The princess doesn't talk much

Chapter 158
Without saying anything, he pretended to be calm and squeezed out a smile, and then said solemnly: "The person His Royal Highness Qin Wang handed over to me has never woken up. He can't eat until he wakes up. I'm worried that he won't make it to the capital. Possible methods. I have tried them all, but he just doesn’t wake up, so I thought of a folk remedy.”

The so-called folk remedy is to put the smelliest and most unpleasant things under General Luo's nose, hoping to stimulate his sense of smell.

The Thirteenth Prince, who did not understand medical skills, expressed his shock after hearing this unimaginable method.

As for Ying Hange, who knew a little about medical skills, his cheeks twitched in embarrassment.I couldn't help but think to myself: "This woman is so good at talking nonsense."

But even if you want feces, why can't you get it from the hut in the mansion?

Seemingly seeing the doubtful expression on the face of the thirteenth prince, he smiled without saying a word: "The excrement in Yexiang's car contains the essence of hundreds of schools, uh...it smells particularly bad, do you want to smell it, my lord?"

As soon as the words fell, Deputy General Dong stood up from the ground and opened the lid of the excrement bucket very cooperatively. The "fragrant" smell overflowed in an instant, and almost took the breath out of these people.

The Thirteenth Prince frowned while pinching his nose, "Well... quickly cover it, cover it, cover it, cover it!"

Deputy General Dong nodded repeatedly, and stooped to cover the Yexiang bucket.

But even with the cover on, the thirteenth prince still felt the stench lingering on the tip of his nose for a long time, the thirteenth prince said: "Have you taken it? If you take it, let him go quickly."

He couldn't help but smiled: "I'm about to take it." After the words fell, he looked at Ying Hange and said, "Han Ying, go and get it."

Ying Hange was shocked: "!!!" Let him take it? ?
Without saying anything, he tilted his head slightly, smiled and nodded at Ying Hange, and said softly, "You don't need too much, a little is enough."

Ying Hange's head was full of black lines, and her face was livid. This damn woman must have deliberately teased him. Oh, oh, you're so tall!

But now the thirteenth prince is watching, if he doesn't listen to his "master", won't he be in trouble immediately.

Ying Hange closed his eyes, then gritted his teeth and walked towards the Yexiang bucket. He swore he had never done such a disgusting thing in his life, and he exhausted all his courage and strength.

Ying Hange took out a small porcelain bottle from his bosom, poured out two pills of unknown type inside, put it in his waist, then handed the empty bottle to General Luo, and said, "You fill it."

General Luo nodded again and again, but the spoon for scooping up dung was big, and the porcelain bottle had a small caliber.Even though General Luo was careful, it was inevitable that it would spill out of the bottle.

General Luo looked at Ying Hange's face which turned black and then white, with purple in the white and black in the purple, he really didn't dare to hand over the bottle filled with shit to Ying Hange.

The Thirteenth Prince who was standing aside was about to faint from Xun. Seeing that the two of them were moving slowly, he couldn't help but angrily said: "What are you doing, why don't you hurry up!"

General Luo nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, yes, the villain will go now." General Luo put his heart on the sidelines, and directly stuffed the small porcelain bottle full of excrement on Singer Ying Han.

The wet and greasy moment when he touched it made Ying Hange's soul go out of his body. As long as he can remember, his clothes are not stained with dust. He never thought that one day, his hands would be stained with feces because of a woman...

Seeing Ying Hange's distraught appearance, he couldn't help feeling a little guilty, and said quickly, "Don't delay, let's go and try."

Ying Hange followed with a dull expression, he has now become an emotionless shadow guard.

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The thirteenth prince has believed her words more or less through observation of Yan Buzhi, but he still followed all the way to General Luo's residence uneasy, wanting Yan Buzhi to perform this recipe.

Without saying a word, he secretly said sorry to General Luo, and then asked Ying Hange to wipe the feces on General Luo's place with a handkerchief.

Xu Shi really smelled too bad, General Luo, who was in a coma, also frowned.

In other words, seeing General Luo's reaction, I'm really thankful, he doesn't need to wake up, as long as there is such a little reaction, it can be regarded as her so-called folk remedy, which is not nonsense.

Without saying anything, he looked at the Thirteenth Prince, and said with a rather regretful expression: "Oh, it seems that it can't be done!"

The thirteenth prince looked at General Luo who had been wiped with feces, and he felt sympathy in his heart. If this comatose person is really the national teacher of Nanjiang, then...

The thirteenth prince couldn't help laughing, that was really funny.

"Hahaha, well, it's still early, you can rest a little longer, and I'll discuss with Brother Ten if you want to leave tomorrow morning." The Thirteenth Prince gloated and left.

……

After the Thirteenth Prince left, he heaved a sigh of relief, lost all strength, and squatted on the ground leaning on the door panel.

Ying Hange couldn't help but wiped the sweat off his forehead, but as soon as he finished wiping, he felt bad all over, and he hasn't washed his hands yet! !

The corners of Ying Hange's mouth twitched, and he gritted his teeth and said, "You...you...you remember!"

Spreading her hands without saying anything, she smiled helplessly at Ying Hange, she didn't need to remember it, because it was really unforgettable, Ying Hange's expression was so funny.

Ying Hange was furious at first, but seeing that there was a narrow smile in Yan Buzhi's beauty, he couldn't get angry anymore.

Ying Hange said helplessly: "I really owed you in my previous life!" Ying Hange left with a flick of his sleeves, he wanted to wash himself from head to toe!
-

Because of a letter from Ye Wuming, the plan that had been going smoothly had a sudden change.

In other words, I kept my eyes open until dawn, and couldn't fall asleep no matter what.

Because she was really contradictory, on the one hand, she hoped to see Ye Wuming appear in front of her eyes, and on the other hand, she was worried that Ye Wuming would not follow her wishes to help her hide the truth.

The whole situation became very passive in an instant, making him anxious and irritable.

But just when she felt that the situation in front of her was in a dilemma, she didn't expect a gratifying change.

Ying Hange, who had showered countless times, knocked on the door and walked in, bringing good news.

"Xiaoyanyan, the thirteen princes are ready to go. They decided to withdraw from Wulu City according to the original plan. Now Han Hetai is letting Han Hetai burn the [-] dan of grain and grass in front of the people. You should also prepare, we are about to set off." Ying Han The tone of the song couldn't hide the joy, and it seemed that he was getting more and more involved in this game.

He was stunned without saying anything, and couldn't help wondering: "Why are you leaving again all of a sudden?"

Ying Hange spread his hands and said that he didn't know either.

He couldn't help scratching his head without saying anything, thinking that the thirteen princes could change their face faster than the sky.But it's a good change.

He was ready to set off happily, but before leaving the house, he suddenly remembered the second part of Ying Hange's words: "You said that the [-] dan of grain and grass burned by the thirteen princes was done by Han Hetai?"

Ying Hange nodded, and said with a sneer, "I thought the thirteenth prince was just a warrior, but I didn't expect him to have such a mind. If Han Hetai was burned, the people in this city would not hate the generals of the Zhou Dynasty, and Han Hetai was so arrogant." As soon as the grain was burned, he had no way out, and could only concentrate on doing things for Da Zhou. He also handed over the few remaining grains to Han Hetai for storage, and agreed to release grain once every two days, so that the people in the city could never eat. full, but not starving."

It doesn't matter who raised his eyebrows, as long as he didn't take it away, it doesn't matter who burned it, it seems that her plan can be carried out smoothly.

……

When the sun was three poles high, Zhou Jun had already prepared everything and was ready to go.

The Thirteenth Prince stood on the south gate tower, speaking condescendingly to the people of Wulu City.

"It has been more than half a month since our Zhou army entered Wulu City. We live in harmony with the people, and the army and the people are in harmony. In order to show that our Great Zhou ruled the world with benevolent government, today I specially appointed Han Hetai, the former magistrate of Chengfu in Chizhou, North Chu, to govern and govern Wulu City. Starting today, Mr. Han will be your new magistrate, do you understand? It is the grace of His Majesty Zhou to let you manage your own people! In order to prevent the common people from being burdened by the war, our army has decided to temporarily withdraw from Wulu City... "

The thirteenth prince made a lot of boastful remarks, both intimidating and intriguing, it can be said to be both soft and hard.

Yan Buzhi and Ying Hange had already sat in the carriage, I don't know if the thirteen princes were on guard against them, but they still put Lu Banxian and Zhu Xiaopang in the same carriage alone on the road, and did not sit with them.

Ying Hange opened his mouth and said: "I just took a look around, and they really used molten iron to block boulders, mud, and other things, and sealed off the three city gates. Only the south gate is left. When we go out, I'm afraid it will It will also be sealed. The surrounding walls have been doubled, and the trenches have been widened. The entire Wulu City is as solid as gold. Xiao Yanyan, I am not afraid to tell you, even with my internal strength, I am afraid it will be difficult to open the city gate , and even if it is opened, it may not be easy to fill such a wide trench to build a road."

Without saying anything, he looked at Ying Hange, blinked suspiciously and said, "You told me before that it was fifteen feet wide, and you could fly over it? Can't you do it now?"

The corners of Ying Hange's mouth twitched, and then he suddenly slammed down, put the wall of the carriage in the carriage, and pulled his head back, pulling the distance away from Ying Hange with some disgust.

Ying Hange smiled frivolously and said, "Little girl, has anyone ever told you, don't say men can't do it!"

Without saying anything, he rolled his eyes, and said helplessly, "Yes, yes, you are the best, please take a bath before you show your masculinity!" Without saying anything, he lowered his body and slipped out from under Ying Hange's arms .

Ying Hange was puzzled, pulled his lapel and smelled it, and said while smelling it, "No way, I've washed it three times, and it still stinks?"

Without saying a word, he nodded very seriously, and said, "It stinks!"

Ying Hange's eyelids drooped, and he looked at the unspoken words with some displeasure. He couldn't help grinding his teeth and said, "That's not because of you, you little heartless!"

After thinking about it for a while, it seemed that it was indeed because of her, so he gave Ying Hange a smile and said, "Actually... oh, it doesn't smell that bad, it's just my mental effect. When I see you, it's inevitable that I will Thinking about shit..."

Ying Hange pursed her lips and watched intently, wanting to strangle her to death, what should I do?
Seeing Ying Hange's daring and daring expression, she thought it was very funny, but the gradually cooling gaze sent a chill down her spine.

The first trick in walking the rivers and lakes is to accept it when you see it.

Without saying a word, he jumped out of the carriage and said, "Ah, let me ask when we will leave."

Ying Hange left as if he couldn't escape, and pressed his temple helplessly.

But he didn't know if it was a mental effect, but he actually felt that his hands still smelled like feces.

Ying Hange looked at the back of Yan Buzhi, and couldn't help thinking repeatedly in his heart, did he really owe Yan Buzhi in his previous life?
-

Ying Hange must not remember what happened in her previous life.

But Ye Wuming is deeply engraved with the events of his previous life.

Ye Wuming, who was rushing towards Wulu City at this moment, couldn't help thinking why the words in this life were so different.

At this time in his previous life, Da Zhou had already captured Wulu City and was about to attack Lishui City.

In other words, he had already followed Lang Chengbi of Lishui City, hooked up with him, abandoned the city and fled to Dongxia.

Lang Chengbi of Lishui City should be the first stepping stone for unspoken words, and Song Wen, Zuo Cheng of Dongxia, is the second step for unspoken words.

But in this life, instead of seducing Lang Chengbi, she wanted to help Beichu regain Wulu City and defend Lishui City. How did she become so patriotic?
Before Ye Wuming could think of a reason, he was interrupted by Bai Xiao's voice: "My lord, there is an ambush ahead."

Ye Wuming's expression froze, and he came back to his senses, wondering if he was still the killer of the Pavilion of Past Life?
Hei Yun said: "My lord, please go down and have a look. Bai Xiao, protect your lord."

Bai Xiao nodded, and Hei Yun walked away.

After about a cup of tea, Hei Yun came back.

"My lord, it's not the people from the Past Life Pavilion, but the soldiers of the Northern Chu. Half a day's journey away, you will be Wulu City. Judging by their appearance, they seem to want to take back Wulu City."

Ye Wuming frowned slightly, thinking about where these people came from.

Wulu City has been captured by Da Zhou, and the soldiers who came inside should all be prisoners.

Lishui City was too busy to take care of itself, and it was impossible to send troops to support it when it heard that Wulu City had fallen.

After much deliberation, only the group of strong men led by Vice General Dong and Vice General Zhao could appear at this time.

Ye Wuming breathed a sigh of relief, as long as those strong men are still alive, and everyone is there, it doesn't count that he violated his promise to the promise.

Ye Wuming said: "The two of you are hiding in the dark, don't show up, I'll go and have a look."

Hei Yun and Bai Xiao's two figures, one white and one black, disappeared into the night in a flash.

Ye Wuming scratched his forehead hair, and started to walk towards the place where someone was ambushing.

He was tall and dressed in the same clothes as when he was saying goodbye, and Ye Wuming deliberately made a figure to expose himself, so Deputy General Zhao, who was standing guard, recognized him at a glance.

Deputy General Zhao Teng Teng Teng ran out, and whispered in surprise, "Xiao Jiu, Xiao Jiu!"

Ye Wuming looked left and right pretending to be surprised, and finally ran in the direction of Deputy General Zhao.

　You guessed it right, the hero is "reborn".

　　
　
(End of this chapter)