The princess doesn't talk much

Chapter 201 Turning an Enemy into a Helper

"The first round was won without a doubt, so Shangguan Ling'er, what question do you want to ask in the second round?" The empress asked in a good mood.For some reason, in her heart, she always felt that she could definitely become Princess Qin, not because Ye Wuming liked him, but because she was really convincingly intelligent.

Shangguan Ling'er didn't have so many ghostly thoughts, and said: "It's just a martial arts competition. Two-on-one fights. Whoever wins the most wins. It's just fists and kicks, no weapons."

The empress nodded and said, "Okay, this way it won't hurt anyone. Wanliu removes the things and makes room for her to come out."

Wanliu here ordered people to remove the tables and chairs in the middle of the hall, while the Thirteenth Prince and Ying Hange had already started giving bad ideas to Yanbuzhi.

The Thirteenth Prince said: "Miss Yan, although Yue Hehuan's martial arts was not considered a master, it was not bad among these noble girls. After all, she came from a family of generals, so it cannot be said that she only has beautiful fists and embroidered legs. But what she learned is Whip technique, kung fu is in your hands, now without the crocodile whip, her combat effectiveness has dropped greatly, I heard Brother Nine said that you are not weak, when the time comes, you should find a way to lure her close, attack her lower body, and directly kill her Throw it out, it's best to throw it into the tripod outside the door, there is water in it, hahaha, the clothes are wet, she still spanks!"

He couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, thinking that the thirteen princes were gloating all over their faces, he was really not afraid of big troubles when he watched the excitement!

She has already had a lot of grudges with this Yue Hehuan, if she gets wet in public today, I'm afraid that tomorrow, Yue Hehuan will send someone to shower her with dung!
Ying Hange also followed suit and said: "Then Shangguan Ling'er's martial arts methods originated from the Medicine King School, mainly palm and fingering, attacking the acupoints of the human body, you have to be careful, don't let her touch the acupoints. You want to win her It's not easy, but you can reveal a little flaw in a suitable situation and ask her to apply acupuncture points. The two acupuncture points on the left shoulder, Yunmen and Zhongfu, are all restrained. You can use it to lure her close , and then you put it on her by surprise."

Ying Hange took out a green, chubby bug that looked like a silkworm baby and handed it to him without saying a word.

Without saying anything, he poked it with his hand, and the little bug immediately formed a ball, which looks a little cute?

Without saying a word: "What is this?"

Ying Hange said, "Zombies."

"Oh..." The thirteenth prince hastily withdrew his head, as if disgusted.

Ying Hange curled his lips, gave the thirteenth prince a blank look, and continued: "This worm didn't come from a corpse, it's called a zombie worm, because after it clings to a person's body, it bites through the skin and can quickly absorb the worm liquid. Inject it into the human body, and within a short period of time, the person's whole body will become stiff, unable to move half a minute, like a dead body. It can be maintained for about ten breaths. You have to grasp these ten breaths and throw Shangguan Ling'er out, um... Throw it in that copper tripod as well."

Without saying a word, the corners of his mouth twitched. Together with these two men, they all want to see the girl wet!It's really... not a good thing.

The Thirteenth Prince and Ying Hange didn't know what crooked things they were thinking.

On the other hand, Ye Wuming, seeing Yan Buzhi's strange expression, couldn't help stretching out his index finger and middle finger, poked Yan Buzhi's brow, and asked in confusion, "What are you thinking about?"

Without saying a word, he subconsciously said: "I was thinking, what is the water in that copper tripod used for?" When His Majesty is happy, let the dancer go in and do some wet dance.

Ye Wuming: "..."

Ying Hange: "..."

The Thirteenth Prince: "..."

Is that the point? ? ?
The Thirteenth Prince supported his forehead and said, "Miss Yan, can you be more serious? If you lose..."

Without saying a word, he shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands and said, "If you lose, you lose. Anyway, you win two out of three rounds, right?!"

This……

It seems to make sense.

Several people were chattering and discussing, Emperor Kangwu couldn't help frowning, and whispered to the queen: "Look at whose girl is so unavoidable."

The queen smiled and said: "If the heart is not straight, the sword will be slanted. If there is no ghost in the heart, the behavior will naturally be magnanimous."

Emperor Kangwu snorted, not sure if it was possible.

"Who will come first?" Yue Hehuan's voice sounded in the hall, drawing everyone's attention to the competition again.

Shangguan Ling'er looked at him without saying anything, and politely gave in.

Yue Hehuan also looked at her without saying anything, wishing she could beat her right now.

However, the two are doomed to be disappointed.

Without saying a word, he stood up and said, "Your Majesty, Empress, this second match... the women of the people abstain."

"What?!" The empress was a little surprised.

The others couldn't help but look at it in shock, and they abstained because they didn't compare?

The thirteenth prince anxiously pulled at the hem of his skirt, but he completely ignored him.

Without saying a word, he said with a wry smile: "Empress, the people's daughter has never practiced martial arts, let alone fighting with these two masters, even if she fights with ordinary people, the people's daughter's small arms and legs may not be able to stand up to it, knowing that You will lose, so why bother to go up and make a fool of yourself? When the time comes to pull your hair, poke your eyeballs, pick your nose, it will be too ugly if you beat it."

Low laughter rang out all around, it was actually the scene that some wanted to see without words.

Yue Hehuan was very angry, and said angrily: "Why are you pulling your hair and poking your eyes? Do you think we are rascals in the market?!"

Without saying a word, she spread her hands and said: "Miss Shangguan didn't say that you can't poke your eyes by pulling your hair. What if you really use this hand? I don't want my beautiful appearance to be destroyed, so hey, I won't fight with you !"

After saying nothing, he looked at Ye Wuming, stretched out his hand and pulled his sleeve and said, "Brother Jiu, don't you think so?"

Ye Wuming held back the hand that did not speak, nodded and said: "Don't hit, rude!"

puff!
Everyone in the hall was about to vomit blood.

rude?Ye Wuming actually said that Yue Hehuan and Shangguan Ling'er were rude, is there anyone who is more rude than saying nothing?
Is His Royal Highness the King of Qin a little too pampered?

The two of them sang together, Yue Hehuan was going crazy.

Even Shangguan Ling'er, who had always been calm and self-sufficient, couldn't help but clench the corners of her mouth, not knowing whether to win or lose.

If she wins, wouldn't His Royal Highness King Qin think her even ruder?

But if you lose, you will miss this peerless beauty.

"Okay, okay, don't make a fuss, since it is impossible to quit this round, then you two will have a competition, and the order is over!" The queen empress ordered.

The two said in unison: "Yes!"

Bang bang bang!
The sound of the two fighting was heard in the hall.

Not to mention, he played well.

The moves are pretty good.

The Thirteenth Prince looked at it with great interest, and said, "Hey, who do you think can win?"

Ying Hange rolled his eyes, thinking, "Do I know you very well?"

Ye Wuming peeled and removed the seeds of the grapes in front of him, and put them on the unspoken plate, completely ignoring the Thirteenth Prince's question.

Only the one who watched while eating said nothing to chat with the thirteen princes: "Why are they fighting like dancing?"

The Thirteenth Prince smiled and said: "Girls, they like to learn this kind of fancy moves when learning moves, such as falling flowers flying palms, fairy clouds dancing swords, they are more than exaggerated, but not practical."

Without saying a word, he nodded and said: "That's right, with a move like this, you have to make a circle and a concave shape before you draw the sword. With this skill, I would have poked her eyeball a long time ago. Tsk tsk tsk, I should have known just now Not abstaining."

The Thirteenth Prince laughed and said, "You're right!"

Ying Hange couldn't listen anymore, and said, "Xiao Yanyan, don't listen to his nonsense, although these kung fu are a bit fancy, but martial arts practitioners have quick reflexes, and every move and every style is a pavement for the next move. Sometimes there is no turning back, and the move has already hit the rear, it is not as simple as what the eyes see, and you are right that you did not fight."

The Thirteenth Prince raised his eyebrows and smiled, Ying Hange was right, but he liked to talk nonsense.

In other words, after hearing Ying Hange's explanation, he couldn't help being a little curious, and asked, "Then tell me, who will win between the two of them?"

Ying Hange asked without answering, "Who do you want to win?"

Without saying a word or even thinking about it, he opened his mouth and said, "Of course it's Yue Hehuan! Think about it, Shangguan Ling'er's medical skills are superb, and she has the best chance of winning the last round. In the third game, I will be under a lot of pressure. But if Shangguan Linger loses two games in a row, firstly, her mentality will collapse, and secondly, if she loses two games in a row, even if she wins the third game, she will not I can't stop Qin Wangfei, as agreed before, I will win two out of three rounds."

The thirteenth prince's eyes lit up, he looked at the words in shock, and said, "So you spared no effort to invite Yue Hehuan to join in, just to make two-handed preparations?"

Nodding without saying a word: "That's right, I replaced the enemy as a helper. As long as Yue Hehuan and I win the game alone, then Shangguan Ling'er will have no chance to be Princess Qin at all. And Yue Hehuan won the second game." , she can't win the third round. In terms of medical skills, I can't compare with Shangguan Ling'er, and I can't compare with her Yue Hehuan? Besides..."

The Thirteenth Prince asked with great interest: "What more?"

Before he could say anything, Ye Wuming said: "Besides, even if Yue Hehuan is lucky and wins the second martial arts test and competes with the third medical skill, it is impossible for Yue Hehuan to marry into the Qin Palace. The Yue family is already in the capital. The limelight is very strong, father will not let the Yue family continue to grow."

Therefore, Yue Rongjiang made a wrong calculation from the very beginning. Unless Concubine Yue Gui died, it would be impossible for the second daughter of the Yue family to marry into the royal family.

It's a pity that such a delicate emperor's mind cannot be guessed by a general in Yue Rongjiang.

But the strange thing is that you can guess without saying anything.

For a moment, Ye Wuming, Ying Hange, and the thirteen princes all cast approving and surprised glances at Yan Wuzhi.

"Miss Yan! You are too powerful!" The thirteenth prince excitedly wanted to hold hands, but Ye Wuming stared back.

She laughed dryly, actually, what's so great about it, isn't it all written like this in the unique novels she read in her previous life.

Ordinary people can't put all their eggs in one basket, and an emperor can't put all his honor and favor on one person.

It can be seen from Emperor Kangwu's dismissal of the Yue family's military power, leaving only the capital as an official, that the Sacred Heart has long been wary.

……

This month He Huan's martial arts are really good, Shangguan Ling'er is not to be outdone, the two of them fight each other for more than a hundred moves and it is hard to tell the winner.

Without saying anything, he thought for a while and said in a low voice: "Is there any way to help Yue Hehuan?"

The thirteenth prince was startled, and quickly said: "You mustn't do it. Playing tricks in front of the father is a crime of deceiving the emperor. If Shangguan Ling'er finds out, it will be troublesome."

Ying Hange sneered and said, "Then don't let her find out."

"You have a solution?" Without saying anything, he looked at Ying Hange with bright eyes.

Ying Hange opened his hand, and a black worm appeared in his palm instead. Seeing this, the Thirteenth Prince couldn't help frowning and said: "Can you order some things from the world?"

Ying Hange gave the timid thirteenth prince a blank look and said, "This is an ordinary centipede. I gave it some delicious food. When people stepped on it, it burst open with a slap. It’s slippery, if you step on it, your footing will be unstable, even if you don’t fall, you will still show your flaws.”

The Thirteenth Prince grinned to both sides, but frowned tightly, and said: "You are really disgusting!"

Ying Hange said angrily: "Why do you talk so much nonsense, Xiao Yanyan is not afraid of a girl, look at your virtue, I will send you a jar of [-] poisonous worms later, [-] worms of different types, exercise hard Your guts."

The thirteenth prince turned pale when he heard this, and quickly shut up.

In other words, looking at the centipede on Ying Han's singer, he couldn't help frowning and said, "How sure are you that Shangguan Ling'er will step on it, and if it is stepped on by Yue Hehuan, wouldn't it be a waste of help? "

Ying Hange said with a smile: "Shangguan Ling'er has used herbs all year round, and her body exudes a strong medicinal fragrance. This centipede has been fed to me, and it will only approach when it smells the medicinal fragrance. Just look at it."

After Ying Hange finished speaking, he put the black centipede on the ground.

The main hall was brightly lit, and everyone's attention was on the fighting Yue Hehuan and Shangguan Ling'er. No one would notice a small centipede approaching quickly.

Ye Wuming glanced at Ying Hange, but for a while he couldn't tell what Ying Hange's purpose was.

If he likes to say nothing, then he shouldn't help keep Shangguan Ling'er from marrying, right?
If it is said that he doesn't like keeping silent, but a man's intuition is not wrong, he has clearly been sticking to keeping silent.

Ye Wuming thought over and over again, and there was only one answer, that is, Ying Hange hadn't enlightened yet.This silly boy still doesn't know what love is.

Ye Wuming curled his lips into a smile, thinking that what Ying Hange couldn't get in his previous life, he couldn't get it in this life, so there's nothing to be afraid of.

The only thing that can scare Ye Wuming is that mysterious person, Yun Yin.

boom!bang!There was a sound of something heavy falling to the ground.

"Oh!" Shangguan Ling'er cried out in pain.

These two voices sounded at the same time, awakening Ye Wuming's attention from his fugue.

Ye Wuming lowered his eyes, Shangguan Ling'er had already been sent flying outside the door and hit the bronze tripod, Yue Hehuan won!
　Watch before you catch bugs!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)