This is the love apartment
Chapter 105: Ahem... You guys understand!
Chapter 105: Ahem... You guys understand!
Hey, Happy April Fool's Day!
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morning:
3603:
"Creak creak~" Tianyi sat on the sofa, chewing potato chips while watching the popular "Let's Watch the Meteor Shower".
"Tianyi!" Zi Qiao pushed open the door of 3603 and walked in, "Quick! Give me the car keys!"
"..." Tian Yi silently stuffed the potato chips in his hand into his mouth, and looked at Zi Qiao in a daze, "What's wrong?"
"Of course something has happened!" Zi Qiao crossed her hands in front of her belly.
"Let me guess..." Tianyi took a sip of milk, "Which little girl has been harmed by you?"
"What is harm?" Ziqiao looked at Tianyi dissatisfied, "I'm helping Zhanbo, okay?"
"Don't talk nonsense," Tianyi remained indifferent, "If Zhanbo could strike up a girl, Yifei would have already filled 3601 with high fragrance."
"..." The corners of Ziqiao's mouth twitched slightly, "Don't tell me, Zhanbo really has a crush on a girl in their company, what's her name...Ada."
"Huh?" Tian Yi looked at Zi Qiao slightly sideways, "Are you sure you borrowed my car to go there, not to disturb Zhan Bo?"
"Oh," Ziqiao snorted coldly, "You underestimate me, Lu Ziqiao, I... can't appreciate Zhanbo's aesthetics."
"I will tell Wan Yu the truth." Tian Yi took a sip of milk and nodded, looking at Zi Qiao seriously.
"..." Ziqiao changed the subject decisively, "By the way, why didn't you see Xinling and Yaya? Where did they go so early?"
"Going back to school," Tian Yi explained while watching the TV, "Calculating the time, they are about to graduate, so they have to clean up in school in the next week or two."
"Then why didn't you go with them?" Zi Qiao looked sideways.
"..." Tianyi took a sip of milk, his face expressionless, "I... didn't wake up."
"..." Zi Qiao's eyes suddenly lit up, "Since Ya Ya is not here, why don't you go with us?"
Tian Yi stared at Zi Qiao, drank the last sip of milk, and said quietly: "I already have buds, why should I go out with you guys?"
"Tianyi, we have to treat life with a positive attitude!" Ziqiao hooked Tianyi's neck, "Think about it, since you were with Yaya, how long has it been since you participated in the night market with us?"
"So, in order not to let you forget your instinct as a man," Ziqiao continued without waiting for Tianyi to answer, "I decided to hold a special party for you, the 'Ultimate Singles Night Party'!"
"..." Tianyi was stunned for a moment, the name sounds so familiar.
wrong!This party is toxic!Zhang Wei missed his wedding the first time, what happened the second time?right!Guan Gu's Singles Weekend...
Tianyi had goosebumps all over his body.
"What's the matter?" Ziqiao looked at the trembling Tianyi with a dazed expression, "Forget it."
Zi Qiao shook his head, grabbed Tian Yi's arm and pulled Tian Yi out of the door.
"Damn!" Tianyi was shocked, "Lu Ziqiao! Let go of me!"
"Oh!" Zi Qiao smiled coldly, "Tian Yi, you have lost one of the most important instincts of a male!"
"This instinct is to find a spouse!" Tian Yi struggled, "I already have one, why do I have to do such a thankless thing!!"
"What are you doing?" Zhanbo's head quietly poked out from the door of 3603.
"Zhanbo?" Ziqiao let go of Tianyi's hand, "Didn't you go on a date with that Ada?"
"I'm just going to strike up a conversation," Zhanbo said with a twisted expression, "I'm not going on a date."
"..." Zi Qiao stopped and blinked, "Is there any difference between the two?"
"Of course!" Zhan Bo retorted to Zi Qiao.
"Forget it, let's not talk about it," Ziqiao waved his hand, "Come back so soon? Is there any gain?"
"Yes, I got her phone number." Zhan Bo was slightly excited.
"Not bad!" Zi Qiao patted Zhan Bo's shoulder, "There is progress!"
"It's just... I didn't get through to her." Zhan Bo looked at Zi Qiao in confusion.
"Really?" Zhanbo's words aroused Ziqiao's interest, "What's her phone number? Let me try."
"Here," Zhan Bo handed the note to the two, "By the way, do you guys see if it's one or seven?"
"Hmm..." Zi Qiao read out the phone number on the note, "139...12345678?"
"Pfft~~" Tian Yi, who was soothing his arm, burst into laughter when he heard this phone number.
"What's wrong?" Zhan Bo looked at Tian Yi suspiciously.
"It's nothing..." Tianyi smiled and shook his hand, "This number is good..."
"Zhan Bo," Zi Qiao patted Zhan Bo's shoulder silently, "you should think about the brain replacement surgery I mentioned last time."
"What's wrong?" Zhanbo became more confused, and then realized, "This number can't be fake?!"
"Sigh~" Tianyi shook his head, "It's not too stupid to notice."
"Why!" Zhan Bo was a little discouraged, "Why is this happening to the society!"
"It's normal," Tianyi shrugged, "Would a normal girl just give her phone number to a stranger?"
"How could I be a stranger!" Zhan Bo was anxious, "I met her in the elevator... four times! She should have an impression of me!"
"Zi Qiao, do you care about the passers-by in the elevator?" Tian Yi looked at Zi Qiao.
"Hmm..." Ziqiao thought for a while, "It depends on how she looks."
"What if it's normal?" Tian Yi continued to ask.
"No," Zi Qiao shook her head resolutely, "For this kind of stranger, every encounter is the first time for me. There are so many beauties, how can I have the time to remember what those passers-by look like."
"Look..." Tian Yi clapped his hands and looked at Zhan Bo.
"Oh!" Zhan Bo suddenly realized, "You mean that Ada has no impression of me at all!"
"Then I still had the cheek to strike up a conversation... and I even gave her my phone number," Zhan Bo patted his cheek with a look of lovelessness, "Ahhh!!!"
"That's right!" Zhan Bo suddenly thought of something, "I gave her my phone number, do you think it will be useful?"
"This..." Zi Qiao pursed her lips, and was interrupted by Tian Yi's words just as she was about to speak.
"It should be useless." Tian Yi looked at Zhan Bo seriously, "If you have this time, why not go to watch a few movies or concerts with Wan Yu."
"Wan Yu has been out of control recently," Zhan Bo sighed while sitting on the sofa, "I can't find her..."
"Did you offend her?" Ziqiao looked at Zhanbo.
"No!" Zhan Bo raised four fingers, "I swear!"
"I can testify..." Tianyi said quietly, "Xinling plans to go to the downstairs bar to arrange a book corner after graduation. I have already discussed with the owner of the downstairs bar. Wanyu is helping Xinling choose books recently."
"Go downstairs to the bar and set up a book corner?!" Zi Qiao's eyes widened, "I also agreed! This boss is also a genius..."
"Speaking of Xinling, Tianyi, how did the two of them solve their internship reports?" Zhan Bo asked.
"That's not easy?" Tianyi's mouth curled into a smile, "I can hand in two internship reports on any company under the Xun Group in a matter of minutes."
"..." Zi Qiao gritted her teeth, "Evil capitalism!"
"Don't look at me as a sheep, the green grass has become because of me..." Zhanbo's cell phone rang suddenly.
"Hello?" Zhan Bo answered the phone.
"Ada!" Zhanbo's voice was extremely excited, "What? Yes! I live in a love apartment, huh? You also want to rent a house? Alone? Oh... You have many sisters who want to come and have a look together ? Well, let’s make an appointment. Let me introduce you!”
"Hey! Come here!" Zi Qiao snatched Zhan Bo's phone.
"It just so happens that tomorrow night, we have a party here. It's membership-only! You can apply for participation by email."
"We will draw lucky members to live in the love apartment for free! Me? I am the landlord here, and my name is Lu...Xiaobu! Okay! It's settled! See you at [-] o'clock tomorrow night! Goodbye~~"
Zi Qiao hung up the phone.
"Damn!" Tian Yi looked confused, "Lu Ziqiao! What are you doing! You're crazy!"
"Please!" Zi Qiao looked at Tian Yi and sighed, "You don't want to go out to join the singles club yourself, so I can only help you find a way!"
"..." Tianyi shook his head, "You are doing it for yourself! Don't drag me into it!"
"Please!" Ziqiao persuaded Tianyi, "Even if you don't think about yourself, you should also think about Zhanbo? Zhanbo finally received a call from Ada, so I can't... oh no, let Zhanbo die empty-handed." Come back!"
"..." The corners of Tianyi's mouth twitched slightly, "Then where are you going to hold the party?"
"..." Tian Yi looked into Zi Qiao's eyes, "I refuse, if Ya Ya finds out that I'm having a party in the apartment while she's not here, I will die a miserable death."
"That's okay, get rid of 3603 and still have 3601 and 3602." Zi Qiao nodded, anyway, I didn't count 3603 at first, just to let you attend the party.
"But will other people agree?" Zhan Bo suddenly asked.
"Then you don't need to ask for their consent!" Zi Qiao snorted coldly, "Those who stand in the way of Zi Qiao picking up girls! Hehe! Death!"
Tianyi shuddered.
(End of this chapter)
Hey, Happy April Fool's Day!
-------
morning:
3603:
"Creak creak~" Tianyi sat on the sofa, chewing potato chips while watching the popular "Let's Watch the Meteor Shower".
"Tianyi!" Zi Qiao pushed open the door of 3603 and walked in, "Quick! Give me the car keys!"
"..." Tian Yi silently stuffed the potato chips in his hand into his mouth, and looked at Zi Qiao in a daze, "What's wrong?"
"Of course something has happened!" Zi Qiao crossed her hands in front of her belly.
"Let me guess..." Tianyi took a sip of milk, "Which little girl has been harmed by you?"
"What is harm?" Ziqiao looked at Tianyi dissatisfied, "I'm helping Zhanbo, okay?"
"Don't talk nonsense," Tianyi remained indifferent, "If Zhanbo could strike up a girl, Yifei would have already filled 3601 with high fragrance."
"..." The corners of Ziqiao's mouth twitched slightly, "Don't tell me, Zhanbo really has a crush on a girl in their company, what's her name...Ada."
"Huh?" Tian Yi looked at Zi Qiao slightly sideways, "Are you sure you borrowed my car to go there, not to disturb Zhan Bo?"
"Oh," Ziqiao snorted coldly, "You underestimate me, Lu Ziqiao, I... can't appreciate Zhanbo's aesthetics."
"I will tell Wan Yu the truth." Tian Yi took a sip of milk and nodded, looking at Zi Qiao seriously.
"..." Ziqiao changed the subject decisively, "By the way, why didn't you see Xinling and Yaya? Where did they go so early?"
"Going back to school," Tian Yi explained while watching the TV, "Calculating the time, they are about to graduate, so they have to clean up in school in the next week or two."
"Then why didn't you go with them?" Zi Qiao looked sideways.
"..." Tianyi took a sip of milk, his face expressionless, "I... didn't wake up."
"..." Zi Qiao's eyes suddenly lit up, "Since Ya Ya is not here, why don't you go with us?"
Tian Yi stared at Zi Qiao, drank the last sip of milk, and said quietly: "I already have buds, why should I go out with you guys?"
"Tianyi, we have to treat life with a positive attitude!" Ziqiao hooked Tianyi's neck, "Think about it, since you were with Yaya, how long has it been since you participated in the night market with us?"
"So, in order not to let you forget your instinct as a man," Ziqiao continued without waiting for Tianyi to answer, "I decided to hold a special party for you, the 'Ultimate Singles Night Party'!"
"..." Tianyi was stunned for a moment, the name sounds so familiar.
wrong!This party is toxic!Zhang Wei missed his wedding the first time, what happened the second time?right!Guan Gu's Singles Weekend...
Tianyi had goosebumps all over his body.
"What's the matter?" Ziqiao looked at the trembling Tianyi with a dazed expression, "Forget it."
Zi Qiao shook his head, grabbed Tian Yi's arm and pulled Tian Yi out of the door.
"Damn!" Tianyi was shocked, "Lu Ziqiao! Let go of me!"
"Oh!" Zi Qiao smiled coldly, "Tian Yi, you have lost one of the most important instincts of a male!"
"This instinct is to find a spouse!" Tian Yi struggled, "I already have one, why do I have to do such a thankless thing!!"
"What are you doing?" Zhanbo's head quietly poked out from the door of 3603.
"Zhanbo?" Ziqiao let go of Tianyi's hand, "Didn't you go on a date with that Ada?"
"I'm just going to strike up a conversation," Zhanbo said with a twisted expression, "I'm not going on a date."
"..." Zi Qiao stopped and blinked, "Is there any difference between the two?"
"Of course!" Zhan Bo retorted to Zi Qiao.
"Forget it, let's not talk about it," Ziqiao waved his hand, "Come back so soon? Is there any gain?"
"Yes, I got her phone number." Zhan Bo was slightly excited.
"Not bad!" Zi Qiao patted Zhan Bo's shoulder, "There is progress!"
"It's just... I didn't get through to her." Zhan Bo looked at Zi Qiao in confusion.
"Really?" Zhanbo's words aroused Ziqiao's interest, "What's her phone number? Let me try."
"Here," Zhan Bo handed the note to the two, "By the way, do you guys see if it's one or seven?"
"Hmm..." Zi Qiao read out the phone number on the note, "139...12345678?"
"Pfft~~" Tian Yi, who was soothing his arm, burst into laughter when he heard this phone number.
"What's wrong?" Zhan Bo looked at Tian Yi suspiciously.
"It's nothing..." Tianyi smiled and shook his hand, "This number is good..."
"Zhan Bo," Zi Qiao patted Zhan Bo's shoulder silently, "you should think about the brain replacement surgery I mentioned last time."
"What's wrong?" Zhanbo became more confused, and then realized, "This number can't be fake?!"
"Sigh~" Tianyi shook his head, "It's not too stupid to notice."
"Why!" Zhan Bo was a little discouraged, "Why is this happening to the society!"
"It's normal," Tianyi shrugged, "Would a normal girl just give her phone number to a stranger?"
"How could I be a stranger!" Zhan Bo was anxious, "I met her in the elevator... four times! She should have an impression of me!"
"Zi Qiao, do you care about the passers-by in the elevator?" Tian Yi looked at Zi Qiao.
"Hmm..." Ziqiao thought for a while, "It depends on how she looks."
"What if it's normal?" Tian Yi continued to ask.
"No," Zi Qiao shook her head resolutely, "For this kind of stranger, every encounter is the first time for me. There are so many beauties, how can I have the time to remember what those passers-by look like."
"Look..." Tian Yi clapped his hands and looked at Zhan Bo.
"Oh!" Zhan Bo suddenly realized, "You mean that Ada has no impression of me at all!"
"Then I still had the cheek to strike up a conversation... and I even gave her my phone number," Zhan Bo patted his cheek with a look of lovelessness, "Ahhh!!!"
"That's right!" Zhan Bo suddenly thought of something, "I gave her my phone number, do you think it will be useful?"
"This..." Zi Qiao pursed her lips, and was interrupted by Tian Yi's words just as she was about to speak.
"It should be useless." Tian Yi looked at Zhan Bo seriously, "If you have this time, why not go to watch a few movies or concerts with Wan Yu."
"Wan Yu has been out of control recently," Zhan Bo sighed while sitting on the sofa, "I can't find her..."
"Did you offend her?" Ziqiao looked at Zhanbo.
"No!" Zhan Bo raised four fingers, "I swear!"
"I can testify..." Tianyi said quietly, "Xinling plans to go to the downstairs bar to arrange a book corner after graduation. I have already discussed with the owner of the downstairs bar. Wanyu is helping Xinling choose books recently."
"Go downstairs to the bar and set up a book corner?!" Zi Qiao's eyes widened, "I also agreed! This boss is also a genius..."
"Speaking of Xinling, Tianyi, how did the two of them solve their internship reports?" Zhan Bo asked.
"That's not easy?" Tianyi's mouth curled into a smile, "I can hand in two internship reports on any company under the Xun Group in a matter of minutes."
"..." Zi Qiao gritted her teeth, "Evil capitalism!"
"Don't look at me as a sheep, the green grass has become because of me..." Zhanbo's cell phone rang suddenly.
"Hello?" Zhan Bo answered the phone.
"Ada!" Zhanbo's voice was extremely excited, "What? Yes! I live in a love apartment, huh? You also want to rent a house? Alone? Oh... You have many sisters who want to come and have a look together ? Well, let’s make an appointment. Let me introduce you!”
"Hey! Come here!" Zi Qiao snatched Zhan Bo's phone.
"It just so happens that tomorrow night, we have a party here. It's membership-only! You can apply for participation by email."
"We will draw lucky members to live in the love apartment for free! Me? I am the landlord here, and my name is Lu...Xiaobu! Okay! It's settled! See you at [-] o'clock tomorrow night! Goodbye~~"
Zi Qiao hung up the phone.
"Damn!" Tian Yi looked confused, "Lu Ziqiao! What are you doing! You're crazy!"
"Please!" Zi Qiao looked at Tian Yi and sighed, "You don't want to go out to join the singles club yourself, so I can only help you find a way!"
"..." Tianyi shook his head, "You are doing it for yourself! Don't drag me into it!"
"Please!" Ziqiao persuaded Tianyi, "Even if you don't think about yourself, you should also think about Zhanbo? Zhanbo finally received a call from Ada, so I can't... oh no, let Zhanbo die empty-handed." Come back!"
"..." The corners of Tianyi's mouth twitched slightly, "Then where are you going to hold the party?"
"..." Tian Yi looked into Zi Qiao's eyes, "I refuse, if Ya Ya finds out that I'm having a party in the apartment while she's not here, I will die a miserable death."
"That's okay, get rid of 3603 and still have 3601 and 3602." Zi Qiao nodded, anyway, I didn't count 3603 at first, just to let you attend the party.
"But will other people agree?" Zhan Bo suddenly asked.
"Then you don't need to ask for their consent!" Zi Qiao snorted coldly, "Those who stand in the way of Zi Qiao picking up girls! Hehe! Death!"
Tianyi shuddered.
(End of this chapter)
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