This is the love apartment
Chapter 153: The Snow Mastiff in the Elevator
Chapter 153: The Snow Mastiff in the Elevator
【Zi Qiao slowly approached from a distance: Recently, I have been receiving letters from viewers asking why our group always hang out in bars.You think we're just passing the time?you are wrong!Here we often discuss some very advanced... social topics. 】
——(January this year) Bar——————
Xiao Xiansheng fell down on the sofa without love: "Living is too tiring!"
"What's the matter, Mr. Zeng?" Guan Gu was a little puzzled, "Have you...have your kidneys overdrawn recently?"
"What is you?!" Xiaoxian glanced at Guan Gu expressionlessly, "No... When did I suffer from kidney failure?"
"..." The corners of Guan Gu's mouth twitched slightly, "Then what are you doing for?"
"Alas~" Xiaoxian sighed and shook his head, "I care too much about my image in the eyes of the audience, I am too tired to live."
"Teacher Zeng," Zi Qiao patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder, looked him in the eyes, and said seriously, "There aren't that many people following you, so take it easy, you don't have that many listeners."
Zeng Xiao Xian:"……"
——(March this year)—————
Sitting next to the sofa, Zhang Wei flipped through the exam materials in his hand: "I just saw someone say that the average monthly salary of white-collar workers in 50 cities in China has reached 8730 yuan. Is it true?"
Zeng Xiaoxian took a sip of his drink with a straw: "Naive, what can the average salary explain?"
"That's right," Zi Qiao said, "The average height of Pan Changjiang and Yao Ming is 196cm. What does that mean? Is Pan Changjiang tall?"
"Uh..." Zhang Wei froze for a moment.
"To put it another way," Yoyo thought for a while, "Tianyi's monthly income is 1, and your monthly income is [-]. The average monthly income of the two of you is [-]. What does this mean?"
"Is your monthly income so much?" Yoyo spread her hands.
Zhang Wei: "..."
——(May this year)—————
"The annual salary of civil servants is one million these days." Yoyo stared at her mobile phone and smacked her lips.
"Impossible..." Yu Mo was a little incredulous, "How much did we count at SH last year?"
"The annual salary is [-]." Xiaoxian's eyes were dull.
"Then how did they manage to earn a million dollars a year?" Yoyo looked curious.
"Uh," Zhang Wei raised his head from the desk beside him, and took out a pamphlet from his bag, "The method of civil servants' annual salary of one million has been written here, and you can read it yourself if you need it."
Yoyo took the red booklet.
"criminal law"
long:"……"
--(Nowadays)------
"Tell me," Yoyo said with a tense look, "Why haven't you seen Tianyi and Yaya much recently? Are they...?"
"Don't talk nonsense," Xinling's voice came from the side, "They are doing big things."
"What's the big deal?" Yoyo turned her head curiously, looking at Xinling.
"I don't know the details," Xinling shook her head, "but I only know that it has something to do with Yifei...and Teacher Zeng."
"What's wrong with us?" Teacher Zeng and Yifei who were sitting on the sofa raised their heads at the same time.
"I'm more curious..." Guan Gu squeezed his chin, "What kind of plan needs to be planned for more than two months."
"That's right," Xinling waved her hand, "This plan was conceived by Tianyi a few days ago."
"Then what about these few months?" Yoyo was confused.
"Tianyi is retreating and learning to cook with Yaya." A sweet smile suddenly appeared on Xinling's face, "Small achievements, do you want to try?"
"What is he learning?" Zi Qiao thought of something and felt a slight pain in his stomach.
"Hot pot." Xinling narrowed her eyes.
Ziqiao, Yoyo, Yifei, Xiaoxian, Guan Gu: (; 一_一)
Zhang Wei raised his head from the table: _? ?
--------
In a dark room,
"Are you sure this is feasible?" Yaya flashed the flashlight.
"I'm sure, but it needs some motivating elements." The corner of Tianyi's mouth, which was illuminated by the flashlight, curled up into a strange smile.
Yaya pinched her forehead: "I hope you won't be beaten."
"Don't worry, absolutely not." Tian Yi waved his hand.
"Prickly~" A spark appeared in the darkness.
"So have you fixed it yet?" Yaya wanted to cry but had no tears.
"I'm not an electrical major..." Tianyi leaned forward cautiously, "I've done myself a favor by mustering up the courage to connect the fuse, okay?"
"Squeak~" The door opened.
"What are you doing?" Ziqiao looked at the two people in the dark, startled and looked up at the house number at the door:
3602 That's right...
"Can you repair fuses?" Tian Yi held up the fuse that had just been cut in his hand.
"..." Zi Qiao looked at the fuse box illuminated by the light coming in from the door, and the corners of his eyes twitched slightly.
--------
3601:
"Yuyou, are you going to buy clothes?" Yu Mo walked out of his room holding two pieces of clothes in his hand.
"You don't have enough clothes?" Yoyo turned her head in doubt.
"The style is outdated..." Yu Mo smacked his lips and looked at the TV that was turned on, ""Meteor Garden"? Why do you watch such an old movie?"
"It's boring..." Yoyo shrugged.
"Where did you find it?" Yu Mo put down the two clothes in his hand.
"I found it in your room," Youyou slumped on the sofa, "By the way, Yu Mo, if Zhou Yumin and Jerry Yan confessed to you at the same time, and you had to choose one, who would you choose?"
"I choose..." Yu Mo thought for a while, "I choose shopping, do you want to go?"
"I'll go!" Yoyo stood up from the sofa, "It's boring anyway."
--------
"Tianyi?" Youyou bumped into Tianyi when she went out, rolled her eyes, moved to Tianyi's side, and whispered, "What big things are you and Yaya doing?"
"No..." Tian Yi looked confused, "What's the big deal?"
"Don't hide it, we all know it!" Yoyo patted Tianyi on the shoulder.
"What?" Tian Yi was stunned, "You all know?"
"That's right, tell me quietly what it is, I won't tell others." Yoyo seduced.
"..." Tianyi struggled for a while, then whispered something in Yoyo's ear.
"What?!" Yoyo was stunned by Tianyi's words.
Yu Mo looked at Yoyo with a puzzled expression on his face.
"Ding~~" The elevator door opened, and the man inside looked up at the floor, and then at the three people at the elevator entrance.
[Yuyou was stunned: Did I read it wrong?Why is this man so handsome at first glance!Wait... it must be... the relationship at first glance! 】
Yoyo closed her eyes and opened them again: "I am!"
Xi Zhao was taken aback.
"I snapped again!" Yoyo opened her eyes again.
Xi Zhao was taken aback again.
"I'm still new!" Yoyo opened her eyes for the third time.
Xi Zhao was taken aback for the third time.
"Why are you so handsome at first glance..." Yoyo looked longingly at Snow Mastiff in the elevator.
"Going down?" Snow Mastiff couldn't help but asked.
"Uh..." Tian Yi carefully sized up the people in the elevator, "Snow Mastiff?!"
Neo, Yumo, Yoyo: _? ?
(End of this chapter)
【Zi Qiao slowly approached from a distance: Recently, I have been receiving letters from viewers asking why our group always hang out in bars.You think we're just passing the time?you are wrong!Here we often discuss some very advanced... social topics. 】
——(January this year) Bar——————
Xiao Xiansheng fell down on the sofa without love: "Living is too tiring!"
"What's the matter, Mr. Zeng?" Guan Gu was a little puzzled, "Have you...have your kidneys overdrawn recently?"
"What is you?!" Xiaoxian glanced at Guan Gu expressionlessly, "No... When did I suffer from kidney failure?"
"..." The corners of Guan Gu's mouth twitched slightly, "Then what are you doing for?"
"Alas~" Xiaoxian sighed and shook his head, "I care too much about my image in the eyes of the audience, I am too tired to live."
"Teacher Zeng," Zi Qiao patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder, looked him in the eyes, and said seriously, "There aren't that many people following you, so take it easy, you don't have that many listeners."
Zeng Xiao Xian:"……"
——(March this year)—————
Sitting next to the sofa, Zhang Wei flipped through the exam materials in his hand: "I just saw someone say that the average monthly salary of white-collar workers in 50 cities in China has reached 8730 yuan. Is it true?"
Zeng Xiaoxian took a sip of his drink with a straw: "Naive, what can the average salary explain?"
"That's right," Zi Qiao said, "The average height of Pan Changjiang and Yao Ming is 196cm. What does that mean? Is Pan Changjiang tall?"
"Uh..." Zhang Wei froze for a moment.
"To put it another way," Yoyo thought for a while, "Tianyi's monthly income is 1, and your monthly income is [-]. The average monthly income of the two of you is [-]. What does this mean?"
"Is your monthly income so much?" Yoyo spread her hands.
Zhang Wei: "..."
——(May this year)—————
"The annual salary of civil servants is one million these days." Yoyo stared at her mobile phone and smacked her lips.
"Impossible..." Yu Mo was a little incredulous, "How much did we count at SH last year?"
"The annual salary is [-]." Xiaoxian's eyes were dull.
"Then how did they manage to earn a million dollars a year?" Yoyo looked curious.
"Uh," Zhang Wei raised his head from the desk beside him, and took out a pamphlet from his bag, "The method of civil servants' annual salary of one million has been written here, and you can read it yourself if you need it."
Yoyo took the red booklet.
"criminal law"
long:"……"
--(Nowadays)------
"Tell me," Yoyo said with a tense look, "Why haven't you seen Tianyi and Yaya much recently? Are they...?"
"Don't talk nonsense," Xinling's voice came from the side, "They are doing big things."
"What's the big deal?" Yoyo turned her head curiously, looking at Xinling.
"I don't know the details," Xinling shook her head, "but I only know that it has something to do with Yifei...and Teacher Zeng."
"What's wrong with us?" Teacher Zeng and Yifei who were sitting on the sofa raised their heads at the same time.
"I'm more curious..." Guan Gu squeezed his chin, "What kind of plan needs to be planned for more than two months."
"That's right," Xinling waved her hand, "This plan was conceived by Tianyi a few days ago."
"Then what about these few months?" Yoyo was confused.
"Tianyi is retreating and learning to cook with Yaya." A sweet smile suddenly appeared on Xinling's face, "Small achievements, do you want to try?"
"What is he learning?" Zi Qiao thought of something and felt a slight pain in his stomach.
"Hot pot." Xinling narrowed her eyes.
Ziqiao, Yoyo, Yifei, Xiaoxian, Guan Gu: (; 一_一)
Zhang Wei raised his head from the table: _? ?
--------
In a dark room,
"Are you sure this is feasible?" Yaya flashed the flashlight.
"I'm sure, but it needs some motivating elements." The corner of Tianyi's mouth, which was illuminated by the flashlight, curled up into a strange smile.
Yaya pinched her forehead: "I hope you won't be beaten."
"Don't worry, absolutely not." Tian Yi waved his hand.
"Prickly~" A spark appeared in the darkness.
"So have you fixed it yet?" Yaya wanted to cry but had no tears.
"I'm not an electrical major..." Tianyi leaned forward cautiously, "I've done myself a favor by mustering up the courage to connect the fuse, okay?"
"Squeak~" The door opened.
"What are you doing?" Ziqiao looked at the two people in the dark, startled and looked up at the house number at the door:
3602 That's right...
"Can you repair fuses?" Tian Yi held up the fuse that had just been cut in his hand.
"..." Zi Qiao looked at the fuse box illuminated by the light coming in from the door, and the corners of his eyes twitched slightly.
--------
3601:
"Yuyou, are you going to buy clothes?" Yu Mo walked out of his room holding two pieces of clothes in his hand.
"You don't have enough clothes?" Yoyo turned her head in doubt.
"The style is outdated..." Yu Mo smacked his lips and looked at the TV that was turned on, ""Meteor Garden"? Why do you watch such an old movie?"
"It's boring..." Yoyo shrugged.
"Where did you find it?" Yu Mo put down the two clothes in his hand.
"I found it in your room," Youyou slumped on the sofa, "By the way, Yu Mo, if Zhou Yumin and Jerry Yan confessed to you at the same time, and you had to choose one, who would you choose?"
"I choose..." Yu Mo thought for a while, "I choose shopping, do you want to go?"
"I'll go!" Yoyo stood up from the sofa, "It's boring anyway."
--------
"Tianyi?" Youyou bumped into Tianyi when she went out, rolled her eyes, moved to Tianyi's side, and whispered, "What big things are you and Yaya doing?"
"No..." Tian Yi looked confused, "What's the big deal?"
"Don't hide it, we all know it!" Yoyo patted Tianyi on the shoulder.
"What?" Tian Yi was stunned, "You all know?"
"That's right, tell me quietly what it is, I won't tell others." Yoyo seduced.
"..." Tianyi struggled for a while, then whispered something in Yoyo's ear.
"What?!" Yoyo was stunned by Tianyi's words.
Yu Mo looked at Yoyo with a puzzled expression on his face.
"Ding~~" The elevator door opened, and the man inside looked up at the floor, and then at the three people at the elevator entrance.
[Yuyou was stunned: Did I read it wrong?Why is this man so handsome at first glance!Wait... it must be... the relationship at first glance! 】
Yoyo closed her eyes and opened them again: "I am!"
Xi Zhao was taken aback.
"I snapped again!" Yoyo opened her eyes again.
Xi Zhao was taken aback again.
"I'm still new!" Yoyo opened her eyes for the third time.
Xi Zhao was taken aback for the third time.
"Why are you so handsome at first glance..." Yoyo looked longingly at Snow Mastiff in the elevator.
"Going down?" Snow Mastiff couldn't help but asked.
"Uh..." Tian Yi carefully sized up the people in the elevator, "Snow Mastiff?!"
Neo, Yumo, Yoyo: _? ?
(End of this chapter)
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