This is the love apartment

Chapter 17 I don't wear it anymore, it's so cool!

"Tian Yi, good morning." Zhan Bo watched Tian Yi walk into the bar with a dark face, and asked curiously, "What's wrong with you? You don't seem to be in a good mood."

"A cup of Pepsi, add ice, thank you." Tianyi turned his head and said to Zhanbo, "Yes! If you wake up in the morning, you just prepare to cook a pack of delicious tonkotsu ramen for breakfast, and you find that all your stock has become Flour, and you'll be just as unhappy."

"..." Zhan Bo wiped the sweat from his brow, "It's hard for you, what did you have for breakfast?"

Tianyi's face changed, and he said happily: "For revenge, I ate the toast baked by Guan Gu."

"Revenge? Why?" Zhan Bo was confused.

"Who made him like kneading instant noodles since he was five years old?" Tian Yi thought about the dream last night, why didn't I wake up from this nightmare yesterday?
"So, it must be him." Tian Yi said firmly.

3602:

After finishing the orange juice on his face, Guan Gu was ready to have breakfast.

"Meijia, have you seen my toast?" Guan Gu looked at the bare toaster and asked suspiciously.

"No, what's wrong?"

"Then did you see Tian Yi coming to the kitchen just now?"

"Oh, he just came to drink a glass of milk." Meijia replied.

Guan Gu put his hands on his hips.

"Tianyi must have stolen it!"

Lonely corner bars:

"By the way, where are Yifei and the others?" Tianyi asked.

"My sister has gone to class. Wan Yu is doing a constellation test. Teacher Zeng... disappeared early in the morning, and I don't know where he is." Zhan Bo replied.

"Eh? Tianyi? When did you come?" Wan Yu put down the tablet in her hand, "Good morning~"

"...Good morning." Tianyi wiped off his sweat. He was fine, and he only found out that Wanyu was here.

"Yo~" Yifei walked over from the side, "Tianyi woke up before eleven o'clock?!"

"Sister, you are back from class." Zhan Bo greeted.

"Good morning." Tianyi raised the cup to signal Yifei, then put it to his mouth and took a sip.

"Feifei, good morning!" Wan Yu narrowed her eyes.

"..." Tian Yi was stunned.Did I drink a glass of milk just now?Gan!So happy...forgot!
"Wanyu, are you doing the constellation test again?" Yifei put the handbag on the bar, "A bottle of Bingrui, thank you."

"I'm submitting my resume!" Wan Yu explained seriously.

"..." Yifei took a look, "This is the constellation test!"

"This is a personality test." Wan Yu picked up the tablet, "I seriously considered Tian Yi's words yesterday, so I submitted my resume to many companies."

"But they have to do a set of test questions before the interview." Wan Yu pointed to the questions on the tablet.

"This is very popular in foreign companies." Zhanbo has a strange sense of superiority, "It is said that it can test people's inner character to see if they are suitable for that position."

"Foreigners are really troublesome." Yifei said disdainfully, "Does personality have a lot to do with the position?"

"Of course." Tianyi explained, "If you let an introverted person do sales, do you think he can do well?"

"..." Yifei suddenly realized, "That's right!"

"Now degrees can be faked, and certificates can be faked." Zhan Bo said, "It's just that personality can't be faked."

"But some questions are so strange." Wan Yu stared at the question.

"Naturally, these are all produced by psychologists. At first glance, you will find it strange, but..." Wan Yu interrupted before Zhanbo could finish speaking.

"But if you look closely, it's still very strange!"

Wan Yu pointed to the screen: "Look at this question, tell me what mosquitoes and tigers have in common."

"It depends on your way of thinking, whether it's concrete or abstract." Zhan Bo frowned, "For example...they all have black on their bodies."

"What about this question?" Wan Yu turned a page, "If your father and Jay Chou fight, who do you help? A, help your father B, help Jay Chou C, watch them fight D, call the TV station .”

"..." Zhan Bo looked confused.

"Pfft..." Yifei couldn't help laughing.

"And who will win this Spiderman vs. Batman?" Wan Yu pointed to another topic.

"This is an interview question at Stanford University." Tian Yi said, "I noticed it before."

"Did you ever encounter such a perverted problem when you were looking for a job?" Wan Yu looked at everyone confused.

"I stayed in school directly." Yifei shrugged.

"I don't have a job..." Tianyi shook his head.

"I have encountered a problem like this. You have two pairs of underwear. One is dirty and hasn't been washed, and the other has not been washed and dried. Which pair do you wear?" Zhanbo recalled after taking a sip of his wine.

"Is this the question to test your values?" Yifei had a strange expression.

"It's disgusting, I despise you no matter which one you wear!" Wan Yu showed a contemptuous expression on her face.

"Oh! I~" Zhan Bora said in a long tail, "I don't wear any of them, I don't wear them anymore, it's so cool!"

Yifei held his forehead behind Zhanbo's back.

"Hehehehe..." Wan Yu smiled, "I despise you."

"..." Tianyi scratched his chin, "Why don't you dry the wet one?"

Yifei: ...

Exhibition:  …

"Everyone! How about my look today?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at everyone with a mean smile.

"Handsome~" Wan Yu praised.

"That's right, it looks like a person." Yifei also nodded.

"This may be a turning point that changed my life!" Xiaoxian said with a smile after glaring at Feifei.

"Mr. Zeng, have you also gone to the interview?" Tian Yi patted Xiaoxian on the shoulder and asked curiously.

"Almost, I heard from the gossip that a TV station is looking for a host for a new column." Xiaoxian smiled, "I also heard from the gossip that the producer of this column is called Lisa Rong."

"Think about it, I finally have the opportunity to step into the TV circle!" Xiaoxian's smile became brighter and brighter.

"Wait, wait, your logic is jumping a bit..." Yifei didn't respond.

"...Yifei, don't pour cold water on Teacher Zeng, maybe you will succeed?" Tian Yi said to Yifei.

"That's right, I also found out that the producer came back today to find a host for our radio station." Xiaoxian thought about the situation when he was selected, "Bless me!"

"Alright, it's time for me to go back and code." Tian Yi drank the Coke in his hand, he didn't care about calcium carbonate!
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"Ah!!!!" Just as Tianyi walked to the door of 3602, he heard Meijia's heart-piercing wail.

Tianyi quickly opened the door: "What's wrong? A thief broke into the house?"

"Lu Ziqiao! Give me back the fish!" Meijia's voice pierced Tianyi's eardrums, "I'm just helping Guan Gu's brain!"

"What happened to them?" Tian Yi moved to Guan Gu's side and asked cautiously.

"I don't know, it's just like this for no reason." Guan Gu looked confused.

"Isn't it just a fish?" Zi Qiao looked disdainful.

"Speaking lightly! If you are capable, you will become a fish, and I will cook you right now!" Meijia was furious.

"Don't quarrel, it's okay, I'm not very particular." Guan Gu advised to fight.

"Look, Guan Gu has already said it all." Ziqiao had an embarrassing expression on his face.

(End of this chapter)