Journey to the West: Start by rejecting the Guanyin layout

Chapter 103 Delicious Fried Buns, Wu Zetian as a Matchmaker

"No, building an empire on which the sun never sets is not enough."

Wu Zetian couldn't help but think again that to build such a large territory, it is definitely not something that can be done in one generation, and it will definitely take decades or even hundreds of years of hard work.

And although she said that she looked much younger now, Wu Zetian himself knew that she was old, and she might suddenly get sick one day, and she would die if she said so.

I have to learn the art of immortality, so that I can be the eternal female emperor.

At that time, I will be the master of the world, and Immortal Ruyi will be the master of the Heavenly Palace. He will be in charge of the sky, and I will be in charge of the earth.

"Wan'er, let's go, let's go to Master Lu's house for a meal. I heard that Wei Zheng and Di Renjie have been there several times, so let's go see it too."

What Wu Zetian was thinking about was not what Shangguan Wan'er was thinking about. Even though she was a hundred years old, she still felt that she hadn't lived enough, especially now that she was in power and she was not an ordinary stupid woman.

"Yes, Your Majesty."

They changed into casual clothes, went on tour in micro clothes, and soon arrived at No. [-] Ping'an Street.

When they came, they realized something was wrong, because this time was Lu Feng's working time, and there was no one at home, so they were shut out.

Wait a minute, Lu Feng finally returned home.

"Master Lu, you are back, we have been waiting for you for a long time."

Lu Feng looked at Shangguan Wan'er and Wu Zetian who were welcoming them, and said in a very cold tone, "Why are you coming to my house?"

Wu Zetian smiled and said: "Mr. Lu, I just received the battle report from the front. Our army has won a complete victory. General Liu Rengui and General Heizhi Changzhi specifically mentioned that thanks to your help, I am now representing the Wu Zhou Empire." , I came here specially to express my gratitude to you."

"Oh, that's right, so you plan to thank me so much? I have made such a great contribution, so empty words are not appropriate."

Embarrassed, Wu Zetian thought that the old man was just being polite to you, but you are really impolite, so he just took advantage of the cheap.

"Mr. Lu can say whatever he likes, no matter what you want, I will reward you."

Lu Feng said: "Since you asked, I will tell you, Your Majesty, Liu Rengui and Hei Chi Changzhi won the battle, and it has nothing to do with me. Don't show off and disturb my peace."

"And you'd better not come here, I don't want to have anything to do with you. Just pretend that you have never seen me, and I will be grateful."

"what?"

Wu Zetian was startled and angry: "You don't want to see me that much?"

Lu Feng explained: "That's not what it means, think about it, if Liu Rengui won the battle because he ate my food, if it spreads, how many people will come to visit, can I welcome you?"

"I like quietness. If you insist on publicizing it, then I have no choice but to leave Chang'an."

Wu Zetian said anxiously: "Leave? This is absolutely impossible."

She thought to herself, if Master Lu left, wouldn't her desire to live forever come to naught?
If you eat Master Lu's food, you can't say you can live forever, it is certain that you will live forever.

"Okay, Master Lu, I promise not to publicize this matter, and I will try not to bother you."

"That's fine."

Lu Feng opened the door of his house and was about to close it when Wu Zetian said: "Master Lu, you see we have been waiting for you for so long, we haven't even had a drop of rice, and we haven't even had a sip of water. Now we are hungry and thirsty, can you give us something to eat?" Leave again?"

Lu Feng said: "No, you can find a restaurant, I don't plan to cook at noon today."

How could Wu Zetian believe it: "Then let's drink saliva, drink saliva and leave."

Then regardless of whether Lu Feng agreed or not, he ran in directly. Lu Feng was speechless, and told them: "There is a well in the yard, if you are thirsty, fetch water yourself."

Then I took out the food I brought from the restaurant, which is today's special dish, fried buns.

I prepared a little more in the morning. It is best to eat these pan-fried buns as soon as they are out of the pan. After waiting for a long time, the taste will change. It is not suitable to sell them at night, so Lu Feng is going to enjoy them by himself.

Miao Shan and the six-eared macaque also had their own cage. Of course, Lu Feng didn't know that after he left the shop, Miao Shan snatched away the six-eared macaque's cage of fried buns.

Lu Feng put the two cages of fried buns on the table, then poured some vinegar into the small dish, picked it up with chopsticks, dipped it in the vinegar, and put it in his mouth.

"Hmm~!"

Lu Feng also had an extremely satisfied expression on his face: I thought that I am so talented, I can make it so delicious by doing whatever I want.

Shangguan Wan'er and Wu Zetian fetched some water from the well, the water was cold and slightly sweet, very tasty, but it was just water after all, without any special effect, drinking water alone could not fill the stomach.

They looked at Lu Feng pitifully, and Wu Zetian came over, "Master Lu, you are eating buns for lunch today, why are the buns burnt and fragrant, and different from the kind of buns you usually see?"

Lu Feng explained: "Ordinary steamed buns are steamed, but mine are pan-fried buns, which are half-steamed and half-boiled after being fried in oil."

"After the steamed stuffed buns are fried, they will have a crispy texture and will be particularly fragrant, especially when the inside is filled with delicious soup. One bite is full of fragrance."

After hearing Lu Feng's introduction, Wu Zetian and Shangguan Wan'er wanted to eat even more.

Wu Zetian said: "Mr. Lu, don't even eat this kind of steamed stuffed bun. I haven't even seen it. Can you let me try one, just one!"

Lu Feng waved his hand: "Forget it, let you and Shangguan Wan'er each taste one, not too much."

"Yes Yes!"

Wu Zetian ran over quickly, grabbed a fried bun, stuffed it into his mouth impatiently, and then bit down.

"Zi~"

A thick soup shot out like a water arrow.

"oops!"

Wu Zetian was very regretful, but she didn't have the most delicious soup, and she was about to cry with anger.

Especially seeing Shangguan Wan'er, like Master Lu, biting a small gap in the fried bun, sucking the delicious soup inside, showing a happy expression, it was even more uncomfortable.

"Master Lu, can I have another one?"

"cannot!"

Lu Feng resolutely refused: "Keep an inch, you, I don't even have enough food for myself."

Wu Zetian complained: "Master Lu is too stingy, why don't you make another one yourself?"

"Who are you, why should I make something for you to eat?"

"I am the emperor..."

Wu Zetian suddenly reacted: this Master Lu looked like that kind of extraterrestrial expert, and it would definitely be useless to suppress him as an emperor.

But, thinking about it from another angle, this Master Lu is so awesome, why don't I have a kiss with him?
In this case, wouldn't you be able to eat whatever you want in the future?

"Master Lu, can I ask you something?"

Lu Feng said expressionlessly, "I can't."

Wu Zetian said seriously: "Master Lu, I'm not joking. I'm doing a population survey and applying for household registration. When you come to my Great Zhou Kingdom, it seems that you have only applied for temporary residence registration. You will be leaving after three months at most?"

Because of the prosperity of the economy, Datang, which is now known as Wuzhou, attracted a large number of foreigners. Hu people from the Western Regions, grassland people, Nanyang people, and Dongying people are all eager to settle here.

The population of Chang'an City has now exceeded 100 million, and it is the largest city in the world.

In order to alleviate the population pressure, naturally not anyone can live here for a long time. After Lu Feng arrived here, he only applied for a three-month temporary residence permit. If he did not apply for Chang'an household registration, he would be regarded as a black household and would be deported. .

Right now, it is three months away, and it will be here soon.

These problems cannot be avoided by pretending to be ordinary people.

(End of this chapter)