Rebirth of the city fairy
Chapter 3 Healthy North Nose?
Chapter 3 Healthy North Nose?
"Huh? Bai Chen, why are you frowning?" Bai Chen was lying on the table, and the man at the back table poked him and asked suspiciously.
Bai Chen was sweating profusely.
profuse sweating.
Fried chicken sweat.
Genghis Khan.
I can't laugh or cry, I can't say that I broke into the women's restroom alone, then I will become a generation of celebrities.
"It's okay." Bai Chen said with a wry smile. As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Lin Yu walk into the classroom from the corner of his eye.
Bai Chen blushed, and Lin Yu did the same. Sitting beside Bai Chen, she didn't look at Bai Chen, but handed Bai Chen a school uniform.
"Your clothes are broken, so you can wear my school uniform first." Lin Yu said with a red face.
The four-eyed boy behind Bai Chen stared wide-eyed, grandma is a bear, grandma is a bear, Lin University's fancy school uniform, everyone in the **** school scum wants it.
Bai Chen looked at his torn T-shirt, scratched his head and smiled awkwardly, then took it over, "Thank you."
"Hey, my wife, it was really a misunderstanding just now." Putting on the school uniform of Miss Lin, one could smell the scent of Lin Yu left on it.
"I know... huh? What did you call me just now?" Lin Yu was halfway through speaking, when he felt something was wrong, staring at Bai Chen with his eyes.
Bai Chen hurriedly shut up, he really had the urge to tear his mouth apart, why is he so rascal, he calls wife when he sees a beautiful woman.
"Huh? I call you Lin Yu, what's the matter? Is there any problem?" Bai Chen pretended to be calm and looked around.
Lin Yu pursed his lips, and didn't bother with Bai Chen, so he didn't speak any more.
Bai Chen looked at his hands, feeling a little depressed.
"Fortunately, Youtian Kungfu is still there, otherwise I would have to find the kung fu again. A few old things, the enmity of the past, will be repaid a hundredfold in the future!"
Bai Chen clenched his fists tightly, his face was gloomy, and there was a trace of killing intent in his eyes.
And it happened that Lin Yu who was beside her noticed her, and Bai Chen's eyes startled her, as frightening as a devil in hell.
"Bai Chen..." Lin Yu gently grabbed Bai Chen's wrist and called out to him softly. The look in Bai Chen's eyes still lingered in her mind. Also still afraid.
"Huh? What's wrong with my wife?" Bai Chen turned around and changed into that playful smile again.
The corner of Lin Yu's mouth twitched, he was speechless, pushed Bai Chen away, and said delicately: "Who is your wife, don't talk nonsense."
In an instant, Lin Yu blushed and didn't dare to look back at Bai Chen, only feeling his face was hot.
Bai Chen grinned, thinking that this chick is quite cute when she is shy.
"It's you, you are not my wife who is my wife." Bai Chen refused to give up and continued to tease her.
Lin Yu blushed even more, turned her head to stare at Bai Chen, stretched out her slender fingers to point at Bai Chen's nose, pouted her mouth, and said delicately, "I'm going to get angry if you keep talking nonsense."
Seeing Lin Yu blushing and cute like a ripe apple, one can't help but want to go up and take a bite or two.
Bai Chen suppressed a smile and scratched his head in embarrassment, "Stop barking, stop barking, my wife is the biggest."
Hearing this address again, Lin Yu couldn't laugh or cry, didn't he agree?Why are you calling again?
"Hey, Bai Chen, can you do me a favor?" After a while, Lin Yu broke the awkward atmosphere.
Upon hearing this, Bai Chen immediately huddled into a ball, folded his hands on his chest, and looked at Lin Yu with a look of horror, "You, you, you...what do you want to do, I'll tell you, I'm only selling my art, not my body."
Lin Yu almost fell to the ground, but he was speechless, and he didn't know what this guy was thinking about all day long.
"Who... who wants your body, I just want you to be my boyfriend."
"Mum, what's the difference between you and wanting my body?"
As soon as Lin Yu finished speaking, Bai Chen jumped up in surprise. Although he screamed strangely, he was really happy in his heart, and almost jumped more than three meters high in one step.
This loud cry attracted the attention of the whole class, and everyone was shocked.
"Nani? Bai Chen was robbed by the beautiful woman Lin?"
"Oh shit, look at the kid's face, he's still full of reluctance, don't stop me, I'm going to fucking kill him."
"What kind of shit did Bai Chen step on? He set the world with one foot, and even hugged the beauty back. I want to worship him as my teacher."
Hearing these comments, Lin Yu was a little ashamed.Lie on the table all of a sudden, feeling extremely depressed.
"A group of psychopaths." Bai Chen waved his hand and pretended to say something, but it attracted expressions of contempt from everyone.
"Hey, wife, when are we going to meet your parents? When are we going to have a baby nose?"
"puff!"
Bai Chen sat down, leaned against Lin Yu, and said meanly.
Lin Yu almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, raised his head and looked at Bai Chen with a mournful face, feeling the urge to slap Bai Chen into outer space.
"Forget it, I didn't say it." Lin Yu rolled his eyes, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
"Don't... don't mind, you see you are so beautiful and I am so handsome, the Beibi you were born with must have reached a new level of handsomeness. It is not good to have one more handsome guy in the world."
Bai Chen's face was covered with mean smiles, Lin Yu was speechless.
"Stop being narcissistic. I just want you to pretend to be my boyfriend. We have a class reunion tonight, so I can save those boys from harassing me."
Lin Yu rolled his eyes, Bai Chen was not satisfied with this, and felt very disappointed. He thought that he was very charming, and he could conquer a big beauty all at once, but he didn't expect that he used himself as a shield?
"No, I have to set up a street stall later."
Lin Yu vomited blood, "Set up a street stall? What kind of street stall? What do you sell?"
"Sell my autographed photo..."
"puff!"
Lin Yu vomited three liters of blood, his face was gloomy, and he couldn't laugh or cry in his heart.
Sell your autographed photo?What do you want, who is full enough to buy your autographed photo?
"Uh... well, I'm actually selling dragon fruit." Seeing Lin Yu's expression about to go mad, Bai Chen had no choice but to tell the truth.
Lin Yu was stunned for a moment, she had been at the same table with Bai Chen for so long, why didn't she know that Bai Chen was selling dragon fruit at a street stall?
"It's simple, Miss Ben will buy all your dragon fruits with double the money."
Lin Yu waved his hand and said confidently.
Bai Chen sighed, "Are you burning too much money?"
"I'm happy, do you care? Tell me, how much, how much per catty."
Lin Yu raised his head and smiled triumphantly.
"Ten yuan a catty."
"So cheap?" Lin Yu was a little surprised, ten yuan a catty was really beyond her expectations.
"I calculated how many catties it weighed, and it added up to 50 catties."
Bai Chen calculated with his hands apart, and found that there seemed to be a lot of dragon fruits.
"Yu..." Lin Yu was frightened, 50 catties, how long will it take to sell out?Does your family grow dragon fruit?
"Believe it or not, I will slap you to death." Apparently, Lin Yu didn't believe it, pouted, and pretended to hit someone.
"Death under the peony flower, being a ghost is also romantic." Bai Chen looked like he was lamenting life.
Well, this time Lin Yu is completely out of control. He is so thick-skinned that he is really invincible.
(End of this chapter)
"Huh? Bai Chen, why are you frowning?" Bai Chen was lying on the table, and the man at the back table poked him and asked suspiciously.
Bai Chen was sweating profusely.
profuse sweating.
Fried chicken sweat.
Genghis Khan.
I can't laugh or cry, I can't say that I broke into the women's restroom alone, then I will become a generation of celebrities.
"It's okay." Bai Chen said with a wry smile. As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Lin Yu walk into the classroom from the corner of his eye.
Bai Chen blushed, and Lin Yu did the same. Sitting beside Bai Chen, she didn't look at Bai Chen, but handed Bai Chen a school uniform.
"Your clothes are broken, so you can wear my school uniform first." Lin Yu said with a red face.
The four-eyed boy behind Bai Chen stared wide-eyed, grandma is a bear, grandma is a bear, Lin University's fancy school uniform, everyone in the **** school scum wants it.
Bai Chen looked at his torn T-shirt, scratched his head and smiled awkwardly, then took it over, "Thank you."
"Hey, my wife, it was really a misunderstanding just now." Putting on the school uniform of Miss Lin, one could smell the scent of Lin Yu left on it.
"I know... huh? What did you call me just now?" Lin Yu was halfway through speaking, when he felt something was wrong, staring at Bai Chen with his eyes.
Bai Chen hurriedly shut up, he really had the urge to tear his mouth apart, why is he so rascal, he calls wife when he sees a beautiful woman.
"Huh? I call you Lin Yu, what's the matter? Is there any problem?" Bai Chen pretended to be calm and looked around.
Lin Yu pursed his lips, and didn't bother with Bai Chen, so he didn't speak any more.
Bai Chen looked at his hands, feeling a little depressed.
"Fortunately, Youtian Kungfu is still there, otherwise I would have to find the kung fu again. A few old things, the enmity of the past, will be repaid a hundredfold in the future!"
Bai Chen clenched his fists tightly, his face was gloomy, and there was a trace of killing intent in his eyes.
And it happened that Lin Yu who was beside her noticed her, and Bai Chen's eyes startled her, as frightening as a devil in hell.
"Bai Chen..." Lin Yu gently grabbed Bai Chen's wrist and called out to him softly. The look in Bai Chen's eyes still lingered in her mind. Also still afraid.
"Huh? What's wrong with my wife?" Bai Chen turned around and changed into that playful smile again.
The corner of Lin Yu's mouth twitched, he was speechless, pushed Bai Chen away, and said delicately: "Who is your wife, don't talk nonsense."
In an instant, Lin Yu blushed and didn't dare to look back at Bai Chen, only feeling his face was hot.
Bai Chen grinned, thinking that this chick is quite cute when she is shy.
"It's you, you are not my wife who is my wife." Bai Chen refused to give up and continued to tease her.
Lin Yu blushed even more, turned her head to stare at Bai Chen, stretched out her slender fingers to point at Bai Chen's nose, pouted her mouth, and said delicately, "I'm going to get angry if you keep talking nonsense."
Seeing Lin Yu blushing and cute like a ripe apple, one can't help but want to go up and take a bite or two.
Bai Chen suppressed a smile and scratched his head in embarrassment, "Stop barking, stop barking, my wife is the biggest."
Hearing this address again, Lin Yu couldn't laugh or cry, didn't he agree?Why are you calling again?
"Hey, Bai Chen, can you do me a favor?" After a while, Lin Yu broke the awkward atmosphere.
Upon hearing this, Bai Chen immediately huddled into a ball, folded his hands on his chest, and looked at Lin Yu with a look of horror, "You, you, you...what do you want to do, I'll tell you, I'm only selling my art, not my body."
Lin Yu almost fell to the ground, but he was speechless, and he didn't know what this guy was thinking about all day long.
"Who... who wants your body, I just want you to be my boyfriend."
"Mum, what's the difference between you and wanting my body?"
As soon as Lin Yu finished speaking, Bai Chen jumped up in surprise. Although he screamed strangely, he was really happy in his heart, and almost jumped more than three meters high in one step.
This loud cry attracted the attention of the whole class, and everyone was shocked.
"Nani? Bai Chen was robbed by the beautiful woman Lin?"
"Oh shit, look at the kid's face, he's still full of reluctance, don't stop me, I'm going to fucking kill him."
"What kind of shit did Bai Chen step on? He set the world with one foot, and even hugged the beauty back. I want to worship him as my teacher."
Hearing these comments, Lin Yu was a little ashamed.Lie on the table all of a sudden, feeling extremely depressed.
"A group of psychopaths." Bai Chen waved his hand and pretended to say something, but it attracted expressions of contempt from everyone.
"Hey, wife, when are we going to meet your parents? When are we going to have a baby nose?"
"puff!"
Bai Chen sat down, leaned against Lin Yu, and said meanly.
Lin Yu almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, raised his head and looked at Bai Chen with a mournful face, feeling the urge to slap Bai Chen into outer space.
"Forget it, I didn't say it." Lin Yu rolled his eyes, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
"Don't... don't mind, you see you are so beautiful and I am so handsome, the Beibi you were born with must have reached a new level of handsomeness. It is not good to have one more handsome guy in the world."
Bai Chen's face was covered with mean smiles, Lin Yu was speechless.
"Stop being narcissistic. I just want you to pretend to be my boyfriend. We have a class reunion tonight, so I can save those boys from harassing me."
Lin Yu rolled his eyes, Bai Chen was not satisfied with this, and felt very disappointed. He thought that he was very charming, and he could conquer a big beauty all at once, but he didn't expect that he used himself as a shield?
"No, I have to set up a street stall later."
Lin Yu vomited blood, "Set up a street stall? What kind of street stall? What do you sell?"
"Sell my autographed photo..."
"puff!"
Lin Yu vomited three liters of blood, his face was gloomy, and he couldn't laugh or cry in his heart.
Sell your autographed photo?What do you want, who is full enough to buy your autographed photo?
"Uh... well, I'm actually selling dragon fruit." Seeing Lin Yu's expression about to go mad, Bai Chen had no choice but to tell the truth.
Lin Yu was stunned for a moment, she had been at the same table with Bai Chen for so long, why didn't she know that Bai Chen was selling dragon fruit at a street stall?
"It's simple, Miss Ben will buy all your dragon fruits with double the money."
Lin Yu waved his hand and said confidently.
Bai Chen sighed, "Are you burning too much money?"
"I'm happy, do you care? Tell me, how much, how much per catty."
Lin Yu raised his head and smiled triumphantly.
"Ten yuan a catty."
"So cheap?" Lin Yu was a little surprised, ten yuan a catty was really beyond her expectations.
"I calculated how many catties it weighed, and it added up to 50 catties."
Bai Chen calculated with his hands apart, and found that there seemed to be a lot of dragon fruits.
"Yu..." Lin Yu was frightened, 50 catties, how long will it take to sell out?Does your family grow dragon fruit?
"Believe it or not, I will slap you to death." Apparently, Lin Yu didn't believe it, pouted, and pretended to hit someone.
"Death under the peony flower, being a ghost is also romantic." Bai Chen looked like he was lamenting life.
Well, this time Lin Yu is completely out of control. He is so thick-skinned that he is really invincible.
(End of this chapter)
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