Aijia Kefu: Your Majesty, please avoid

Chapter 72 You Are Not Joking, I Take It Seriously

On the second day of November, the day was warm and windy, a rare good weather in winter.

Duan Ran seemed to have something to do today, so he gave Lu Junnuo a day off.The little guy was having fun in the sunlight on the porch, his little face was blushing, and he didn't know if it was cold or not.

Su Qingyuan was still tightly wrapped and sat by the stove, laughing and listening to the laughter in the corridor.

After that sunset, although she was not seriously ill, she was still somewhat weak.Doctor Yu repeatedly asked her not to walk around or see the wind, but she had to obey.

So in the past few days, she really didn't go out once.Even when Su Qingluan of Yanxi Palace woke up, she just asked Luoxia to send some supplements, and didn't say anything more.

Lu Li was afraid that she would be bored, so he specially asked someone to find a big civet cat for her, but she didn't take it too seriously.

On the contrary, Lu Junnuo liked it very much, and came here every day after school to chase the cat and play around for a while, often causing Su Qingyuan a headache.

There is so much noise outside right now, I don't know what they are laughing at.

Su Qingyuan was inexplicably agitated, she couldn't help but lifted the blanket around her shoulders, and sat up straight.

"What does empress want?" Luoxia immediately stood up nervously.

Su Qingyuan collected herself and leaned back again: "Nothing, just sit down."

Luoxia came over to add charcoal to the furnace, thought for a while, and peeled a few walnuts for Su Qingyuan.Later, seeing that she really didn't seem to have any orders, she sat back to the window and sewed the light yellow Zhaojun suit.

Su Qingyuan threw down the notebook in her hand, and sighed: "If this goes on like this, I'm afraid I'll be suffocated to death!"

Luoxia suddenly realized: "It turns out that the lady is tired of reading? The prince must also be tired outside, why don't you ask him to come in and talk to you?"

Su Qingyuan smiled wryly and shook her head: "Jun'er is just at the age of being naughty, so he doesn't get tired so easily. He's noisy enough outside, but once he comes in, it will definitely give me a headache."

Luoxia tapped her forehead and smiled, "I really can't guess what you want. You have piled up all the new books on the market recently, and you don't like needlework..."

Su Qingyuan was bored for a while, then said with a smile: "I want to go out for a walk, but you don't allow me."

Luoxia straightened her face: "Where is it that we don't allow it? It's because there are too many demons and ghosts outside, and your body is like this now..."

"Okay," Su Qingyuan said helplessly, "I read these words eight hundred times a day, and my ears are numb!"

Luoxia straightened her face, with an upright and uncompromising attitude.

In desperation, Su Qingyuan had no choice but to give up: "I can bear it a little longer, but... don't stop me from listening to the show in two days!"

Luoxia smiled and said, "I know you're thinking about this! Your Majesty has already arranged it. A big stage will be set up in the Qingyinchi Pavilion. Starting tomorrow, we will sing a big show for seven days, including juggling and storytelling. You are satisfied!"

"Starting tomorrow? Why didn't you tell me earlier!" Su Qingyuan was overjoyed.

Luoxia looked helpless: "The emperor told us to keep it secret, saying that he wanted to give you a surprise. I can't bear it now--you have sighed more than 20 times in a while, so I won't tell you any more. Son, you're afraid you're going to tear me down!"

"At this moment, I'm going to tear you down!" Lu Li pushed the door open and reprimanded with a straight face.

Luoxia hurriedly stood up, shrugged her shoulders and dared not speak.

Su Qingyuan raised her eyelids, and said slowly: "So it's the emperor who came—why, there's no place to show off right now, the girl who came here to frighten me?"

Lu Li casually hugged her into his arms and sighed, "Luoxia is yours now, how dare I show my prestige to her? I'm just a little pity, I've been preparing for so long, I want to surprise you, Just got lost by her!"

Su Qingyuan rubbed his shoulders and sighed: "You should have told me earlier - I don't want any 'surprise', I just want to have a 'hope'! These days are going to be suffocating!"

"Are you thinking wildly again?" Lu Li asked helplessly, wrapping his arms around her waist.

Su Qingyuan nestled in his arms and did not answer.

Lu Li sighed silently, and sat up straight: "I think you're really bored—let's go for a walk today."

Su Qingyuan shook her head and broke free from his hand: "I don't have a place I really want to go... Besides, it's not good to be seen."

Lu Li didn't dare to disobey her, so he had to give up.

After sitting sullenly for a while, Su Qingyuan suddenly sighed: "On my birthday last year, you said you would draw a portrait for me, but you never did. Are you trying to play tricks?"

Lu Li thought about it carefully, and it seemed that there was indeed such a thing.

He immediately laughed: "Luoxia, come in and polish the ink!"

"Why is it called Luoxia? Isn't there me?" Su Qingyuan was a little dissatisfied.

Lu Li hurriedly sent Luoxia who had just come in, and while searching for a pen and paper, he said with a smile, "I've learned how to grind ink. Don't blame me for uneven ink marks."

Su Qingyuan gave him a blank look, and said tit-for-tat: "If the painting is not good-looking, it must be because of your poor skills. You can't rely on the brush and ink!"

Seeing her serious face, Lu Li couldn't help but smile again.

Su Qingyuan's skill in grinding ink is really not flattering.

Lu Li watched for a while, and couldn't help sighing: "It's been so many years, but I still haven't made any progress. It's also fortunate that I am willing to marry you. If you marry another man, you will definitely be disgusted."

Su Qingyuan raised her head and looked at him, feeling a little awkward.

Lu Li hugged her from behind, pinched her cool little hand together with the ink ingot, and turned it smoothly on the inkstone.

Su Qingyuan's mind was not on Mo at all, and she couldn't help turning her head to look at him.

Lu Li deliberately pinched her fingers and rubbed them gently: "A Yuan, don't think too much."

"Can I not think about anything?" Su Qingyuan asked back.

Lu Li smiled flatly: "Why not? You have never married anyone else, and I will not marry anyone else. We only have each other."

Su Qingyuan lowered her head, looked at the darkening ink color on the inkstone, and remained silent for a long time.

Lu Li's fingers clenched tightly: "You can't think about it!"

Su Qingyuan suddenly smiled: "That's right. At least for now, it's just you and me."

A lot of ink had accumulated, Lu Li picked up the brush and said with a smile, "Sit down, I'm going to start drawing."

Su Qingyuan pursed her lips and smiled: "I don't want it! Don't you remember what I look like?"

Lu Li laughed, silently dipped the ink, and dropped the tip of the pen to the paper.

Su Qingyuan watched from the side, rubbing the ink again and again, not so much helping, but making trouble.

Lu Li is actually not good at drawing, but he draws every stroke very seriously.

Every strand of her hair and every corner of her clothes has been traced thousands of times in his heart, without any stagnation.

Su Qingyuan watched from the side, the corners of her lips could not help but smile, and the troubles that troubled her heart faded away.

"Do you still like it?" Lu Li raised his head and asked her with a smile.

Su Qingyuan curled her lips, raised her head and said, "Let's be so-so!"

"What do you mean 'so-so'?" Lu Li was very dissatisfied with this evaluation.

Su Qingyuan showed a proud expression, and said leisurely: "It's because of the mentality that the painting can't be done, and I can't blame you for that."

Lu Li couldn't help laughing.

Su Qingyuan's hand grinding the ink stopped: "Why, am I wrong?"

Lu Li coughed twice, and said in a serious tone, "Yes, that's right! My A Yuan's celestial beauty and beauty are beyond what pen and ink can describe."

Su Qingyuan frowned.

There was nothing wrong with Lu Li's expression and tone, but why did she always feel that he was laughing at her?

Could it be that the evaluation of "the beauty of the sky and the beauty of the country, the crown of beauty" is false?
Su Qingyuan ran to the mirror and looked at herself carefully.

To be honest, no one knows what constitutes a "natural beauty", but—she can't be considered ugly, can she?

Although I have gained some weight in the past few days, but...

How can it be possible not to gain weight by only doing the two things of "eating" and "sleeping" every day?

Su Qingyuan pinched her rounded cheeks, feeling a little aggrieved.

Lu Li put down his pen, walked over and hugged her: "What's wrong?"

Su Qingyuan faced the mirror and said sullenly: "You despise me."

"How dare I?" Lu Li hurriedly cried out.

Su Qingyuan pinched her face and continued to complain: "You are mocking me!"

Lu Li hurriedly called out "wronged".

Su Qingyuan asked without confidence: "Don't you realize that I've become ugly?"

Lu Li suddenly realized, put his hands under Su Qingyuan's armpits, and sent her back to the table: "My Ah Yuan will not become ugly."

"But..." Su Qingyuan still didn't believe it.

Lu Li picked up the pen again, and said calmly, "It's good to be fat. It's ugly to be thin - and it's uncomfortable to touch a bone."

"So, you're saying that I was ugly when I first entered the palace!" Su Qingyuan persisted.

Lu Li was a little embarrassed.

Could it be that he met the legendary... sending a proposition?
Lu Li braced himself, pretended to be careless, and smiled while waving his hair: "I mean the others are skinny and ugly. As for my A Yuan, she is naturally fat and beautiful, and thin and pretty!"

Su Qingyuan grabbed his pen-holding hand and forced him to turn his face: "Answer me a question."

Lu Li nodded, alarm bells rang loudly in his heart.

Su Qingyuan asked seriously: "You just said 'thin is ugly' referring to someone else?"

Lu Li nodded.

Su Qingyuan's face collapsed immediately: "Since it's someone else, how do you know that 'a bone doesn't feel comfortable to touch'? Who have you touched? How did you touch it? Where did you touch it?"

Lu Li patted his forehead, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

When she was too well-behaved, he was always worried, fearing that she would hide things in his heart; but when she was not too well-behaved, he was really a little bit numb-this little jealousy is really a personal experience!
"Yuan, are you trying to kill me today?" Lu Li almost knelt down and begged for mercy.

Su Qingyuan glared at him, and said angrily: "Smart words, it turns out they are all lies! Forget it, I won't force you anymore, let's paint!"

Lu Li knew that some things were getting darker and darker, so he went back to the table honestly to draw a portrait.

But Su Qingyuan murmured in a low voice: "Princess Jingmin's face is rounder than mine, 'a handful of bones' must not be referring to her; although the other women who will enter the palace tomorrow have Thin, but the family of the daughter who has not left the court may not be willing to let you touch it obediently; you are surrounded by eunuchs, and there should be few court ladies... But Qingluan has always been skinny, you are not talking about her, are you?"

"A Yuan..." Lu Li put down his pen, not daring to draw any more.

Hand shake.

Su Qingyuan rolled his eyes at him: "Why, let me guess?"

Lu Li picked up his pen again, and sighed: "I was always worried before, fearing that one day I would not be able to keep this identity, and I would not be able to support you after living among the people-now I finally don't have to be afraid."

"What?" Su Qingyuan asked.

Lu Li said lightly, "If one day we both are expelled from Miyagi, I will take you to find a small town and sell vinegar for a living."

Su Qingyuan's eyes widened.

Lu Li continued: "A Yuan's vinegar is everywhere and produced all the time. It's mellow and strong, and it's different from others... If we sell such good vinegar, we will definitely make a fortune and become the richest."

Su Qingyuan couldn't hold back, picked up the inkstone casually, and splashed the remaining ink on his face.

Lu Li wiped his face, and Su Qingyuan laughed loudly: "You flick the brush, I splash ink, this is what makes husbands sing and women follow, harps and zithers!"

Lu Li's face turned dark (this time it was really dark), he stared at Su Qingyuan for a while, and suddenly smiled again.

He likes the eight characters "husband sings, wife follows, qin and harp harmonizes".

Su Qingyuan suddenly realized what she said, and immediately blushed.

Lu Li picked up the pen, and used a little bit of ink left on the pen tip to trace the eyebrows and eyes of the beauty in the painting. Then he took out the rouge from Su Qingyuan's makeup box, dipped it in a new pen, and tapped his lips.

Su Qingyuan leaned forward curiously, and was stunned.

In the painting, the beauty's eyebrows are slightly raised, her eyes are agile, and her spirit is flying high.The black and white screen has a little cherry red, which is very lively and interesting.

"Don't just look at it, evaluate it!" Lu Li was a little nervous.

Su Qingyuan curled her lips and smiled: "It's pretty."

"Pictures are good-looking, or people are good-looking?" Lu Li asked to get to the bottom of it.

"Huh?" Su Qingyuan raised her eyebrows, "Shouldn't I ask you this question?"

Lu Li quickly expressed his opinion: "Of course he is a good-looking person!"

"I agree with your point of view." Su Qingyuan said seriously.

Lu Li was dumbfounded.

It is said that courtesies are reciprocal, why he couldn't get back a compliment after saying so many good things!
Is his drawing skills really that bad?
Su Qingyuan saw that he had a stinking face, and she knew it in her heart.

She stretched out her finger and rubbed his eyebrows, and smiled: "I'm not very good at laughing these days, but you deliberately tease me and draw me smiling, ordinary painters don't understand these things! So I decided—— —”

"What was decided?" Lu Li asked.

Su Qingyuan leaned into his arms and said with a smile: "I decided to hire you as my painter, and I will draw a picture for me every birthday!"

Lu Li readily agreed, "Okay. I'm also reluctant to hand you over to those old-fashioned and boring painters."

Su Qingyuan raised her head, her eyebrows and eyes curved.

"Just agreeing to help you take a portrait, are you so happy?" Lu Li couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips.

Su Qingyuan smiled and said: "You didn't agree to do my portrait, but you promised to do my portrait 'every year', so even if you don't like me or don't want me anymore, you still have to be with me for at least one or two hours every year. mine?"

"You're thinking about something messed up in your head!" Lu Li felt a little uncomfortable.

Su Qingyuan raised her hand to hook his neck, and said seriously: "You are not joking, I take it seriously."

"A Yuan..." Lu Li sighed, bent down and picked her up, carried her to the soft couch by the stove, and put her down.

Su Qingyuan still hooked his neck and refused to let go: "I have to hug him after two steps, do you think I'm a piece of paper?"

Lu Li squatted on the side of the couch, rubbed her stomach and smiled, "You must be exhausted after standing for so long. If I don't show consideration for you, we'll scold me..."

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly frowned.

"What's wrong?" Su Qingyuan stood up.

Lu Li pointed at her stomach and stammered, "It...it can move!"

Su Qingyuan smiled: "Huh? Your baby must be annoying you, so I kicked you."

"It's really him who kicked me?" Lu Li suddenly grinned and smirked.

Seeing his silly smile, Su Qingyuan suddenly felt better.

Lu Li carefully put his hand up again: "Hey, try kicking again."

After waiting for a while, there was no movement at all.

Su Qingyuan laughed: "It seems that it doesn't want to talk to you."

Feeling a little lost, Lu Li raised his head and looked at her pitifully.

Su Qingyuan was a little dazed.

——That’s not the case, is it?
"A Yuan, just now... there was nothing wrong, he was moving?" Lu Li sat down on the soft couch, and asked uncertainly again.

Su Qingyuan sighed helplessly: "It's alive, of course it can move."

This sentence, she said lightly.

But only she knew how ecstatic she was when she first realized it would move.

This child has suffered too much, and the imperial physician has been beckoning and reminding her not to be too optimistic...

She didn't dare to be sure that it was still there until it moved.

A tough little guy.

Lu Li suddenly turned his head away.Su Qingyuan noticed that he wiped the corners of his eyes quietly.

Danyue came in through the crack of the door, frowning: "Are you quarreling again?"

Su Qingyuan couldn't help but rolled her eyes.

Lu Li raised his head and said with a dark face, "Get out!"

Danyue suddenly covered her mouth and let out a "chi" laugh.

Lu Li was a little puzzled.

Su Qingyuan winked at Danyue and told her to go out first.

Danyue suppressed a smile: "It's time to pass on the dinner, today..."

"Of course I still eat here today." Lu Li said with a dark face.

Danyue rushed out with a "whoosh".

Then, there was a burst of earth-shattering laughter from the corridor.

"What's wrong with her?" Lu Li turned around suspiciously and looked at Su Qingyuan.

Su Qingyuan covered her face with her hands, shaking with laughter.

Lu Li "huh" stood up.

Su Qingyuan squeezed her cheeks with one hand, freed one hand to hold her belly, and laughed "Ouch".

Lu Li ran to the mirror to take a look, his complexion couldn't have been darker.

"Did you do it on purpose?" He walked back step by step, staring at Su Qingyuan and questioning.

"You forgot, how can you blame me!" Su Qingyuan looked innocent.

Both of Lu Li's hands were clenched with a "click".

Su Qingyuan held back her smile and rubbed her cheeks: "I'll just ask someone to come in and wash it for you. Is this worth being angry?"

"How many more people do you want to see my joke!" Lu Li gritted his teeth dangerously.

Su Qingyuan had no choice but to get up, dipped a handkerchief in some warm water, and handed it to him.

"Come here!" Lu Li glared at her fiercely.

Su Qingyuan had no choice but to carefully wipe it off from his forehead.

A piece of veil turned black after just a couple of rubs, so I had to replace it with another one.

After using six or seven veils in a row, Lu Li could barely distinguish the features on his face.

During this period, Su Qingyuan laughed down several times, which made Lu Li angry and worried, and had to hold her waist from time to time, for fear that she would fall.

After throwing away the seventh piece of handkerchief, Su Qingyuan lay down shamelessly: "I'm too tired, I won't do it!"

"Who made this for me?" Lu Li gritted his teeth and roared.

Su Qingyuan looked innocent: "Who did this? I don't know!"

Lu Li looked down at his ink-stained clothes, then at Su Qingyuan's flushed face, the more he looked, the angrier he became.

He tore off the robe neatly and threw it on the ground, and rushed towards Su Qingyuan.

"Hey, you..." Su Qingyuan was terrified.

Lu Li smiled sinisterly, buried his face under Su Qingyuan's neck, and rubbed gently.

Su Qingyuan was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized.

This bastard, he was trying to rub ink on her face!
She didn't want to become Bao Gong with him!

"Let me go!" Su Qingyuan gritted her teeth.

Lu Li looked at the black mark on her cheek and smiled triumphantly.

Su Qingyuan was furious: "Lu Li, you..."

Before she finished speaking, Lu Li had already blocked her mouth.

with lips.

Su Qingyuan's entire face wrinkled into a bitter gourd shape.

He also has ink on his lips, hey!

Don't play like this!

Su Qingyuan groaned in her heart, but Lu Li seemed to fall in love with this kind of game.

So, not long after, Su Qingyuan's lips, cheeks, forehead, neck, ears...everywhere was stained with black ink.

This is not over yet.

Lu Li had undid her clothes at some point, and was continuing his great cause of "smearing".

Su Qingyuan despaired, compromised, a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

Big deal, take a shower later.

but--

Something seems wrong?

"What are you doing?" She belatedly grabbed Lu Li's hand.

Lu Li leaned against her ear, and said in a hoarse voice, "The imperial doctor said that your body has recovered well, so..."

"No!" Su Qingyuan gritted her teeth.

"I'll be gentle, I won't press him down." Lu Li coaxed patiently.

Su Qingyuan put her hands on his chest, with a firm expression on her face: "If I say no, then I won't!"

"It's late." Lu Li smiled mischievously.

"You... bastard!" Su Qingyuan turned pale with anger.

But there is no way, someone will always find a way to make her surrender obediently.

Lu Li carefully supported her waist, his movements were very light, which can be regarded as very considerate.

However, Su Qingyuan felt very uncomfortable when she thought that she was tricked by him.

She pinched Lu Li's shoulder hard and gritted her teeth.

Lu Li didn't seem to feel the pain at all, he just comforted her gently, and whispered softly in her ear: "A Yuan, A Yuan..."

Su Qingyuan's heart has already softened.

Now she gets tired easily, and finally she can catch her breath, so she bit Lu Li's earlobe and said bitterly, "You haven't eaten dinner yet, so you..."

"This is dessert before dinner, let's continue after dinner." Lu Li smiled complacently.

"Who wants to continue with you! Tomorrow your Yingying and Yanyan will enter the palace, you 'continue' with them!" Su Qingyuan raised her face and pushed him out fiercely.

(End of this chapter)