Return of the Concubine: The Evil King's Useless Crazy Concubine

Chapter 202 Mentally Disabled Women Are Scary

What he said was like an old monk with profound morals, advising some evildoer.Lan Xiruo suddenly imagined the picture of Journey to the West.

Ahem, I am that monk Tang, chanting scriptures to a goblin.

Lan Xiruo could even imagine that she was wearing cassock, with a righteous face, saying "monks are compassionate", "monks don't tell lies", "donor, you can't do this..."

And Lan Yuyan, a vixen who has done all kinds of bad things, is lying on the ground trembling, listening to her advice, reforming her evil ways, and has since become a good woman.

Thus, the story ended satisfactorily, and the four masters and apprentices once again embarked on the journey to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures.

curtain down!applaud!
Cough cough, okay, calm down, Lan Xiruo felt that she was thinking too much.

If this Lan Yuyan can really turn evil and return to good, it will be really scary, right?

Lan Xiruo straightened her mind while thinking about it.Well, she is going to save this monster.Bah, bah, bah, he subdued this monster.Bah, bah, bah, that's not right, I surrendered the monster.

Lan Yuyan couldn't bear it long ago, damn, this Lan Xiruo jittered and jittered for a long time, and she was completely dumbfounded.

"Lan Xiruo, it's useless for you to say any more. By the way, I'll tell you that I will never let the prince's elder brother marry the side concubine. Whether it's you or that vixen Huang Yingli, don't even think about it!" Lan Yuyan With her hips akimbo, she looked at Lan Yuyan with hostility on her face.

Tsk tsk tsk, this is treating her as a rival in love.

Lan Xiruo shrugged: "As for me, you can rest assured that I'm not interested in sharing the bed with your dear prince brother, but that Huang Yingli, I advise you to stay still and be careful of Yu Tiance Turn against you."

Although Yu Tiance didn't like Huang Yingli like a man and a woman, he would definitely marry her.The first and most important point is that Huang Yingli belongs to Yueyao Country, as long as she marries Sunhui Country, it is equivalent to having a way out.After all, marrying a girl from a big family of Yueyao Country is equivalent to showing love to Yueyao Country.

Second, Huang Yingli is pretty enough, and her figure is fully developed. Compared with Lan Yuyan's young body, Huang Yingli's maturity is what attracts Yu Tiance more.

In other words, Yu Tiance is a royal sister-in-law.

Once verified, that's it.

If Lan Yuyan really moved Huang Yingli without thinking, this matter might not be so simple.

With Lan Yuyan's temper, she would never survive, but since Huang Yingli is from Yueyao Kingdom, this matter will be very troublesome.

The Huang family will never let it go, they will find troubles with the Lan family and the emperor of Rihui Kingdom.After all, Lan Xiruo is also a crown princess, the emperor's daughter-in-law.

If the mediation fails, this may rise from a personal conflict to a conflict between two families, or even to a national conflict.Although the Rihui Nation is powerful, the Yueyao Nation is not a vegetarian, and it is absolutely impossible for it to be patient all the time.

Then, the two countries will raise this issue to a political issue and start a war.At that time, things will not be resolved in a few words.

When Lan Xiruo thought of this, she suddenly became a little excited.I don't know if Lan Yuyan is really brain-dead to that extent, but... Huang Yingli seems to be a little pitiful.

Thinking of Huang Yingli's pure eyes, Lan Xiruo suddenly felt a headache.If Huang Yingli has been ignorant of world affairs for a long time, he will definitely suffer a big loss.

However, she can't teach her...

This is not a relationship issue or anything, just talk about it.The road to growth is to be done by yourself.Other people's words are only others' after all.

Lan Xiruo sighed for a long time, then looked at Lan Yuyan again.

Lan Yuyan really didn't have enough brains, and she didn't understand the stakes until now, she raised her head: "Brother Prince likes me, Huang Yingli posted it by herself, so what if I moved her? Why would the prince brother be willing to separate from me because of another woman?"

Lan Xiruo was about to clap her hands and cheer: Damn, I've seen stupid people, but I've never seen someone so stupid.This is simply a new level of stupidity!

Lan Xiruo feels that when measuring people's IQ in the future, it is necessary to use Lan Yuyan's IQ as the lower limit of the measurement standard. As long as it is a little higher than Lan Yuyan's IQ, it means there is still hope.If it is the same as Lan Yuyan's, or lower than Lan Yuyan's, you can buy a knife and cut it off yourself.

Nima, your IQ is so low, why are you still alive?

Start a world war like Lan Yuyan?

Do not be silly……

Lan Xiruo suddenly felt that if Rihui Kingdom was really going to decline, it must have a close relationship with Lan Yuyan.If the emperor and Yu Tiance, the best father and son, haven't felt that Lan Yuyan has a problem with IQ, then it can only be said that this father and son are also mentally retarded.

How can such a country prosper for a long time?
Lan Xiruo felt that it was necessary for him to find someone suitable to take over the emperor's seat.

In case the dog emperor is killed by herself, there must be someone who can sit on it. The country cannot live without a king, and she doesn't want to cause chaos in the Rihui country because of herself.

Moreover, she is not interested in being emperor at all.Wu Zetian?Sorry, she's not that kind of person.Her ambition is far away!

Ahem, Lan Xiruo felt that she was thinking too far.It's all to blame for this brain damage, let yourself think so much, it's really enough.

Lan Xiruo looked at Lan Yuyan's smug look, and nodded helplessly: "Yes, yes, you are the most beautiful, and you are both right." Damn, this mentally handicapped woman is really scary.

However, Lan Yuyan really didn't realize that if Lan Xi was mocking her, she thought it was a real compliment, so she was even more proud: "Now admit that I am beautiful? Huh!"

What the fuck?

Lan Xiruo almost wanted to pay homage to her.Mother, why are there women in the world who are dumber than pigs!
Lan Yuyan cleared her throat: "Ahem, even if you praise me, I won't let you go. However, I will give you a happy ending, and I will finish you off with one sword." As she spoke, she mobilized her spiritual power again.

Is this posture still going to fight?
Lan Xiruo was speechless.

Eldest sister, it’s all about your IQ being anxious, and you’re still knitting.I'm really afraid that if I miss you and beat you up, wouldn't it be a big sin for me?You don't give me money...

Lan Xiruo felt that Lan Yuyan's IQ was already the lowest limit that human beings could achieve, so she could only be beaten smart, not stupid anymore.

Seeing Lan Xiruo's expression of eating a fly, Lan Yuyan was very proud: "Lan Xiruo, I know you are afraid, it's okay, you can cry, anyway, it's nothing if you die."

cry?
Nima...

Lan Xiruo cursed in her heart, she felt that her temper was so good that it exploded, Lan Yuyan was so stupid, she could still talk to her calmly.If she still has a chance to travel back, she must apply to the world for the Nobel Peace Prize!
How much courage is needed to withstand a mentally retarded serial bombing?

Who can do it?

Who else could there be besides her, Lan Xiruo?

She felt that she was really powerful. If it was as usual, let alone refraining from beating her, she would not be able to beat her to death!Thinking of this, Lan Xiruo suddenly felt that she was really great.

But Lan Yuyan didn't notice it at all.

Lan Xiruo smiled bluntly: "Hey, thank you, please kill me now." Nima, this is simply too much of a waste of emotion.

Lan Xiruo took a deep breath and mobilized her spiritual power: She really wanted to slap this retarded man to death.

There is a modern saying that is true: Damn mentally retarded.

When Lan Yuyan was attacking, Lan Xiruo also went up to meet her, but when she lowered her body, the whole ground was frozen, and then she stood calmly in front, Lan Yuyan...

The center of gravity was unstable and he fell directly, falling in front of Lan Xiruo.

"Ah!" Lan Yuyan screamed, and her knee hit Lan Xiruo's foot heavily.She burst into tears, her eyes burning.

cough cough...

"Sister, you don't have to be so polite. Even if you kill me, I won't complain. Come on, I'll wait." Saying that, Lan Xiruo closed her eyes righteously.

That's right, she just let her fight.However, this Lan Yuyan must be able to stand up.

This trick has been tried and tested repeatedly, Lan Xiruo has never seen anyone who can stand on his own smooth ice.

This kind of ice surface is completely different from the actual ice surface.There is no friction, let alone standing, it is not easy to lie down.

Therefore, Lan Yuyan is now on the ice in a very embarrassed posture.

Lan Yuyan was so angry that she was about to die, but she couldn't get up, and she couldn't help being very angry.

If Lan Xi walked smoothly, she walked up to Lan Yuyan step by step, smiling brightly: "Sister, as a younger sister, I have to remind you, your IQ is really worrying, you are the best, go See a doctor, and then see if it can be cured. Otherwise, you won't know if you've been tricked to death by yourself."

Lan Yuyan's eyes widened: "Lan Xiruo, you bitch!"

Lan Xiruo shrugged her shoulders: "It seems that you still can't learn well, so how about it." The corner of her mouth raised a bright smile, and with a wave of her hands, Lan Yuyan couldn't move.

"Bitch, what did you do to me?" Lan Yuyan was already a little terrified.

Lan Xiruo curled her lips: "No, I just think you are too dishonest, so let me be quiet for a while." After saying that, Lan Xiruo directly started to shatter Lan Yuyan's coat.

Lan Yuyan's eyes widened: "What are you doing!"

Lan Xiruo said with a smile: "You look hot, let me cool you down." While speaking, she also shattered Lan Yuyan's underwear, leaving only the obscene underwear.

"Tut tsk tsk, that's enough, you just stay here to cool off, I'm leaving." After speaking, Lan Xiruo shouted, "Come and see, someone is lying naked on the ground to cool off!"

The voice was mixed with spiritual power and spread far away.

The disciples of the Xuanling Pavilion were bored with their exercises, but now they became more energetic and rushed over one after another.Poor Lan Yuyan couldn't move, she could only close her eyes and pretend she was unconscious.

(End of this chapter)