This is the love apartment

Chapter 39: "Good boy~" Yifei is like a big bad wolf that lures a little white rabbit
Zhanbo stared straight ahead firmly, and said, "I have experienced things that Tianyi will never be able to experience. I have already realized that the world of mortals is just floating clouds!"

"What's wrong?" Yifei looked at Zhanbo worriedly, "Is it because of Wanyu's matter?"

"No." Zhan Bo turned his head to one side.

"So what's the matter?" Yifei put the back of her hand on Zhanbo's forehead, "I don't have a fever."

"I'm not sick!" Zhanbo pushed Yifei's hand away, "I just think it's too difficult to be a man."

"Nonsense! You're not a man after you become a monk?" Yifei stared, "If you want to practice martial arts, play with a nunchuck by yourself!"

"Becoming a monk?" Yifei tapped Zhanbo's head, "Do you know what it means to become a monk?"

"Of course I know!" Zhan Bo shook his body, "Xu Zhu made it very clear, 'It's normal to become a monk and end offspring', so I don't have to contact women."

"..." Yifei looked confused, "You unfilial son, you want to make our old Lu family die?!"

"I'm just making an analogy..." Zhanbo rolled his eyes, and then held Yifei's hand pitifully, "Sister, am I really that bad?"

"What happened?" Yifei was stunned, "What major blow did you suffer?"

"..." Zhan Bo struggled a bit, "Just now, I met a girl in the elevator..."

"That's great!" Yifei nodded, "And then?"

"She thought I was a food delivery guy, and then took my phone away..." Zhan Bo wanted to cry but had no tears.

"..." Yifei was silent.

"I'm going to buy a plane ticket to Henan tomorrow!" Zhan Bo made up his mind, "I'm going to enter Shaolin Temple, and I've already thought about the Dharma name. I'm called 'Lust, Caution'!"

"No! I don't agree!" Yifei suddenly frowned, "I tell you! You don't drink or smoke anymore, and if you quit sex, you won't even have a man's secondary sexual characteristics! When the time comes , how should I explain to our parents?"

"You said I was born with regrets, they should have been prepared!" Zhan Bo retorted, "Besides, who said I don't drink?"

"Drink this?" Yifei pointed to Bingrui in Zhanbo's hand.

"..." As if wanting to prove himself, Zhan Bo turned his head to look at the bar, "Give me a cup of Snow Flower!"

"Oh, My God!" Yifei patted his head resignedly, "My family is unlucky!"

"Brother!" Yifei patted Zhanbo's shoulder, "I was just kidding you, you just need to accumulate a little experience!"

"How do you accumulate?" Zhan Bo asked lightly.

"This..." Yifei thought for a while, and shouted to the bar, "Have a bottle of vodka!"

"??" Zhan Bo looked at the wine glass in front of him in a daze.

"Let's start with drinking." Yifei raised a small cup and handed it to Zhanbo.

"Does this have anything to do with falling in love?" Zhan Bo asked doubtfully.

"Of course there is..." Yifei was stunned for a moment, looked around, and pointed to Ziqiao who was drinking and hooking up with beautiful women on the other side, "Look, Ziqiao is a good example!"

"Okay!" Zhan Bo nodded, raised his glass, and drank the wine in his hand with an expression of resignation.

"It's so spicy!" Zhan Bo stuck out his tongue and frowned.

"It's normal!" Yifei comforted, "This is the normal behavior of a normal person drinking for the first time."

Then he raised the second cup: "You won't feel this way if you drink it again."

"Really?" Zhan Bo was dubious, and took the cup.

"Sister! You lied to me!" Zhanbo stuck out his tongue and looked at Yifei sadly.

"..." Yifei smiled awkwardly, "I remember wrongly, this time! It will definitely not happen this time!"

Looking at the wine in front of him, Zhanbo felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy.

"Hey~" Yifei is like a big bad wolf who kidnaps a little white rabbit, "After drinking it, you will be reborn!"

"??" Yifei looked at Zhanbo who was lying on the bar with a dazed expression, did he just fall?Three cups drunk?

"Alas~" Yifei patted her head, stood up and sighed, and then dragged Ziqiao, who had already hugged her sister, over.

"Hey, hey!" Zi Qiao broke free and looked at Yi Fei dissatisfiedly, "I'm dating, okay? Go talk to Guan Gu or Tian Yi if you have anything to say!"

"Aren't you afraid that Meijia will come down and chop you with a hatchet?" Yifei sneered.

"..." Ziqiao lowered her head resignedly, "Okay, okay, what do you want me to do?"

"No~" Yifei glanced at Zhanbo.

"Huh?" Zi Qiao asked curiously, "What happened to him? Why did he drink so much?"

"That's not the point!" Yifei interrupted, "Are you clear about Zhanbo and Wanyu's affairs?"

"Of course!" Zi Qiao nodded, "Everyone in the apartment can see it."

"The two of them... broke up?" Zi Qiao asked cautiously.

"It would be great if it really broke!" Yifei sighed, put her hands on her hips, and looked at Zhanbo helplessly, "That also means that Zhanbo chased Wanyu before!"

"Isn't it?!" Zi Qiao groaned, "Isn't it that Zhanbo hasn't gotten started yet? It's been more than three months, right?"

"So, that's why I came here." Yifei patted Ziqiao with a teachable expression on her face.

"..." Ziqiao pointed at Zhanbo, then at herself, "You want me to teach him how to chase girls?"

"Almost..." Yifei explained, "I want him to stay by your side and let him see how you chase girls. In return, I won't tell Mika about your affairs in the bar."

"..." Zi Qiao froze for a moment, "You want Zhan Bo to be my wingman?"

"That's right!" Yifei nodded, "This can't be better!"

"That's fine." Zi Qiao nodded and agreed, then picked up the wine glass and walked towards the girl just now.

"Eh?" Yifei stopped Ziqiao, "Why are you going?"

"I'll warm up first." Zi Qiao replied as a matter of course, and then put on a refined and easy-going smile and walked forward.

"..." Yifei was taken aback by Joe's operation, and then heard a crisp applause and a vague "Say! Who was that just now?!"

"Are you back?" Yifei smiled and looked at the faint slap marks on Ziqiao's face.

"..." Zi Qiao was speechless.

"Okay, I still have something to do, I'll leave Zhanbo to you!" Yifei patted Joe on the shoulder, "I trust you!"

……

Tianyi Xiaoheiwu coded "happily".

……

"Ahhhhh!!!" Tianyi struggled and fell on the chair, "Why did I choose to be a civil servant!"

Tianyi regretted silently in his heart, wouldn't it be good to consciously help the family spend some money? ?
"Damn..." Tian Yi gritted his teeth and looked at the computer screen in front of him, then clicked on the article to upload.

"Hmm..." Tian Yi looked at the time and picked up the phone, "It's still early, call Ya Ya."

In view of the greasy degree of dog food, I will not write it, skip it.

"Well, I'll see you in a few days." Tian Yi smiled and met Ya Ya, and then hung up the phone.

"Huh?" Tian Yi pushed open the door and found Wan Yu and Mei Jia sitting on the sofa watching TV.

"Wan Yu?" Tian Yi looked puzzled, "Why are you here?"

"Oh!" Wan Yu explained, "I heard that senior brother from Guan Gu is coming, so I'm here to join in the fun."

"Uh..." Tian Yi wiped off his sweat, "I hope... you won't regret it."

"Tuk Tuk Tuk~"

"I'll go and open the door." Tian Yi walked to the door and opened it.

"..." Tian Yi froze at the door.

"..." The person outside the door was stunned for a while, "Excuse me... is this... Guan Gu's magical house?"

"Officer Du?" Tian Yi looked shocked, "Why are you here?"

Then Tian Yi came to his senses... Ma Dan, I made a mistake... Brother Guan Gu seems to look a lot like that police officer...

"Although I..." The senior brother was stunned for a few seconds, "My surname is Du. But... I am not a policeman. The one who is a policeman is my brother." The senior senior brother's speech speed suddenly became faster.

"...Uh" Tianyi smiled awkwardly, "Please come in, please come in."

Damn it!Miss the best escape time, can't get away!
"Tianyi." Guan Gu's voice came from the kitchen, "Who's here?"

"Your senior brother!" Tian Yi replied.

"Oh!" Guan Gu took off his apron and greeted him from the kitchen.

"Let me introduce, this is my elder brother - Du Jun, known as 'Little White Dragon in the Waves', is also a very powerful cartoonist, this is my roommate, Meijia and Tianyi, and my neighbor, Wanyu .”

"Hi~" Meijia and Wanyu waved at the elder brother.

Everyone sat around the dining table.

"By the way! Eldest brother!" Wan Yu asked curiously, "I heard from Guan Gu that you just came back from XJ, can you tell us?"

"Of course..." Eldest Brother said with a blank expression.

"Great!" Mika said happily.

Then I heard the following two words from the big brother: "... yes."

"??" Meijia's smile froze on her face, and she looked at Guan Gu in bewilderment.

"Boom..." Tianyi hit his head on the table.

【Tianyi is locked on a pillar, struggling constantly: I want to leave, let me go!now!let me go! ! ! 】

……

After a long, long time (Tian Yi thinks)
"After that..." Eldest brother still opened his dead fish eyes, and said in a dull voice with no expression on his face, "I went to a small town in Taxkorgan, you can't believe it, there is a family there... XJ buffet, the buffet is very rich, there are mutton skewers, stewed mutton, lamb scorpion, roasted whole lamb, steamed lamb, mutton steamed buns, salt and pepper lamb chops. Lamb big bone soup. Lamb platter... Unfortunately, unfortunately... I am sorry Mutton food... allergies."

"..." Meijia threw her head on the table, Wanyu looked hopeless, and as for Tianyi...he said that he found the feeling of attending a high school class, and the class... oh no, after 5 minutes of speaking, he started to wander.

"Meijia!" Wan Yu suddenly turned to look at Meijia, with a spoiled expression on her face, "Isn't Ziqiao always picky eaters?"

"Mmm!!!" Mika nodded emphatically.

"Strictly speaking..." The elder brother remained indifferent, and continued to talk, "I am still allergic to... the following foods, and there are many more, spicy meat..."

[Tian Yi struggled away from a pillar, fell to the ground and spat out blood: I want to leave, let me go!let me go! ! ! 】

"Guan Gu!" Tian Yi suddenly looked at Guan Gu, "I drank too much water just now, so I went to the bathroom."

"Well, let's go!" Guan Gu gave Tian Yi a look, and then seriously recorded what the elder brother said.

Tian Yi smiled apologetically at the elder brother, and rushed out of 3602 quickly.

"..." Wanyu Meijia looked at each other when she saw that someone had made the right decision to run away.

Wan Yu apologized to the elder brother, "I drank too much water just now, and went to the toilet too! How about you, Meijia?"

"Me?" Meijia replied instantly, "Me too, Tianyi, Wanyu, wait for me!"

After speaking, the two also left 3602 quickly.
"..." Eldest brother froze for a moment, then looked at Guan Gu, "Could it be..... Are the... bathrooms in your apartment... shared?"

"Uh...don't worry about them," Guan Gu urged, "let's continue."

"it is good………………"

(End of this chapter)