This is the love apartment

Chapter 14 I repeat!I am normal! ! ! !

Tian Yi boldly walked into the apartment with a duck in his hand, and Xiao Hei who followed him shook his head with a bucket of fish in his hand.

"Eh? Tianyi, are you back?" Meijia, who was picking up the letter downstairs, greeted, "Xiao Hei, are you there?"

"We just came back from fishing in Dianshan Lake." Xiao Hei nodded and replied.

"Are you sure it's a fish?" Meijia noticed the duck in Tianyi's hand. Although I'm not good at math, I still can't tell the difference between a duck and a fish...

"It's like this..." Xiao Hei told Meijia about Tianyi's experience in Dianshan Lake.

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"So, you went to Dianshan Lake to catch a duck?" Everyone gathered at the bar and listened to Meijia's eloquent story, and exclaimed to Tianyi.

"Uh... To be precise, I also caught a coconut shell, two small bottles for some unknown purpose, a green fur turtle, and a crayfish..." Tian Yi counted with his fingers.

"Then do you have any other gains?" Zhan Bo asked.

"I know! It turns out that this is what the Chinese call 'sounding from the east to the west', right?" Guan Gu suddenly realized.

"It's not the way to make a noise..." Meijia looked dumbfounded.

"...Never mind him." Xiao Xian took a sip of his wine and said, "Tian Yi, you really are not a normal person."

Tianyi was speechless: "You are not human!"

"Exactly!" Hu Yifei nodded in agreement.

"Yifei, you also think Teacher Zeng is not human, right?" Tian Yi turned around and asked firmly.

"No, I mean, you are really not a normal person." Yifei looked at Tianyi and said seriously, "At least in my impression, you are the only one who can catch ducks."

"Eh? Everyone is here." Wan Yu walked in from the door, "What are you talking about?"

"We are discussing whether it is a normal person who can catch a duck with a fishing rod." Zeng Xiaoxian said leisurely.

"Who is so amazing?" Wan Yu asked curiously.

Seeing everyone looking at Tianyi, Wan Yu pointed at Tianyi in disbelief: "It couldn't be you?! Poof~" Then she couldn't help laughing.

"That's right, that duck is still hibernating in the refrigerator!" Meijia confirmed Wan Yu's guess, "Why don't we cook duck soup tonight?"

"Okay, okay!" Wan Yu clapped her hands.

"Oh, by the way, Wanyu, how did your interview go today?" Yifei asked.

"It's okay~" Wan Yu ordered a bottle of Bingrui.

"Does the interviewer like you, and what is his attitude towards you?" Mika asked curiously.

"I'm not sure, but they seem to be shocked by me." Wan Yu said with some pride.

"Let me just say, beauty is invincible!" Yifei raised her head slightly, with a look of disbelief.

"How did you do it?" Mika asked.

"They asked me what my dream was, and I said 'I want to own a small house'." Wan Yu paused for a moment, and looked at the stunned people around her in puzzlement.

"Wow..." Zhan Bo opened his mouth in shock, "What a shocking ideal."

"Maybe my house is different from others." Wan Yu fell into reverie.

"My ideal house, the roof is marzipan, the chimney is roast pork rolls, the bed is honey red date cake, the pillows are all crystal shrimp dumplings, the rain is raisins, and the snow is lollipops. You can see small steamed dumplings filled with soup everywhere, the river is full of preserved egg and lean meat porridge, and the ones swimming in the river and flying in the sky are all cooked. When I snort, they will automatically line up and jump into my mouth. The clouds are cotton candy, and the stones on the ground are braised pork."

"Pa~" The straw in Xiaoxian's mouth fell to the ground, "Tianyi, I found your kind."

"Wow... I also hope to have such a small house." Meijia's eyes were full of happiness.

"Right!" Wan Yu narrowed her eyes.

"..." Tianyi took a sip of Coke sullenly, "I repeat! I'm a normal person!!!!"

"Oh! By the way, they also gave me a copy of the test questions." Wan Yu took out a test paper from her bag, "Please help me to read it."

"...In this case, they are still interested in hiring you?" Xiaoxian complained.

"Don't talk nonsense." Yifei glanced at Xiaoxian viciously, then turned to look at Wanyu, "What questions?"

Wan Yu looked at the test paper seriously: "Assume that for any smooth directed closed surface S, there are ∮∮xf ( y ) dy dz + yf ( x ) dz dx - z [ b+ f ( x + y )] dx dy = 0, where the function f ( x ) is continuous in (-, +), and f ( 1) = a ( a, b are constants), find f ( 2010)."

After hearing this sentence, Xiao Xian was stunned, took out the test paper from Wan Yu's hand, and looked at the questions carefully.

"..." Xiaoxian's face was full of black lines, "This seems to be a high math question for a certain year's postgraduate entrance examination?"

"Really?" Zhanbo took the test paper from Xiaoxian's hand, glanced at the question...and glanced at it again, and silently calculated in his mind, "It seems...not very difficult."

"There's more in the back..." Xiaoxian wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"Hey, Xiaoxian can understand this!" Yifei seemed to have discovered a new world.

"Please! I'm a master's degree from Jiaotong University, okay?" Xiaoxian asked with a dark face.

"That's right! I'd have forgotten if you didn't tell me..." Yifei had no shame on her face.

"But...why, Wan Yu's test questions are postgraduate entrance examination papers?" Guan Gu scratched his head in doubt.

"Let me see..." Meijia snatched the test paper, "...Is this math? Why are there no numbers?"

"Tianyi, will you?" Meijia looked at Tianyi...

"No." Tian Yi shook his head. In his previous life, he went all over the world without the college entrance examination. In his previous life... Isn't college just for playing games?The time of time travel was still early before the exam week, so studying... didn't exist.

"I finally found someone who can't do mathematics like me." Meijia was delighted.

"What is 99 times seven?" Tian Yi replied calmly.

"Wait for me to count... Seven out of seven, 48 in two seven, Women's Day on March [-], Labor Day on May [-], Children's Day on June [-]..." Meijia counted with her fingers.

"You should change to another..." Tian Yi suggested to Wan Yu, "They are trying to make things difficult for you. I knew it a long time ago."

"Have you ever been made things difficult?" Yifei asked.

"That's not true." Tianyi shook his head, "There was a man who applied for the human resources manager of my dad's company, but unfortunately I saw him molesting the young lady at the front desk, and felt that he was inconsistent, and then I asked for an interview Qualifications... let him write an argumentative essay praising me within four to 10 minutes."

"And then?" Meijia felt that she should have a cup of popcorn.

"Are you finished?!" Tian Yi widened his eyes in surprise.

"No……"

"Oh, don't interrupt! Then what? Then?" Wan Yu urged.

"Then... I dismissed him on the grounds that 'the format of the argumentative essay is wrong, too much rhetoric, and cliché'." Tian Yi took it for granted.

Yifei: (Д)
Wan Yu: (Д)
Mika: (Д)
Exhibition: (Д)
Xiaoxian: (Д)
Guan Gu flipped through his notebook: "What does 'cliché' mean?"

(End of this chapter)