This is the love apartment

Chapter 111: Tian Yi is sitting in the police car, the corners of his eyes twitching slightly, how many times have I been caught?

"Good morning, Wan Yu~" Ya Ya greeted Wan Yu who pushed open the door of room 3603.

"Good morning, Ya Ya~" Wan Yu sat on the sofa, "By the way, do you know why Tian Yi went last Sunday night?"

"Hmm~" Yaya pursed her lips, "Secret!"

"Hum~" Wan Yu snorted softly at Ya Ya, and turned her head away.

"Why do you want to come here to play today?" Yaya handed over a bottle of Coke from the refrigerator.

"The bar downstairs is closed." Wan Yu took a sip of Coke, "It's too boring at home, so I'm here to play with you~"

Wan Yu looked around the room: "Where's Xinling? Haven't you all graduated?"

"You don't want to eat after you graduate?" Yaya rolled her eyes at Wanyu, "Xinling talked with the bar downstairs last time, and she wants to build a book corner in the bar. Construction starts today, and she's going to oversee the work."

"Book corner?" Wan Yu blinked her eyes, "Won't the space in the bar become smaller?"

"No~" Yaya shook her head, "It's just close to the small part of the floor-to-ceiling windows, and Xinling will be a librarian in the bar after the completion of the work."

"Oh..." Wan Yu nodded with a half understanding.

"Tianyi!!!" Xiaoxian kicked open the door of 3603 and rushed in.

"Teacher Zeng..." Ya Ya silently clenched her fist, "Why are you kicking our house?"

"Ya Ya?" Xiao Xian showed a shy smile on his face, and then rushed into Tian Yi's room expressionlessly.

"..." Ya Ya looked at Wan Yu suspiciously, "What happened to Teacher Zeng?"

"Last Sunday, Tianyi released Teacher Zeng's pigeons." Wan Yu thought about his words, "Didn't you live on campus a few days ago this week? Tianyi bought a bunch of instant noodles and hid from Teacher Zeng in the apartment. until now."

"Uh..." Yaya was stunned when she heard that.

"Damn it!!!" Tian Yi's scream pierced the sky, "Zeng! Xiao! Xian!!"

"Bang!" The door of Tianyi's room opened, and Zeng Xiaoxian was kicked out by Tianyi who was burning with getting up.

"..." Xiaoxian lay on his back on the floor, silently staring at the ceiling, is it my way to open the door of Tianyi's room?

"Teacher Zeng, are you okay?" Wan Yu helped Zeng Xiaoxian who had fallen to the ground.

"It's okay..." Xiaoxian shook his head.

"Teacher Zeng, why are you calling Tian Yi so early?" The corners of Ya Ya's mouth twitched slightly.

"Of course there is something urgent..." Xiaoxian wiped his nose with his thumb, then looked at Yaya suspiciously, "Didn't Tianyi say that you are going back to prepare for graduation?"

"It's over~" Yaya shrugged.

"..." Xiaoxian narrowed his eyes, "Forget it, it's almost eleven o'clock, why don't you wake Tianyi up?"

"Teacher Zeng, your behavior is very strange." Yaya suddenly looked at Xiaoxian carefully.

"Yeah!" Wan Yu nodded in agreement, "It's true!"

"Alas~" Xiaoxian smiled wryly, and took out a thick magazine from the inside of his jacket, "I want to ask Tianyi to accompany me to unsubscribe from the magazine."

"What magazine?" Yaya took the magazine from Xiaoxian, "Pretending to be a Man?"

"Hmm..." Ya Ya tapped her lips, "This magazine looks familiar... I think I saw it somewhere."

"Is there?" Wan Yu looked at Ya Ya suspiciously.

"I remember!" Ya Ya rolled up the magazine and held it up in his hand, "Zi Qiao just brought a lot of these magazines to the downstairs bar last time."

"What?" Xiao Xian was shocked, "Zi Qiao also got this magazine?"

"That's right," Yaya nodded and said, "And the last time he moved to the downstairs bar, there were roughly fifty or sixty books."

"Why don't I know..." Xiaoxian was stunned.

"Is it so scary?" Wan Yu took the magazine from Yaya's hand, "Fashion magazine!"

"According to what it says," Xiaoxian snorted coldly, "this is the most high-end fashion magazine in the world, with all-encompassing content!"

"Gossip magazines, celebrity weddings, luxury sports cars, insider scandals, covering the latest news from New York and Paris, the world's fashion capitals, are wise choices to keep abreast of fashion?" Wan Yu silently read the sentence on the book cover.

"Last time, Tianyi seemed to criticize the false advertisements on it." Yaya crossed her arms, "Mr. Zeng, where did you get your magazine?"

"I'm not very clear..." Xiaoxian shook his head, "It's just that I accidentally discovered recently that my bed was inexplicably four centimeters higher, and then I pulled out a bunch of these magazines from under my bed."

"So many!" Wan Yu covered her slightly parted pink lips.

"Hehe..." Xiaoxian pulled out a forced smile.

"It's also possible that Lu Ziqiao secretly stuffed it under your bed." Yaya guessed.

"I thought it was someone's prank." Xiaoxian took out his mobile phone, "I know I saw this!"

"Hmm..." Ya Ya looked at the message on the phone, "Congratulations on becoming a special diamond member of this magazine, you will enjoy..."

"What's wrong?" Wan Yu looked at Ya Ya, who was holding back a smile, with a puzzled look on her face.

"Look for yourself..." Ya Ya handed the phone to Wan Yu.

"..." Wan Yu took the phone, "You will enjoy the special treatment of 'three magazines a week'. Every month on the 5th, 15th, and 25th, you will get the special edition best edition, and on the 10th, 20th, and 30th, you will get the special edition beast. edition... big and small festivals, editor-in-chief's birthday special edition will be counted separately..."

Wan Yu looked at Xiaoxian whose face was getting uglier, and covered her lips.

"..." Xiaoxian calmed down, "I tried to read two books a week... I found that my reading speed was not as fast as his publication speed!"

"This is a vulgar magazine! Behind the glamorous appearance, there are superficial and ridiculous hypocrisy and vanity! It wears down people's will!" Xiao Xian complained about the magazine in front of him.

"Calm down, Mr. Zeng," Yaya patted Xiaoxian on the shoulder, "This kind of magazine is just for fun~"

"Yeah!" Wan Yu nodded in agreement, "Fashion magazines are three parts full and seven parts empty. Even if you buy a certain luxury item with all your heart, you will find that what you buy is completely useless."

"Hehe," Xiaoxian drooped his eyelids, "Fresh! This magazine is trying to hypnotize you! It shows you what the best men in the world are doing! What kind of cars do they drive! How many horses do they have? Yachts and bunnies!"

"Then why don't you simply unsubscribe?" Yaya asked doubtfully.

"Their unsubscribe line will be automatically transferred to the reservation line! And the person who answered the phone was an Indian, and I couldn't understand a word of English..." Xiaoxian collapsed on the sofa, "In the end, every month in my bank card A few hundred dollars will still be inexplicably deducted every month.”

"Then you can go directly to the magazine office to unsubscribe..." Wan Yu flipped through the magazine a little bored.

"Wanyu, you don't know! Some things are for us men..." Xiaoxian was stunned for a while, "It's hard!"

"Desperate to save face," Yaya took out a bottle of vodka from the refrigerator, and handed it to Zeng Xiaoxian, "Or, should I leave it to your subconscious mind?"

"..." The corners of Xiaoxian's mouth twitched slightly, "You guys have no other tricks, right?! Let me drink when something happens?!"

"Because only drinking can stimulate your subconscious mind... Aw~" Tian Yi opened the door of the room, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and yawned, "In this way, you will know what you should do."

"Forget it..." Xiaoxian pushed away the wine, "I'm afraid I'll smash that magazine if I'm drunk..."

"It seems that you know yourself very well~~" Tian Yi teased.

"Wash your face and brush your teeth!" Yaya pushed Tianyi into the bathroom, then looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, "Mr. Zeng, do you want me to lend you Tianyi to support the scene?"

"Tu Tuk Tuk~" There was a knock on the door of 3603, and Yaya pushed the door open curiously.

"Hello!" A policeman outside the door saluted Yaya, "Excuse me, is Xun Tianyi at home?"

"What's the matter?" Ya Ya looked at the shiny police badge on the police hat and asked anxiously.

"It's like this," the policeman recounted the incident, "Xun Tianyi was speeding on the elevated, I'll take him to the police station to make a record."

"Huh?" Yaya looked confused, "Speeding? Isn't that a matter of the traffic department?"

"Uh..." The policeman was a little puzzled by Ya Ya's reaction, "May I ask who you are?"

"I'm Tianyi's girlfriend," Yaya explained, and then asked anxiously, "What's wrong with Tianyi?"

"Nothing," the policeman smiled and handed the ID to Yaya, "Besides, he also assisted our police in arresting a criminal gang who robbed and fled, so the second purpose of my visit this time is to take him back to accept In recognition, here is my police card."

"Morning, Officer Du~" Tian Yi waved at the policeman at the door with his toothbrush in his mouth.

"..." After washing, Tian Yi sat in the police car, the corners of his eyes twitching slightly, how many times have I been caught?

"..." Xiaoxian watched the police car leave, his heart was full of bullshit, Tianyi!What should I do if you leave!

"How about..." Ya Ya asked tentatively, "Wan Yu and I will go with you?"

"No need!" Xiaoxian turned and walked out of 3603, "I'm a man! I'm going to die! I have to return it!"

Ya Ya and Wan Yu looked at each other, the meaning in their eyes was self-evident.

(End of this chapter)