flashy wedding

Chapter 346 Extraordinary pain in the flesh (3)
Lu Jixiang opened his eyes.

"Why are you asking that?" she said.

Pei Qian chuckled, glanced at Song Jincheng intentionally or unintentionally, and said, "Aren't I worried about some people?"

Lu Jixiang raised his eyebrows and couldn't help looking at Song Jincheng.

"Are you in a hurry?" she asked.

The man lowered his head, kissed the girl's forehead fondly, and said lightly, "There is a saying that the emperor is not in a hurry for eunuchs!"

"Hey, hey, hey!" When Pei Qian heard this, he immediately became unhappy: "Who do you say is an eunuch? Who do you say is an eunuch?"

Lu Jixiang winked and said, "Whoever accosts me will talk to me!"

Pei Qian was so angry that smoke rose from the top of his head.

"Well, I thought I was being sentimental, and I originally wanted to prepare a big gift, but now it seems that it's better to avoid it!"

Hearing the word 'big gift', Lu Jixiang became more energetic.

"What kind of gift?" She looked at Pei Qian with a light in her eyes.

"I won't tell you!" Pei Qian deliberately took it easy.

"cut--"

Lu Jixiang snorted, and said, "With the salary of a scientist, what gift can you afford?"

"Hey, hey, don't look down on scientists. Although our wages are low, we have research and development bonuses! Let me tell you, when I win the Nobel Prize, I can buy whatever I want!"

Lu Jixiang sighed.

She said: "I saw a piece of news the day before yesterday!"

Pei Qian raised his eyebrows, looked at her, and said, "What news?"

"It is said that there was a woman who wanted her son to have a permanent residence in the capital, and then to study in a school in the capital. She married a local man with uremia, and the car seller and house seller gave him dialysis. According to the regulations, it is said that after five years of marriage, the spouse will be able to have a Jinghu!" At this point, Lu Jixiang looked at Pei Qian and continued: "The man died of bleeding when they were married for more than four years. In the end, people and money are empty!"

Pei Qian listened carefully: "And then?"

Lu Jixiang shrugged and said, "There is no after."

Pei Qian wiped off his sweat and said, "Then tell me, what do you want to express in this story?"

"I said, this is just a piece of news that I saw by accident. How can I express anything?" She looked innocent.

Pei Qian sighed: "Mascot, your ability to tell bad jokes is really getting better and better!"

"Hahaha……"

Lu Jixiang grinned and tilted his head to look at Song Jincheng.

Unexpectedly, she just ran into the man's affectionate gaze.

The girl froze.

Song Jincheng lowered his head and pecked her lips, his voice was deep: "Don't worry, your household registration is with me!"

"Ah, that's not what I meant!" Lu Jixiang hurriedly explained.

"I understand." Song Jincheng smiled and patted her on the head lightly.

Lu Jixiang puffed up his cheeks and got into his arms again.

Pei Qian was wailing: "My God, I've had enough of you guys!"

Lu Jixiang laughed hahaha, and answered without thinking too much: "If there is anything to envy, you can find one too!"

This was originally just a joke, but unexpectedly, the carriage suddenly became quiet.

"Uh!"

Lu Jixiang was stunned, and looked at Pei Qian for no reason, but found that his expression was very closed, as if he was trapped in some kind of sad bad memory.

At this time, Lu Jixiang suddenly remembered that Song Jincheng once told her the story of Pei Qian, the girlfriend he once loved, passed away in an accidental car accident many years ago!
Ugh!
It turns out that money-losing goods are also quite infatuated!

Thinking of this, Lu Jixiang said again: "As the saying goes, cucumbers are about taking photos, and life is about having fun. How about I make a joke for you guys?"

Song Jincheng has always been a quiet listener.

Pei Qian raised his head, looked at the girl, and said, "What if it's not funny?"

"I promise it's funny!" Lu Jixiang nodded firmly. She cleared her throat first, and then said quickly: "One day, the teacher asked the students to write an essay titled "My Ideal". Xiao Ming wrote in the essay To: When I grow up, I will rob banks and distribute the money to poor people! The next day, after the teacher reviewed the composition, the comment he wrote to Xiaoming was as follows: Very good ideal, don’t forget when you distribute the money Teacher, but you have to pay attention to your seatmate, he said he is going to be a policeman when he grows up!"

After finishing speaking, Lu Jixiang laughed hahaha.

But she laughed a few times, but found that the expressions of the two men were speechless.

"Uh!"

She was slightly embarrassed, looked at Pei Qian and said, "Isn't it funny?"

Pei Qian sighed: "Mascot, you are so boring!"

Lu Jixiang frowned, and hurriedly said: "How about this, let me tell you another one? This joke has a lot of meaning, and most people can't understand it!"

Hearing this, Pei Qian couldn't help raising his eyebrows: "Something you can understand, does it still have connotations?"

"cut!"

Lu Jixiang rolled his eyes at him, and said directly: "Then let me test you, do you know what makes a man have to be big, thick, and hard for women to like it?"

As soon as these words came out, Pei Qian's expression was shocked.

This question... ahem, it seems a bit too big!

Pei Qian didn't speak, but turned around silently.

"Hey you"

"auspicious!"

Song Jincheng, who had been silent for a long time, spoke, his tone was displeased: "Who taught you these things? No one is serious!"

"Why am I not serious?" Lu Jixiang said unconvinced: "The answer to this question is"

"To shut up!"

Song Jincheng interrupted her and scolded: "From now on, you are not allowed to speak anymore!"

Naturally, Lu Jixiang would not be obedient, so he stretched his neck and shouted: "Women like men who are rich and powerful and have strong relationships!"

Song Jincheng wanted to reach out to stop her, but when he heard the girl's words, he was startled.

In front, Pei Qian was also dumbfounded.

Don't blame Lu Jixiang for being too naughty, it can only be said that their thoughts are too impure!

I really lost to this girl!

When they returned to the upper courtyard of the Dynasty, an unexpected guest came to the house——An Taotao!

"Aunt! Uncle!"

As soon as the two entered the room, the little boy happily ran over.

He had a clear purpose, after rushing over, he wanted to throw himself into Lu Jixiang's arms.

Unfortunately, no success!

Just when he was a few centimeters away from Lu Jixiang, Song Jincheng quickly picked him up.

"How did you come?"

The man's brows were furrowed tightly.

An Taotao stuck out his tongue mischievously, and said in a crisp voice: "Mom and Dad are going on a business trip, so they sent me to my uncle's house. My mother said, as long as my uncle and aunt will take care of me for one night! "

(End of this chapter)