This is the love apartment
Chapter 147, 1 Philippine?She is more Kakashi than Kakashi!
Chapter 147: One Fei?She is more Kakashi than Kakashi!
"So you're together?" After hearing Tian Yi's narration, Yi Fei looked at Xin Ling who was sticking to Zhang Wei with surprise.
Xin Lingqiao blushed slightly, and nodded slightly.
"What about you in the future?" Yifei thought of something, looked at Xinling, "Do you want to move out?"
Xinling squinted her eyes: "Of course not, Zhang Wei and I will not move out, and this place is not for couples, the rent will be halved, and water and electricity will be free?"
"That's a good relationship!" Yifei felt relieved, "How about this, let's go downstairs to Xiaonanguo to have a meal today, and take it as a clean-up for Zhang Wei."
"No need," Xinling refused with a smile, "Let's cook at home tonight. It just so happens that I want Zhang Wei to try my cooking too."
"I think I can also be qualified for such a noble profession as a chef." Tianyi was silent for a long time before raising his hand.
"Tian Yi, you dare to try!" Zi Qiao's eyes were extremely cold and terrifying.
"..." The corners of Tianyi's eyes twitched slightly, and he retorted, "I have learned about fried rice with eggs recently! Yaya has been appraised, and it is ready to eat!"
"What's wrong with Tianyi's cooking?" Yoyo poked Guan Gu quietly, and asked with some doubts, "Why does Ziqiao react so strongly?"
"If you are hospitalized for stomach lavage because of Tianyi's food..." Guan Gu said with a blank expression, "I think your reaction will be stronger than Ziqiao's."
"What's wrong with Tianyi's food?" Yoyo still didn't respond.
Guan Gu looked at Tianyi's eager expression and shivered: "You will have a chance to see it."
Yoyo nodded with a vague understanding.
That night...
Under the frenzied resistance of the crowd, the egg fried rice that Tianyi secretly fried was forcibly fed to the little wolf and the puppy.
People familiar with the situation reported that Xiaolang was in a state of confusion for the next week, and he didn't even feel like demolishing the house.
And the puppy...
It is said that it has lived in seclusion in the toilet of 3601 ever since...
------
A few days later
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In the morning, the downstairs bar:
"So what did you guys do yesterday?" Tian Yi collapsed on the sofa and yawned, looking at Zi Qiao Guan Gu and Xiao Xian who were also sleepy.
"The three of them?" Yifei slapped a document on the bar coffee table, "Three big men can't beat a mouse!"
"I'm not!" Guan Gu yawned and protested.
"Did you catch the mouse?" Yifei smiled with an inexplicable meaning.
"..." Guan Gu swallowed.
"What is this?" Zhang Wei curiously picked up the document on the coffee table, "A package management plan?"
"Didn't I recruit a new roommate recently?" Yifei crossed her arms, "In order not to leave a bad impression on my new roommate, I stayed up late last night to make this."
"What's this for?" Ziqiao looked at Yifei with a confused face, "A basket? The plan promulgated by the Communist Party at the White House yesterday is also called this."
"You must get up at seven o'clock, you must turn off the lights and go to bed at 10:30, no outsiders are allowed to visit after nine o'clock, and the noise above [-] decibels is counted..." Zhang Wei looked at the plan in his hand and shivered, "Yifei, what are you doing?" ... planning to put us under house arrest?"
"It has nothing to do with you 3603," Yifei waved his hand, "This is the rule set for them."
"Why! It's not fair!" Ziqiao was filled with righteous indignation, "Everything is aimed at us. The iPartment is not a constitutional monarchy!"
"Why don't you have any points in your mind?" Yifei snatched the document from Zhang Wei's hands and patted it in front of Ziqiao, "There has never been a rat in the iPartment, it's all because of you guys! Leftovers The takeaway never throws away!"
"It's all right now! All the mice have immigrated here, what should we do now?" Yifei's eyes were cold.
"Then why don't you set rules for them?!" Zi Qiao tried to make trouble.
"That's right! I second it!" Xiaoxian also planned to trick the four of 3603.
"First, we have never ordered takeaway," Tianyi held the Bing Kuoluo that he had just brought from the bar, "There are Yaya and Xinling who cook, ordering takeaway is disrespectful to them."
"Second," Zhang Wei took over Tian Yi's words, "Tian Yi and I are fully responsible for the sanitation of 3603, under the supervision of Ya Ya and Xin Ling, and completely cleaned up every corner of sanitation."
"In general, the hygienic environment of our apartment is much better than yours!" Tian Yi concluded.
"..." Xiaoxian was speechless.
"Also, I'm warning you," Yifei poked Xiaoxian's nose, "I'm recruiting roommates, you guys have seriously affected the reputation of our floor!"
Zhang Wei looked at the people reprimanded by Yifei, took a sip of milk, and let out a long breath: "Fortunately, I don't live in 3602!"
"That's it!" Yifei finalized the management plan, "Of course, you have the right to reject this management agreement, but... you have to bear the consequences yourself~"
"..." Ziqiao watched Yifei's leaving back, gritted her teeth, "What's the big deal, no matter how arrogant she is, she's just a woman!"
"I decided to resist Hu Yifei's tyranny!" Ziqiao looked at Xiaoxian and Guan Gu, "Are you coming or not?"
"I refuse," Guan Gu took a sip of his wine, "My work and rest time does not conflict with Yifei's plan, to piss off the most unprovoked woman in the apartment for a matter of no benefit..."
Guan Gunao made up his own way of death, and silently shook his head.
"Guan Gu, I despise you!" Zi Qiao squinted at Guan Gu, then looked at Xiao Xian, "Teacher Zeng, what about you?"
"Nonsense!" Xiaoxian stood beside Zi Qiao decisively, "No matter what, we big men can't give up land to a woman to pay compensation!"
"How high do you think their chances of winning are?" Zhang Wei took a sip of milk and looked at Tian Yi.
"Zero." Tian Yi drank Bing Kuo Luo and leaned comfortably on the back of the sofa.
"Never think about rebelling against Hu Yifei," Tian Yi narrowed his eyes, "She's just a bug."
"..." Zhang Wei was stunned by Tian Yi's words, "Is it so scary?"
"Have you ever seen a woman who can dismantle a Terminator with bare hands, and who can have a [-]/[-] fight with Zhang Qiling in a skirt?" Tian Yi asked back.
"Terminator? Zhang Qiling?" Zhang Wei looked confused, "Where is this going?"
"Last time, a colonel KI was launched on Kaifengcai, and it is said that he can predict the probability of winning for both parties," Tianyi squinted his eyes and explained, "I will put Yifei and the Terminator, Zhang Qiling, Kakashi, etc. I did a probability statistics."
"How about taking it?" Zhang Wei blinked.
"Kakashi is better than Kakashi." Tian Yi shook his head, "I thought Colonel KI probably found out that he was a poisoned milk, so he paid [-]/[-]."
"I don't know why..." Zi Qiao looked at Tian Yi with admiration.
(End of this chapter)
"So you're together?" After hearing Tian Yi's narration, Yi Fei looked at Xin Ling who was sticking to Zhang Wei with surprise.
Xin Lingqiao blushed slightly, and nodded slightly.
"What about you in the future?" Yifei thought of something, looked at Xinling, "Do you want to move out?"
Xinling squinted her eyes: "Of course not, Zhang Wei and I will not move out, and this place is not for couples, the rent will be halved, and water and electricity will be free?"
"That's a good relationship!" Yifei felt relieved, "How about this, let's go downstairs to Xiaonanguo to have a meal today, and take it as a clean-up for Zhang Wei."
"No need," Xinling refused with a smile, "Let's cook at home tonight. It just so happens that I want Zhang Wei to try my cooking too."
"I think I can also be qualified for such a noble profession as a chef." Tianyi was silent for a long time before raising his hand.
"Tian Yi, you dare to try!" Zi Qiao's eyes were extremely cold and terrifying.
"..." The corners of Tianyi's eyes twitched slightly, and he retorted, "I have learned about fried rice with eggs recently! Yaya has been appraised, and it is ready to eat!"
"What's wrong with Tianyi's cooking?" Yoyo poked Guan Gu quietly, and asked with some doubts, "Why does Ziqiao react so strongly?"
"If you are hospitalized for stomach lavage because of Tianyi's food..." Guan Gu said with a blank expression, "I think your reaction will be stronger than Ziqiao's."
"What's wrong with Tianyi's food?" Yoyo still didn't respond.
Guan Gu looked at Tianyi's eager expression and shivered: "You will have a chance to see it."
Yoyo nodded with a vague understanding.
That night...
Under the frenzied resistance of the crowd, the egg fried rice that Tianyi secretly fried was forcibly fed to the little wolf and the puppy.
People familiar with the situation reported that Xiaolang was in a state of confusion for the next week, and he didn't even feel like demolishing the house.
And the puppy...
It is said that it has lived in seclusion in the toilet of 3601 ever since...
------
A few days later
------
In the morning, the downstairs bar:
"So what did you guys do yesterday?" Tian Yi collapsed on the sofa and yawned, looking at Zi Qiao Guan Gu and Xiao Xian who were also sleepy.
"The three of them?" Yifei slapped a document on the bar coffee table, "Three big men can't beat a mouse!"
"I'm not!" Guan Gu yawned and protested.
"Did you catch the mouse?" Yifei smiled with an inexplicable meaning.
"..." Guan Gu swallowed.
"What is this?" Zhang Wei curiously picked up the document on the coffee table, "A package management plan?"
"Didn't I recruit a new roommate recently?" Yifei crossed her arms, "In order not to leave a bad impression on my new roommate, I stayed up late last night to make this."
"What's this for?" Ziqiao looked at Yifei with a confused face, "A basket? The plan promulgated by the Communist Party at the White House yesterday is also called this."
"You must get up at seven o'clock, you must turn off the lights and go to bed at 10:30, no outsiders are allowed to visit after nine o'clock, and the noise above [-] decibels is counted..." Zhang Wei looked at the plan in his hand and shivered, "Yifei, what are you doing?" ... planning to put us under house arrest?"
"It has nothing to do with you 3603," Yifei waved his hand, "This is the rule set for them."
"Why! It's not fair!" Ziqiao was filled with righteous indignation, "Everything is aimed at us. The iPartment is not a constitutional monarchy!"
"Why don't you have any points in your mind?" Yifei snatched the document from Zhang Wei's hands and patted it in front of Ziqiao, "There has never been a rat in the iPartment, it's all because of you guys! Leftovers The takeaway never throws away!"
"It's all right now! All the mice have immigrated here, what should we do now?" Yifei's eyes were cold.
"Then why don't you set rules for them?!" Zi Qiao tried to make trouble.
"That's right! I second it!" Xiaoxian also planned to trick the four of 3603.
"First, we have never ordered takeaway," Tianyi held the Bing Kuoluo that he had just brought from the bar, "There are Yaya and Xinling who cook, ordering takeaway is disrespectful to them."
"Second," Zhang Wei took over Tian Yi's words, "Tian Yi and I are fully responsible for the sanitation of 3603, under the supervision of Ya Ya and Xin Ling, and completely cleaned up every corner of sanitation."
"In general, the hygienic environment of our apartment is much better than yours!" Tian Yi concluded.
"..." Xiaoxian was speechless.
"Also, I'm warning you," Yifei poked Xiaoxian's nose, "I'm recruiting roommates, you guys have seriously affected the reputation of our floor!"
Zhang Wei looked at the people reprimanded by Yifei, took a sip of milk, and let out a long breath: "Fortunately, I don't live in 3602!"
"That's it!" Yifei finalized the management plan, "Of course, you have the right to reject this management agreement, but... you have to bear the consequences yourself~"
"..." Ziqiao watched Yifei's leaving back, gritted her teeth, "What's the big deal, no matter how arrogant she is, she's just a woman!"
"I decided to resist Hu Yifei's tyranny!" Ziqiao looked at Xiaoxian and Guan Gu, "Are you coming or not?"
"I refuse," Guan Gu took a sip of his wine, "My work and rest time does not conflict with Yifei's plan, to piss off the most unprovoked woman in the apartment for a matter of no benefit..."
Guan Gunao made up his own way of death, and silently shook his head.
"Guan Gu, I despise you!" Zi Qiao squinted at Guan Gu, then looked at Xiao Xian, "Teacher Zeng, what about you?"
"Nonsense!" Xiaoxian stood beside Zi Qiao decisively, "No matter what, we big men can't give up land to a woman to pay compensation!"
"How high do you think their chances of winning are?" Zhang Wei took a sip of milk and looked at Tian Yi.
"Zero." Tian Yi drank Bing Kuo Luo and leaned comfortably on the back of the sofa.
"Never think about rebelling against Hu Yifei," Tian Yi narrowed his eyes, "She's just a bug."
"..." Zhang Wei was stunned by Tian Yi's words, "Is it so scary?"
"Have you ever seen a woman who can dismantle a Terminator with bare hands, and who can have a [-]/[-] fight with Zhang Qiling in a skirt?" Tian Yi asked back.
"Terminator? Zhang Qiling?" Zhang Wei looked confused, "Where is this going?"
"Last time, a colonel KI was launched on Kaifengcai, and it is said that he can predict the probability of winning for both parties," Tianyi squinted his eyes and explained, "I will put Yifei and the Terminator, Zhang Qiling, Kakashi, etc. I did a probability statistics."
"How about taking it?" Zhang Wei blinked.
"Kakashi is better than Kakashi." Tian Yi shook his head, "I thought Colonel KI probably found out that he was a poisoned milk, so he paid [-]/[-]."
"I don't know why..." Zi Qiao looked at Tian Yi with admiration.
(End of this chapter)
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