kiss the beast world

Chapter 365
"Sister, what are you thinking? There are only so many rabbits. How could they possibly perish? There are so many rabbits in the forest. Even if we don't catch them, they will bump into other wild animals with their stupid brains. in the stomach."

Little Xingxing: ... I don't know who was chasing the rabbit just now, and almost ran into the stomach of the monster with fangs.

Young man, do you have a conscience when you say this?

"Tutu, are you so stupid?"

Wen Yue hesitated, full of disbelief, there were so many rabbits and rabbits, she would guess how much she believed, but she bumped into the belly of a beast, no matter how she heard it, she felt fake.

However, the boy's tone was very serious and undeniable, "Yeah, Tutu is just that stupid!"

"Sister, you don't even know that when I caught the biggest rabbit just now, it was so stupid that it ran directly into the fang monster. If I hadn't dragged its tail in time, it would have smashed its brains." !"

As Lang Bei spoke, he also mentioned the biggest rabbit in his hand, and handed it to Wen Yue to show her, to prove that what he said was true.

Little Xingxing: ...I'm speechless...

"I just want to ask, the rabbit has such a short tail, how on earth did you hold it back?"

The corners of Wen Yue's eyes twitched, and she looked at the rabbit tail that had been plucked and turned into a bald chicken with disgust.

That's it, a tail that's so short that it's not even half the length of a rabbit's ear, boy, how did you drag it, dragging it on the ground?

Any part of the tail that can be reached by hand can directly drag the rabbit's legs, so, young man, do you think the rabbit's tail feels better in the hand, or is it better...

"I ran faster than it, so naturally I caught it!"

Lang Bei looked serious, what's so strange about this, the rabbit has short legs and runs like a snail.

Naturally not as fast as him, although...

"So, you still prefer to drag its tail instead of running to the front, waiting for it to hit itself?" Feng Yan walked forward with his large bunch of rabbits.

"What's more, you dragged and dragged, because the rabbit is stronger than you, which caused you to break the big tree next to it, and almost killed the rabbit I was chasing?"

Just as the words fell, a bunny with its short legs suddenly appeared on the stage!
The weak and drooping legs dangled under Feng Yan's hand holding the rabbit's ear. With the other hand, he lifted the deformed rabbit leg and handed it to Lang Bei, "How is it, do you have any impression?"

"Fengyan! What nonsense are you talking about? When did I ever go to the place where you caught rabbits? You must have smashed your own brain and remembered it wrong!" The young man blushed and refuted loudly.

Look at this tough voice, if you don't know it, you really think he was wronged, it doesn't matter at all.

Feng Yan rolled his eyes speechlessly, "Dare to ask, which expert did you learn from for your ability to tell lies without writing drafts?"

"Even if you don't have a very true biography, nine out of nine must be home, right?"

Why didn't I realize that Langbei was so thick-skinned before, and when he made up a story, it was as realistic as the real thing.

It seems that since Madam came...

Little Xingxing: Cough... Please pay attention to your inner words!

"You don't make drafts when you lie, and you are taught by someone who is an expert. I don't understand what you are talking about. Feng Yan, you are so funny. If you want to take the credit for Tutu, you can just say it. You talk about these nonsense, people don't understand misunderstanding."

"When did you become so black-hearted?" Lang Bei sighed with distaste, especially in his eyes.

After all, he walked towards the bonfire with the rabbit in his hand, even though it was not lunch time yet.

However, Wen Yue and Lang Ye had long since sat aside, chatting and laughing, and started roasting mushrooms.

Let them sing the play of the two-and-a-half by themselves.

Roasted mushrooms are no worse than rabbits. If they like to carry the rabbits, they can carry them. It is best to carry them for a while and let the sun help them roast them!
"Little patriarch, I want to eat this."

Wen Yue picked up two prawns and handed them to Lang Ye who was roasting mushrooms with a smile.

Little Xingxing went to the forest, and not only brought back two skewers of chicken wings and chicken legs, but also brought back a lot of fish, shrimp and crabs in the river with big clam shells.

He stared at Wen Yue until his eyes lit up!

He really is an excellent boy!

"it is good"

Lang Ye smiled fondly, and reached out to take it, with a warm and soft voice that was extremely pleasant.

"And this, this," Wen Yue picked up another chicken wing and drumstick.

She didn't know what was going on, she felt hungry just after waking up, obviously she had eaten a lot of small fruit before going to bed last night.

Is it because of eating a strangely sour mango and digesting it too quickly?
By the way, mango!
"Little Xingxing, where did you put the strange mango last night, go and get two, I want to mash the juice and put it on the chicken wings."

Thinking of the strange mango smell last night, Wen Yue's face involuntarily became sour.

but.

Although the mango is sour, as long as it is mixed with a little water, the sour and delicious taste is so delicious, tsk tsk, just thinking about it makes people drool!
"Master, that mango has been lost..." Little Xingxing said weakly.

In fact, it was not lost, it was just hidden by the patriarch.

But Xiao Xingxing can't tell Wen Yue about this!

If Wen Yue rubs a happy roasted chicken leg today, and a happy roasted rabbit tomorrow, wouldn't the patriarch's bones have to be dismantled and ground into powder for her to make tea...

"lost?"

"Who told you to lose it? Didn't I tell you to take a good look at it?" Wen Yue frowned, as if unhappy.

"this and that……"

Little Xingxing cast her fiery eyes on somewhere—then what, Lord Patriarch, do you want to say something?

It's obviously your request, why should I be used as a shield?
Lang Ye flipped over the chicken wings in his hand, weighed them carefully and sprinkled a small handful of salt, and then flipped the wings again, without being disturbed by the fiery sight.

"It was the boy who made me lose it, master, you ask him!"

Lang Bei, who had just sat down and was about to start roasting rabbits, was caught off guard and lay down on the gun, his face was startled, as if he hadn't reacted yet.

Why is there him everywhere, everyone loves to bully him, Feng Yan is a human being, it's all right if he has a brain, even Xiao Xingxing, who has no brains, dares to bully him!
Really, too much!

"Sister, there are worms growing on that mango. If you eat it, you will get sick. You can't eat it anymore. I'll find another one for you tomorrow."

Who would believe such a lame reason?

"When I ate yesterday, why didn't I see any bugs, why didn't I get sick?" Wen Yue raised her eyebrows and spread her hands, indicating that she was very healthy and showed no signs of illness.

Little Xingxing: Auntie, you don't know what you ate when you were sick...

"Uh, it is, it only grew bugs last night!"

Seen by Wen Yue's sharp eyes, the young man's heart trembled, and he almost couldn't help it. He racked his brains and finally told another lie.

It's none of his business, he doesn't know anything!
Sadly, he was awakened by Little Xingxing in another way yesterday, and immediately received a mango ban.

Immediately afterwards, while his mind was still in a state of dizziness, he was dragged into the forest by Feng Yan to catch the rabbits. He didn't even know what happened before he fell asleep.

(End of this chapter)