kiss the beast world
Chapter 240 I'll Give You a Discount on Your Legs
Chapter 240 I'll Give You a Discount on Your Legs
"You really live alone, the only one in a thousand miles around?"
"You mean to say that the five white-burned poisonous spiders outside are really a family?"
Wen Yue raised her eyes in surprise, the whole family lived, three generations of grandparents?
And what Little Xingxing said just now, the two of Kunshan are also husband and wife.
Didn't she become an executioner, separating people from yin and yang?
Forehead. .How about finding someone of the same kind to arrange for it someday?
Wen Yue stared at the motionless big bamboo joint on the table, her eyes fixed, she nodded seriously, she really should find a companion for it, and make it happy and talk more.
"Otherwise what do you think?"
"Master, there are not only white-burned poisonous spiders, but also many good things. You have been nesting in the Southern Wolf Clan before going out. Those babies who should be mature are now mature, and you can do a big job!"
Little Xingxing remembered that Wenyue always complained that it was not as good as little ginseng, and she didn't know anything about those words, and her heart was full of imbalance.
At this moment, when those things are mature, it no longer needs to hide and hide, and continue to endure the baptism of being underestimated.
"You said, there are good things out there?"
"Tell me, what's there?"
When Wen Yue heard this, she immediately beamed with joy, and she put aside all the white-burned poisonous spiders, golden bell jars, and iron cloth shirts in her mind.
Good stuff~
The good things Xiao Xingxing said must be eaten, food is the most important thing for the people, and the most important thing is to eat naturally, hehe!
"Let's keep it a secret for the time being. We'll know when the master goes. I'm sure you won't run away in vain. You're absolutely satisfied!" Little Xingxing raised his voice without haste, and actually started playing charades.
"Still keeping it secret?"
"Little Xingxing, let me tell you, your master's temper is both violent and impatient. If you don't tell me now, if I go out and see that I am not satisfied, then..."
"you know……"
If you fool me, I will give you a discount on your legs.
Wen Yue pursed her lips and gritted her teeth threateningly.
"No, no, it must satisfy the master, very satisfied, super satisfied, master, put your heart in your stomach."
Don't say don't say don't say!
"..."
It's all like this, don't you plan to say it?
Wen Yue sat on the stool, frowned with her hands on her chin: when did little Xingxing learn so well? Thinking of the past, there was never a time when she didn't ask herself.
Although sometimes there is nothing to say, but it will not be half-hidden.
Alas~ Sure enough, it's better when I didn't realize it.
Ever since Qiuhong's mother and son were rescued last time and his conscious body was revived, this guy has been acting strangely.
I really wonder if it was like this before it met me?
Or was it dumped by its previous owner because of a convulsion that was too severe?
Cough, except for Master, it hadn't been revived and couldn't speak when it was in Master's hands, so it should be before Master.
However, there are so many generations of ancestors before Master...
It must have been thrown round and round before reaching me?
Thinking of this, the corners of Wen Yue's mouth twitched, and a look of disgust floated on her beautiful face: Alas, she is indeed a junk collector, she grabs all the junk...
"Then how to raise this broken spider?"
That's it.
If you don't say it, don't say it, what's the big deal, she's not curious, not at all.
Isn't it a good thing, there are a lot of them in the cave, we don't care about them!
It's better to study the dead spider in front of him, how to live is more realistic.
After saying that, Wen Yue stretched out her hand and pushed the teacup in front of the big bamboo joint, and poked the big bamboo joint with her jade finger, but there was no movement, and she poked again, still nothing.
Without further ado, pick it up and shake it hard!
Two shakes!
Miki!
Roll it as hard as a dice!
"Bang, bang, bang"
A certain poor baby, oh no, the poor white-burned poisonous spider was knocked dizzy in an instant in the bamboo joint. If it could make a sound, it would have to scold its executioner to death:
Shake your uncle!
The shit is shaken out by you, believe it or not, open the lid and spray your face!
If you are caught, you will be caught. Can you give it a good time, hack it to death with a knife, and torture it like this all day long?
It didn't have much to eat, and the companion died again. If the broken thing that trapped it was not hard enough, its head would have burst into pieces and accompanied the companion.
How could he be humiliated here?
Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!
"Master, if you shake it again, all its spider silk will be spun out of the bamboo joints, and then it will be mixed with those... what kind of mess, if you see it, you will probably..." Spit to death.
To be able to survive being shaken like this, this guy is too fateful, look at the sound, the strength, it's like hitting a wall, if you want to change it, it should have fallen apart by now, right?
Little Xingxing thought about it, his whole body trembled, he couldn't help trembling, and then he withdrew the movement of perspective.
Don't watch it, don't watch it, if you watch it again, you may feel sorry for that poor little boy.
But having said that, that white-burned poisonous spider is used to produce silk.
If the master shakes like this, he will die...
I still have to remind her that it's better to take it easy, so as to save her from dying and relying on it not to tell.
"Forehead……"
As soon as Wen Yue heard what little Xing Xing had to say, she understood the meaning in seconds, and immediately stopped the movement of shaking with malicious intentions, and carefully put the big bamboo joint back on the table with both hands.
"Baby, you have to hold on"
"Let's have a good talk, don't talk nonsense when we disagree, but don't be like what Little Xingxing said, otherwise I will lock you in a small dark room and make you never come out"
Wen Yue tapped the big bamboo joint with a smile on her face and spoke softly, speaking so seriously, it seemed that the white sun poisonous spider could understand her words and would pay attention to her.
White Sun Poisonous Spider: It's not up to me whether I can bear it or not...
"By the way, master, don't you have a big wooden box, wouldn't it be good to use that to raise the poisonous white spider?"
Little Xingxing said he had no eyes to look at the owner's stupid appearance. After thinking about it, a big box flashed in his mind. Its hardness, quality, and size are all suitable for raising white-burned poisonous spiders.
Well, you can use that.
Big enough, even if the owner catches dozens of them back in the future, he doesn't need to find another place for them.
"Which one?"
Hearing this, Wen Yue immediately began to search for memories related to the box in her mind.
"The little patriarch of your family asked Miki to send you clothes. Didn't you just put it aside for a few days? Look for it. I remember that it seemed to be thrown in the back room by you."
Speaking of this, little Xingxing couldn't help but despise the patriarch, you said you can make a box, just make a box, how much can a box for clothes be used for?
How big do you think the box he made was?
He actually made a big box that was exactly the same size as the owner's bathtub. When Miki first delivered it, not only the owner was dumbfounded, but even the box itself was dumbfounded.
At that time, after being stunned for a long time, it even laughed at the master, saying that the patriarch didn't want to pack clothes for the master, but wanted to pack the master into it and take it away.
I laughed so hard at it that day, I almost couldn't hold back and jumped out to have fun——
(End of this chapter)
"You really live alone, the only one in a thousand miles around?"
"You mean to say that the five white-burned poisonous spiders outside are really a family?"
Wen Yue raised her eyes in surprise, the whole family lived, three generations of grandparents?
And what Little Xingxing said just now, the two of Kunshan are also husband and wife.
Didn't she become an executioner, separating people from yin and yang?
Forehead. .How about finding someone of the same kind to arrange for it someday?
Wen Yue stared at the motionless big bamboo joint on the table, her eyes fixed, she nodded seriously, she really should find a companion for it, and make it happy and talk more.
"Otherwise what do you think?"
"Master, there are not only white-burned poisonous spiders, but also many good things. You have been nesting in the Southern Wolf Clan before going out. Those babies who should be mature are now mature, and you can do a big job!"
Little Xingxing remembered that Wenyue always complained that it was not as good as little ginseng, and she didn't know anything about those words, and her heart was full of imbalance.
At this moment, when those things are mature, it no longer needs to hide and hide, and continue to endure the baptism of being underestimated.
"You said, there are good things out there?"
"Tell me, what's there?"
When Wen Yue heard this, she immediately beamed with joy, and she put aside all the white-burned poisonous spiders, golden bell jars, and iron cloth shirts in her mind.
Good stuff~
The good things Xiao Xingxing said must be eaten, food is the most important thing for the people, and the most important thing is to eat naturally, hehe!
"Let's keep it a secret for the time being. We'll know when the master goes. I'm sure you won't run away in vain. You're absolutely satisfied!" Little Xingxing raised his voice without haste, and actually started playing charades.
"Still keeping it secret?"
"Little Xingxing, let me tell you, your master's temper is both violent and impatient. If you don't tell me now, if I go out and see that I am not satisfied, then..."
"you know……"
If you fool me, I will give you a discount on your legs.
Wen Yue pursed her lips and gritted her teeth threateningly.
"No, no, it must satisfy the master, very satisfied, super satisfied, master, put your heart in your stomach."
Don't say don't say don't say!
"..."
It's all like this, don't you plan to say it?
Wen Yue sat on the stool, frowned with her hands on her chin: when did little Xingxing learn so well? Thinking of the past, there was never a time when she didn't ask herself.
Although sometimes there is nothing to say, but it will not be half-hidden.
Alas~ Sure enough, it's better when I didn't realize it.
Ever since Qiuhong's mother and son were rescued last time and his conscious body was revived, this guy has been acting strangely.
I really wonder if it was like this before it met me?
Or was it dumped by its previous owner because of a convulsion that was too severe?
Cough, except for Master, it hadn't been revived and couldn't speak when it was in Master's hands, so it should be before Master.
However, there are so many generations of ancestors before Master...
It must have been thrown round and round before reaching me?
Thinking of this, the corners of Wen Yue's mouth twitched, and a look of disgust floated on her beautiful face: Alas, she is indeed a junk collector, she grabs all the junk...
"Then how to raise this broken spider?"
That's it.
If you don't say it, don't say it, what's the big deal, she's not curious, not at all.
Isn't it a good thing, there are a lot of them in the cave, we don't care about them!
It's better to study the dead spider in front of him, how to live is more realistic.
After saying that, Wen Yue stretched out her hand and pushed the teacup in front of the big bamboo joint, and poked the big bamboo joint with her jade finger, but there was no movement, and she poked again, still nothing.
Without further ado, pick it up and shake it hard!
Two shakes!
Miki!
Roll it as hard as a dice!
"Bang, bang, bang"
A certain poor baby, oh no, the poor white-burned poisonous spider was knocked dizzy in an instant in the bamboo joint. If it could make a sound, it would have to scold its executioner to death:
Shake your uncle!
The shit is shaken out by you, believe it or not, open the lid and spray your face!
If you are caught, you will be caught. Can you give it a good time, hack it to death with a knife, and torture it like this all day long?
It didn't have much to eat, and the companion died again. If the broken thing that trapped it was not hard enough, its head would have burst into pieces and accompanied the companion.
How could he be humiliated here?
Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!
"Master, if you shake it again, all its spider silk will be spun out of the bamboo joints, and then it will be mixed with those... what kind of mess, if you see it, you will probably..." Spit to death.
To be able to survive being shaken like this, this guy is too fateful, look at the sound, the strength, it's like hitting a wall, if you want to change it, it should have fallen apart by now, right?
Little Xingxing thought about it, his whole body trembled, he couldn't help trembling, and then he withdrew the movement of perspective.
Don't watch it, don't watch it, if you watch it again, you may feel sorry for that poor little boy.
But having said that, that white-burned poisonous spider is used to produce silk.
If the master shakes like this, he will die...
I still have to remind her that it's better to take it easy, so as to save her from dying and relying on it not to tell.
"Forehead……"
As soon as Wen Yue heard what little Xing Xing had to say, she understood the meaning in seconds, and immediately stopped the movement of shaking with malicious intentions, and carefully put the big bamboo joint back on the table with both hands.
"Baby, you have to hold on"
"Let's have a good talk, don't talk nonsense when we disagree, but don't be like what Little Xingxing said, otherwise I will lock you in a small dark room and make you never come out"
Wen Yue tapped the big bamboo joint with a smile on her face and spoke softly, speaking so seriously, it seemed that the white sun poisonous spider could understand her words and would pay attention to her.
White Sun Poisonous Spider: It's not up to me whether I can bear it or not...
"By the way, master, don't you have a big wooden box, wouldn't it be good to use that to raise the poisonous white spider?"
Little Xingxing said he had no eyes to look at the owner's stupid appearance. After thinking about it, a big box flashed in his mind. Its hardness, quality, and size are all suitable for raising white-burned poisonous spiders.
Well, you can use that.
Big enough, even if the owner catches dozens of them back in the future, he doesn't need to find another place for them.
"Which one?"
Hearing this, Wen Yue immediately began to search for memories related to the box in her mind.
"The little patriarch of your family asked Miki to send you clothes. Didn't you just put it aside for a few days? Look for it. I remember that it seemed to be thrown in the back room by you."
Speaking of this, little Xingxing couldn't help but despise the patriarch, you said you can make a box, just make a box, how much can a box for clothes be used for?
How big do you think the box he made was?
He actually made a big box that was exactly the same size as the owner's bathtub. When Miki first delivered it, not only the owner was dumbfounded, but even the box itself was dumbfounded.
At that time, after being stunned for a long time, it even laughed at the master, saying that the patriarch didn't want to pack clothes for the master, but wanted to pack the master into it and take it away.
I laughed so hard at it that day, I almost couldn't hold back and jumped out to have fun——
(End of this chapter)
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