-leaf clover, which is more than 4 yuan.”
A-Zhen glanced at Fang Ming triumphantly: "You have good eyesight."
Fang Ming pretended to be puzzled and said: "Then here comes the problem. Miss Azhen, your salary is only 3000 yuan a month. But the clothes and jewelry on your body cost nearly 13 yuan. I would like to ask you, your Where did the money come from?"
"Or, how did you make so much money?"
(End of this chapter)
Fang Ming was a little embarrassed, and said: "My problem is not eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. I will definitely not break the law. I just like to brag sometimes. Especially when I drink alcohol, I often brag without reason. You don't think you will mind?"
The fat woman laughed and said: "Look at what you said. We will be a family in the future, and it's okay to have a little problem. Besides, what's wrong with bragging... Wait, you just said bragging?"
The fat woman came to her senses immediately, and stared at Fang Ming with her eyes wide open, "Could it be that what you said before was all bragging?"
Fang Ming scratched his head, and said embarrassedly: "I drank some wine at noon, and I seem to be a little swollen again. What, fat aunt, did you just say that you would tolerate my bragging? I also think that Ah Zhen and I are very suitable. Let's pick a time to get married first."
"Who are you calling Auntie Fat! I have nothing to do with you."
The fat woman's face darkened unknowingly, she stared at Fang Ming and said, "What kind of marriage is it! Let me explain the matter clearly first. Let me ask you, were you bragging just now?"
Fang Ming said solemnly: "Of course not. I am very clear about this kind of principled issue."
The fat woman breathed a sigh of relief: "Scared me. I thought you were all bragging just now. So, you can really earn 10 yuan a month?"
Fang Ming scratched his head and smiled, "Well... I was just exaggerating a little bit."
The fat woman quickly asked, "What do you mean by one or two exaggerations?"
Fang Ming said, "That is to add two points to the one hundred thousand."
The fat woman thought for a while, then raised her voice suddenly: "Add two dots to one hundred thousand? Isn't that 1000? You earn 1000 yuan a month?"
Fang Ming hehe said: "Didn't my mother say that I am still starting a business at home. Auntie, you just said that you will tolerate me, and you will send my brother-in-law to fight with me. Don't worry, I will definitely let him be my deputy." Boss. But the salary of the vice president is a little lower than mine, only 100 yuan for the time being. But don’t worry, it will definitely increase in ten or eight years.”
"Bah! Who wants to fight with you!"
Ah Zhen also had a straight face, and said coldly: "Don't talk about 100 yuan, don't even think about 10000 yuan! Let me ask you, is buying a house or a car a bragging?"
Fang Ming quickly said: "The house is definitely not. After all, the haunted house where someone died is still very cheap. I can find it if I take the trouble to find it."
"boom!"
The fat woman slapped the table and stood up abruptly: "I figured it out, are you kidding us?"
Fang Ming grinned, and leaned on the sofa Youzai Youzai: "Oh, I finally figured it out? It's really boring, I want to play again."
The fat woman looked at Miao Xiuhua and said angrily, "Sister-in-law Xiuhua, what do you mean? We came all the way to go on a blind date, but your family treats us like a monkey? You are too bullying!"
Miao Xiuhua looked embarrassed.
She was about to speak, but saw Fang Mingchao shaking his head.Miao Xiuhua had no choice but to say: "That... Let A Ming talk about it."
Fang Ming laughed and said, "If Auntie Fat hadn't reminded me, I would have almost forgotten that you are here for a blind date. I thought you two were here for business."
The fat woman stared: "What kind of business!"
Fang Ming said seriously: "Of course it's selling my daughter. Auntie, didn't you already set the price just now. Isn't this selling your daughter or something?"
"Actually, Aunt Fat, you don't need to be angry. Since it's a business, there must be a bargain. Let me ask, if we meet your conditions. Will Ah Zhen be a member of our Fang family in the future? Whether it is life or death, it has nothing to do with your natal family?"
The fat woman said stiffly: "Who said that! We will have to provide for the elderly in the future. Ah Zhen also has a younger brother who is not married. Don't you want to help me!"
Fang Ming said "Oh": "Then you are not here for a blind date. You are here to find someone to take advantage of. Aunt Fat, do you really think your daughter is so valuable?"
Ah Zhen also stood up abruptly, staring at Fang Ming: "Who are you scolding!"
Fang Ming shook his head and said, "I didn't scold anyone. I'm serious. Since it's a business, you have to look like a business. Put it on the table and explain your respective bargaining chips clearly. Let me guess first." Let me tell you about your relationship history. Judging by your appearance, you should not have studied after graduating from high school, right? I guess, you had at least two boyfriends in high school. Maybe you talked about boyfriends in junior high school, right? That is Say, you should have lost your first one in middle or high school."
"After graduating from high school, you must go out to work. You should be about 23 years old this year. If you graduated from high school at the age of 18, you have been outside for at least 5 years. According to your personality, 5 boyfriends in 3 years is not too much Bar?"
Ah Zhen was startled.
The man in front of him seemed to have a kind of magical power, and he could actually understand his own situation.He guessed a lot about his emotional experience.
Fang Ming went on to say: "The boyfriends you get after you come out to work, at least they all have to live together. That is to say, you have lived with at least three men. Am I right?"
Ah Zhen's voice trembled, as if seeing a devil: "You...you fart!"
Fang Ming said slowly: "Don't worry, I haven't finished yet. I lived with three boyfriends in 5 years. For such a long time, if you say that you have never been pregnant, I don't think even your mother will believe it. Let's summarize, you I had the first time when I was in junior high school. Later, I lived with no less than 3 men, and finally had an abortion. I said Miss Azhen, your life experience is indeed very rich and colorful.”
"Humph!"
The fat woman pointed at Fang Ming with trembling fingers: "You...you stop talking nonsense! Believe it or not, I will sue you for defamation!"
Fang Ming laughed and said, "Don't worry, Aunt Fat, there will be more exciting things in the future. It's not too late for you to sue me for defamation after listening to it."
Fang Ming looked A-Zhen up and down, and said with a smile: "To be honest, Miss A-Zhen's dressing taste is pretty good. Is this Burberry's new shirt she's wearing? I saw it in the store some time ago. It seems to sell for more than 5000 yuan a piece."
"The pants are also from Burberry, and the price is at least 4000. The bag is an LV bucket bag, which should cost about 2 yuan. The shoes are from Gucci, and they should cost more than 4000."
Fang Ming walked around A Zhen and exclaimed, "Miss A Zhen, the watch and bracelet on your wrist are even more powerful. The watch is a Cartier blue balloon, right? If I remember correctly, it costs more than 4 yuan. Money. The bracelet is Bulgarit’s four-leaf clover, which is more than 4 yuan.”
A-Zhen glanced at Fang Ming triumphantly: "You have good eyesight."
Fang Ming pretended to be puzzled and said: "Then here comes the problem. Miss Azhen, your salary is only 3000 yuan a month. But the clothes and jewelry on your body cost nearly 13 yuan. I would like to ask you, your Where did the money come from?"
"Or, how did you make so much money?"
(End of this chapter)
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